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(The Raw Story)   In Romney's defense, he probably meant to order a jelly doughnut   (rawstory.com) divider line 106
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2012-08-15 02:48:18 PM  
At least he didn't claim to be a donut.
 
2012-08-15 02:49:01 PM  
Boston creme?
 
2012-08-15 02:49:20 PM  
But does he eat it with a knife and fork?
 
2012-08-15 02:50:13 PM  
Donahuenut?
 
2012-08-15 02:50:24 PM  
Krispy Kreme...mmmmmm
 
2012-08-15 02:50:41 PM  
I understand he is against gay marriage, but I'd think he could have come up with a better way to explain that.
 
2012-08-15 02:50:55 PM  
Cake in Mexico is different from Cake in Puerto Rico.

/The more you know
 
2012-08-15 02:51:27 PM  
That's okay. I once told a kid in Panama to go bath with God. Now I can't go back to Panama.
 
2012-08-15 02:51:51 PM  
i291.photobucket.com

MAGGOT!
 
2012-08-15 02:52:40 PM  

king_nacho: I understand he is against gay marriage, but I'd think he could have come up with a better way to explain that.


He doesn't like vaginas

YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!


/oreilly'd
 
2012-08-15 02:53:16 PM  
So THAT's what Buffalax meant when he captioned, "I put papaya there!" in the Benny Lava video!

Incidentally, if you want real papaya in Cuba, what do you ask for?
 
2012-08-15 02:53:43 PM  
his wife looks freaky...

/bleach blond
 
2012-08-15 02:54:17 PM  

destrip: So THAT's what Buffalax meant when he captioned, "I put papaya there!" in the Benny Lava video!

Incidentally, if you want real papaya in Cuba, what do you ask for?


Vagina.
 
2012-08-15 02:54:56 PM  
Whatta stoopid f*ckin' Mormon.
 
2012-08-15 02:55:08 PM  

destrip: Incidentally, if you want real papaya in Cuba, what do you ask for?


Better reading comprehension...

FTA: patrons at Cuban restaurants could save themselves a lot of embarrassment if they order "fruta bomba" when craving literal papaya.
 
2012-08-15 02:55:31 PM  

destrip: So THAT's what Buffalax meant when he captioned, "I put papaya there!" in the Benny Lava video!

Incidentally, if you want real papaya in Cuba, what do you ask for?


a taco
 
2012-08-15 02:56:23 PM  
Come on in papaya lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing papaya in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of papaya! This is a papaya blow out! Alright, we got white papaya, black papaya, spanish papaya, yellow papaya. We got hot papaya, cold papaya. We got wet papaya. We got smelly papaya. We got hairy papaya, bloody papaya. We got snapping papaya. We got silk papaya, velvet papaya, naugahyde papaya. We even got horse papaya, dog papaya, chicken papaya. C'mon, you want papaya, come on in papaya lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in papaya lovers! Attention papaya shoppers! Take advantage of our penny papaya sale! If you buy one piece of papaya at the regular price, you get another piece of papaya of equal or lesser value for only a penny! Try and beat papaya for a penny! If you can find cheaper papaya anywhere... fark it!
 
2012-08-15 02:56:42 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: But does he eat it with a knife and fork?


Well, hes Mormon, so... I'd guess he's never tasted peach-fish. Then again, I've heard he likes to sneak a diet coke in after work. He might be one of those crazy party Mormons.
 
2012-08-15 02:56:55 PM  
With a picture of what licking Ann Romney's vagina looks like.

www.rawstory.com
 
2012-08-15 02:57:20 PM  
I want to see a debate between Romney and Biden.

I don't care what they'd be debating; hell, I doubt they'd even know - I just want to witness it.
 
2012-08-15 02:58:31 PM  
I'm not a Romney fan, but this is why we get boring candidates. Even when they say the most bland and uninteresting answers possible, they get slammed as "OMG GAFFE!"
 
2012-08-15 02:58:33 PM  
He's Republican, why would he like papaya, they usually like pinga...
 
2012-08-15 02:58:33 PM  
i cant believe he went for vanilla. what a shock.
 
2012-08-15 02:59:10 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-15 02:59:10 PM  
"To be fair, in many languages (including English), pretty much ever word for fruit can be slang for 'vagina' if used with the right inflection"

Really?
 
2012-08-15 02:59:11 PM  
You know, it's the little differences. Like in Cuban whorehouses, they don't have vaginas. On account of the Communist system or something. I mean they have vaginias but they call them papayas.

Papayas! What do they call the fruit then?

I don't know. I didn't go to no grocery store.
 
2012-08-15 03:00:02 PM  
Most men like vagina... it's genetic.
 
2012-08-15 03:00:40 PM  

bdub77: With a picture of what licking Ann Romney's vagina looks like.

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]


Is Gov. Romney starting to resemble Gary Busey?
 
2012-08-15 03:00:41 PM  
Romney looks Nolte-ish in that pic.
 
2012-08-15 03:01:54 PM  
It's pronounced Papa-yeah, not Pa-Pie-Ya
 
2012-08-15 03:01:55 PM  
I don't care for Mittens, but this isn't new. How could he possibly know about Cuban slang?

/also likes vagina, but doesn't care for papaya.
 
2012-08-15 03:02:51 PM  
I like papaya. I like papaya, too.
 
2012-08-15 03:02:52 PM  

highbrow45: "To be fair, in many languages (including English), pretty much ever word for fruit can be slang for 'vagina' if used with the right inflection"

Really?


Came to say the same thing. I don't want anything to do with my wife's banana...
 
2012-08-15 03:03:06 PM  

bdub77: With a picture of what licking Ann Romney's vagina looks like.

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]


Christ he looks old and worn out in that picture. He almost looks pitiable, quite frankly.
 
2012-08-15 03:05:57 PM  
THESE liberals are so filthy minded that a clean word becomes dirty, just like when a female eats a hot dog the claim she is really licking dick.
SO when Iman in the white house eats dog does that mean he is a dog farker?
Is it a metaphor for wanting to suck ?
When he bends down low to kiss his kids ,is that "down low"?
Liberals see the end in sight.
It is coming faster than the queers can swallow.
first lady drank some water..."does she swallow or spit? LOL ha ha ha
STUPID
 
2012-08-15 03:06:07 PM  

bdub77: With a picture of what licking Ann Romney's vagina looks like.

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]


Ahh, she's a natural vanilla...
 
2012-08-15 03:06:36 PM  
I'd love some papaya for dessert...oh no! I'm a woman! Let me rephrase that Mr. waiter...I'd like some fruta bomba
 
2012-08-15 03:06:58 PM  
This isn't news- hell, it barely qualifies as Fark.
 
2012-08-15 03:08:46 PM  

destrip: So THAT's what Buffalax meant when he captioned, "I put papaya there!" in the Benny Lava video!

Incidentally, if you want real papaya in Cuba, what do you ask for?


Had you read the whole article and employed the reading comprehension skills taught by your publicly funded education you'd have read that folks down there ask for "fruta bomba", which really sounds far more lurid than papaya.
 
2012-08-15 03:08:56 PM  

swangoatman: THESE liberals are so filthy minded that a clean word becomes dirty, just like when a female eats a hot dog the claim she is really licking dick.
SO when Iman in the white house eats dog does that mean he is a dog farker?
Is it a metaphor for wanting to suck ?
When he bends down low to kiss his kids ,is that "down low"?
Liberals see the end in sight.
It is coming faster than the queers can swallow.
first lady drank some water..."does she swallow or spit? LOL ha ha ha
STUPID


Damn dude, stop being such a papaya...
 
2012-08-15 03:11:04 PM  

Tango_down: his wife looks freaky...

/bleach blond


i293.photobucket.com

Ann Romney seems to have a perpetual "Who farted y'all" expression on her face to me.

Why is the kid with the ice cream unhappy? That's weird. Who doesn't like ice cream?

Romney looks like a hapless dad from some lame sit-com in that shot.
 
2012-08-15 03:12:44 PM  
I was told a long time ago that "papaya" was "penis" in Puerto Rico. I didn't know it was "vagina" in Cuba. The more you know! I had heard "fruta bomba" was the safe word in PR.
 
2012-08-15 03:13:51 PM  
What about his hovercraft? Was it full of eels?
 
2012-08-15 03:14:27 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-08-15 03:14:43 PM  
thecryptojournalist.files.wordpress.com
Don't be facetious, Romney
 
2012-08-15 03:15:05 PM  

quatchi: Ann Romney seems to have a perpetual "Who farted y'all" expression on her face to me.


She always seems to have this "Why am I here with you people" expression, the smile that doesn't quite reach the eyes...
 
2012-08-15 03:15:18 PM  

GentDirkly: I was told a long time ago that "papaya" was "penis" in Puerto Rico. I didn't know it was "vagina" in Cuba. The more you know! I had heard "fruta bomba" was the safe word in PR.


Sounds like a Zen koan: "Does a papaya fit inside a papaya?"
 
2012-08-15 03:16:24 PM  
"Waiter, there's a hair on my papaya."
 
2012-08-15 03:17:48 PM  

quatchi: Tango_down: his wife looks freaky...


[i293.photobucket.com image 615x345]

Ann Romney seems to have a perpetual "Who farted y'all" expression on her face to me.

.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-15 03:18:17 PM  
Ich bin ein vagina?
 
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