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(ABC)   "Obama's campaign strategy is to smash America apart and if an American president wins that way, we all lose" says Mitt Romney, a member of the party that caused last year's triple-A rating downgrade just to screw the president   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 274
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2012-08-15 04:17:29 PM

Heavyweight: sweetmelissa31: Heavyweight: That is awesome! Is that like... Corky Potter or something?

It's Thomas from Downistie

Oh man, my evening just got booked.


Don't get too emotionally invested, there's a big cliffhanger at the end of episode 13, and then there are no more episodes posted :(
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-15 04:27:55 PM

RminusQ: I can't believe the nerve of Obama/Biden. Is there no low they won't stoop to? Last election, they accused McCain of being an old slowpoke or Palin of building a bridge to nowhere, but now that they're in office, they're terrible at everything. They're worse than Donald Rumsfeld. Rummy knew you have to go to war with the army you have, not the one you wish you had. Now, they're back in campaign mode, trying to gin up support among his fans, a bigger cult of personality than Mao ever had. But even liberals know in their heart of hearts that the debt is so big you have to stop kicking the can. A start is the sensible reform of Medicare advocated by Ryan, who they're making out to be a giant asshole. Well I call bullshiat. No matter how much they attack, Democrats are losing states in spades. Romney is making them fight for every electoral vote, from the 55 in California to the 1 in Omaha, and they're within spitting distance. For all Americans, whether they're in the crib, aged like a fine wine, or 21 and just out of college, Mitt Romney is the right choice for President.


Weak. You want it to look sincere. Your trolling reads like a campaign press release.
 
2012-08-15 04:29:59 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Angry Black Man."


No shiat. I don't think I've ever seen Obama angry. He must be quite a monster when there are no cameras around. But how would Mitt know?

Obama even kept his cool when that lich-Queen was wagging her talon in his face.
 
2012-08-15 04:30:17 PM

vpb: Weak. You want it to look sincere. Your trolling reads like a campaign press release.


for fark's sake it's a farking word search jesus
 
2012-08-15 04:30:17 PM
Jon Wesley Hardinbama once shot a man just for snoring to loud. --Romney Old West Books Campaign
 
2012-08-15 04:35:03 PM

FirstNationalBastard: hubiestubert: Good luck with that Mitt. By tomorrow you'll be saying that Obama wants to hold the nation back by convicting criminals and deporting folks at a record rate.

And let's not forget, he's aiding terrorists by killing people like Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Qaddafi


I thought he was undermining the American justice system by not taking them alive to stand trial. Completely forgetting the fact they nixed giving trials to guantanamo detainees because OBAMA WANTS TO BRING TERRORISTS TO AMERICAN SOIL!
 
2012-08-15 04:36:21 PM

Ambivalence: FirstNationalBastard: hubiestubert: Good luck with that Mitt. By tomorrow you'll be saying that Obama wants to hold the nation back by convicting criminals and deporting folks at a record rate.

And let's not forget, he's aiding terrorists by killing people like Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Qaddafi

I thought he was undermining the American justice system by not taking them alive to stand trial. Completely forgetting the fact they nixed giving trials to guantanamo detainees because OBAMA WANTS TO BRING TERRORISTS TO AMERICAN SOIL!


Cant he be doing all three at the same time?
 
2012-08-15 04:46:05 PM

Coco LaFemme: That's awful rich coming from a party that has been hell-bent on destroying this country just to show its retarded electorate that you can't have a black man in charge of the country, or else it'll be akin to when the Huns sacked Rome. Mitch McConnell said that the most important thing for the GOP is to make Obama a one-term president. Not fix the economy, not create jobs, not get health care to our citizens, but get rid of the black guy. They must have been listening to Chris Rock's stand-up routine; "It's alright because it's all white."

Listen here, Scooter. Obama's campaign strategy is to get you and your Tiger Beat pin-up running mate as far away from the White House as he can get you. That was his strategy in 2008 when it was Gramps Muldoon and Spiro T. Agnew in a skirt, and its his strategy now, when it's the Android and the Randroid. How is he going to go about doing that? Continuing to push for more health care reform, same-sex marriage, no tax cuts for the rich, education, infrastructure, and a lot of other shiat you and yours could give less than a rat's wet asshole about.

God DAMN I hate this motherfarker.


I sure would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2012-08-15 05:06:12 PM
If there is one thing republicans can not accept it is divisive politics...

www.omarworld.com

that they didn't come up with.
 
2012-08-15 05:19:28 PM
A Dutch soap opera with an all Downs Syndrome cast?



Why haven't I heard of this before????
 
2012-08-15 05:20:58 PM
My favorite part of Romney's faux rant is when he demonizes and divides by attacking the fine people of Chicago while he rails against demonization and division.
 
2012-08-15 05:21:21 PM
This thread was Downistied in the Downisties.

/It took me a minute to realize it was in Dutch and not retardese
//I'm assuming there's a difference
 
2012-08-15 05:23:52 PM

impaler: "Governor Romney's comments tonight seemed unhinged, and particularly strange coming at a time when he's pouring tens of millions of dollars into negative ads that are demonstrably false," said Obama spokesman Ben LaBolt.

Well put.


That's calling the kettle black.

But subby is right on this one, the GOP has the blame for last summer's debt ceiling fiasco.
 
2012-08-15 05:24:33 PM
dude. just seriously. go f*ck yourself, Mitt. The more you talk, the more I want bad things to happen to you. I've gone from hoping you simply lose the election to hoping you lose all your money and die penniless, riddled with herpes, in a gutter.
 
2012-08-15 05:25:33 PM

EnviroDude: How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House.


Here, read this in between banging your head on the desk.
We Now Have Our Smallest Government in 45 Years/
 
2012-08-15 05:26:59 PM
smash America apart

You know, this is the kind of derpy nonsense that people in the middle get really turned off by. Keep it up, Mitt. Please. Really.
 
2012-08-15 05:28:48 PM

Coco LaFemme: the Android and the Randroid


All right, that's it!! Time to dust off the Illustrator skillz and make me a bumper sticker around that theme...
 
2012-08-15 05:28:49 PM
Maybe it's finally dawning on Mitt that the entire GOP establishment *KNEW* that they'd have no chance of winning in 2012, so they found a patsy with a lot of money who could make a nice show of it during the election campaign.

Yeah, the GOP candidate pool REALLY STUNK. No one wanted to go up against a community organizer and be defeated a second time.
 
2012-08-15 05:29:35 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: dude. just seriously. go f*ck yourself, Mitt. The more you talk, the more I want bad things to happen to you. I've gone from hoping you simply lose the election to hoping you lose all your money and die penniless, riddled with herpes, in a gutter.


Typical liberal hate.

(Sorry -- I think EnviroDude's mommy put him down for a nap so I thought I'd pitch in!)
 
2012-08-15 05:29:57 PM
It's increasingly clear that Mitt Romney is a man who has bitten off more than he can chew. He even had several years to prepare for this. By November he's going to be taking hostages and threatening to execute them if he's not elected. Not that that's too much of a departure from the GOP M.O. of late, but you get the picture.
 
2012-08-15 05:31:36 PM
I can't wait until the projected mid-election debt ceiling fight this fall, when all eyes turn to Mitt Romney and his VP choice.

Who was one of the three men behind the so-called Great Compromise's collapse which led to sequestration, the "fiscal cliff" and the US credit rating downgrade.
 
2012-08-15 05:31:57 PM

vernonFL: A Dutch soap opera with an all Downs Syndrome cast?



Why haven't I heard of this before????


Sadly episode 3 is the only one subtitled, but I think it has the most rewarding reveal in it. "I have some terrible news about your baby...."
 
2012-08-15 05:32:18 PM

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!



Is this your full or part time job?
 
2012-08-15 05:33:42 PM
"Quit telling me how I don't have the ethical standards or the normal understanding it takes to be president and look at how much the current president hasn't done that my party is actively preventing him from doing!"
 
2012-08-15 05:33:57 PM
"President Fartbangbus is so out of touch with average Americans that released ALL of his tax returns. Can you believe it? The level of this man's narcissism sees so limits. He pridefully relishes his wealth and flaunts it in the faces of the poor and disadvantaged. It's an outrage!" - The Romney campaign
 
2012-08-15 05:35:16 PM
I can't wait for Romney to tells us his wife won't let him release his tax forms.
 
2012-08-15 05:35:20 PM
well that settles it, i say we give the Republicans a chance, i mean since Obummers presidency the entirety of the nation is in shambles.

lets let the Republicans try to fix the mess that Obama has gotten us into.


/farking bullshiat
//Americans can't be this stupid.
///if they are, they deserve what the GOP has for them.
 
2012-08-15 05:35:31 PM

vernonFL: A Dutch soap opera with an all Downs Syndrome cast?



Why haven't I heard of this before????


The Romney campaign isn't Dutch, WTF are you smoking?
 
2012-08-15 05:36:50 PM

malaktaus: vernonFL: A Dutch soap opera with an all Downs Syndrome cast?



Why haven't I heard of this before????

The Romney campaign isn't Dutch, WTF are you smoking?


Hey, that's not fair. The people that associate or that are related to Romney aren't retarded just because they do so.

They just have names that sound like they were picked out by retarded people. Ask Tagg.
 
2012-08-15 05:38:04 PM

TwoHead: If there is one thing republicans can not accept it is divisive politics...

[www.omarworld.com image 276x350]

that they didn't come up with.


You know, I've always been liberal but I always had some modicum of respect for Republicans until then. Seeing those people mock John Kerry for his service... wow. It's just been downhill from there.
 
2012-08-15 05:38:56 PM
EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!

Demonstrating a profound lack of understanding of the topic is generally not considered an optimal opening gambit. But hell, go with it.
 
2012-08-15 05:39:46 PM

Epoch_Zero: They just have names that sound like they were picked out by retarded people. Ask Tagg.


I think Mitt and Ann were just really big fans of the old campy Adam West Batman series.
 
2012-08-15 05:41:18 PM
I don't think this "poor me" schtick is going to work out so well for you Mitt. Just sayin'.
 
2012-08-15 05:41:59 PM
Question: Do the EnviroDentist's of this world get paid by the post or some sort of stipend or what?

I'm genuinely interested in how it works.
 
2012-08-15 05:42:42 PM
Oh come on Romney. I know basic human decency is to much too much to ask from any duopolist, but could you at least be marginally competent? Just enough that my teeth don't grind when you speak?
 
2012-08-15 05:43:23 PM
the Republican controlled House has added over 3 trillion to the deficit in the last 20 months
 
2012-08-15 05:43:29 PM
We must oppose people who think people should be opposed to each other!
 
2012-08-15 05:43:32 PM

Diogenes: Epoch_Zero: They just have names that sound like they were picked out by retarded people. Ask Tagg.

I think Mitt and Ann were just really big fans of the old campy Adam West Batman series.


I think they have an cartoon adverb/sound grab bag and blindly pick a name out each time they felt it necessary to create another Romneybot clone.

Names on the slips they didn't pick:
"Zoom"
"Dash"
"Biff"
"Thok"
"Ratatatatatata"
"Kapow"
 
2012-08-15 05:44:12 PM

RminusQ: I can't believe the nerve of Obama/Biden. Is there no low they won't stoop to? Last election, they accused McCain of being an old slowpoke or Palin of building a bridge to nowhere, but now that they're in office, they're terrible at everything. They're worse than Donald Rumsfeld. Rummy knew you have to go to war with the army you have, not the one you wish you had. Now, they're back in campaign mode, trying to gin up support among his fans, a bigger cult of personality than Mao ever had. But even liberals know in their heart of hearts that the debt is so big you have to stop kicking the can. A start is the sensible reform of Medicare advocated by Ryan, who they're making out to be a giant asshole. Well I call bullshiat. No matter how much they attack, Democrats are losing states in spades. Romney is making them fight for every electoral vote, from the 55 in California to the 1 in Omaha, and they're within spitting distance. For all Americans, whether they're in the crib, aged like a fine wine, or 21 and just out of college, Mitt Romney is the right choice for President.


Pretty sure I missed some.
 
2012-08-15 05:44:36 PM

Tigger: Question: Do the EnviroDentist's of this world get paid by the post or some sort of stipend or what?

I'm genuinely interested in how it works.


Silly Jesus might know - he's a modmin troll. Ask him the next time he shows up to threadshiat.
 
2012-08-15 05:44:49 PM

Tigger: Question: Do the EnviroDentist's of this world get paid by the post or some sort of stipend or what?

I'm genuinely interested in how it works.


It's scored like diving and gymnastics. Degree of derpiness and execution.
 
2012-08-15 05:45:09 PM

ManateeGag: EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!

is that why Romney is running on HIS record? Oh wait, we aren't allowed to talk about his time at Bain or his time as Governor of Massachusetts. What IS Romney running on, other than "I'm not Obama"?


What else does he need to run on? Those who'll vote for him are already voting for him for that exact reason.
 
2012-08-15 05:47:06 PM

Wheyfaring Stranger: Pretty sure I missed some.

can. A sta

 
2012-08-15 05:48:00 PM
"President Oboogerbutt once slept in a bed. No, seriously." - The Romney Campaign
 
2012-08-15 05:49:24 PM
Why do people always say the president's spending is out of control? The President doesn't get to decide how much is spent, congress does. Obama just writes the checks to the amounts they tell him to.
 
2012-08-15 05:49:34 PM

vernonFL: A Dutch soap opera with an all Downs Syndrome cast?



Why haven't I heard of this before????


I hear Sarah Palin is trying to get Trigg cast in it.
 
2012-08-15 05:49:44 PM

EnviroDude: How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House.


You mean like the $2 trillion that Bush added to the debt in his last 18 months in office? Yeah, good times those were.
 
2012-08-15 05:50:41 PM

Antimatter: Why do people always say the president's spending is out of control? The President doesn't get to decide how much is spent, congress does. Obama just writes the checks to the amounts they tell him to.


Because, SOCALIZUSIM!!!
 
2012-08-15 05:51:23 PM

TwoHead: If there is one thing republicans can not accept it is divisive politics...

[www.omarworld.com image 276x350]

that they didn't come up with.


farking Christ, I hate that picture. Of all the bullshiat in politics, mocking a purple heart recipient is pure, unfiltered jackassery. Seriously, who's such a soulless piece of human filth that they think "you didn't get injured enough in that war where you defended my country for me while I didn't do shiat"?

fark that biatch, I hope she gets beat to death with a crowbar.

/ok, I feel better now
//anticipating 35 consecutive posts with that picture in response
 
2012-08-15 05:51:38 PM
It's funny to see the groupthink in action. Of course Mitt Romney is the embodiment of all that is evil and will surely lose the election by at least 10 billion percent, as the entire European Union merges with the US just to vote against him. And let's all talk about how evil and heartless and cruel he is a million times over so that we can continue to reinforce our preconceived worldview!

Get over it. Romney has his issues, to be sure, but all the stupid little Fark Liberal™ groupthink bullshiat isn't going to change the facts. The economy is stuck, people are hurting, and all Obama can do is make snide attacks against Romney while passing the buck on his own record. Instead of talking about fixing Medicare (which, by the way, Medicare Part A is already going insolvent as it's spending more than it's taking in), Obama wants to scare people. Instead of tackling the debt, Obama is promising more spending. Instead of talking about building jobs, Obama is biatching that Mitt Romney won't release his tax records, dental exams, and the results of his last prostate screening.

Grow the fark up.

You can keep up the circlejerk as much as you want. Keep pretending like Obama is the brilliant political genius and Mitt Romney is an idiot. It won't make it true, and the more you burrow into a world of self-indulgent fantasy the more fun it's going to be when reality comes calling.

You had your opportunity to show the world how great left-wing policies would be. You got your Keynesian stimulus and your nationalized health care. And then you lost when the American people rejected them. And now your hero is going to lose too.

I'd say that would wake you up to reality, but I've been around long enough to know that liberals are liberals because they refuse to acknowledge reality.
 
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