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(The Smoking Gun)   Gay marriage opponent seen on viral video burning a Cheerios box on General Mills lawn gets the death penalty   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 225
    More: Followup, General Mills, death penalty, Golden Valley, Christian Centre, Honey Nut Cheerios, Michael Leisner  
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2012-08-15 12:47:02 PM
Well, BYE!
 
2012-08-15 12:53:01 PM
Isn't an "anti-gay marriage opponent" PRO gay marriage?
 
2012-08-15 12:54:42 PM
So long, funny-bigot-man.
 
2012-08-15 12:57:28 PM
I guess a heart attack is the inevitable end when all you can do is pace around all day seething about how gays exist. Oh well. I won't revel in anyone's death, but I can't think of a use for a person like that.
 
2012-08-15 12:57:33 PM
He was 65? Damn. I figured he was in his early forties at the oldest.
 
2012-08-15 12:57:43 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Isn't an "anti-gay marriage opponent" PRO gay marriage?


Came here to say this.
 
2012-08-15 12:58:21 PM
Died from a heart attack?

Maybe he should've done something to lower his cholesterol.

naturalbias.com
 
2012-08-15 12:58:44 PM
OMG! The Gays have a heart attack machine!
 
2012-08-15 12:58:50 PM
why does this sound like a family guy non sequitur?

/this reminds me of the time an Anti-gay marriage opponent seen on viral video burning a Cheerios box on General Mills lawn got the death penalty
//chicken fight
 
2012-08-15 12:59:11 PM
FTA: In a Facebook tribute, one of Leisner's nephews--a missionary in Costa Rica--wrote in Spanish that Leisner was as "bold as a lion of God," though some would remember him as "a flaming Elijah." Unfortunately, an English translation on the Facebook page mangled part of the tribute. "Please pray for the family of Mike to feel the spirit of God as dildo in this time of a loss," the Bing translation notes.
 
2012-08-15 12:59:11 PM
It's times like this where I wish there actually was a Jesus in heaven so he could look at people like this with a sad face... and tell them softly...

"This is not what I taught you."
 
2012-08-15 12:59:26 PM
FTA:
""Please pray for the family of Mike to feel the spirit of God as dildo in this time of a loss," the Bing translation notes."

So much win!

/ Good riddance bigot
// Not gay, NTTIAWWT
 
2012-08-15 12:59:36 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

"All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid"
 
2012-08-15 01:00:02 PM
Am I the only one who hadn't heard about this before now?
 
2012-08-15 01:00:30 PM
The take-home message is, of course, that you can be an anti-gay bigot without problems, but you fark with the Cheerios and shiat will get real.
 
2012-08-15 01:00:42 PM
Am I the only one who thought this "protest" was some kind of hilarious anti-gay satire?

"Please pray for the family of Mike to feel the spirit of God as dildo in this time of a loss,"
 
2012-08-15 01:01:06 PM

Vodka Zombie: So long, funny-bigot-man.


You mean anti-mundane bigot opponent

/I'm confused
 
2012-08-15 01:01:32 PM
This article is simply too funny.
 
2012-08-15 01:01:37 PM
Of course, no one will think that this has anything to do with God. Unlike all those hurricanes and tsunamis and crap.
 
2012-08-15 01:02:02 PM
"anti-gay marriage opponent" = nonuninflammable
 
2012-08-15 01:02:17 PM

Scruggy: Am I the only one who thought this "protest" was some kind of hilarious anti-gay satire?

"Please pray for the family of Mike to feel the spirit of God as dildo in this time of a loss,"


i tried to change my mind while watching it, but i could not stop coming back to "Flaming!!" (insert dramatic voice over for effect) when watching the video
 
2012-08-15 01:02:53 PM
Mike used to come stand on the mall at my university and preach. I had a lot of amusing arguments with him over the years.
He was a real asshole. His death will deprive hundreds of college students of valuable entertainment between classes.
 
2012-08-15 01:02:55 PM
A better headline would have read: "Quick, get in the coffin."
 
2012-08-15 01:03:33 PM
So, Westboro is a lock for this funeral, right?
 
2012-08-15 01:04:08 PM
Karma's a biatch.
img.poptower.com
 
2012-08-15 01:04:15 PM

Majin_Buu: Am I the only one who hadn't heard about this before now?


Nope. I've never heard of the guy. But I hope his family feels the spirit of God as dildo in their time of loss.
 
2012-08-15 01:04:23 PM
Now, if he were a supporter of gay marriage, the religious bigots would be bleating on about the "will of god" or "divine retribution"...
 
2012-08-15 01:05:13 PM
"Please pray for the family of Mike to feel the spirit of God as dildo in this time of a loss," the Bing translation notes.

You win this round, Bing.
 
2012-08-15 01:05:17 PM
So long and thanks for all the douche.
 
2012-08-15 01:05:50 PM
Sounds like the cereal company is milking this story.
 
2012-08-15 01:06:17 PM

BurnShrike: Died from a heart attack?

Maybe he should've done something to lower his cholesterol.

[naturalbias.com image 250x224]


Now that's what I call delicious irony.
 
2012-08-15 01:06:27 PM
R.I.P.
 
2012-08-15 01:06:38 PM
Well, cereal killers deserve the death sentance.
 
2012-08-15 01:06:58 PM
He was just dying to get some good dick.
 
2012-08-15 01:07:15 PM

Testiclaw: The take-home message is, of course, that you can be an anti-gay bigot without problems, but you fark with the Cheerios and shiat will get real.


Seriously. You know how Cheerios is supposed to lower cholesterol? Well, that's only half-true. Apparently when you eat Cheerios none of that cholesterol truly disappears; it all gets stored in some sort of extra-dimensional cholesterol depository. Most of the time you'll never see it again, but every once in a while, if you offend the Cheerio spirits...it can come back.

/ Sounds like a really bad episode of The Twilight Zone
 
2012-08-15 01:07:21 PM
Am I the only one who thought that video was a parody?
 
2012-08-15 01:07:46 PM

BurnShrike: Died from a heart attack?

Maybe he should've done something to lower his cholesterol.

[naturalbias.com image 250x224]


That's Too Soon. funny. BUT too soon.
 
2012-08-15 01:07:59 PM

Codenamechaz: BurnShrike: Died from a heart attack?

Maybe he should've done something to lower his cholesterol.

[naturalbias.com image 250x224]

Now that's what I call delicious irony.


Well... irony, at least. Cheerios by themselves aren't that delicious.

/dildo in this time of loss
 
2012-08-15 01:08:19 PM

cameroncrazy1984: Isn't an "anti-gay marriage opponent" PRO gay marriage?


Indeed. I also came here to school subby on the use of double negation.
 
2012-08-15 01:08:21 PM

Nezorf: FTA: In a Facebook tribute, one of Leisner's nephews--a missionary in Costa Rica--wrote in Spanish that Leisner was as "bold as a lion of God," though some would remember him as "a flaming Elijah." Unfortunately, an English translation on the Facebook page mangled part of the tribute. "Please pray for the family of Mike to feel the spirit of God as dildo in this time of a loss," the Bing translation notes.


made me laugh... but seems inappropriate to post if this is a news source.

never quite figured it out, is TSG news or entertainment?
 
2012-08-15 01:08:45 PM
All the hate built up inside him... thats what killed him.

/Well Bye.
 
2012-08-15 01:09:01 PM
Ha-ha! "Consolador" = "dildo" . Nice jorb Bing translation!

Context, how does it work?
 
2012-08-15 01:09:15 PM
And according to the article. The facebook tribute to him included "dildo" due to a mistranslation
 
2012-08-15 01:09:18 PM
What's his Freerepublic.com handle?
 
2012-08-15 01:09:45 PM
"Please pray for the family of Mike to feel the spirit of God as dildo in this time of a loss,"



So God really is Mel Brooks?
 
2012-08-15 01:09:47 PM
Andy Kaufmann, is that you?
 
2012-08-15 01:09:54 PM

dabbletech: "anti-gay marriage opponent" = nonuninflammable


Hey, I have some furniture which is supposed to be nonuninflammable-proof.

/I think
//Confuzzled
 
2012-08-15 01:09:58 PM
Let he who has never lit a cereal company's lawn on fire to protest gayness cast the first stone.
 
2012-08-15 01:10:24 PM

DirkTheDaring: "Please pray for the family of Mike to feel the spirit of God as dildo in this time of a loss," the Bing translation notes.

You win this round, Bing.


Buggered by the Spirit of Dildo.

I guess the controls were set on "smite" rather than "vibrate."
 
2012-08-15 01:11:03 PM
Subby, you could have just said gay marriage opponent, or anti-gay marriage bigot, or traditional marriage supporter, or simply, bigot. Lots of choices there, and yet you chose one that means "gay marriage supporter", once you sort through the double negative.

Your command of the English language is inspiring to say the least.
 
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