Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

basemetal: Oh, because he's a serious actor. Okay.

Exactly. A huge "FARK YOU" to this egotistical, no talent midget.

Disturbia was actually a good movie

I might be the only person in the world, or at least on Fark, that enjoys seeing Shia work, but mostly because he's the spitting image of my little brother.

Disturbia was actually a good movie

Disturbia was an angsty rip off of Rear Window. And a sucky movie.

"I'm done ... There's no room for being a visionary in the studio system. It literally cannot exist."

Does he direct or something?

You're an actor. Read the farking line and try to act.

Lenny and Carl: Disturbia was actually a good movie

Disturbia was an angsty rip off of Rear Window. And a sucky movie.

you mad cuz shia tapped the blonde with the nice arse

but whats with megan fox AND shia coming out and saying the studio people sucked?
actors/actresses don't usually do that

maybe they have a point?

cgraves67: I might be the only person in the world, or at least on Fark, that enjoys seeing Shia work, but mostly because he's the spitting image of my little brother.

Don't smell his fingers.

Unsolicited Filming In Action?

figured Shia would be perfect as The Flash
I guess not though if he won't do any more studio movies?

farkingismybusiness: All of a sudden I want to work with Meghan Fox.

Well, my prostate does, anyway.

I doubt that all big studios are as bad as he says creatively. I am sure if you are talented and proven you get a great deal of freedom. I doubt the studio ever tries to tell Christopher Nolan what he can and cant do in movies anymore.

Being a bottom for an egotistical, no-talent Hollywood director?

Dirty Gonzo?

So he's saying he'shiatting the road?



Uh oh...

I dont know maybe it's just me but this guy seems to ruin every movie he's in.

/Just sayin

It is cute how he assumes that he will continue to be offered high profile roles in big budget movies. You can guarantee that this crapstain will end up doing commercials in Japan to pay the bills.

Baby Face Fister: I dont know maybe it's just me but this guy seems to ruin every movie he's in.

/Just sayin


It's not just you. Not that they were masterpieces, but Transformers 1 and 3 would both have been better with less of him. I Robot too (though that movie had other problems also).

So we can expect to see him in the cast of "The Expendables 6"

There's a lot of Shia hate, but I like that he has the nuts to mention UFIA with regard to the shiatty Hollywood studios.

A smelly, painful 15.5 million dollar finger. I feel so bad for him.

ontariolightning: Disturbia was actually a good movie

I thought it was ok, but the only movie ive seen him in and actually liked him in was "The greatest game ever played"

I saw it long after I had learned to hate him because of transformers, but it was good finally seeing him in something that didn't involve wild flailing.Kind of nice seeing him on screen and actually acting.

He's soon to be seen on movie screens mouthing words created by one Nick Cave (in my opinion one of the premiere wordsmiths of the modern age.)

The mere thought of that causes me to be extremely twitchy.

Well...twitchier.

Shakes999: ontariolightning: Disturbia was actually a good movie

I thought it was ok, but the only movie ive seen him in and actually liked him in was "The greatest game ever played"

I saw it long after I had learned to hate him because of transformers, but it was good finally seeing him in something that didn't involve wild flailing.Kind of nice seeing him on screen and actually acting.

And Carrie-Ann Moss' milfy goodness

/I'd Hot Rod her Ironhide then Prowl her Skids

The whole premise of "We have a high level government agency plus a bunch of advanced robots from outer space running around, but the only one who has a CLUE what to do is this nerdy little pipsqueak who can't even get a job in Manhattan" just makes my brain cry.

The fact that Ms. LaBlowoff is running around screeching "BUMBLEBEEEEEE!!!!" and "Thats my CAR!!" through the whole movie makes it that much worse. Luckily, we have decent looking girls to balance everything out.

aspAddict: The whole premise of "We have a high level government agency plus a bunch of advanced robots from outer space running around, but the only one who has a CLUE what to do is this nerdy little pipsqueak who can't even get a job in Manhattan" just makes my brain cry.

The fact that Ms. LaBlowoff is running around screeching "BUMBLEBEEEEEE!!!!" and "Thats my CAR!!" through the whole movie makes it that much worse. Luckily, we have decent looking girls to balance everything out.

Eh, there's been far more retarded premises in entertainment that people believe without question. Check out the original Generation One series for premises that put all three of the Bayformers to shame.

/complete Transformers geek
//likes pretty much all the series except the Japanese-made ones

he was a little coont in Holes

At first I saw the words "Shia LeBouf" and "Sex" and was like "no thanks, ever". Then I read a little further and I was, like, "LOL >.

Sucking?

Dropping trou and doing things on a glass table while you're stuck underneath?

ALL his movies are the equiv. of being forced to watch German Scheisse films, with the extra bonus of hearing him scream out his own name as he rectally climaxes.

"you mad cuz shia tapped the blonde with the nice arse"

Well....yeah.

Wasn't his 15 minutes up a long time ago?

I remember the halcyon days when Robert Downey Jr. was the worst actor I had to complain about. Now he stands like a giant among the Hollywood pygmies.

baufan2005

I doubt that all big studios are as bad as he says creatively. I am sure if you are talented and proven you get a great deal of freedom. I doubt the studio ever tries to tell Christopher Nolan what he can and cant do in movies anymore.

Exactly. Look at actors like Patrick Stewart, Tom Hiddleston and Ian McKellen. They're all Shakesperian stage actors, but they've done sci-fi and fantasy and did really good work on really good films.

Michael Bay really doesn't give two shiats about things like character. He just wants a load of SFX on a screen.

More than meets the brown eye

Just because the blond above doesn't have any standards, doesn't mean we have to stoop to her level.

Donkey Punch?
Cleveland Steamer?
Alaskan Pipeline?
Dutch Rudder?

/I'm just asking questions here

I didn't know he cold blow himself.

If I had to work on those brainless movies with Bay, I'd probably feel the same way.

That said, I'd also just retire and live off my millions in privacy. I might miss Rick Moranis, but he had it right.

Cincinnati Necktie?
Dirty Sanchez?

Strolpol: If I had to work on those brainless movies with Bay, I'd probably feel the same way.

That said, I'd also just retire and live off my millions in privacy. I might miss Rick Moranis, but he had it right.

Yea but Moranis is a class-act he might have went out on a disney straight to video release. Yet, he has
more appeal and character in his tiny pinkie toe than Shia.