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(ESPN)   Dallas Cowboys TE Jason Witten vents his spleen. No, really   (espn.go.com) divider line 24
    More: Scary, Jason Witten, Cowboys TE, Cowboys, tight ends, Ed Werder, Rolando McClain, Jason Garrett, Michael Irvin  
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2012-08-15 07:14:12 PM
And it took forever, but I finally got there. Career posted link #400.
 
2012-08-15 07:16:59 PM
Rub some dirt on it Meat and get back out there, it's Football Season, not tennis.
 
2012-08-15 07:17:55 PM
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Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-08-15 07:22:36 PM
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Give him a week, he'll be back on the field.
 
2012-08-15 07:24:55 PM
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commiserates
 
2012-08-15 07:32:47 PM
Calvin Watkins stating the obvious in the sidebar.
 
2012-08-15 07:40:05 PM
One of the few on the roster that could take this injury and not suffer much if any setback. Him and Romo are so closely timed/route tuned year round when one farts, the other blames the dog.
 
2012-08-15 08:21:08 PM
After his interview Monday night...I did think he was walking kind of stiff.
 
2012-08-15 08:52:59 PM
Jason Witten suffered a slightly lacerated spleen in Monday's preseason game, and the star tight end's availability for the Dallas Cowboys' regular-season opener is uncertain.

ORLY? I'm certain. He wont be available.
 
2012-08-15 09:00:27 PM
If he gets it removed it's 6-8 weeks recovery time.
 
2012-08-15 09:07:17 PM

bel4sucks: If he gets it removed it's 6-8 weeks recovery time.


Yea, that would be a bad one. But we will see.
 
2012-08-15 09:15:35 PM
Tight end goes in, tight end goes out. Can't exspleen that.
 
2012-08-15 09:23:39 PM
The Cowboys have a losing record in this century. They are not an NFL team of consequence.
 
2012-08-15 09:24:27 PM
DAMN! O_O
 
2012-08-15 09:25:38 PM
Brewster Rockit unavailable for comment.
 
2012-08-15 09:25:43 PM
Chris Simms sends his regards.
 
2012-08-15 09:33:10 PM
Yikes! o_o That...doesn't sound fun at all.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: One of the few on the roster that could take this injury and not suffer much if any setback. Him and Romo are so closely timed/route tuned year round when one farts, the other blames the dog.


Almost shot coffee out my nose at that, thanks. :)

NakedReporta: And it took forever, but I finally got there. Career posted link #400.


Hey, congrats! :)
 
2012-08-15 10:16:18 PM
www.chicagotribune.com 

/wanted for questioning
 
2012-08-15 10:55:53 PM

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commiserates


As an OU fan, I sure miss him.........
 
2012-08-15 11:03:55 PM
Rolando McClain's only claim to fame in the NFL at this point is laying out 3-4 guys every year. Other than than he's been very average. Word from camp is he's been doing much better this year so far. Hopefully the new staff get his head straightened out and he avoids further off the field stupidity.

Best wishes for Witten. I hate to see guys get badly hurt in any game but it especially sucks in the pre-season.

/Raider fan
 
2012-08-16 08:43:56 AM
One of the few on the roster that could take this injury and not suffer much if any setback. Him and Romo are so closely timed/route tuned year round when one jacks it, the other ejaculates.
 
2012-08-16 10:49:26 AM

bronyaur1: The Cowboys have a losing record in this century. They are not an NFL team of consequence.


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2012-08-16 11:26:50 AM
I hate the Cowboys but I'm a fan of Witten.
get well, get well soon...
 
2012-08-16 03:40:19 PM

Treygreen13: bronyaur1: The Cowboys have a losing record in this century. They are not an NFL team of consequence.

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Pay me biatch ass texan
 
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