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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Times must be tough. Movie mogul Jeffrey Katzenberg is dumping his Utah ski chalet for a mere $20 mil. That's a lot of antlers and pine furniture. (Photos)   (sltrib.com) divider line 17
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2012-08-15 05:12:22 PM
I realize "it's not news, it's Fark", but come on! Really? You're a real estate listing service now?
 
2012-08-15 05:12:44 PM
Sad? Oh, Sadcasm.
 
2012-08-15 05:14:15 PM
As somebody who works for Jeffrey, I'm not getting a kick out of this. . .
 
2012-08-15 05:34:44 PM

johnmac2017: As somebody who works for Jeffrey, I'm not getting a kick out of this. . .


Tell him I'm sorry about that chick attention whoring during our last meeting. She did not work for me.

Oh, and that house looks surprisingly modest considering how much dough the guy has.
 
2012-08-15 05:35:36 PM
A somebody who does not know Jeffrey, I'm indifferent.
 
2012-08-15 05:46:19 PM
That house gives me wood.
 
2012-08-15 05:52:57 PM
What can I get for $1000?
 
2012-08-15 05:55:37 PM

T.M.S.: Oh, and that house looks surprisingly modest considering how much dough the guy has.


It's a ski chalet he probably uses two weeks out of the year, tops. How resplendent does it have to be?
 
2012-08-15 06:00:49 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-15 06:16:15 PM
People who live in the mountains do not live in houses like that. People who visit the mountains do.

/lives at 6200 ft
 
2012-08-15 06:30:20 PM
People who live in the mountains do not live in houses like that. People who visit the mountains do.
/lives at 6200 ft


I really hate that style of decorating. I'm not just saying it, I think it sucks. But every mega-rich dumbass who has a "mountain" home decorates it like that. I hope he has the mandatory giant log entrance to his mansion, like this:

www.boslogbuilders.com
otherwise his house is invalid.

also the damn pictures are not even in focus. "OOohhhhhh, honey--look at this one! I love it! Everything is blurry and soft, like a bunny.'
 
2012-08-15 07:26:40 PM
he probably realized that he never used it
 
2012-08-15 09:15:15 PM

cryinoutloud: also the damn pictures are not even in focus. "OOohhhhhh, honey--look at this one! I love it! Everything is blurry and soft, like a bunny.'


Not to nitpick, but the pictures aren't in focus because the "news" organization that posted this story took 320x240 thumbnails from a real estate site and exploded them into a full page slideshow so you'd get them some ad revenue.

It's not his fault - this is a cheap attempt at making money by subby or The Salt Lake Tribune.
 
2012-08-15 09:25:54 PM
To be fair, he's been working on having it come to the market for the last five years and he's hoping that this will be theproject that makes people take him seriously enough to let him produce movies.
 
2012-08-15 11:52:10 PM
Seems like a waste of f*cking money. First, not that great. Second, I would much rather stay at a nice ski resort for a few weeks, even the ones that cost 1000 a night are pretty damn nice and cheaper to maintain than having a house somewhere.

But what do I know?
 
2012-08-16 01:45:45 AM

bdub77: Seems like a waste of f*cking money. First, not that great. Second, I would much rather stay at a nice ski resort for a few weeks, even the ones that cost 1000 a night are pretty damn nice and cheaper to maintain than having a house somewhere.

But what do I know?


Not much, apparently. It has its own ski slope. Not access to one; it's own private one.
 
2012-08-16 09:39:07 AM

Dwight_Yeast: bdub77: Seems like a waste of f*cking money. First, not that great. Second, I would much rather stay at a nice ski resort for a few weeks, even the ones that cost 1000 a night are pretty damn nice and cheaper to maintain than having a house somewhere.

But what do I know?

Not much, apparently. It has its own ski slope. Not access to one; it's own private one.


If you've ever been to a good ski resort the lines are minimal. And whatever slope it has probably has some slow ass lift on it.

Like I said, money best spent elsewhere, but whatever.
 
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