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(ABC)   "Obama's campaign strategy is to smash America apart and if an American president wins that way, we all lose" says Mitt Romney, a member of the party that caused last year's triple-A rating downgrade just to screw the president   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 274
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2012-08-15 02:43:24 PM
Next speech, he's going to say that rapists are the real rape victims, and those sluts should stop dressing so sexy if they don't want it.
 
2012-08-15 02:44:26 PM
"Governor Romney's comments tonight seemed unhinged, and particularly strange coming at a time when he's pouring tens of millions of dollars into negative ads that are demonstrably false," said Obama spokesman Ben LaBolt.

Well put.
 
2012-08-15 02:45:17 PM
Good luck with that Mitt. By tomorrow you'll be saying that Obama wants to hold the nation back by convicting criminals and deporting folks at a record rate.
 
2012-08-15 02:45:44 PM
"If elected President, my first act will be the kill the whole lot of you!! And burn your country to cinders!!"
 
2012-08-15 02:45:49 PM
"The GOP is the party of inclusion, not division! We don't constantly rail on and on about how liberals are going to kill us all or how gays are evil or how women that use birth control are sluts or...okay...nobody's going to buy this. Let's work on a different talking point, guys."
 
2012-08-15 02:46:52 PM

hubiestubert: Good luck with that Mitt. By tomorrow you'll be saying that Obama wants to hold the nation back by convicting criminals and deporting folks at a record rate.


And let's not forget, he's aiding terrorists by killing people like Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Qaddafi
 
2012-08-15 02:47:29 PM
Remember like two days ago when Romney claimed he wanted a clean campaign on the issues and not a negative mudslinging brawl?

Good times.
 
2012-08-15 02:49:21 PM
All the Democrats had to do was vote for Vice President Ryan's budget. A budget that the GOP would have said was too liberal 0.1 milliseconds after the Democrats agreed to it and why did the Democrats vote to destroy Medicare we would never have voted for something like that.
 
2012-08-15 02:49:48 PM

Quasar: Remember like two days ago when Romney claimed he wanted a clean campaign on the issues and not a negative mudslinging brawl?


Live in the NOW man! Get with the times!
 
2012-08-15 02:50:30 PM

Quasar: Remember like two days ago when Romney claimed he wanted a clean campaign on the issues and not a negative mudslinging brawl?

Good times.


OBAMA CUT JAMES EVANS'S BRAKES!

DAMN DAMN DAMN!

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2012-08-15 02:51:52 PM
Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!
 
2012-08-15 02:52:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: hubiestubert: Good luck with that Mitt. By tomorrow you'll be saying that Obama wants to hold the nation back by convicting criminals and deporting folks at a record rate.

And let's not forget, he's aiding terrorists by killing people like Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Qaddafi


Not to mention destroying jobs in the arms industry
 
2012-08-15 02:52:53 PM
Obama's campaign strategy is to blah blah blah

Romney's campaign strategy is apparently to run such a visibly clusterfark of a campaign, that people feel sorry for him and give him a sympathy vote.
 
2012-08-15 02:54:13 PM
"Angry Black Man."
 
2012-08-15 02:55:42 PM

FirstNationalBastard: hubiestubert: Good luck with that Mitt. By tomorrow you'll be saying that Obama wants to hold the nation back by convicting criminals and deporting folks at a record rate.

And let's not forget, he's aiding terrorists by killing people like Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Qaddafi


HIS POLICES KEEP ADVANCING TERRORISTS TO THE NUMBER TWO SLOT!
 
2012-08-15 02:55:57 PM

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


Stop spending my grandchild(ren)'s money by attacking countries that were never a threat to us.
 
2012-08-15 02:58:08 PM

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


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2012-08-15 02:58:15 PM
www.overthinkingit.com

President Barack Obama campaigns in Mongo for the destruction of Earth.
 
2012-08-15 03:01:20 PM

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


is that why Romney is running on HIS record? Oh wait, we aren't allowed to talk about his time at Bain or his time as Governor of Massachusetts. What IS Romney running on, other than "I'm not Obama"?
 
2012-08-15 03:02:38 PM

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


THE WHITE HOUSE DOES NOT APPROPRIATE FOR FARK SAKE. CONGRESS DOES. And, the current huge deficits are more attributable to a loss of tax revenue from the economic downturn than to any spending that was done. The only thing that Obama can be accountable for is the stimulus package which was a necessary step to avoid a depression.

And when does Romney start running on his record? He won't provide details on any of his plans but just asks us to trust him. Why would anyone trust Mitt?
 
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2012-08-15 03:02:42 PM

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


The part that exists in your sick twisted mind does. The idea that Republicans are "anti-spending" is simply laughable.
 
2012-08-15 03:05:03 PM

EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!


i194.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-15 03:05:44 PM
"President Fart is so out of touch with normal Americans that he can't even recognize a donut." -Romney campaign.
 
2012-08-15 03:06:49 PM

ManateeGag: What IS Romney running on, other than "I'm not Obama"?


Saving the Mormon Olympics.

With federal money.
 
2012-08-15 03:10:58 PM
Why do you people constantly give attention to thread-shiatting attention whores?
 
2012-08-15 03:11:44 PM
Romney upset the campaign for the illegitimate gay atheist Muslim elitist Kenyan Nazi Marxist Socialist Communist Chicago thug usurper dictator is being too divisive.

Neato.
 
2012-08-15 03:15:25 PM

FirstNationalBastard: hubiestubert: Good luck with that Mitt. By tomorrow you'll be saying that Obama wants to hold the nation back by convicting criminals and deporting folks at a record rate.

And let's not forget, he's aiding terrorists by killing people like Osama Bin Laden and Muammar Qaddafi


*facepalm*
 
2012-08-15 03:16:32 PM
You can always tell when they do the internal polling and tell the candidate he's got zero chance to win and they start to freak the f*ck out and start lashing out. For the McCain/Palin campaign, this happened in late Sept 2008. Looks like Romney saw the polling this week.
 
2012-08-15 03:23:23 PM
Classic Rovian strategy: accuse the other guy of doing the opposite of whatever good thing he's doing, or whatever bad thing you're doing, which in this case is the same thing.
 
2012-08-15 03:23:24 PM
I can't believe the nerve of Obama/Biden. Is there no low they won't stoop to? Last election, they accused McCain of being an old slowpoke or Palin of building a bridge to nowhere, but now that they're in office, they're terrible at everything. They're worse than Donald Rumsfeld. Rummy knew you have to go to war with the army you have, not the one you wish you had. Now, they're back in campaign mode, trying to gin up support among his fans, a bigger cult of personality than Mao ever had. But even liberals know in their heart of hearts that the debt is so big you have to stop kicking the can. A start is the sensible reform of Medicare advocated by Ryan, who they're making out to be a giant asshole. Well I call bullshiat. No matter how much they attack, Democrats are losing states in spades. Romney is making them fight for every electoral vote, from the 55 in California to the 1 in Omaha, and they're within spitting distance. For all Americans, whether they're in the crib, aged like a fine wine, or 21 and just out of college, Mitt Romney is the right choice for President.
 
2012-08-15 03:24:51 PM
"President Fartbangbus is so out of touch with average Americans that he owns a dancing horse. Can you believe that shiat? An actual horse that dances!" - The Romney campaign
 
2012-08-15 03:30:44 PM
"President Willard Hussein Oromney opposed the Detroit auto bailout and then tried to take credit for it." -The Romney campaign
 
2012-08-15 03:30:47 PM

Cubansaltyballs: You can always tell when they do the internal polling and tell the candidate he's got zero chance to win and they start to freak the f*ck out and start lashing out. For the McCain/Palin campaign, this happened in late Sept 2008. Looks like Romney saw the polling this week.


When they rolled Sarah Palin out in 2008 at least McCain got two or three weeks of positive energy out of it, right up until the public realized how damn dumb she was. With Ryan it seems like there's no bump.

"Hey everybody, look at my new VP pick! He's known for a really great budget plan! But we're not going to use his plan - we're going with mine instead. And truth be told, his budget plan kinda sucked balls anyway."
 
2012-08-15 03:31:19 PM
I won't bother rephrasing it because Jonathan Capeheart said it best:

This is the campaign that seemed perfectly fine with Sununu saying he wished the president "would learn to be an American."

This is the campaign that continues to be a-okay with supporter Donald Trump's racist birtherism.

This is the campaign that has been mute in the face of Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.) hyperbolic assertion that Obama would "rather you be his slave."

This is the campaign that is allowing Newt Gingrich to host "Newt University" at the Tampa convention this month. The former House speaker is fond of calling Obama a "food stamp president."A wicked phrase that has more racial baggage than a klansman's El Camino.

This is the campaign of the candidate who uttered the equally racially fraught "if they want more stuff from government ... more free stuff" when talking to supporters in Montana about what he told the NAACP about his desire to repeal Obamacare.

This is the campaign that is running a completely dishonest ad about the Obama administration's welfare policy. "Under Obama's plan, you wouldn't have to work and you wouldn't have to train for a job. They just send you your welfare check," the narrator says before the obligatory "I'm Mitt Romney and I approve this message" sign-off.

And, by the way, this is the campaign of the candidate who could only muster, "t's not the language I would have used" after Rush Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a "slut," a "prostitute" and much worse on his radio show. Her offense? Testifying before Congress in favor of employer coverage of birth control in health-care plans.

So, rather than rail against what they claim is Obama's "desperate campaign based on division and demonization," the Romney campaign and Romney himself ought to spend more time cleaning up the garbage littering their glass house.


Source

Romney turned up the projector to 11.
 
2012-08-15 03:34:36 PM
"President Chinn Brobama flew to Europe on the taxpayer's dime and insulted our closest ally!" - the Romney campaign
 
2012-08-15 03:46:22 PM
That's awful rich coming from a party that has been hell-bent on destroying this country just to show its retarded electorate that you can't have a black man in charge of the country, or else it'll be akin to when the Huns sacked Rome. Mitch McConnell said that the most important thing for the GOP is to make Obama a one-term president. Not fix the economy, not create jobs, not get health care to our citizens, but get rid of the black guy. They must have been listening to Chris Rock's stand-up routine; "It's alright because it's all white."

Listen here, Scooter. Obama's campaign strategy is to get you and your Tiger Beat pin-up running mate as far away from the White House as he can get you. That was his strategy in 2008 when it was Gramps Muldoon and Spiro T. Agnew in a skirt, and its his strategy now, when it's the Android and the Randroid. How is he going to go about doing that? Continuing to push for more health care reform, same-sex marriage, no tax cuts for the rich, education, infrastructure, and a lot of other shiat you and yours could give less than a rat's wet asshole about.

God DAMN I hate this motherfarker.
 
2012-08-15 03:46:41 PM
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2012-08-15 03:51:33 PM

Jackson Herring: Fartbangbus


That is way too specific of a fetish site.
 
2012-08-15 03:55:11 PM

ManateeGag: Jackson Herring: Fartbangbus

That is way too specific of a fetish site.


like a dutch oven on wheels
 
2012-08-15 03:55:14 PM
The Romney campaign is getting desperate. I'm surprised, I didn't expect them to turn the derp up so high until after the convention.
 
2012-08-15 03:57:26 PM
"Former Massachusetts Governor Baggin Saggin Barry Santana once invested in a medical waste disposal company that gets rid of aborted fetuses. In fact it is rumored that he once used their services to dispose of his own son Bapp." -The Romney campaign
 
2012-08-15 03:59:59 PM

ShawnDoc: The Romney campaign is getting desperate. I'm surprised, I didn't expect them to turn the derp up so high until after the convention.


Just wait until after the debates when Romney is really down. It's not going to be a fun October. I think I'd better stock up on aspirin now.
 
2012-08-15 04:01:02 PM
"Co-founder of Bain Capital Willard "Barack Hussein Obama" Romney made his fortune sending American jobs overseas and using shady tax havens." -The Romney campaign
 
2012-08-15 04:06:55 PM

ManateeGag: Jackson Herring: Fartbangbus

That is way too specific of a fetish site.


GrandOldLemonParty much?
 
2012-08-15 04:08:11 PM

sweetmelissa31: EnviroDude: Reps shot the credit rating to screw the POTUS? How about the out of control spending that was going on at the time by the White House. This is why Obama will not run on his record. It stinks!

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That is awesome! Is that like... Corky Potter or something?
 
2012-08-15 04:09:55 PM
"President Obamaloney once ate a pork chop with a knife and fork. No, seriously." - The Romney Campaign
 
2012-08-15 04:11:24 PM

Heavyweight: That is awesome! Is that like... Corky Potter or something?


It's Thomas from Downistie
 
2012-08-15 04:12:06 PM

Heavyweight: That is awesome! Is that like... Corky Potter or something?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-15 04:13:11 PM

sweetmelissa31: It's Thomas from Downistie


He gets more retarded ass than the barstools at a Baskin Robbins
 
2012-08-15 04:13:41 PM

sweetmelissa31: Heavyweight: That is awesome! Is that like... Corky Potter or something?

It's Thomas from Downistie


Oh man, my evening just got booked.
 
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