A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 8/5 - 8/11
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Nothing to add this week, enjoy the headlines
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-08-05 to Sat 2012-08-11:
Spice kills man in transport accident after failure to navigate a route
Woman refuses to pull over for police and leads them on a high speed chase because she was topless on her way to surprise her boyfriend. BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER
Nine-year-old Detroit boy's lemonade stand raises $3400 for city government, while he somehow manages not to be shot, stabbed, robbed, set on fire, shut down by the health department or shaken down by the city council
Males less supportive of gay marriage. Way to stick it to the man
Study finds one in four parents spank their children in public. The other three not in Walmart that day
Typhoon Haikui Strikes - East Coast of China Hit - Evacuate Now
Authorities responding to medical emergency at American research station in Antarctica. Initial reports are confusing, mentioning traumatic double amputation resulting from teeth in thoracic cavity
Massachusetts' largest white oak killed. Police are rounding up all the black oaks in the area
Beetles killing California's avocado trees; symptoms include white secretions from bark. I knew this day wood cum
Neil Armstrong recovering after heart bypass surgery. Doctors say he is already up and around and has taken his first small step for a man
Long-haired freaky person decides to "clean up the neighborhood" by stealing 57 campaign signs from 18 different candidates. Apparently thought they were blocking the scenery, breaking his mind
Manchester United learns it's not so easy to sell 'Packers stock' when the fan base completely made up of alcoholics. Okay, bad example
Nebraska offensive lineman Tyler Moore leaves team. He's not going to make it after all
Gene linked to PTSD. You should stay away from him
Stressed men drawn to heavy women, and not just by gravitational fields
Work on Curiosity comes to a halt when Windows Update, Flash Update, Java Update, Firefox Update, and Rover SP 4 updates popped up on the rover's screen
Matt Lauer says "Indian giver" live on The Today Show, comes under fire from various organizations. If only he could take it back
Now I understand everyone's shiat's emotional right now but I've got a three point plan that's going to fix everything: An Idiocracy spin-off with President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is in the works
The mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape has lost 244 pounds. Looks like someone has really lit a fire under her
First round of RNC speakers announced: The Joker, Two Face, The Penguin, The Riddler and (in black Ferragamo boots) Catwoman
Able to recognize a steaming pile when they see one, Scotts Miracle-Gro endorses Romney
Nancy Pelosi says she saw ghosts in the White House. In response, White House has removed all mirrors from any room Nancy Pelosi visits
Hyundai recalls cars because air bag won't deploy if passenger is less than 130 pounds; absolutely no Americans have been injured so far
It's time to see older workers as an asset, not just as a source of food and replacement organs
Carney blows whistle on bad banks, offers three ring tosses for a buck
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