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2012-08-15 07:55:03 PM  
Overruled, sizzlechest!
 
2012-08-15 08:18:58 PM  
register-her.com

Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmmm. Never had a teacher quite that hot.
 

/close, but not quite
 
2012-08-15 09:06:50 PM  
After reading the article, I would say the the 2nd District Court of Appeal needs to get laid.

/anyone with current pics?
 
2012-08-15 09:18:31 PM  
Ermm, f*ck you, judge.
 
2012-08-15 09:22:04 PM  
Double-secret probation.
 
2012-08-15 09:25:17 PM  
Probation with the possibility of a Hustler spread?

/They's just raunchier than those other two
 
2012-08-15 09:27:29 PM  
Not that I'm against this lady getting in deep shiat for what she did. Let's face it, 14 years old=child whether you're horny or not. I'm also for a woman going down for a crime like this just as equally as a man.

There was an article in January about a cop that was farking a 14 year old girl in 2004 WHILE on duty at her workplace. (How you can work at a veterinarian's office at age 14 is another story). He screwed her for 4 years straight like this. Along with that a 16 year old girl, who eventually turned him in. He had a court date in January that was in the news and suddenly NOTHING. No follow-up, no time, no jail, no parole.

Seems a cop farking a 14 year old girl from the time she's 14 until 18 is a pretty big deal. So what happened to him? Did he get away without jail time?

Seems the laws governing this type of shiat have a huge gray area. I want to see the farker do time, anyone know any follow-ups to this?
 
2012-08-15 09:31:02 PM  

basemetal: Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmmm. Never had a teacher quite that hot.

/close, but not quite


I did... but then again... I didn't get to fark her... so what's the point?

/I should look her up.
 
2012-08-15 09:35:37 PM  
Um,
 
2012-08-15 09:38:13 PM  

basemetal: Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmmm. Never had a teacher quite that hot.


I never had a teacher under 50.
 
2012-08-15 09:38:33 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Not that I'm against this lady getting in deep shiat for what she did. Let's face it, 14 years old=child whether you're horny or not. I'm also for a woman going down for a crime like this just as equally as a man.

There was an article in January about a cop that was farking a 14 year old girl in 2004 WHILE on duty at her workplace. (How you can work at a veterinarian's office at age 14 is another story). He screwed her for 4 years straight like this. Along with that a 16 year old girl, who eventually turned him in. He had a court date in January that was in the news and suddenly NOTHING. No follow-up, no time, no jail, no parole.

Seems a cop farking a 14 year old girl from the time she's 14 until 18 is a pretty big deal. So what happened to him? Did he get away without jail time?

Seems the laws governing this type of shiat have a huge gray area. I want to see the farker do time, anyone know any follow-ups to this?


Usually men get the harsher treatment, but this is just weird, and wrong.

I guess the Debra case (and several like it), are not as harsh because they play into the whole "Older woman teaches younger man the ropes" fantasy that a lot of guys have (I'll admit, I have thing for women slightly above my age, but c'mon!), and let's face it, Debra's hot.
 
2012-08-15 09:39:13 PM  
Lil' Debbie, Lil' Debbie, I'm coming home to ya, baby!

/cause ya make me wanna walk
//like a camel
 
2012-08-15 09:43:08 PM  
How much money has this woman wasted being so fully immersed in the legal system in the past few years?

Anyone?
 
2012-08-15 09:48:47 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Not that I'm against this lady getting in deep shiat for what she did. Let's face it, 14 years old=child whether you're horny or not. I'm also for a woman going down for a crime like this just as equally as a man.

There was an article in January about a cop that was farking a 14 year old girl in 2004 WHILE on duty at her workplace. (How you can work at a veterinarian's office at age 14 is another story). He screwed her for 4 years straight like this. Along with that a 16 year old girl, who eventually turned him in. He had a court date in January that was in the news and suddenly NOTHING. No follow-up, no time, no jail, no parole.

Seems a cop farking a 14 year old girl from the time she's 14 until 18 is a pretty big deal. So what happened to him? Did he get away without jail time?

Seems the laws governing this type of shiat have a huge gray area. I want to see the farker do time, anyone know any follow-ups to this?


Link to the article?
 
2012-08-15 09:54:26 PM  

whidbey: How much money has this woman wasted being so fully immersed in the legal system in the past few years?

Anyone?


Favetillions?
 
2012-08-15 09:55:54 PM  
I'll oversee her appeals case, pro boner.
 
2012-08-15 09:57:21 PM  
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights
They like flowers and music
And white girls named Debbie too...
 
2012-08-15 10:00:06 PM  
clclt.com

APPROVES
 
2012-08-15 10:04:47 PM  
"We rock," they said.
 
2012-08-15 10:06:03 PM  

basemetal: [register-her.com image 596x555]

Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmmm. Never had a teacher quite that hot. 

/close, but not quite

We did. Actually there were two of them, both named Miss Chaney. They were sisters. The blonde in the jr. high and the brunette in the high school. Don't know if anyone ever tapped them. Back then we had sense enough to keep our mouths shut.
.
 
2012-08-15 10:07:23 PM  

basemetal: [register-her.com image 596x555]

Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmmm. Never had a teacher quite that hot. 

/close, but not quite


I did, but she was dating the other model good looking teacher who drove racecars on the side. WTF, I'm 14 and goofy looking, how the hell am I supposed to compete with that? Racecars? Ridiculous.
 
2012-08-15 10:16:21 PM  
I can't see why Hugh hasn't hit her up to do a spread. I would think she would need the money by now. I know I'd pay for it anyway.

/I know there is hotter women online nekkid, but it's the curiosity thing.
 
2012-08-15 10:19:38 PM  

consider this: basemetal: Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmmm. Never had a teacher quite that hot.

I never had a teacher that lookedunder 50.


FTFY.


Actually had an observing student teacher, i.e., freshman or sophomore year in college--not teaching just watching a teacher teach--who looked a bit like LaFave but smiled a lot more. Through a series of me-being-a-dumbass events, I learned that she MIGHT HAVE been interested in me.

But, like I said, I was a dumbass.

/CDASB
 
2012-08-15 10:25:02 PM  
As good looking as Debbie is, I still have to agree that the judge is out of line. There is a big difference between a court imposed punishment and a deal real reached between the two sides. After the deal was approved, judges need to butt out.
 
2012-08-15 10:27:28 PM  
I propose we always supply an acronym's cypher on FARK, embedded within the message, such that, when d-bags like me need to understand some shiat, you aren't just spraying your hyena scent at various heights, dig? Here's the deal: I dislike in-group labeling and subtexting in play w/o everyone being in; why? You are just playing the labeling game for effect then, and that's just small. I've seen FARK be bigger than that on multiple occasions. Teach.
Learn. Make funny. But embed.

;)
 
2012-08-15 10:29:16 PM  

Indubitably: I propose we always supply an acronym's cypher on FARK, embedded within the message, such that, when d-bags like me need to understand some shiat, you aren't just spraying your hyena scent at various heights, dig? Here's the deal: I dislike in-group labeling and subtexting in play w/o everyone being in; why? You are just playing the labeling game for effect then, and that's just small. I've seen FARK be bigger than that on multiple occasions. Teach.
Learn. Make funny. But embed.

;)


*cue boobs*
 
2012-08-15 10:33:35 PM  

whidbey: How much money has this woman wasted being so fully immersed in the legal system in the past few years?

Anyone?


Why would this matter?
 
2012-08-15 10:44:01 PM  
I for one think more justice should be dispensed in a way that is a "Fark You" to Nancy Grace
 
2012-08-15 11:00:26 PM  

rushthatspeaks: Not that I'm against this lady getting in deep shiat for what she did. Let's face it, 14 years old=child whether you're horny or not. I'm also for a woman going down for a crime like this just as equally as a man.

There was an article in January about a cop that was farking a 14 year old girl in 2004 WHILE on duty at her workplace. (How you can work at a veterinarian's office at age 14 is another story). He screwed her for 4 years straight like this. Along with that a 16 year old girl, who eventually turned him in. He had a court date in January that was in the news and suddenly NOTHING. No follow-up, no time, no jail, no parole.

Seems a cop farking a 14 year old girl from the time she's 14 until 18 is a pretty big deal. So what happened to him? Did he get away without jail time?

Seems the laws governing this type of shiat have a huge gray area. I want to see the farker do time, anyone know any follow-ups to this?


This is the google.com results. http://www.google.com/search?q=police+office+has+relations+with+minor+ for+4+years&rls=com.microsoft:*&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPag e=1
 
2012-08-15 11:10:22 PM  

Sgt Oddball: Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights
They like flowers and music
And white girls named Debbie too...


Most Debbie's I come across these days are hideous and fat. This teacher is a rare exception.
 
2012-08-15 11:16:38 PM  

KingVJ: rushthatspeaks: Not that I'm against this lady getting in deep shiat for what she did. Let's face it, 14 years old=child whether you're horny or not. I'm also for a woman going down for a crime like this just as equally as a man.

There was an article in January about a cop that was farking a 14 year old girl in 2004 WHILE on duty at her workplace. (How you can work at a veterinarian's office at age 14 is another story). He screwed her for 4 years straight like this. Along with that a 16 year old girl, who eventually turned him in. He had a court date in January that was in the news and suddenly NOTHING. No follow-up, no time, no jail, no parole.

Seems a cop farking a 14 year old girl from the time she's 14 until 18 is a pretty big deal. So what happened to him? Did he get away without jail time?

Seems the laws governing this type of shiat have a huge gray area. I want to see the farker do time, anyone know any follow-ups to this?

This is the google.com results. http://www.google.com/search?q=police+office+has+relations+with+minor+ for+4+years&rls=com.microsoft:*&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPag e=1


That's a lot of Police Outreach to the teen girl community if you ask me.
 
2012-08-15 11:25:23 PM  
Let me get this straight.
 
2012-08-16 12:03:52 AM  

rushthatspeaks: I'm also for a woman going down for a crime like this just as equally as a man.


I agree, but when I was 14, even a hand job would've been nice.

There was an article in January about a cop that was farking a 14 year old girl in 2004 WHILE on duty at her workplace. ... He screwed her for 4 years straight like this.

Wow. They must have been pretty sore by then.

Along with that a 16 year old girl, who eventually turned him in.

The age of consent in CT is 16. Only the first 2 years with the 14-year-old were illegal.

anyone know any follow-ups to this?

http://www.wtnh.com/dpp/news/crime/ex-norwich-patrolman-opts-for-tri al -on-sex-charge
 
2012-08-16 12:43:40 AM  
I am shocked - SHOCKED - at the lack of pics in this thread.

i140.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-16 12:57:12 AM  
i.imgur.com

Have you seen Junior's grades?
 
2012-08-16 01:14:40 AM  
Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?
 
2012-08-16 01:21:55 AM  
Waaay back in 2005, I was just a young man. I think I submit a lot of links to Fark cause it amuses me and I get paid to surf the internet all night.

Back then I submitted:

Hottie teacher who slept with student refuses plea deal because she's too pretty for prison. "To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions," says defense attorney

Hottie teacher who slept with student refuses plea deal because she's too pretty for prison. "To place an attractive young woman in that kind of hellhole, is like putting a piece of raw meat in with the lions," says defense attorney

I submitted this link too, some 3000 or so links later.

I think you owe me a date, Debbie!!!!!
 
2012-08-16 01:33:41 AM  

Surool: Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?


Some are.
 
2012-08-16 02:33:02 AM  

Confabulat: Surool: Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?

Some are.


I know some will disagree but unless you are inserting something into his anus, you are not raping a 14 year old male student.

This kid has not been traumatized by what happened with her. He just simply hasn't. Any male, and perhaps even some females here, would give anything to have been in this kid's place.

Despite the fact that she's obviously a head case, she's stunning. She is beautiful. And to a boy at 14, that's pretty much the only thing that matters.
 
2012-08-16 02:45:28 AM  
It's a good thing justice is blind.
 
2012-08-16 03:43:46 AM  

Surool: Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?


You can't rape the willing.
 
2012-08-16 05:29:54 AM  

Cargo: Confabulat: Surool: Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?

Some are.

I know some will disagree but unless you are inserting something into his anus, you are not raping a 14 year old male student.

This kid has not been traumatized by what happened with her. He just simply hasn't. Any male, and perhaps even some females here, would give anything to have been in this kid's place.

Despite the fact that she's obviously a head case, she's stunning. She is beautiful. And to a boy at 14, that's pretty much the only thing that matters.


T
The kid's only 14. He is going to be highly influenced by this experience. It will most likely hard wire his sexual interests for the rest of his life. To steal that place in his psyche is evil, even if he enjoyed it at the time.
 
2012-08-16 07:29:07 AM  

missmez: Cargo: Confabulat: Surool: Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?

Some are.

I know some will disagree but unless you are inserting something into his anus, you are not raping a 14 year old male student.

This kid has not been traumatized by what happened with her. He just simply hasn't. Any male, and perhaps even some females here, would give anything to have been in this kid's place.

Despite the fact that she's obviously a head case, she's stunning. She is beautiful. And to a boy at 14, that's pretty much the only thing that matters.

T
The kid's only 14. He is going to be highly influenced by this experience. It will most likely hard wire his sexual interests for the rest of his life. To steal that place in his psyche is evil, even if he enjoyed it at the time.


Why troll?
 
2012-08-16 07:59:40 AM  
Her attorney, John Fitzgibbons said he may take the case to the Florida Supreme Court.

"This is not over."


Why go through all that? Just don't fark any kids for 4 years. Is it really that difficult?
Oh wait, I $ee...
 
2012-08-16 08:00:15 AM  
Prosecutor. "It was like chocolate pudding. It tasted good going down"

That's what she said.

As for hot teachers, my 13 y.o. son is in a small private school. Four teachers. Every one of them smoking hot.
 
2012-08-16 08:11:20 AM  

missmez: Cargo: Confabulat: Surool: Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?

Some are.

I know some will disagree but unless you are inserting something into his anus, you are not raping a 14 year old male student.

This kid has not been traumatized by what happened with her. He just simply hasn't. Any male, and perhaps even some females here, would give anything to have been in this kid's place.

Despite the fact that she's obviously a head case, she's stunning. She is beautiful. And to a boy at 14, that's pretty much the only thing that matters.

T
The kid's only 14. He is going to be highly influenced by this experience. It will most likely hard wire his sexual interests for the rest of his life. To steal that place in his psyche is evil, even if he enjoyed it at the time.


Yeah. Plus, how many of you remember being 14-16 year old guys? If you don't, let me give you a reminder of what it was like:

1. You thought about sex a lot
2. You had boners
3. A lot
4. You did stuff that normal 14-16 year old boys did
5. You thought about sex

So there's that.

Also, most people's first sexual encounter is awkward, uncomfortable, and doesn't live up to the fantasies. It helps a great deal if the person you're with has had some experience and can guide you through it.

And if she's attractive, that's just icing.

And no adolescent boy has ever been traumatized by it. It's what every single one of us were hoping would happen. Who could be mentally scarred by reality turning out to be even better than the fantasy?
 
2012-08-16 08:31:26 AM  

retarded: shocked


i.dailymail.co.uk

Better?
 
2012-08-16 12:07:54 PM  

missmez: Cargo: Confabulat: Surool: Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?

Some are.

I know some will disagree but unless you are inserting something into his anus, you are not raping a 14 year old male student.

This kid has not been traumatized by what happened with her. He just simply hasn't. Any male, and perhaps even some females here, would give anything to have been in this kid's place.

Despite the fact that she's obviously a head case, she's stunning. She is beautiful. And to a boy at 14, that's pretty much the only thing that matters.

T
The kid's only 14. He is going to be highly influenced by this experience. It will most likely hard wire his sexual interests for the rest of his life. To steal that place in his psyche is evil, even if he enjoyed it at the time.



I agree. It sucks to know that you have peaked at 14.
 
2012-08-17 02:43:45 PM  

kona: missmez: Cargo: Confabulat: Surool: Child rapists sure are hot, aren't they subby?

Some are.

I know some will disagree but unless you are inserting something into his anus, you are not raping a 14 year old male student.

This kid has not been traumatized by what happened with her. He just simply hasn't. Any male, and perhaps even some females here, would give anything to have been in this kid's place.

Despite the fact that she's obviously a head case, she's stunning. She is beautiful. And to a boy at 14, that's pretty much the only thing that matters.

T
The kid's only 14. He is going to be highly influenced by this experience. It will most likely hard wire his sexual interests for the rest of his life. To steal that place in his psyche is evil, even if he enjoyed it at the time.


I agree. It sucks to know that you have peaked at 14.


Gets to bang a hot, batshiat insane woman with zero repercussions?

All downhill from there.
 
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