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(San Bernardino Sun)   A 4 year investigation by the FBI concerning possible wrongdoing by Jerry Lewis proves inconclusive. Lewis responded by stating, "The proben laven with the hurting and the earmarking things. Hey laaaaady"   (sbsun.com) divider line 50
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2012-08-15 08:04:23 PM  
www.hot107.ca
 
2012-08-15 09:15:53 PM  
I'd like to know where the Chinese chef was during all of this.
 
2012-08-15 09:16:59 PM  
Who knew Jerry Lewis was a Beastie Boy ...
 
2012-08-15 09:17:59 PM  
Goodness gracious!
 
2012-08-15 09:19:34 PM  
The downfall of this once great comedian and tireless MDA advocate continues. :(
 
2012-08-15 09:20:07 PM  
You will hear from my lawyer. His name is Sy Gunterbloom.
 
2012-08-15 09:20:30 PM  
is he the same guy that shot himself in the penis while playing the piano with one hand, or am I thinking of someone else?
 
2012-08-15 09:20:35 PM  
He played a mean piano, but like Liberace, on the organ he sucked.

Oh, the other Jerry Lewis, my bad
 
2012-08-15 09:23:29 PM  
The article says the guy had sex with a hedge frog.
 
2012-08-15 09:23:48 PM  
blogs.westword.com

Justice for Frink!
 
2012-08-15 09:24:43 PM  
Good job subby +1
 
2012-08-15 09:30:13 PM  

Chakro: Good job subby +1


+1 for headline, -2 for uninformative story. Deano still got nuthin.
 
2012-08-15 09:31:38 PM  
*in voiced all golden like with flakes*
 
2012-08-15 09:32:45 PM  
I feel like I got rickrolled.
 
2012-08-15 09:33:56 PM  
Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire!
 
2012-08-15 09:39:06 PM  
I'm so glad our tax dollars are being well spent.

/sarcasm
 
2012-08-15 09:40:08 PM  
Jerry Lewis is like Jim Nabors.

I thought both died years ago.
 
2012-08-15 09:44:36 PM  

Ghastly: You will hear from my lawyer. His name is Sy Gunterbloom.


Sy Hoidenden
 
2012-08-15 09:45:47 PM  
 
2012-08-15 09:58:23 PM  
The French consider him to be a comedy genius.
 
2012-08-15 10:00:38 PM  
The switcharoo headline would be funnier if it was actually implausible that the FBI would waste 4 years investigating comedian Jerry Lewis.
 
2012-08-15 10:02:53 PM  

cretinbob: [www.hot107.ca image 264x328]


Zombie Jerry Lewis
 
2012-08-15 10:03:08 PM  

Nem Wan: The switcharoo headline would be funnier if it was actually implausible that the FBI would waste 4 years investigating comedian Jerry Lewis.


It's 'switcheroo', thanks.
 
2012-08-15 10:04:39 PM  

Nem Wan: The switcharoo headline would be funnier if it was actually implausible that the FBI would waste 4 years investigating comedian Jerry Lewis.


Unless FBI stood for France Beloved Idiots
 
2012-08-15 10:16:26 PM  
Jerry Lewis is prefectly fine. After a spill a few months ago he now has a scooter to get around. But he can walk fine. And mentally he is just great.
 
2012-08-15 10:43:06 PM  
Jerry Lewis was never funny, ever.
 
2012-08-15 10:44:19 PM  
Warranted by "The Day The Clown Cried."
 
2012-08-15 10:45:02 PM  

Hand Banana: Jerry Lewis was never funny, ever.


Wrong.
 
2012-08-15 10:46:07 PM  
give to the parent project, not MDA. much more of your dollar goes to research
 
2012-08-15 10:47:14 PM  
The Justice Department closed the case in 2010 without filing any charges against Lewis, although newly released documents show that agents considered a possible charge of honest services fraud in 2008.

What does that charge mean for a congressman? Didn't stay bought?
 
2012-08-15 10:47:42 PM  

frymeupasteak: give to the parent project, not MDA. much more of your dollar goes to research


Wrong.

Give to your locality.

Live local.
 
2012-08-15 11:06:03 PM  
extras.mnginteractive.com 

"I masturbate to workout infomercials...."
 
2012-08-15 11:07:26 PM  

Hand Banana: Jerry Lewis was never funny, ever.


Not true. When Martin and Lewis started out they had a radio show. It was funny.
 
2012-08-15 11:22:34 PM  
He's the one who put all those hidden commie messages into Louie, Louie.
 
2012-08-15 11:24:13 PM  
When the whippoorwhil
Whippers in the wind
The wind can whipper back
Oh nice and chubby baby
 
2012-08-15 11:28:10 PM  

Plastic Trash Vortex: When the whippoorwhil
Whippers in the wind
The wind can whipper back
Oh nice and chubby baby


I get that in my head sometimes and sing it out loud. People look at me like I'm insane. And I am. But still.
 
2012-08-15 11:42:58 PM  
Sure they didn't mean Jerry LEE Lewis?

That guy did some wrong.
 
2012-08-15 11:46:54 PM  

Roto-Rot: Ghastly: You will hear from my lawyer. His name is Sy Gunterbloom.

Sy Hoidenden



Barry Zuckercorn
 
2012-08-15 11:52:58 PM  
oh oh oh Jerry Lewis
 
2012-08-16 12:01:09 AM  
cdn3.sbnation.com

AND OH NICE BADGER WITH THE TEETH AND PAWS! ALL THE ZIGGING AND ZAGGING AND WITH THE FOOTBALL HE'S GONNA DO A THING! FREUNLAVEN!
 
2012-08-16 12:44:36 AM  
A prolific proponent of egregious pork-barrel spending. I live in his district. This guy just kept getting re-elected. I R Subby
 
2012-08-16 02:15:03 AM  

Hand Banana: Jerry Lewis was never funny, ever.


Go watch JERRY LEWIS: METHOD TO THE MADNESS.

I was never particularly a fan, but when I saw how much creativity and work he put into everything he
ever did, I gained a new appreciation for him as an artist (and I truly believe, now, that he is one of the
greatest film artists in the short history of cinema).
 
2012-08-16 03:50:56 AM  

Hand Banana: Jerry Lewis was never funny, ever.


news.3yen.com
 
2012-08-16 06:24:01 AM  
Andrew Edwards, Staff Writer, does not know how to turn on spell check, which he needs to do, as he cannot spell.
Andrew does not seem to be able to properly construct a sentence either.

There is a distinct possibility that Andrew is a mentally deficient relative or offspring of the Sun's owner or an investor.
Chances are that someone was pressured by Aunt Myrtle to give him a job because he was killing all the small animals in the neighborhood.
 
2012-08-16 06:47:29 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Sure they didn't mean Jerry LEE Lewis?

That guy did some wrong.

 

media.skateboard.com.au
 
2012-08-16 11:27:32 AM  
I have heard some "outtake" clips from the MDA telethon (they're not really outtakes because they actually aired) that show that he can be a complete asshole, and a homophobe at that.
 
2012-08-16 11:55:29 AM  

show me: I have heard some "outtake" clips from the MDA telethon (they're not really outtakes because they actually aired) that show that he can be a complete asshole, and a homophobe at that.


He is an incredibly sweet old man and I highly doubt he has a homophobic bone in his body. If he is he is hiding it by surrounding himself with homosexuals.

I know he was notorious in Hollywood as a tyrannical artist but that is not uncommon in auteur visionaries. And it was a very long time ago.
 
2012-08-16 12:32:57 PM  
I told my brother, Pope Palpatine, all about it and he made it go away. No proof.

extras.mnginteractive.com
 
2012-08-16 01:04:02 PM  

T.M.S.: show me: I have heard some "outtake" clips from the MDA telethon (they're not really outtakes because they actually aired) that show that he can be a complete asshole, and a homophobe at that.

He is an incredibly sweet old man and I highly doubt he has a homophobic bone in his body. If he is he is hiding it by surrounding himself with homosexuals.

I know he was notorious in Hollywood as a tyrannical artist but that is not uncommon in auteur visionaries. And it was a very long time ago.


Here you go. Too bad they had to remove the clip:
Link
 
2012-08-16 02:18:08 PM  

show me: T.M.S.: show me: I have heard some "outtake" clips from the MDA telethon (they're not really outtakes because they actually aired) that show that he can be a complete asshole, and a homophobe at that.

He is an incredibly sweet old man and I highly doubt he has a homophobic bone in his body. If he is he is hiding it by surrounding himself with homosexuals.

I know he was notorious in Hollywood as a tyrannical artist but that is not uncommon in auteur visionaries. And it was a very long time ago.

Here you go. Too bad they had to remove the clip:
Link


Oh, I don't doubt he said it. But he is from a very different generation and not particularly PC. He is also a very old man and lacks the filters that more modern performers take for granted. But that's one of the things that makes him so awesome.
 
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