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(ABC News)   "Obama's campaign strategy is to smash America apart and if an American president wins that way, we all lose" says Mitt Romney, a member of the party that caused last year's triple-A rating downgrade just to screw the president   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
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2012-08-15 03:05:03 PM  
5 votes:

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


i194.photobucket.com
2012-08-15 03:24:51 PM  
4 votes:
"President Fartbangbus is so out of touch with average Americans that he owns a dancing horse. Can you believe that shiat? An actual horse that dances!" - The Romney campaign
2012-08-15 02:50:30 PM  
4 votes:

Quasar: Remember like two days ago when Romney claimed he wanted a clean campaign on the issues and not a negative mudslinging brawl?

Good times.


OBAMA CUT JAMES EVANS'S BRAKES!

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

listentoleon.net
2012-08-15 03:57:26 PM  
3 votes:
"Former Massachusetts Governor Baggin Saggin Barry Santana once invested in a medical waste disposal company that gets rid of aborted fetuses. In fact it is rumored that he once used their services to dispose of his own son Bapp." -The Romney campaign
2012-08-15 03:55:11 PM  
3 votes:

ManateeGag: Jackson Herring: Fartbangbus

That is way too specific of a fetish site.


like a dutch oven on wheels
2012-08-15 03:46:41 PM  
3 votes:
dtdstudios.com
2012-08-15 03:23:24 PM  
3 votes:
I can't believe the nerve of Obama/Biden. Is there no low they won't stoop to? Last election, they accused McCain of being an old slowpoke or Palin of building a bridge to nowhere, but now that they're in office, they're terrible at everything. They're worse than Donald Rumsfeld. Rummy knew you have to go to war with the army you have, not the one you wish you had. Now, they're back in campaign mode, trying to gin up support among his fans, a bigger cult of personality than Mao ever had. But even liberals know in their heart of hearts that the debt is so big you have to stop kicking the can. A start is the sensible reform of Medicare advocated by Ryan, who they're making out to be a giant asshole. Well I call bullshiat. No matter how much they attack, Democrats are losing states in spades. Romney is making them fight for every electoral vote, from the 55 in California to the 1 in Omaha, and they're within spitting distance. For all Americans, whether they're in the crib, aged like a fine wine, or 21 and just out of college, Mitt Romney is the right choice for President.
2012-08-15 05:33:57 PM  
2 votes:
"President Fartbangbus is so out of touch with average Americans that released ALL of his tax returns. Can you believe it? The level of this man's narcissism sees so limits. He pridefully relishes his wealth and flaunts it in the faces of the poor and disadvantaged. It's an outrage!" - The Romney campaign
2012-08-15 05:21:21 PM  
2 votes:
This thread was Downistied in the Downisties.

/It took me a minute to realize it was in Dutch and not retardese
//I'm assuming there's a difference
2012-08-15 04:01:02 PM  
2 votes:
"Co-founder of Bain Capital Willard "Barack Hussein Obama" Romney made his fortune sending American jobs overseas and using shady tax havens." -The Romney campaign
2012-08-15 07:49:56 PM  
1 vote:

tenpoundsofcheese: emotion_lotion: 0bama had 100% control. He could have created his own budgets and compromised on the negotiations, voila No rating downgrade.


Thanks for worrying about my being paid. Don't worry, that is secure. Especially after things last Friday.

Wait Obama had %100 control of congress and gets to make his own budgets? 

When was this? When did the role of president change? I know I am Canadian but I think that is not the way your govenment works.

well, since you are Canadian, I will bold some words and try to use small words for you.

0bama was unwilling to compromise. If he did and if he had been a leader and worked with his own party to pass budgets, it would have been fine.

Too busy campaigning (even back then) and playing golf, I guess.


Oh ya I forgot about all those articles I read stating the S&P down graded the US due to President Obama's unwillingness to compromise.
2012-08-15 07:42:28 PM  
1 vote:

Mrtraveler01: tenpoundsofcheese: 0bama had 100% control. He could have created his own budgets and compromised on the negotiations, voila No rating downgrade.

And by compromised, you really mean cave to the GOP's demands right?


Well, if he is that incompetent a politician and negotiator, then yes, he would need to cave. I thought you thought he was smart and a great politician?
2012-08-15 06:52:25 PM  
1 vote:
"Baracraptree Hussein O'Brien actually fled the country and dodged the draft during the Vietnam War, hiding in Paris. France! You can't make this up, folks." -Romney campaign
2012-08-15 06:44:17 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't it funny how 8 years ago, 5% unemployment and 3% GDP growth was a sign that Bush was leading us into a "jobless recovery" and he was a terrible President and everything bad was his fault.

Now we have 8.2% unemployment, 1.5% economic growth, high gas prices, high food prices, and the labor force is at its lowest participation rate since the Great Depression - but that's a sign of how awesome President Obama is.

At least one thing is consistent, it's still all Bush's fault to the left.

Again, grow up. The collapse of the housing bubble is not the fault of "trickle down economics" - that's a stupid, thoughtless line that gets trotted out time and time again by people in place of actually thinking. And if you want to believe that the economic policies of the last 30 years were terrible, then there's a good chance that A:) you weren't alive in the 1970s or B:) have no clue about history. (And those options are not mutually exclusive.)

Oh, and because someone has a better job now than before, I guess that means the economy is just great then! We can ignore all the actual data because someone's anecdote totally means something.

And again, this thread proves my point - the left can't think beyond bumper-sticker slogans. Why is there thread after thread after thread slagging on every inconsequential detail and every made-up pseudo-scandal involving Romney? Because if the discussion were about the issues, the left would lose. So instead it's got to be about constantly reinforcing the groupthink, constantly talking about how terrible and evil Romney is. Constantly talking about how "trickle down economics" doesn't work.

Remember, liberals use places like Fark like a drunk uses a lightpost - it's not about illumination, it's about support.
2012-08-15 06:38:34 PM  
1 vote:
Cletus C.: It's like farktards are running Obama's campaign it's so nasty, lie-filled, misleading, intellectually bankrupt and intransigent.

I'll be over in the corner.


i.imgur.com
2012-08-15 06:10:08 PM  
1 vote:

cchris_39: Nice to see the Republicans finally calling BS on the usual liberal lies.


You're not Karl Rove, and without the largest media machine behind you creating a Potemkin village to support your nonsense, talking the exact opposite of reality just makes you look like a crazy person.
2012-08-15 05:59:56 PM  
1 vote:

Tigger: Question: Do the EnviroDentist's of this world get paid by the post or some sort of stipend or what?

I'm genuinely interested in how it works.


Me too, I could be a stay at home Dad. I'd even posts for the morons on the Right, if the money was good.
2012-08-15 05:58:26 PM  
1 vote:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Quasar: Remember like two days ago when Romney claimed he wanted a clean campaign on the issues and not a negative mudslinging brawl?

Live in the NOW man! Get with the times!


I couldn't agree more with this, why would anyone want to relive those days? My god the hairstyles were atrocious back then, not to mention the music sucked. Stop reliving the past dudes.
2012-08-15 05:58:11 PM  
1 vote:
"Obama's campaign strategy is to smash America apart and if an American president wins that way, we all lose" says Mitt Romney

i293.photobucket.com

Obama Smash!



/Puny filibuster.
2012-08-15 05:57:09 PM  
1 vote:

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


capitolcommentary.com
2012-08-15 05:51:48 PM  
1 vote:
s3.amazonaws.com

And then he said...get this.....stop talking about my record...
2012-08-15 05:51:38 PM  
1 vote:
It's funny to see the groupthink in action. Of course Mitt Romney is the embodiment of all that is evil and will surely lose the election by at least 10 billion percent, as the entire European Union merges with the US just to vote against him. And let's all talk about how evil and heartless and cruel he is a million times over so that we can continue to reinforce our preconceived worldview!

Get over it. Romney has his issues, to be sure, but all the stupid little Fark Liberal™ groupthink bullshiat isn't going to change the facts. The economy is stuck, people are hurting, and all Obama can do is make snide attacks against Romney while passing the buck on his own record. Instead of talking about fixing Medicare (which, by the way, Medicare Part A is already going insolvent as it's spending more than it's taking in), Obama wants to scare people. Instead of tackling the debt, Obama is promising more spending. Instead of talking about building jobs, Obama is biatching that Mitt Romney won't release his tax records, dental exams, and the results of his last prostate screening.

Grow the fark up.

You can keep up the circlejerk as much as you want. Keep pretending like Obama is the brilliant political genius and Mitt Romney is an idiot. It won't make it true, and the more you burrow into a world of self-indulgent fantasy the more fun it's going to be when reality comes calling.

You had your opportunity to show the world how great left-wing policies would be. You got your Keynesian stimulus and your nationalized health care. And then you lost when the American people rejected them. And now your hero is going to lose too.

I'd say that would wake you up to reality, but I've been around long enough to know that liberals are liberals because they refuse to acknowledge reality.
2012-08-15 05:44:49 PM  
1 vote:

Tigger: Question: Do the EnviroDentist's of this world get paid by the post or some sort of stipend or what?

I'm genuinely interested in how it works.


It's scored like diving and gymnastics. Degree of derpiness and execution.
2012-08-15 05:35:31 PM  
1 vote:

vernonFL: A Dutch soap opera with an all Downs Syndrome cast?

Why haven't I heard of this before????


The Romney campaign isn't Dutch, WTF are you smoking?
2012-08-15 05:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
I can't wait for Romney to tells us his wife won't let him release his tax forms.
2012-08-15 05:33:42 PM  
1 vote:
"Quit telling me how I don't have the ethical standards or the normal understanding it takes to be president and look at how much the current president hasn't done that my party is actively preventing him from doing!"
2012-08-15 05:29:57 PM  
1 vote:
It's increasingly clear that Mitt Romney is a man who has bitten off more than he can chew. He even had several years to prepare for this. By November he's going to be taking hostages and threatening to execute them if he's not elected. Not that that's too much of a departure from the GOP M.O. of late, but you get the picture.
2012-08-15 05:24:33 PM  
1 vote:
dude. just seriously. go f*ck yourself, Mitt. The more you talk, the more I want bad things to happen to you. I've gone from hoping you simply lose the election to hoping you lose all your money and die penniless, riddled with herpes, in a gutter.
2012-08-15 05:19:28 PM  
1 vote:
A Dutch soap opera with an all Downs Syndrome cast?

Why haven't I heard of this before????
2012-08-15 04:30:17 PM  
1 vote:
Jon Wesley Hardinbama once shot a man just for snoring to loud. --Romney Old West Books Campaign
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-15 04:27:55 PM  
1 vote:

RminusQ: I can't believe the nerve of Obama/Biden. Is there no low they won't stoop to? Last election, they accused McCain of being an old slowpoke or Palin of building a bridge to nowhere, but now that they're in office, they're terrible at everything. They're worse than Donald Rumsfeld. Rummy knew you have to go to war with the army you have, not the one you wish you had. Now, they're back in campaign mode, trying to gin up support among his fans, a bigger cult of personality than Mao ever had. But even liberals know in their heart of hearts that the debt is so big you have to stop kicking the can. A start is the sensible reform of Medicare advocated by Ryan, who they're making out to be a giant asshole. Well I call bullshiat. No matter how much they attack, Democrats are losing states in spades. Romney is making them fight for every electoral vote, from the 55 in California to the 1 in Omaha, and they're within spitting distance. For all Americans, whether they're in the crib, aged like a fine wine, or 21 and just out of college, Mitt Romney is the right choice for President.


Weak. You want it to look sincere. Your trolling reads like a campaign press release.
2012-08-15 04:17:29 PM  
1 vote:

Heavyweight: sweetmelissa31: Heavyweight: That is awesome! Is that like... Corky Potter or something?

It's Thomas from Downistie

Oh man, my evening just got booked.


Don't get too emotionally invested, there's a big cliffhanger at the end of episode 13, and then there are no more episodes posted :(
2012-08-15 04:12:06 PM  
1 vote:

Heavyweight: That is awesome! Is that like... Corky Potter or something?


i.imgur.com
2012-08-15 04:11:24 PM  
1 vote:

Heavyweight: That is awesome! Is that like... Corky Potter or something?


It's Thomas from Downistie
2012-08-15 03:51:33 PM  
1 vote:

Jackson Herring: Fartbangbus


That is way too specific of a fetish site.
2012-08-15 03:46:22 PM  
1 vote:
That's awful rich coming from a party that has been hell-bent on destroying this country just to show its retarded electorate that you can't have a black man in charge of the country, or else it'll be akin to when the Huns sacked Rome. Mitch McConnell said that the most important thing for the GOP is to make Obama a one-term president. Not fix the economy, not create jobs, not get health care to our citizens, but get rid of the black guy. They must have been listening to Chris Rock's stand-up routine; "It's alright because it's all white."

Listen here, Scooter. Obama's campaign strategy is to get you and your Tiger Beat pin-up running mate as far away from the White House as he can get you. That was his strategy in 2008 when it was Gramps Muldoon and Spiro T. Agnew in a skirt, and its his strategy now, when it's the Android and the Randroid. How is he going to go about doing that? Continuing to push for more health care reform, same-sex marriage, no tax cuts for the rich, education, infrastructure, and a lot of other shiat you and yours could give less than a rat's wet asshole about.

God DAMN I hate this motherfarker.
2012-08-15 03:30:47 PM  
1 vote:

Cubansaltyballs: You can always tell when they do the internal polling and tell the candidate he's got zero chance to win and they start to freak the f*ck out and start lashing out. For the McCain/Palin campaign, this happened in late Sept 2008. Looks like Romney saw the polling this week.


When they rolled Sarah Palin out in 2008 at least McCain got two or three weeks of positive energy out of it, right up until the public realized how damn dumb she was. With Ryan it seems like there's no bump.

"Hey everybody, look at my new VP pick! He's known for a really great budget plan! But we're not going to use his plan - we're going with mine instead. And truth be told, his budget plan kinda sucked balls anyway."
2012-08-15 03:30:44 PM  
1 vote:
"President Willard Hussein Oromney opposed the Detroit auto bailout and then tried to take credit for it." -The Romney campaign
2012-08-15 03:16:32 PM  
1 vote:
You can always tell when they do the internal polling and tell the candidate he's got zero chance to win and they start to freak the f*ck out and start lashing out. For the McCain/Palin campaign, this happened in late Sept 2008. Looks like Romney saw the polling this week.
2012-08-15 03:11:44 PM  
1 vote:
Romney upset the campaign for the illegitimate gay atheist Muslim elitist Kenyan Nazi Marxist Socialist Communist Chicago thug usurper dictator is being too divisive.

Neato.
2012-08-15 03:05:44 PM  
1 vote:
"President Fart is so out of touch with normal Americans that he can't even recognize a donut." -Romney campaign.
2012-08-15 03:01:20 PM  
1 vote:

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


is that why Romney is running on HIS record? Oh wait, we aren't allowed to talk about his time at Bain or his time as Governor of Massachusetts. What IS Romney running on, other than "I'm not Obama"?
2012-08-15 02:58:08 PM  
1 vote:

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


i1.kym-cdn.com
2012-08-15 02:55:42 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: hubiestubert: Good luck with that Mitt. By tomorrow you'll be saying that Obama wants to hold the nation back by convicting criminals and deporting folks at a record rate.

And let's not forget, he's aiding terrorists by killing people like Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Qaddafi


HIS POLICES KEEP ADVANCING TERRORISTS TO THE NUMBER TWO SLOT!
2012-08-15 02:51:52 PM  
1 vote:
Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!
2012-08-15 02:47:29 PM  
1 vote:
Remember like two days ago when Romney claimed he wanted a clean campaign on the issues and not a negative mudslinging brawl?

Good times.
2012-08-15 02:45:49 PM  
1 vote:
"The GOP is the party of inclusion, not division! We don't constantly rail on and on about how liberals are going to kill us all or how gays are evil or how women that use birth control are sluts or...okay...nobody's going to buy this. Let's work on a different talking point, guys."
2012-08-15 02:45:44 PM  
1 vote:
"If elected President, my first act will be the kill the whole lot of you!! And burn your country to cinders!!"
 
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