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Egoy3k		2012-08-15 02:52:01 PM

Rickroll.

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-08-15 02:52:41 PM

Done in the boobies

Stoj		2012-08-15 02:52:48 PM

Angry German Gamer kid.

basemetal		2012-08-15 02:53:04 PM

Honey Boo Boo, duh!

Badger		2012-08-15 02:53:10 PM

Chocolate Rain...

Shaggydum80		2012-08-15 02:53:20 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Done in the boobies

You'd have to label that one NSFW though, just to be safe.

RexTalionis		2012-08-15 02:53:35 PM

Link

logistic		2012-08-15 02:53:37 PM

Gay ******s from Outer Space

Adjective Bird Whiskey		2012-08-15 02:53:41 PM

Link

moogrum		2012-08-15 02:53:50 PM

Evolution of Dance

atlfarkette		2012-08-15 02:54:05 PM

The talking dog being teased. I feel like Youtube was created for videos like that.

Awesome

the_rev		2012-08-15 02:54:18 PM

Hoop Dance to Goldfish

InfamousBLT		2012-08-15 02:54:24 PM

logistic: Gay ******s from Outer Space

This. A true masterpiece.

Alternate answer: Challenger explosion

we'refromthesamestory		2012-08-15 02:54:33 PM

Kittens. They will think we worshipped them.

InfamousBLT		2012-08-15 02:55:02 PM

Actually, going to change my answer to "whichever hedgehog video is the cutest" because ZOMG SO ADORABLE

Huck Chaser		2012-08-15 02:55:17 PM

The one of the slow loris being tickled, because awwwwwwww.

rcf1105		2012-08-15 02:56:44 PM

Three magic words....Hocus Pocus Focus.

elev8meL8r		2012-08-15 02:56:57 PM

Link

monty666		2012-08-15 02:57:12 PM

Bananaphone.

atlfarkette		2012-08-15 02:57:49 PM

Huck Chaser: The one of the slow loris being tickled, because awwwwwwww.

D'aaaw

Actual Farking		2012-08-15 02:58:54 PM

Jimmy Dean Sausage Customer Complaint Link

sarahthustra		2012-08-15 03:00:12 PM

sneezy monkey

vernonFL		2012-08-15 03:00:16 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Done in the boobies

Current Resident		2012-08-15 03:00:41 PM

Badger, badger, badger, badger...

Actual Farking		2012-08-15 03:01:08 PM

Also, so they could hear a master of contemporary seduction: Link

Huck Chaser		2012-08-15 03:03:00 PM

rcf1105: Three magic words....Hocus Pocus Focus.

I love that song/video.

meow said the dog		2012-08-15 03:03:14 PM

I will be the proxy for TMLO and also do the agreement with this choice:

Link

brap		2012-08-15 03:04:14 PM

My Spirit Animal Lola Perazzo tearing the roof off the motha in Stairway To The Stars

Quasar		2012-08-15 03:10:12 PM

I don't think anything can top the wonder of this music video.

Current Resident		2012-08-15 03:10:40 PM

Japanese Ronald McDonald

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes		2012-08-15 03:13:12 PM

Where somebody pops the worlds biggest zit/boil/whatever, or where that guy pulled a fully expanded tampon out of his nose. I think those sum up our civilization pretty well.

Lord of Allusions		2012-08-15 03:18:33 PM

10 minutes of Bane saying "of course"

Bonkthat_Again		2012-08-15 03:21:15 PM

Kermit covers "Hurt"
Link

Staffist		2012-08-15 03:21:30 PM

As much as I hope it's not, Fart Fire will surely be amongst them.

cman		2012-08-15 03:21:39 PM

Smelly Cats from Friends

No_47		2012-08-15 03:23:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-LzQ_2e3tw
_{/saw it on reddit}

EviLincoln		2012-08-15 03:23:47 PM

Drama Prairie Dog

xanadian		2012-08-15 03:24:00 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Done in the boobies

That's what HE said!

xanadian		2012-08-15 03:25:50 PM

meow said the dog: I will be the proxy for TMLO and also do the agreement with this choice:

Link

Yes, but you have to use the CORRECT version. The URL is infamous.

Pasta Noodle Dick

Bonkthat_Again		2012-08-15 03:27:33 PM

Japanese Toilet Pranks
Link

They would probably want to know how much a feral cat can carry too....
Link

JerseyTim		2012-08-15 03:27:56 PM

10 minutes of nyan cat

xanadian		2012-08-15 03:28:25 PM

There was also that Croatian (or Czech or something) one with a guy on a sailboat and it's night-time. And he's dancing on the damn thing.

Damned if I can remember what the name of that video was....

unlikely		2012-08-15 03:30:51 PM

I think this sums it up

Solty Dog		2012-08-15 03:32:45 PM

And...Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rev.K		2012-08-15 03:33:50 PM

JerseyTim: 10 ~~minutes~~ HOURS of nyan cat

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-08-15 03:38:15 PM

JerseyTim: 10 minutes of nyan cat

I got my friends 10year old daughter hooked on that.

Tziva		2012-08-15 03:45:00 PM

All my video favourites are cat videos (ILOVEYOUMARU) and stick/knife fighting, so I may be a bad person to ask.

discgolfguru		2012-08-15 03:48:35 PM

Pickle Surprise!

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-08-15 03:50:04 PM

Undertaker throwing Mankind off of the cell.

loveblondieo		2012-08-15 03:50:40 PM

atlfarkette: The talking dog being teased. I feel like Youtube was created for videos like that.

Awesome

I love that video. I came in here to suggest that one.

the_rev		2012-08-15 03:54:17 PM

OHHHH LONG JOHNSON!!!!

discgolfguru		2012-08-15 03:57:34 PM

loveblondieo: atlfarkette: The talking dog being teased. I feel like Youtube was created for videos like that.

Awesome

I love that video. I came in here to suggest that one.

I liked the psychic cat one, too, but I can't find it anymore. It was called "Kitty is a very bad mystic". It is set as private everywhere now. It was hilarious.

The_Sponge		2012-08-15 04:01:30 PM

The Lincoln Money Shot Channel

loveblondieo		2012-08-15 04:03:13 PM

discgolfguru: I liked the psychic cat one, too, but I can't find it anymore. It was called "Kitty is a very bad mystic". It is set as private everywhere now. It was hilarious.

For some reason, the owner of the original video asked for it to be yanked. I have no idea why though.

BillCo		2012-08-15 04:08:38 PM

Link

bluorangefyre		2012-08-15 04:13:06 PM

THIS just to show there was a time when music was good.

reverendsaintjay		2012-08-15 04:16:51 PM

Quasar: I don't think anything can top the wonder of this music video.

That was... well, it was something all right.

jennies1897		2012-08-15 04:19:31 PM

We obviously want to be remembered as the retarded civilization. Still pretty funny stuff here...

old_toole		2012-08-15 04:42:37 PM

Grrreeeeen !!!

Abix		2012-08-15 04:57:03 PM

Link

Funbags		2012-08-15 04:58:03 PM

Trollollollollo guy.

cgraves67		2012-08-15 04:58:15 PM

That one bizarre homoerotic, Japanese music video. You know the one I'm talking about.

Agarista		2012-08-15 04:58:24 PM

"I am a fencing champion"

It sums up very nicely the niche proclivities of our day and how poorly we see others' as incomprehensible.

Link

NSFW language.

mudpants		2012-08-15 04:58:27 PM

The one with the cat.

digitalrain		2012-08-15 04:58:49 PM

Linky goodness

hdhale		2012-08-15 04:59:21 PM

Boxxy of course.

cache.ohinternet.com

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-08-15 04:59:39 PM

Keyboard Cat or Star Wars Kid.

loki see loki do		2012-08-15 04:59:39 PM

Gonads and Strife.
Definitely Gonads.
And Strife.

MAYORBOB		2012-08-15 05:00:41 PM

Chuck Testa -- there can only be one!

abfalter		2012-08-15 05:00:50 PM

Egoy3k: Rickroll.

Aaaand done on the very Boobies.

Maynotlast		2012-08-15 05:01:00 PM

This... explains Humanity for the past 100 years...

Link

Hector Felix		2012-08-15 05:01:24 PM

Leave Britney Alone!

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2012-08-15 05:01:41 PM

The Space Mutiny episode of MST3K. I'd like to think the history books of the future will team with the exploits of Blast Hardcheese.

cyks		2012-08-15 05:02:23 PM

I hate self promoting like this, but, since I literally just set it to public, I don't mind so much.
Barbie's Having a Bad Day

Oldiron_79		2012-08-15 05:02:32 PM

Egoy3k: Rickroll.

Done in one

Kingly Weevil		2012-08-15 05:02:47 PM

Egoy3k: Rickroll.

Only if they still knew what the rickroll was, and if it was sealed in some kind of secure time capsule that they thought for sure would be full of valuable historical data.

hdhale: Boxxy of course.

[cache.ohinternet.com image 618x402]

Hail the queen.

GungFu		2012-08-15 05:02:48 PM

Yatttaa Yattta Yattta....

let's face it, the Japs will be ruling the planet by then anyway.

/is One man One jar on youtube?

numen		2012-08-15 05:02:54 PM

Damn. Somebody beat me to the Rick Roll

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2012-08-15 05:03:04 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: The Space Mutiny episode of MST3K. I'd like to think the history books of the future will team with the exploits of Blast Hardcheese.

Team? Moran.

Dimensio		2012-08-15 05:03:07 PM

I would want future civilizations to be aware of this simple proof of the existence of the Christian God.

ProfessorOhki		2012-08-15 05:03:21 PM

JerseyTim: 10 minutes of nyan cat

Amateur. Nyan Cat 10 hours HD 720p

FinFangFark		2012-08-15 05:03:40 PM

Ohhhh Long Johnson

elffster		2012-08-15 05:04:08 PM

Man sets Cheerios on fire

Lets make him immortal

NutznGum		2012-08-15 05:04:39 PM

10 hours of Nyan Cat because I hate people, even if they're 3000 years in the future

MythDragon		2012-08-15 05:04:56 PM

This is me testing the bulletproofness of a travel cooler.

Schroedinger's Glory Hole		2012-08-15 05:05:03 PM

Katie Vick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYf3jFfm4mY

brantgoose		2012-08-15 05:05:10 PM

So many great, great videos on YouTube and the former Google Video sites.

I can't choose.

Here, choose for me: Link

THIS IS NOT A RICKROLL, I PROMISE. We have to represent for our entire species, people! It's the Law of Hypothetical Nerd-Geek Questions.

And shame on you for not thinking this through like I did.

Personally I am partial to The 27th Day, but I don't think it counts.

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-08-15 05:05:10 PM

Monkey pulling dog's tail

A Monkey Washing a Cat.

I am Maru

Bio-nic		2012-08-15 05:05:12 PM

Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs

Why? Because these two will be as big as Jesus in 3000 years, and all the other crap will probably be supplanted by something more funny at that point....

the-meter-man		2012-08-15 05:05:15 PM

I have a bad case of diarrhea

Smelly Pirate Hooker		2012-08-15 05:05:24 PM

Antoine Dodson (the original, "They be rapin' errbody up here" one)

Big Merl		2012-08-15 05:05:25 PM

Flea Market Montgommery. People in the future will still want good deals on bedrooms, living rooms and dinettes, oh yea.

Shrapnel		2012-08-15 05:06:09 PM

TMLO, paging TMLO to the video thread.

blatz514		2012-08-15 05:06:30 PM

Guy on a Buffalo

misterfweem		2012-08-15 05:07:31 PM

Having a hard time deciding between the Trololololo guy and Big McLargeHuge.

Loucifer		2012-08-15 05:07:31 PM

Don't nobody move, this is a heist.

MatrixOutsider		2012-08-15 05:07:36 PM

The fat Star Wars kid killing Rebecca Black with his broomstick / lightsaber.

zaiustheape		2012-08-15 05:07:45 PM

The video at the Center of the Youtubes

traxan		2012-08-15 05:08:14 PM

Anything from Maru.

Renegade Pervert		2012-08-15 05:08:17 PM

Football in the groin! Football in the groin!!

Nina Haagen Dazs		2012-08-15 05:08:29 PM

That MacDonald fella.
Attenshuuun citizens of California! (coughcough)

consider this		2012-08-15 05:08:42 PM

Frontier Psychiatrist

GBmanNC		2012-08-15 05:08:58 PM

RexTalionis: Link

O wow thats some bad music, try this one: Carl Sagan:Pale Blue Dot

My pick would be this though: Sagan Series

chaddsfarkprefect		2012-08-15 05:09:42 PM

Anything with ferrets

norm1996		2012-08-15 05:09:52 PM

GTA horse gets my vote Push it to the limit!

LDM90		2012-08-15 05:09:55 PM

Grape stomp reporter

Genju		2012-08-15 05:10:12 PM

Wizard Power

LaraAmber		2012-08-15 05:10:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZxkC7JxISw

Just because.

little big man		2012-08-15 05:10:53 PM

Night time.....daytime!!!!

gold.lion		2012-08-15 05:10:53 PM

yoga farmer.

or slow lorris. g'awwdamn they're cute.

TappingTheVein		2012-08-15 05:10:59 PM

If it has to be a cat i would say Supercat.

taeodong		2012-08-15 05:11:01 PM

Reggie the Artist... link...

LDM90		2012-08-15 05:11:16 PM

Cleeeewd become a squeeeer shape.

Porous Horace		2012-08-15 05:11:18 PM

Islamic beheadings. Let them see the beginning of the end.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-15 05:11:39 PM

oh long johnson!

YixilTesiphon		2012-08-15 05:11:54 PM

I step away from the mic to breathe in.

MatrixOutsider		2012-08-15 05:12:01 PM

I am surprised no one mentioned the hours of entertainment that "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard" clip will provide to future viewers.

BarefootInTheFark		2012-08-15 05:12:28 PM

LEEROY JENKINS!

Grapple		2012-08-15 05:12:38 PM

Boxxy or however you spell her name, as we'll all be talking like that by then.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-08-15 05:12:39 PM

Consequences will never be the same
Nearly anything from FPS Russia

utsagrad123		2012-08-15 05:13:04 PM

2 girls, 1 cup. Okay so it's not a YouTube video, but I think it clearly defines our generation.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-08-15 05:13:29 PM

Oh, who can forget:

LEEEERRROOOOYYYYYY JJEEEEENNNKKKIIINNSSSS!!!!!

/least I got chicken

arethereanybeernamesleft		2012-08-15 05:13:46 PM

You got your TF mixed up in our literland, dickmitter.

delathi		2012-08-15 05:14:08 PM

Pale blue dot

Great_Milenko		2012-08-15 05:14:25 PM

This sums up the current generation of Americans

WeenerGord		2012-08-15 05:14:52 PM

Hampster Dance

Double_B		2012-08-15 05:16:07 PM

Epic Meal Time - Turbaconepic episode

tn_prvteye		2012-08-15 05:16:17 PM

Link

No, the internet was invented so this video could exist. No other reason.

Lord_Dubu		2012-08-15 05:16:48 PM

Oppa KkangNam Style

Ex_Parrot		2012-08-15 05:16:55 PM

Lil Brudder because he has the heart of a champion.

vodka		2012-08-15 05:17:01 PM

Huck Chaser: The one of the slow loris being tickled, because awwwwwwww.

Well yeah, except for the whole torturing the poor thing.

Lt. Cheese Weasel		2012-08-15 05:17:07 PM

Great_Milenko: This sums up the current generation of Americans

omg. He really was fat. I was just trolling.

JohnBigBootay		2012-08-15 05:17:21 PM

Dunno. I guess rickroll, the biebs, all your base, the wii fit girl, or that black lady eating hot peppers. Tough choice.

dirkfunk		2012-08-15 05:17:24 PM

I'd want them to witness the glory of Total Ghost!

After all, Total Ghost is from the Berlin of the future, or whatever.

special20		2012-08-15 05:17:51 PM

I'm hopeful that the only thing they WON'T see is that damn spinner while youtube constant server latency raises its scabby head.

HighZoolander		2012-08-15 05:18:20 PM

xanadian: meow said the dog: I will be the proxy for TMLO and also do the agreement with this choice:

Link

Yes, but you have to use the CORRECT version. The URL is infamous.

Pasta Noodle Dick

Yep, that's the one. The Decline of Western Civilization part 4.

beta_plus		2012-08-15 05:18:28 PM

The X-Box Downfall Parody.

18 Wheels of Love		2012-08-15 05:18:31 PM

Bob Ross Remix.

Perducci		2012-08-15 05:19:21 PM

Exactly 3,000 years?
This is an important point, because there will be some pretty big changes in 5014.

Lord_Dubu		2012-08-15 05:19:27 PM

Great_Milenko: This sums up the current generation of Americans

I agree. That any American would believe that is not entirely staged is a sad indictment indeed.

arethereanybeernamesleft		2012-08-15 05:19:40 PM

What about the Czech guys Chosin & [something]? I can't remember their name, and I've been looking for them. I can hear the song in my head, but have no idea how to spell the names.

Leeds		2012-08-15 05:20:34 PM

It would have to be porn, right?

FuturePastNow		2012-08-15 05:20:59 PM

My old cat shaking his leg.

pute kisses like a man		2012-08-15 05:21:31 PM

too bad this doesn't count as a youtube video (despite the fact I watched the show on youtube)

but, i would submit mighty boosh, episode: Old Gregg

LockeOak		2012-08-15 05:22:11 PM

Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

/sfw?

Ranger Joe		2012-08-15 05:22:49 PM

It's just like a mini-mall

ruetheday69		2012-08-15 05:23:59 PM

Chatroulette version of Call me maybe

Oldiron_79		2012-08-15 05:24:01 PM

utsagrad123: 2 girls, 1 cup. Okay so it's not a YouTube video, but I think it clearly defines our generation.

BME pain olympics

Enigmamf		2012-08-15 05:24:11 PM

Anything with Neil deGrasse Tyson

Evil Mackerel		2012-08-15 05:24:35 PM

Troops

penthesilea		2012-08-15 05:24:37 PM

Ira Glass sex tape

doczoidberg		2012-08-15 05:25:43 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlHLSv8DjmU

SkittleBrau		2012-08-15 05:25:57 PM

NSFW, for those of you who are just waking up from your 21 year sleep...

Big Bill Hell's Cars

Because, really... isn't some dude ripping you off, calling you names and screwing your wife truly representative of how life is today?

FloydA		2012-08-15 05:26:13 PM

Baa

Evil Mackerel		2012-08-15 05:26:31 PM

Evil Mackerel: Troops

The star wars version, to be clear.

Lord_Dubu		2012-08-15 05:26:32 PM

the-meter-man: I have a bad case of diarrhea

Why hello there, my new ring-tone.

Tanasychuk		2012-08-15 05:28:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upsZZ2s 3xv8&feature=youtube_gdata_playe r

This is the correct answer - The Log Driver's Waltz! Childhood CBC ftw!!!

Terrapin Bound		2012-08-15 05:29:45 PM

Viking Kittens

Big Man On Campus		2012-08-15 05:29:49 PM

Has this one been mentioned?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA

Takeo Ischi - New Bibi Hendl (Chicken Yodeling) 2011

Duckbutt59		2012-08-15 05:30:10 PM

"Bag of Weed" from The Family Guy.

Flab		2012-08-15 05:30:20 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: What about the Czech guys Chosin & [something]? I can't remember their name, and I've been looking for them. I can hear the song in my head, but have no idea how to spell the names.

Jozin z bozin.

I would however vote for the Thai insurance videos or "all about Marimo".

pheelix		2012-08-15 05:30:51 PM

NSFW

blatz514		2012-08-15 05:32:14 PM

digitalrain: Linky goodness

You owe me a new pair of pants.

Chinchillazilla		2012-08-15 05:33:08 PM

Keyboard Cat. Or I Am Maru.

k1200ltc		2012-08-15 05:33:28 PM

Gary of course singing our favorite song ("Dragostea din tei" or as we remember it Numa Numa): http://youtu.be/KmtzQCSh6xk

Snausages75		2012-08-15 05:33:33 PM

I wish I could remember what it was called, but there was one of a guy dressed in drag lip syncing a Britney Spears song and doing all these weird physical contortions. I think at one point, it pretty much looked like he had shoved his head up his ass. Maybe it was done to "Circus"?

championgoober		2012-08-15 05:34:05 PM

champion goober Walks on Water

/duh
//trolling

Count_0		2012-08-15 05:34:09 PM

Benny Lava

or

Im a cat and I dance dane dance.....

or

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

lenfromak		2012-08-15 05:34:48 PM

Honey Badger

jso2897		2012-08-15 05:35:18 PM

I'd rather not spell it out for them:Link

whatsupchuck		2012-08-15 05:35:35 PM

The Thor video "Keep the Dogs Away"

Link

Sofa King Smart		2012-08-15 05:35:57 PM

any of the promo videos for the annual Gathering of the Juggalos.

SandMann		2012-08-15 05:36:21 PM

This one.

immafattie		2012-08-15 05:37:40 PM

YAHH!!! yah-yah yahhhhhh!
AAAIIIEEEEEEEE!!

//TROLOLO

KrispyKritter		2012-08-15 05:37:56 PM

screw YouTube.

play the footage that Sol Roth watches as his life ends in Soylent Green.

/Tuesday is Soylent Green Day
//Wednesday is Anything Can Happen Day

consider this		2012-08-15 05:38:09 PM

My final answer

wiseolddude		2012-08-15 05:38:23 PM

The censored version of The Count on Sesame Street counting.

xevian		2012-08-15 05:38:26 PM

Egoy3k: Rickroll.

First thing that came to mind before clicking on comments. Came for the expectation this would be first, left very satisfied.

p the boiler		2012-08-15 05:38:51 PM

sorry - but bookmark

Roto-Rot		2012-08-15 05:39:15 PM

Why Beer At Ben's of course!

/we gotta see Ben

edgesrealm		2012-08-15 05:39:42 PM

David after Dentist, to show what happens when you get too much nitrous.

HotWingConspiracy		2012-08-15 05:40:02 PM

Cinco's I-Jammer

arethereanybeernamesleft		2012-08-15 05:40:13 PM

Flab: Jozin z bozin.

Yep. (Bazin)

I even forgot about the guy from the Bosstones being on there.

srelan		2012-08-15 05:40:15 PM

definitely Rebecca Black - Friday.

or, He Man - what's going on

or, anything Maru.

MemeSlave		2012-08-15 05:40:53 PM

Egoy3k: Rickroll.

Win.

southernmanblog		2012-08-15 05:41:01 PM

Hitler discovers that we're sending messages to the future.

leftshue		2012-08-15 05:41:10 PM

I'm a banana.

NaziKamikaze		2012-08-15 05:41:10 PM

Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake

/You're no Steve Climber
//But Steve Climber is

Dog Welder		2012-08-15 05:41:24 PM

It has to be this one:

Link

Banned on the Run		2012-08-15 05:41:47 PM

The Count censored

SpamDumpster		2012-08-15 05:44:36 PM

THE INTERNET NSFW-ish considering this is entirely what the internet is.

championgoober		2012-08-15 05:44:59 PM

How about Baby got Back sung by the movies? I likes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPcapo 5ZB_o&feature=youtube_gdata_play e r

/on phone and don't know how to do the fancy link thing from here

coldcuts		2012-08-15 05:45:26 PM

My son scoring in his soccer game.

bookman		2012-08-15 05:46:17 PM

Any of the Johnny Carson animal videos, but particularly this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7OCm7E9-BA&feature=related

or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=MRYuUNGjYHk

chewy milk		2012-08-15 05:46:42 PM

Joby the Dog

This is the greatest internet video I have ever seen. It has everything.

/some nsfw language

digitalrain		2012-08-15 05:46:43 PM

blatz514: digitalrain: Linky goodness

You owe me a new pair of pants.

I hope its only because you peed them laughing. The alternative is too...disturbing to contemplate.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-08-15 05:46:51 PM

If in 3000 years the future civilization could look back at one youtube video, which would you want them to see?

Blegh, none of them.

Take a look at FERMI, future anthropologists, disregard all the other crap. I have.

Turbo Cojones		2012-08-15 05:47:23 PM

hdhale: Boxxy of course.

[cache.ohinternet.com image 618x402]

Came for this, now satisfied!

hdhale		2012-08-15 05:48:31 PM

beta_plus: The X-Box Downfall Parody.

All the Downfall parodies really...Hitler never dreamed of being that funny. If he was, there never would have been a WW II and he would have been a breakout character actor in the early days of TV.

Banned on the Run		2012-08-15 05:48:32 PM

Is it bad that I still laugh at this?

/future civilizations need to know these people were mocked

nickerj1		2012-08-15 05:49:23 PM

People Are Awesome

Just cause it shows how awesome/stupid the people of today are.

SultanofSchwing		2012-08-15 05:49:35 PM

KENYANS!

and

capitol of the world

and...

Cat videos will always win...

NSFW on basically all of them.

Strategeryz0r		2012-08-15 05:49:37 PM

ruetheday69: Chatroulette version of Call me maybe

Annnnd we're done. I was scanning through the thread to make sure someone else didn't suggest that one first.

Curse you for beating me to it.

Count_0		2012-08-15 05:50:11 PM

AKB48 - Heavy Rotation

haywatchthis		2012-08-15 05:50:59 PM

little girl plays with dead squirrel

ArcadianRefugee		2012-08-15 05:51:06 PM

RexTalionis:

GBmanNC:

Why? In 3,000 years they should have regular access to that vantage point.

/optimist

KarmicDisaster		2012-08-15 05:51:08 PM

Owl Jolson!

moefuggenbrew		2012-08-15 05:51:24 PM

Kimbo fight video
Charlie bit my finger

Damn I picked two, didn't I?

crzybtch		2012-08-15 05:51:46 PM

The goat with the big balls sounding like Jerry Lewis.

PeppermintHippo		2012-08-15 05:52:04 PM

Dramatic Chipmunk.

moefuggenbrew		2012-08-15 05:53:10 PM

Trampoline bear is also pretty awesome!

zonalpony		2012-08-15 05:53:20 PM

Ranger Joe: It's just like a mini-mall

"We got it! You need it! Hey Hey!"

/it's just like
//it's just like
///a mini
////mall!

goliath_cobalt		2012-08-15 05:54:33 PM

meow said the dog: I will be the proxy for TMLO and also do the agreement with this choice:

Link

That's the most coherent and funny thing you've ever posted.

Tax Boy		2012-08-15 05:54:40 PM

tn_prvteye: Link

No, the internet was invented so this video could exist. No other reason.

No the internet is for porn

/WoWified, for her pleasure

HakunaMatata		2012-08-15 05:54:42 PM

Human Tetris

Siberwulf		2012-08-15 05:55:06 PM

Sweet Brown's Cold Pop Escape

And the Obligatory Remix

GMcG		2012-08-15 05:55:18 PM

Not today, motherfarker!

dbaggins		2012-08-15 05:55:47 PM

wow, I hadn't really realized how pointless youtube is. Just an endless stream of sight gags.

what did this thing sell for ?

LazerFish		2012-08-15 05:57:24 PM

For weirdness' sake

litespeed74		2012-08-15 05:57:59 PM

PeppermintHippo: Drama

THIS

fusillade762		2012-08-15 05:58:25 PM

loki see loki do: Gonads and Strife.
Definitely Gonads.
And Strife.

Yes.

insertdip		2012-08-15 05:58:27 PM

Me Surfing

Link

Jixa		2012-08-15 05:58:38 PM

Piano Cat!!!!

People_are_Idiots		2012-08-15 06:00:32 PM

Oh I Can't Decide...

This or That

tuna fingers		2012-08-15 06:01:22 PM

This one may be too sexy, but it sums up a lot

Sgt Oddball		2012-08-15 06:02:26 PM

Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! ALAN!!!

WHAT??!?!?!

Big Man On Campus		2012-08-15 06:02:37 PM

No comments on mine? must be more well known than I thought... linkages for teh lazys

Takeo Ischi - New Bibi Hendl (Chicken Yodeling) 2011

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-08-15 06:03:30 PM

SultanofSchwing: KENYANS!

Excellent! I haven't seen this in a long time but knew what I would be viewing when I clicked.

Anyone mention Sexy Sax Man?

Thraeryn		2012-08-15 06:04:16 PM

Um, PONPONPON, obviously.

rdu_voyager		2012-08-15 06:04:20 PM

Weapon of Choice

That's how I'd want us to be remembered.

Canned Tamales		2012-08-15 06:04:33 PM

I would love it if they watched a Carl Sagan or Neil Degrasse Tyson video, but I just can't help myself....after several years of youtube videos, it's still the funniest farking thing I've ever seen and a faithful commentary on our society.

Now GET OUT YOUR F*CKING CHECKBOOK!!!!!

Link

Heathen		2012-08-15 06:04:45 PM

Link

Always brings a smile to my face

ceebeecates4		2012-08-15 06:04:48 PM

Somewhat NSFW
Link

Canned Tamales		2012-08-15 06:05:41 PM

No sign-in version, lower quality.

Link

Sgt Oddball		2012-08-15 06:06:40 PM

atlfarkette: The talking dog being teased. I feel like Youtube was created for videos like that.

Awesome

meow said the dog: I will be the proxy for TMLO and also do the agreement with this choice:

Link

Both are works of art, albeit for entirely different reasons. And I'm quite sure this thread just shot my evening straight to hell.

blazeon		2012-08-15 06:09:14 PM

What, what?

farkeruk		2012-08-15 06:09:35 PM

The Mother of All Funk Chords

peterthx		2012-08-15 06:10:11 PM

/3000 years from now the sign will say "100 Trillion+ Views!"

halB		2012-08-15 06:10:54 PM

Current Resident: Badger, badger, badger, badger...

If you watched the original flash sight for more than an hour, the song starts to slightly unsynch from the animation.

Ray44512		2012-08-15 06:12:03 PM

David after Dentist

Thraeryn		2012-08-15 06:14:29 PM

Frankly, I'm not seeing enough suggestions that will drive future archaeologists to madness. You're failing, Farkers.

It's gone now, but this is still the link to where How to Play Jenga - A Tutorial was.

r1niceboy		2012-08-15 06:14:34 PM

I'd say either Ninja Cat, Baby Panda sneeze, or Frontier Psychiatrist.

Satanic_Hamster		2012-08-15 06:18:50 PM

Link

The Incredible Sexual Egg		2012-08-15 06:19:30 PM

ruetheday69: Chatroulette version of Call me maybe

That was the funniest God-dammed thing I have ever seen

The5thElement		2012-08-15 06:19:43 PM

Straight Outta Compton done to clips of Barney.

Acharne		2012-08-15 06:19:53 PM

Probably posted already. But if not, this is a true winner:

Guy on a Buffalo

digitalrain		2012-08-15 06:21:03 PM

Tickle-me Penguin

ToastTheRabbit		2012-08-15 06:21:21 PM

Schnuffle Bunny - Bunny Party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEjV-DywL_8

They get to experience what it was like to have an song stuck in your head... an annoying.. disturbing... painful to watch... oh my god please let me void my organs from my a** all at once... Nuns wrapped in barbed wire getting raped on a chalk board... song..

FreakyBunny		2012-08-15 06:22:07 PM

These guys are my current favourites:

Link

Epiphani		2012-08-15 06:24:57 PM

halB: If you watched the original flash sight for more than an hour, the song starts to slightly unsynch from the animation.

I'm both relieved and disturbed that I'm not the only person that knows this.

pippi longstocking		2012-08-15 06:31:07 PM

I don't think the survivors of our mess (insects) will care too much about YouTube videos.

Brettmedici		2012-08-15 06:35:15 PM

Bubb Rubb, because even though he preceded YouTube he still invented the modern viral video.

That, and because the whistles go woooooooooooo

wony99		2012-08-15 06:35:25 PM

2 Girls, 1 cup

orezona		2012-08-15 06:36:31 PM

Hippo Helicopter Poop

bratface		2012-08-15 06:36:53 PM

ruetheday69: Chatroulette version of Call me maybe

ruetheday, Thank you, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

dalovindj		2012-08-15 06:38:20 PM

It's really a moot question, because in 3,000 years post-singularity godlike AIs will instantly know and understand all data that exists up to that point. The complete history of all media will be fully known to them. There will be no need to 'pick' which video to 'watch'.

WillyChase		2012-08-15 06:38:46 PM

2 Girls, 1 Cup

/don't care that it's not on youtube

gizmanjr		2012-08-15 06:38:59 PM

I'm On A Boat
Link

pgh9fan		2012-08-15 06:39:35 PM

Who let them cows out.

TV's Vinnie		2012-08-15 06:42:50 PM

The Chris Chan 2010 Year In Review

linuxpyro		2012-08-15 06:46:00 PM

This.

dalovindj		2012-08-15 06:48:50 PM

In 3000 years guns don't kill people, LAZERS do.

/warning, what has been seen cannot be unseen

I want your skull		2012-08-15 06:49:10 PM

Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog

Birdhouse in Your Soul - Literal Video

Leeroy Jenkins

onlynativeuknow		2012-08-15 06:52:01 PM

Lost in 8 Minutes

Trocadero		2012-08-15 06:52:49 PM

Damn near dropped the turkey when this happened.

mongothemadman		2012-08-15 06:53:20 PM

The Website Is Down

Still puts me into tears laughing so hard.

Urinal Cake Mix		2012-08-15 06:56:14 PM

Goddamnit, this it probably the worst/best possible thread for me to come across, as I'm home sick and too weak to even crawl outside and lay by the pool. Thanks, dicks.

SonOfSpam		2012-08-15 06:57:42 PM

Blatant bookmark.

nread2010		2012-08-15 07:02:51 PM

Nyan Cat, 10 hour version. Just so they know how useless most of us were.

pasketti		2012-08-15 07:03:19 PM

Mr Rogers - Garden of Your Mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM

nanim		2012-08-15 07:06:37 PM

'Welcome to Canada'

/so... is everything better with a beaver shot?

Bawdy George		2012-08-15 07:10:35 PM

Gale Boetticher

Acharne		2012-08-15 07:12:41 PM

mongothemadman

The Website Is Down

Still puts me into tears laughing so hard.

Man. You CANNOT sort by penis.

Boudica's War Tampon		2012-08-15 07:13:55 PM

Here is the worst version of The Final Countdown

sabatoa		2012-08-15 07:21:02 PM

Mind Shift by Genki Sudo (World Order)

The_Time_Master		2012-08-15 07:31:59 PM

Two girls, one cup.

Boris S. Wort		2012-08-15 07:33:35 PM

Sanity Test

beta_plus		2012-08-15 07:36:07 PM

hdhale: beta_plus: The X-Box Downfall Parody.

All the Downfall parodies really...Hitler never dreamed of being that funny. If he was, there never would have been a WW II and he would have been a breakout character actor in the early days of TV.

I completely agree. I just used that one since it was the first, as far as I know.

Githerax		2012-08-15 07:36:26 PM

This from Fark Video tab comments a few days ago:

Link

venerant		2012-08-15 07:40:57 PM

This thread is a Rickroll mine field.

que.guero		2012-08-15 07:41:53 PM

What work was like in the 21st century

YouPeopleAreCrazy		2012-08-15 07:42:58 PM

clicky

YouPeopleAreCrazy		2012-08-15 07:43:36 PM

I meant to add...NSFW

Urinal Cake Mix		2012-08-15 07:43:41 PM

Here's my vote:

Drinking out of cups.

Backstory (since for some reason it isn't in the description anymore): Dude dropped acid and his friends found him sitting in a closet talking to himself. They recorded it, made some weird-ass animation, and this was born.

/not my chair, not my problem
//lighthouses rule

dstrick44		2012-08-15 07:45:16 PM

Any time capsule has to have Benny Lava
Link
This is the funniest thing I ever saw.

Hilarity_N_Sues		2012-08-15 07:46:01 PM

Stevie Wonder. Superstition. Sesame Street. This.

Breech Birth		2012-08-15 07:46:42 PM

The "O long Johnson" talking cat,

and a video of a human picking up dog poo. ( to show future generations that the Dog was the supreme being.)

redundantman		2012-08-15 07:49:24 PM

An historically accurate war documentary would be helpful.

Mouser		2012-08-15 07:50:46 PM

Because future generations need to be just as confused.

Gaboo		2012-08-15 07:55:50 PM

Why not confuse the hell out of them with this?

/Hopefully by then, poop thread submitters will not be so oppressed

Bubba_the_Hutt		2012-08-15 07:58:56 PM

Link

kinkkerbelle		2012-08-15 08:01:53 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHAVyheDs4Q

Bawdy George		2012-08-15 08:26:34 PM

chaddsfarkprefect: Anything with ferrets

Agreed

Balchinian		2012-08-15 08:35:42 PM

"Wheee!" (aka "Gonads and Strife")

Technically not a YouTube video, but if we were wanting to impress the denizens of the future we would not want to admit to Youtube in the first place. Like SNL, disco, and FarkTV, it is best forgotten.

Pincy		2012-08-15 08:40:13 PM

Any one where a guy gets hit in the nuts by either a ball, stick, bat or child's hand.

Gig103		2012-08-15 08:48:42 PM

ruetheday69: Chatroulette version of Call me maybe

That is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks!

Count_0		2012-08-15 08:50:19 PM

Lego Beer Song

redomega		2012-08-15 08:52:26 PM

arethereanybeernamesleft: What about the Czech guys Chosin & [something]? I can't remember their name, and I've been looking for them. I can hear the song in my head, but have no idea how to spell the names.

Was the first one I thought of too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4aqM_wu6Ns

HAMMERTOE		2012-08-15 08:52:50 PM

Just so they can tell how we got worthless and decadent, ultimately leading to our extinction:

Link

Captain Steroid		2012-08-15 08:53:15 PM

AMV Hell 3: The Motion Picture

Because when I want future people to think of Communism, I want them to think of Azumanga Daioh. ^_^

redomega		2012-08-15 08:53:42 PM

redomega: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4aqM_wu6Ns

dumbass can't link....

Link

Frehar		2012-08-15 08:55:21 PM

One of our political messages.

Link

Devoid		2012-08-15 08:56:55 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: JerseyTim: 10 minutes of nyan cat

I got my friends 10year old daughter hooked on that.

Dude, that's just messed up.

Count_0		2012-08-15 08:59:40 PM

Star Trek Crew watches Star Wars IV

Linkster		2012-08-15 09:05:37 PM

I'm the Juggernaut biatch!

Link

Snail Jerky		2012-08-15 09:07:38 PM

PROtip -> Dancing safely

Nemo's Brother		2012-08-15 09:12:27 PM

This is why Youtube was invented NSFW

Kenny B		2012-08-15 09:14:49 PM

Not on Youtube but the epic FARK Server move.

Link

nuffantuit		2012-08-15 09:17:45 PM

George Carlin on Religion gets my vote...

Link

KierzanDax		2012-08-15 09:17:52 PM

JerseyTim: 10 minutes of nyan cat

No, they should see the Bollywood version!

Acharne		2012-08-15 09:22:22 PM

Nemo's Brother: This is why Youtube was invented NSFW

Oh man. Oh man that was funny.

sanktp		2012-08-15 09:29:00 PM

This will keep future historians busy: Link

Nickers		2012-08-15 09:33:10 PM

The World Is Just Awesome, because it's so catchy.

Or alternately, Symphony of Science's "We Are All Connected", because it is just such an awesome song.

KeelingLovesCornholes		2012-08-15 09:33:33 PM

Bub Rub. And the whistle tip go whoo-WHOO!

Warthog		2012-08-15 09:33:34 PM

Sweater Lady, Peter Pan Guy, Tron Guy, and other Memes of 2005-2006 in I'm the Internet.

Also, We Like the Moon.

bluorangefyre		2012-08-15 09:50:05 PM

peterthx: [wallpaperpassion.com image 450x253]

/3000 years from now the sign will say "100 Trillion+ Views!"

Why would you torture future humanity like that?

The_Eliminator		2012-08-15 09:55:30 PM

Short and sweet is all you need...
Eh, Marine!

Granny Stab		2012-08-15 10:03:23 PM

Link

Granny Stab		2012-08-15 10:17:23 PM

Future generations better not let the Beatles be forgotten...

Jimmysolson		2012-08-15 10:20:41 PM

Forgive me if this is a repeat.

The one where Obama says, after he's re-elected he'll have a lot more flexibility.
If there's really anyone around to watch, I want them to know who was responsible for everything ... and I mean everyfarkingthing!!!

SmithHiller		2012-08-15 10:20:50 PM

"The Mayans Were Right!!". This hasn't been posted yet.

Snazzy1		2012-08-15 10:22:44 PM

"Leave Brittany Alone!!"

/Sums up our whiny society.

digitalrain		2012-08-15 10:29:10 PM

Jimmysolson: Forgive me if this is a repeat.

The one where Obama says, after he's re-elected he'll have a lot more flexibility.
If there's really anyone around to watch, I want them to know who was responsible for everything ... and I mean everyfarkingthing!!!

He's changed his advertising tack here in Fla. A couple of weeks ago he was running ads showing him saying that he was going to cut the national deficit by x-ty bajillion dollars within the first 3 years of his first term and that if he didnt' that his should only be a one term show, that he would be accountable, yadda yadda.

Now THIS week, he's running ads about the deficit and how every American needs to "pay their fair share" in order to reduce it.

digitalrain		2012-08-15 10:29:46 PM

I apologize for the threadjack.

/ I now return you to your original thread already in progress

HoboCop		2012-08-15 10:43:39 PM

My Pal Foot Foot

vodka		2012-08-15 10:50:30 PM

JerseyTim: 10 minutes of nyan cat

I have to admit I had never heard of Nyan Cat but I'm listening to it now. As a fan of happy hardcore it appeals to me. Fast repetitive simple chord progressions with funky Japanese vocalization. Good stuff.

ds_4815		2012-08-15 10:51:17 PM

This.

mcmnky		2012-08-15 10:55:57 PM

loki see loki do: Gonads and Strife.
Definitely Gonads.
And Strife.

Old school. I like.

I was going to say the gong show clip of the popsicle girls, but I like your idea better.

/weeeeeeeeeeeeee

bl968		2012-08-15 11:16:19 PM

The Avalanches - 'Frontier Psychiatrist'

I win...

Gato Blanco		2012-08-15 11:31:05 PM

John Madden! John Madden! Football!

thisisyourbrainonFark		2012-08-15 11:59:53 PM

Nemo's Brother: This is why Youtube was invented NSFW

1.bp.blogspot.com

So farking wrong, which is why ticket, window seat, please, was invented.

Personal fav:

Link

thisisyourbrainonFark		2012-08-16 12:04:42 AM

farkeruk: The Mother of All Funk Chords

Heavily seconded.

Acharne		2012-08-16 12:09:37 AM

bl968: The Avalanches - 'Frontier Psychiatrist'

I win...

I've never heard of this. I was most intrigued.

Jixa		2012-08-16 12:11:10 AM

YATTA!!

Foundling		2012-08-16 12:15:27 AM

Hitler finds out that Lady Gaga has call blocked him.

ArmasFM		2012-08-16 12:29:15 AM

Time to Body Wash

bunner		2012-08-16 12:31:20 AM

The Numa Numa kid.

mr lawson		2012-08-16 12:48:00 AM

Easily this one:

[YTP] Gotye Knows Somebody That He Used

****WARNING! NOT SAFE FOR YOUR BRAIN****

rf134a		2012-08-16 01:08:30 AM

I really don't understand this video. I guess strange is good? Or is that bad is good? Whatever.

Youtube

Nightshade50		2012-08-16 01:19:15 AM

Happy Tree Friends

Genju		2012-08-16 02:07:33 AM

rf134a: I really don't understand this video. I guess strange is good? Or is that bad is good? Whatever.

Youtube

1:55 I see the Koreans still think portraying Americans with cowboy hats is funny.

RadicalArcher		2012-08-16 03:10:22 AM

Hooray for Bollywood song/dance sequences, this one is good too

Also, the Remix of Bob Ross is kinda fun.

A great animated-sync video, completely instrumental with some good range in animation styles

Flying Code Monkey		2012-08-16 03:17:08 AM

Yozin z Bazin

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-08-16 07:34:18 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Nemo's Brother: This is why Youtube was invented NSFW

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x235]

So farking wrong, which is why ticket, window seat, please, was invented.

Personal fav:

Link

how is that wrong?
the fact he's getting down on a childrens network? and your STILL not getting any

turboke		2012-08-16 08:11:37 AM

Eat Da Poo Poo

Jamieboy		2012-08-16 08:31:30 AM

Link

Mutated-Snoopy		2012-08-16 08:39:27 AM

"I'm Rocky Martin, and this is the racquetball trick...badada-bump-bish"

crzybtch		2012-08-16 09:39:09 AM

Rubber Johnny

Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf		2012-08-16 10:02:22 AM

That's easy. atlfarkette: The talking dog being teased. I feel like Youtube was created for videos like that.

Awesome

Seconded. There is a reason that's one of the most viewed ever videos on Youtube. Temporarily popular pop songs like It's Friday and Baby don't count. Videos like Ultimate Dog Tease will still be funny years from now.

Freakish_McBigHead		2012-08-16 10:47:32 AM

Two girls one cup.

Daniwould		2012-08-16 10:51:54 AM

FreakyBunny		2012-08-16 11:13:08 AM

If they want to study the tragic earnestness of so many of our youth they need go further than this:

Link

IQof20		2012-08-16 11:56:04 AM

A future without Gunther is well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eLDFG_wqvE

Less sexy? Uhm...well...less something I'm sure.

1000 Ways to Dye		2012-08-16 02:27:07 PM

And... WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

FloydA		2012-08-16 03:10:55 PM

If we're going for classics, French Erotic Film

coldones		2012-08-17 07:52:08 PM

I've made it up to page 6 of this thread. So far I am going with Hocus Pokus by Focus or the Guy with the Buffalo

archer1005		2012-08-18 08:14:14 PM

All Your Base. That is the only one. And I hope they think it's a documentary.

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