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(TMZ)   Shia LaBeouf likens filming Transformers to his favorite sexual act   (tmz.com) divider line 75
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2012-08-15 08:26:00 PM
I can't imagine a sexual act involving LaBeef that would last two hours, or I would pay $20 to see.
 
2012-08-15 08:33:27 PM

Summoner101: Cincinnati Necktie?
Dirty Sanchez?


Rusty Venture?

/but you gotta bring your own snorkel.
 
2012-08-15 09:38:23 PM

cgraves67: I might be the only person in the world, or at least on Fark, that enjoys seeing Shia work, but mostly because he's the spitting image of my little brother.


People on Fark don't like this kid?

Who'd have thought. The fark collective hive mind wouldn't know bad acting if it shoved a finger up their asses. Probably big Zach Galafinakis and Dane Cook fans.

There are plenty of actors I actively dislike(sometimes based on just appearance) but can admit their ability. It's not exactly like he's been in Citizen Cane or whatever either, and the annoying plot and effects and Bay-ness of the movies in general are not the fault of the actors either. People's cognitive dissonance is frightening at times, I can imagine the hivemind trying to actually solve crimes or something important. Or consider voting(don't need imagination on that one, we've all seen the assholes in varying offices and farked up laws)...that many people CAN be wrong.

Movies like Transformers, yeah, they're sort of written in stone by execs. Look at Iron Man though, Jon Favreau (howeveryouspellit) practically let RDJ ad-lib the whole movie. For every genius actor/director combo you discover, there are a thousand others where it's a shiatty job for one or the other, or both. Yeah the money is great, no one sane will deny that, but once you get enough, why keep doing it? Why not try to get a better environment?
The one complaining isn't always in the wrong.
 
2012-08-15 09:45:55 PM
Even a farktard can be right from time to time.
 
2012-08-15 09:46:43 PM
Alabama Hot Pocket?
Angry Pirate?
 
2012-08-15 10:01:14 PM
He was okay in "Constantine", I'll give him that. Not that "Constantine" was groundbreaking cinema, but it was fun, and had Rachel Weisz.
 
2012-08-15 10:14:51 PM

theorellior: He was okay in "Constantine", I'll give him that. Not that "Constantine" was groundbreaking cinema, but it was fun, and had Rachel Weisz.


Plus he died in it, which is nice.
 
2012-08-15 11:02:42 PM

theorellior: He was okay in "Constantine", I'll give him that. Not that "Constantine" was groundbreaking cinema, but it was fun, and had Rachel Weisz.


And he got killed.
 
2012-08-15 11:16:53 PM
Shia said, "You give Terrence Malick a movie like 'Transformers', and he's f**ked. There's no way for him to exist in that world."

Sorry, but Transformers is not some existential war drama. The first one was boring enough with what little it had of the transformers in it, and you want to make it a Malick movie? Jesus Christ.
 
2012-08-15 11:19:33 PM
To be fair, a finger in the ass feels amazing.
 
2012-08-16 12:04:40 AM
He was decent in Even Stevens.
 
2012-08-16 12:08:14 AM
I'll take Shaq's finger up my butt if it means I got to star in a huge, big budget movie, paid millions, fark Megan Fox and be World known so I could pretty much write my way through Hollywood.

So....sorry if I don't care.
 
2012-08-16 01:27:38 AM

ontariolightning: but whats with megan fox AND shia coming out and saying the studio people sucked?
actors/actresses don't usually do that

maybe they have a point?


Nah, it's always been true, just that only big, well-established stars usually say it, and by then they're producers in their own right.

Shia and Megan just have delusions of grandeur.
 
2012-08-16 03:51:17 AM
Glad he said it, even if it is Shia, who I find just a distraction form most anything he is in.

My 12yo son was watching Transformers Dark of The Moon in an endless loop for several days when he stayed with with me this summer. I put my foot down, no more. So he sits there and watches Iron Man 2 three times in a row. It's like background music to him while he plays MW3 and learns to talk smack on comms.
 
2012-08-16 03:52:12 AM

omeganuepsilon: The fark collective hive mind wouldn't know bad acting if it shoved a finger up their asses. Probably big Zach Galafinakis and Dane Cook fans.


Guess how we can tell you don't read the threads here.
 
2012-08-16 05:02:36 AM

Mildot: Just because the blond above doesn't have any standards, doesn't mean we have to stoop to her level.


So I have a chance?
Sweet.
 
2012-08-16 09:32:44 AM

Kurmudgeon: omeganuepsilon: The fark collective hive mind wouldn't know bad acting if it shoved a finger up their asses. Probably big Zach Galafinakis and Dane Cook fans.

Guess how we can tell you don't read the threads here.


Guess how I know your reasoning is flawed.

Go ahead, we'll see if you're smart enough to figure it out.

Captain_Ballbeard: Glad he said it, even if it is Shia, who I find just a distraction form most anything he is in.

My 12yo son was watching Transformers Dark of The Moon in an endless loop for several days when he stayed with with me this summer. I put my foot down, no more. So he sits there and watches Iron Man 2 three times in a row. It's like background music to him while he plays MW3 and learns to talk smack on comms.


Yeah, you sound like an awesome parent who's going to have a well adjusted and mature child.
 
2012-08-16 09:42:15 AM
Lets see...think I'll do a quick rundown of 'ol LeBeouf's filmography.

Entry #1: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Entry #2: Monkey Business

Entry #3: Touched By An Angel: The Occupant

Entry #9: Holes

Entry #11: Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Yeah, guess I could see where 'ol Shiara might have a bone to pick with some studio 'producers'.

/rimshot
 
2012-08-16 10:26:39 AM

cgraves67: I might be the only person in the world, or at least on Fark, that enjoys seeing Shia work, but mostly because he's the spitting image of my little brother.


I am a fan, and strangely enough he reminds me of my little brother.
/seriously
 
2012-08-16 12:43:36 PM

Captain_Ballbeard:

My 12yo son was watching Transformers Dark of The Moon in an endless loop for several days when he stayed with with me this summer. I put my foot down, no more. So he sits there and watches Iron Man 2 three times in a row. It's like background music to him while he plays MW3 and learns to talk smack on comms.


I don't understand the point of this anecdote...
 
2012-08-16 01:23:41 PM

Uncle Pooky: Captain_Ballbeard:

My 12yo son was watching Transformers Dark of The Moon in an endless loop for several days when he stayed with with me this summer. I put my foot down, no more. So he sits there and watches Iron Man 2 three times in a row. It's like background music to him while he plays MW3 and learns to talk smack on comms.

I don't understand the point of this anecdote...


That Captain_Ballbeard is a terrible parent

/Is also a terrible parent
 
2012-08-16 05:13:48 PM

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hey! that's not fair, mr. bill was a decent actor

compared to him
 
2012-08-16 07:31:37 PM

DaWormyPimpsta: Lets see...think I'll do a quick rundown of 'ol LeBeouf's filmography.

Entry #1: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind



Nausicaä is an excellent Excellent movie. Also, it's the only movie of his that he gets a pass on because I don't have to look at his stupid face.
 
2012-08-17 08:14:18 AM

FunkOut: theorellior: He was okay in "Constantine", I'll give him that. Not that "Constantine" was groundbreaking cinema, but it was fun, and had Rachel Weisz.

And he got killed.


Nah.

Constantine could have been great, almost every part of it was spot on and some of the supporting cast are brilliant.

Unfortunately the bad parts were Keanu's John Constantine and Shia's Chas. Both really shiat.
 
2012-08-17 10:20:55 AM
Visionary? Sorry Shia. You're not one of them.
 
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