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(Mercury News)   Kate Middleton's cousin to appear in 'Playboy': "The worst part of this is we news reporter types will be forced to examine this shameful deed. You know, so we can discuss it with our readers in an informed way"   (mercurynews.com) divider line 46
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2012-08-15 04:28:49 PM
mmmm... Informed way...
//drool
 
2012-08-15 04:29:10 PM
Hmmmmm

www.whatsonxiamen.com
 
2012-08-15 04:34:45 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hmmmmm

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 306x693]


My lack of God, she's whiter than Larry Bird.

and Larry's clear
 
2012-08-15 04:34:58 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hmmmmm

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 306x693]


Like my grandmother used to say when someone placed a plate of biscuits and grits:

Butter everything!
 
2012-08-15 04:35:43 PM
datass.jpg
 
2012-08-15 04:37:32 PM
I read that as Kate Upton and thought about the impending kitten extinction.
clicks link*
Not bad either way.
 
2012-08-15 04:40:42 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk

What I was hoping for...

However this isn't a big dropoff...
 
2012-08-15 04:43:49 PM
She's got a weird face.
 
2012-08-15 04:43:52 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com

/ ImOKWithThis.jpg
 
2012-08-15 04:46:20 PM
She likes to dress up as a clergyman:

cdn-wac.emirates247.com

/kinky
//not as kinky as stampeding cattle through the Vatican.
 
2012-08-15 04:50:22 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hmmmmm

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 306x693]


*monocle drop* I heartily concur,good sir.
 
2012-08-15 04:53:17 PM

jaytkay: / ImOKWithThis.jpg


[this.png]
 
2012-08-15 04:54:14 PM

Scaevola: She likes to dress up as a clergyman:

[cdn-wac.emirates247.com image 500x428]

/kinky
//not as kinky as stampeding cattle through the Vatican.


Is that Boy George?
 
2012-08-15 04:54:17 PM
I bet she'll have all kinds of stories about when her and Kate were growing up, skinny dipping in the old country pond, running around the East End in miniskirts, exploring their sexuality....perhaps a full third of them may actually be true!
 
2012-08-15 04:57:55 PM
I'd destroy he crumpet
 
2012-08-15 04:58:06 PM

Scaevola: She likes to dress up as a clergyman:

[cdn-wac.emirates247.com image 500x428]

/kinky
//not as kinky as stampeding cattle through the Vatican.


cdn-wac.emirates247.com

userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-08-15 05:00:53 PM
She's no Pippa, but I'd have her lie back and think of England.
 
2012-08-15 05:03:44 PM

cgraves67: She's no Pippa, but I'd have her lie back and think of England.


I'd have her lay on her back and myself a Minuteman
 
2012-08-15 05:10:11 PM
Freshen your drink, guvnah?

www.whatsonxiamen.com
 
2012-08-15 05:12:10 PM

LandOfChocolate: Freshen your drink, guvnah?

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 306x693]


PRO: Not too bad on the eyes.

CON: You won't be able to tell where you splooge...
 
2012-08-15 05:13:11 PM

ZMugg: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hmmmmm

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 306x693]

My lack of God, she's whiter than Larry Bird.

and Larry's clear


The British nobility are the original white people. The rest of us are the third world in comparison.
 
2012-08-15 05:16:36 PM

Charlie Chingas: CON: You won't be able to tell where you splooge...


You're taking a lot for granted...
 
2012-08-15 05:24:04 PM

Charlie Chingas: cgraves67: She's no Pippa, but I'd have her lie back and think of England.

I'd have her lay on her back and myself a Minuteman


You'd do it twice?

I keed. I'd give her the most disappointing 4 minutes 12 seconds of her life. Add 35 seconds if she struggles.
 
2012-08-15 05:26:33 PM

Charlie Chingas: LandOfChocolate: Freshen your drink, guvnah?

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 306x693]

PRO: Not too bad on the eyes.

CON: You won't be able to tell where you splooge...


in your Grandma's bathroom, the same place you "splooge" at least once per day (twice on Sundays)
 
2012-08-15 05:33:03 PM
May we get Pippa instead?
 
2012-08-15 05:33:39 PM

Uncle Pooky: Charlie Chingas: CON: You won't be able to tell where you splooge...

You're taking a lot for granted...


not to mention... isn't that one of those good problems to have?
 
2012-08-15 05:34:36 PM

Charlie Chingas: cgraves67: She's no Pippa, but I'd have her lie back and think of England.

I'd have her lay on her back and myself a Minuteman


I'd give her two by semen
 
2012-08-15 05:35:41 PM

Girion47: Charlie Chingas: cgraves67: She's no Pippa, but I'd have her lie back and think of England.

I'd have her lay on her back and myself a Minuteman

I'd give her two by semen


One if by pee?
 
2012-08-15 05:40:02 PM

Charlie Chingas: Girion47: Charlie Chingas: cgraves67: She's no Pippa, but I'd have her lie back and think of England.

I'd have her lay on her back and myself a Minuteman

I'd give her two by semen

One if by pee?


no, one if by hand
 
2012-08-15 05:51:19 PM

LeroyBourne: I read that as Kate Upton and thought about the impending kitten extinction.


You weren't the only one... Dear god you weren't the only one... And when/if she ever does get naked, it's going to be a lot worse than just a kitten extinction event. Masses of heart attack victims, sperm bank shortages, absolutely nothing getting done for at least a week...
 
2012-08-15 05:51:45 PM
I've never gotten the whole Pippa Middleton lust. I'm not saying she's below my standards, but she's nothing special. Her face is only moderately attractive and her ass is the most overrated body part in the history of filthy ogling degeneracy. It's just okay. This chick is significantly more attractive, and I definitely get the impression that she's a bit of a freak.
 
2012-08-15 06:23:04 PM
I would wear her rump as a hockey mask.
 
2012-08-15 06:28:45 PM
So not royalty in any conceivable manner then?

This has got 'slow news day' written all over it, kent
 
2012-08-15 06:36:03 PM
Masterstuff Charlie Chingas: cgraves67: She's no Pippa, but I'd have her lie back and think of England.

I'd have her lay on her back and myself a Minuteman

You'd do it twice?

I keed. I'd give her the most disappointing 4 minutes 12 seconds of her life. Add Subtract 35 seconds if she struggles.


FTFY
 
2012-08-15 06:44:33 PM
These threads are worthless without the attention whore.
And you know who I"m talkin' bout.
 
2012-08-15 06:49:50 PM
she's a saucy minx
 
2012-08-15 06:59:18 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: ZMugg: Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hmmmmm

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 306x693]

My lack of God, she's whiter than Larry Bird.

and Larry's clear

The British nobility are the original white people. The rest of us are the third world in comparison.


NB The Middletons are not nobility.
 
2012-08-15 08:06:27 PM

keithgabryelski: Scaevola: She likes to dress up as a clergyman:

[cdn-wac.emirates247.com image 500x428]

/kinky
//not as kinky as stampeding cattle through the Vatican.

[cdn-wac.emirates247.com image 500x428]

[userserve-ak.last.fm image 430x494]


Kind of reminds me of Boy George.
 
2012-08-15 08:06:55 PM
She's really playing up the "Oi! I'm reeladed tah a Duchess, I am!" bit with the crown pasties in her burlesque show...

/I'm sure the royals are highly amused at her Shenanigans
 
2012-08-15 08:40:57 PM

LeroyBourne: I read that as Kate Upton and thought about the impending kitten extinction.
clicks link*
Not bad either way.

 
2012-08-15 08:45:17 PM
Not bad at all.
 
2012-08-15 09:00:08 PM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Hmmmmm

[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 306x693]


Dayum! She is so white Clorox is jealous!
 
2012-08-15 09:57:32 PM

Iczer: LeroyBourne: I read that as Kate Upton and thought about the impending kitten extinction.

You weren't the only one... Dear god you weren't the only one... And when/if she ever does get naked, it's going to be a lot worse than just a kitten extinction event. Masses of heart attack victims, sperm bank shortages, absolutely nothing getting done for at least a week...

She isnt exactly shy.
kate topless
kate in a tiny thong

There are her tits and her ass. What more do you want to see?
 
2012-08-15 11:25:50 PM

Pincy: She's got a weird face.


Yeah, she's British pretty.
 
2012-08-16 12:55:42 AM
"The worst part of this is we news reporter types will be forced to examine this shameful deed. You know, so we can discuss it with our readers in an informed way"

t2.gstatic.com

"I'd... like to take a few pictures... for the archives."
 
2012-08-16 01:08:40 AM

LonMead: "The worst part of this is we news reporter types will be forced to examine this shameful deed. You know, so we can discuss it with our readers in an informed way"

[t2.gstatic.com image 350x144]

"I'd... like to take a few pictures... for the archives."


Perfect.
 
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