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2012-08-15 12:10:33 PM
The writer sounds fat.
 
2012-08-15 12:15:45 PM
He's been writing about fitness for a while now.

Last month, he did Crossfit.

The general gist of all the articles is pretty typical snarky Gawker everything people do sucks claptrap.
 
2012-08-15 12:20:44 PM
Subby needs to work on his tongue-in-cheek exercises.
 
2012-08-15 12:21:31 PM
This reminds me, I have to re-start my p-90x. Again.
 
2012-08-15 12:36:16 PM
I lost about 30 pounds in 2-3 months with P90X. Notice that article does not say that it doesn't work. It's not promising a diet cure-all with 10 minutes a day of exercise. Each daily exercise is 60-90 minutes with a pretty straight-forward diet regimen. For me, the high cost was more palatable than a personal trainer, a gym membership and/or a ton of research. P90X is a beast to stick with though so I've moved on to less grueling exercise videos.
 
2012-08-15 12:44:53 PM
I heard he instructs free workouts for Congressional members in the gym. I wonder who all attends.

I'm sure he'll just be blasted by the left-wing, lamestream media the same way they go after Michelle Obama, though, right?

Fitness and nutrition = snobbery.
 
2012-08-15 12:45:13 PM
Do people realize there is a P90 program that preceded P90X? I only ask because P90X is all anyone ever talks about and Tony Horton recommends doing the P90 program first
 
2012-08-15 12:57:58 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Do people realize there is a P90 program that preceded P90X? I only ask because P90X is all anyone ever talks about and Tony Horton recommends doing the P90 program first


People only ever talk about P90X because it sells a lot. Most people that buy it probably aren't in the minimum amount of shape suggested to start the program. There's even a workout test to gauge if you are eligible. I didn't pass the test and I still got plenty out of it. I'm on Power 90 now and I don't think it's quite as well-developed but it is easier.
 
2012-08-15 12:58:00 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Subby needs to work on his tongue-in-cheek exercises.


Sure, it's tongue-in-cheek... but it's unfunny tongue-in-cheek.
 
2012-08-15 12:58:20 PM
oh for Christ sake

*you'renothelping* pic
 
2012-08-15 12:58:29 PM
Gawker used to be a cauldron of world class snark.

Then they buttfarked the entire commenting system, twice.

Now it has the commenting quality of Youtube.
 
2012-08-15 12:59:10 PM
So the only way I can live in a society not full of fat chicks is to embrace fascism?

Well ... then ...
HEIL HITLER!

/though I prefer the slavic flavors of fascism because the girls are much better looking
//does the Insanity workout
///just started phase 2
////everytime I finish a workout I am almost overwhelmed by the desire to commit genocide
 
2012-08-15 01:01:50 PM
Nice reach, subs.
 
2012-08-15 01:04:57 PM
P90X is awesome. Tony Horton is awesome.

That is all.
 
2012-08-15 01:05:00 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Subby needs to work on his tongue-in-cheek exercises.


Democrats need to learn how to be funny then.
 
2012-08-15 01:05:13 PM
All the article is saying is that you can get the benefits of P90X without paying out the nose for it. (Calling it "fascist" is a bit over the top, I'll concede, but everyone loves hyperbole, right?)

So I'm guessing subby is a Repbulican shill. Why is he against being bootstrappy and doing it on your own rather than by means of an expensive set of DVDs? Wake me when you guys start making some sense.
 
2012-08-15 01:08:59 PM
I love P90X and I'm almost done with my second round of it. It definitely isn't for everyone, though (I'm looking at you, lazy fatties). Plus, if you can exercise 60-90 minutes a day and eat right by yourself, you don't need it. It's just a motivational tool when all is said and done. But cheaper than a personal trainer and gym membership...
 
2012-08-15 01:10:15 PM
Sorry subby, but they're just getting started. From here to the convention it'll be playful, silly stories like this. Afterward, the Death Star will be fully operational and Ryan will be remembered as Palin 2.0.

But look on the bright side, at least he'll get his own Fox News show out of it.
 
2012-08-15 01:10:36 PM
If it'll scrub my Twitter feed of half-sentences proclaiming what exercises have just been done, I'm all for it.
 
2012-08-15 01:14:14 PM
Currently doing p90x for the third time. It's tough. And it works.
 
2012-08-15 01:15:48 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Do people realize there is a P90 program that preceded P90X? I only ask because P90X is all anyone ever talks about and Tony Horton recommends doing the P90 program first


Why should I take the word of some Canadian donut maker about fitness? Give me a double-double and a maple bar and shut up.
 
2012-08-15 01:16:35 PM

Needlessly Complicated: All the article is saying is that you can get the benefits of P90X without paying out the nose for it. (Calling it "fascist" is a bit over the top, I'll concede, but everyone loves hyperbole, right?)

So I'm guessing subby is a Repbulican shill. Why is he against being bootstrappy and doing it on your own rather than by means of an expensive set of DVDs? Wake me when you guys start making some sense.


Subby has a legitimate point. There's tons of stuff to attack Ryan on. This article is just unfunny sniping at P90X because Ryan does it, which is a little ridiculous.

It's not like he's skipping vaccinations or using one of those magnetic harmonics bracelets and claiming health benefits. Ryan works out doing something that's pretty hard-core cardio. Good for him. He's probably going to outlive most of us if he keeps it up, which bodes poorly for the country but I'm not going to begrudge him longevity because he takes better care of himself than I do.
 
2012-08-15 01:26:01 PM
So the other day I started cycle 2 of p90x. My roommate, who did most of half of part of the first cycle with me, walked through the room just as I was beginning overhead presses. Out of nowhere, he stops, gets this evil look in his eye and screams "fark YOU TONY HORTON!" and runs back to his room and shuts the door.

Did Tony jump out of my TV and touch him at night or something? o.O
 
2012-08-15 01:30:14 PM

palelizard: Needlessly Complicated: All the article is saying is that you can get the benefits of P90X without paying out the nose for it. (Calling it "fascist" is a bit over the top, I'll concede, but everyone loves hyperbole, right?)

So I'm guessing subby is a Repbulican shill. Why is he against being bootstrappy and doing it on your own rather than by means of an expensive set of DVDs? Wake me when you guys start making some sense.

Subby has a legitimate point. There's tons of stuff to attack Ryan on. This article is just unfunny sniping at P90X because Ryan does it, which is a little ridiculous.

It's not like he's skipping vaccinations or using one of those magnetic harmonics bracelets and claiming health benefits. Ryan works out doing something that's pretty hard-core cardio. Good for him. He's probably going to outlive most of us if he keeps it up, which bodes poorly for the country but I'm not going to begrudge him longevity because he takes better care of himself than I do.


He's not attacking Ryan, except to mention him as an aside. Paul Ryan was a convenient excuse to slag on P90X, which seems to be part of an occasional series on why your exercise program sucks.
 
2012-08-15 01:31:56 PM
And you don't need to go to college when you can get wikipedia for free.
 
2012-08-15 01:31:57 PM
Some people jog in very hot weather. I question their sanity.
 
2012-08-15 01:35:43 PM
Wait, P90X? North Korea is back on the air? Where's the pile-up?
 
2012-08-15 01:36:55 PM
I find working out tough at this time of year due to the fact that the workout room is like a constant 30 celcius. But I am making progress. Can't stand those workout videos; I prefer to watch tv shows on DVD while working out.
 
2012-08-15 01:37:13 PM
Oh yeah? That's nothing compared to the shiatstorm that's going to be kicked up over navig's handiwork:

i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-15 01:39:29 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Do people realize there is a P90 program that preceded P90X? I only ask because P90X is all anyone ever talks about and Tony Horton recommends doing the P90 program first


I've done P90 regular. I like it over P90x because a 25-30 minute workout is a lot easier to fit into my schedule than the P90X 45-60 minute workout. That plus it's the easier one to ease into when you're horrendously out of shape. My only beef with it was that it gets extremely boring. At least with P90X you have, what, 6 programs that cycle through, vs the 2 programs of P90.

But yeah, everybody is gaga over P90X, but I noticed results from just P90.

/someday I'll get back to it and stop being so lazy
 
2012-08-15 01:42:31 PM

MadSkillz: I find working out tough at this time of year due to the fact that the workout room is like a constant 30 celcius. But I am making progress. Can't stand those workout videos; I prefer to watch tv shows on DVD while working out.


I like to go outside when i do cardio. I live in Florida and i have a dog that loves to run with me, i might as well enjoy the good weather before the torrential rains come later in the afternoon. and yes,

AMonkey'sUncle: Some people jog in very hot weather. I question their sanity.


I had to learn the lesson that running in Georgia at noon is not the same as going for a run in Florida at noon. I accidentally got my little black lab a bad sunburn on her back the first month i lived here. She's since recovered and learned to stay inside a little more in her new home.

That being said, P90X is great for people who can get into it. If you can follow the plan and the structure it can give you a basis into a healthier life. I will never reject the validity of something that requires no surgery, no crash diet , encourages people to move on a daily basis, and has nothing truly harmful beyond putting a shiny brand name on normal exercises. More power to you if that's what got you motivated to change your life for the better. P90X Bros - you do your thing, imma do me.
 
2012-08-15 01:46:04 PM

beta_plus: So the only way I can live in a society not full of fat chicks is to embrace fascism?

Well ... then ...
HEIL HITLER!

/though I prefer the slavic flavors of fascism because the girls are much better looking
//does the Insanity workout
///just started phase 2
////everytime I finish a workout I am almost overwhelmed by the desire to commit genocide


Wow, that article was angrier'n all-get-out. It sounded fat...

Slavic gals are the best in any event. Favorited.
 
2012-08-15 01:52:19 PM
I'm pretty well convinced at this point that nobody who ever paid anything in the name of being taught fitness ever got fit outside sports or Hollywood.

If you can't get it done with a set of dumbbells, a pair of running shoes and any one or more of the countless free workout plans available on the internet, it's not happening because you didn't really want to do it in the first place.

What any of this has to do with Paul Ryan, I do not know.

/ not fit
 
2012-08-15 01:56:31 PM
Wow. Hipster assholes write snarky articles and post them on the internet. Who knew?
 
2012-08-15 01:58:15 PM

Lumpmoose: I lost about 30 pounds in 2-3 months with P90X. Notice that article does not say that it doesn't work. It's not promising a diet cure-all with 10 minutes a day of exercise. Each daily exercise is 60-90 minutes with a pretty straight-forward diet regimen. For me, the high cost was more palatable than a personal trainer, a gym membership and/or a ton of research. P90X is a beast to stick with though so I've moved on to less grueling exercise videos.


I lost 65 bounds in 6 months and it didn't cost me $120 or a personal trainer. It's still off, I still go to the gym religiously for over 2 years now, and I eat normaly.

I think that was the author's point, you don't need a P90X type program, which ironically, I watch the infomercials in the gym at 6AM with all the other non P90Xrs, you just need to know how to excersize...and continually do it.
 
2012-08-15 01:59:12 PM
Insanity>P90X
 
2012-08-15 02:00:23 PM

All2morrowsparTs: I lost 65 bounds in 6 months and it didn't cost me $120 or a personal trainer. It's still off, I still go to the gym religiously for over 2 years now, and I eat normaly.


Sooo... you go to the free gym?
 
2012-08-15 02:02:57 PM

JerseyTim: All2morrowsparTs: I lost 65 bounds in 6 months and it didn't cost me $120 or a personal trainer. It's still off, I still go to the gym religiously for over 2 years now, and I eat normaly.

Sooo... you go to the free gym?


Practically...I have one at work but I got in very cheap contract a long time ago that my gym dues are minor.
Plus I don't need use a DVD to do my work out or wake up my wife at 5AM.
 
2012-08-15 02:03:48 PM

Dogfacedgod: Insanity>P90X


I have pondered giving that a try. I think after completing p90x three times, I will be in *almost* good enough shape to begin insanity.
 
2012-08-15 02:09:01 PM

JerseyTim: Last month, he did Crossfit.


Did you catch NFL kicker Chris Kluwe troll the sh*t out of this columnist over crossfit? It's the top comment under the article you originally linked.

Bungles: Gawker used to be a cauldron of world class snark.

Then they buttfarked the entire commenting system, twice.

Now it has the commenting quality of Youtube.


Agreed, except the youtube part. There was nothing wrong with their network (I liked Lifehacker best), and they just farked it eight ways from Sunday. Worse, they did it with a supreme arrogance that really puts Drew's "You'll get over it" in proper perspective. Also, Fark was still usable after his major revision. Navigating Gawker, et al these days is like masturbating with sandpaper. You can do it, but good lord why?

But the writing itself has simply turned catty and b*tchy where it used to be some fairly epic snark. That's another reason the comment community over there has gone from one of the internet's most amusing to just plain annoying.
 
2012-08-15 02:14:11 PM

dickfreckle: That's another reason the comment community over there has gone from one of the internet's most amusing to just plain annoying.


For every 1 good lifehacker article , 5 shiatty Jezebel articles are released.
 
2012-08-15 02:22:53 PM

Bungles: Gawker used to be a cauldron of world class snark.

Then they buttfarked the entire commenting system, twice.

Now it has the commenting quality of Youtube.


I disagree.

/I think they bukkake'd the commenting system.
 
2012-08-15 02:24:37 PM

the_rev: Dogfacedgod: Insanity>P90X

I have pondered giving that a try. I think after completing p90x three times, I will be in *almost* good enough shape to begin insanity.


I started Insanity while in horribad shape. It has kicked my arse and gotten me to a much better place than I've ever been. Now, I still might not be able to make it through all the sets, but I much prefer it to P90X.

I'm young and stupid though, and am at much lower risk of something catastrophic happening because I'm pushing that hard after so many years of being a couch potato. If I was older, I probably would have started with P90.
 
2012-08-15 02:24:51 PM
Don't they know people in the P90X videos have also been in porn? Are republicans finally endorsing porn??

/German potato soup
 
2012-08-15 02:31:58 PM

Gone to Plaid: /German potato soup


Best part of the series...?

/That chick was TINY
 
2012-08-15 02:33:33 PM

Gone to Plaid: /German potato soup


No way! What's her stage name?
 
2012-08-15 02:48:54 PM

Expolaris: MadSkillz: I find working out tough at this time of year due to the fact that the workout room is like a constant 30 celcius. But I am making progress. Can't stand those workout videos; I prefer to watch tv shows on DVD while working out.

I like to go outside when i do cardio. I live in Florida and i have a dog that loves to run with me, i might as well enjoy the good weather before the torrential rains come later in the afternoon. and yes,

AMonkey'sUncle: Some people jog in very hot weather. I question their sanity.

I had to learn the lesson that running in Georgia at noon is not the same as going for a run in Florida at noon. I accidentally got my little black lab a bad sunburn on her back the first month i lived here. She's since recovered and learned to stay inside a little more in her new home.

That being said, P90X is great for people who can get into it. If you can follow the plan and the structure it can give you a basis into a healthier life. I will never reject the validity of something that requires no surgery, no crash diet , encourages people to move on a daily basis, and has nothing truly harmful beyond putting a shiny brand name on normal exercises. More power to you if that's what got you motivated to change your life for the better. P90X Bros - you do your thing, imma do me.


You make a very good point. I think the whole bring up the P90X is because RR has no substance, so they need this filler when talking about their campaign.

That is all.
 
2012-08-15 02:49:04 PM

Gone to Plaid: Don't they know people in the P90X videos have also been in porn? Are republicans finally endorsing porn??

/German potato soup


Huh?
 
2012-08-15 02:50:10 PM

liam76: Huh?


You'd have to go through the series (shoulders and arms, I think?)
 
2012-08-15 02:51:44 PM

Edward Rooney Dean of Students: liam76: Huh?

You'd have to go through the series (shoulders and arms, I think?)


It's in the cool down section on one of the week1 classic videos. And yes, I would hit it.
 
2012-08-15 02:53:56 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Gone to Plaid: /German potato soup

No way! What's her stage name?


I'm pretty sure it's her P90X name.

/Mauren?
 
2012-08-15 02:54:35 PM

Edward Rooney Dean of Students: liam76: Huh?

You'd have to go through the series (shoulders and arms, I think?)


Haha I loved that chick.

"It hurtssss"

"In a good way! She means that in a good way!"
 
2012-08-15 02:58:34 PM
I will take the occassional stroll between dinner and the evening's first scotch. There I will reflect on the ineffable richness of my life.

/you people are bonkers
 
2012-08-15 03:03:35 PM
Who's a fiscal conservative now, biatch?

[ilol'd]
 
2012-08-15 03:07:54 PM

MAYORBOB: Oh yeah? That's nothing compared to the shiatstorm that's going to be kicked up over navig's handiwork:

[i171.photobucket.com image 720x634]


I'd like to take credit for that pic but it was stolen...
 
2012-08-15 03:09:51 PM

Gone to Plaid: Don't they know people in the P90X videos have also been in porn? Are republicans finally endorsing porn??

/German potato soup


Yeah but it's soft core gay porn

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-08-15 03:10:43 PM
Is it okay for me to sit there and read an ebook on my ereader while using a recumbent bike for an hour? The effort doesn't really seem to be growing muscle, just processing calories through movement.

We have a weight bench but I prefer having a spotter yet simultaneously prefer being alone when i work out lest I have to hear comments like "Why do you watch this shiat while working out?"
 
2012-08-15 03:13:25 PM
http://www.fitbomb.com/2010/07/marens- into-more-than-just-german.html? m=1

For those that are curious
 
2012-08-15 03:14:20 PM

Edward Rooney Dean of Students: liam76: Huh?

You'd have to go through the series (shoulders and arms, I think?)


I only did the plyo and yoga.
 
2012-08-15 03:18:32 PM

Kanemano: Yeah but it's soft core gay porn


There goes most of my interest.
 
2012-08-15 03:19:37 PM

liam76: I only did the plyo and yoga.


Do the manly ones, the chicks are cuter (some of them, at least).
 
2012-08-15 03:28:54 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Kanemano: Yeah but it's soft core gay porn

There goes most of my interest.


Follow my link above...you wont be disappoint.
 
2012-08-15 03:34:57 PM

Gone to Plaid: http://www.fitbomb.com/2010/07/marens- into-more-than-just-german.html? m=1

For those that are curious


added to my list of things I learned today.
 
2012-08-15 04:07:30 PM

Kanemano: Gone to Plaid: http://www.fitbomb.com/2010/07/marens- into-more-than-just-german.html? m=1

For those that are curious

added to my list of things I learned today.


Wow... just wow. I will never look at Maren the same way again.
 
2012-08-15 04:30:29 PM

the_rev: Wow... just wow. I will never look at Maren the same way again.


No kidding. Her filmography is...long.
 
2012-08-15 04:43:19 PM
Sure, Gawker is PMS in blog form, but, subby, they've barely scratched the surface of the material available for Ryan verbal beatdowns.
 
2012-08-15 05:16:21 PM
Which farker posted this in their comments?

I'VE BEEN DOING PS90 FOR ABOUT 74 YEARS NOW EVER SINCE AN ADVANCED ALIEN RACE NOTICED MY INCREDIBLE LEVELS OF MAX PWNAGE ON ONLINE GAMEPLAY FOR CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS AND TOOK ME TO A NEIGHBORING GALAXY TO TEACH THEIR STAR RECRUITS ADVANCING SKILLS IN SNIPING GRIEFING AND CALLING EVERYBODY F****T. SINCE I CLEANSED THEIR STAR SYSTEMS OF ALL NOOBS I WAS HURTLED FORWARD IN TIME HUNDREDS OF YEARS IN A BLACK-GRAVITY VORTEX SO THAT I COULD PLAY NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT NEXT GENERATION ZELDA GAMES (THEY farkING SUCK BY THE WAY) AND COMPETE AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF ASTRO-TEMPORAL GAMEPLAY USING TELEPATHY TO INSTANTLY GRIEF HUGE QUEERS WHO HAVE PATHETIC SHOOTER RATIOS, KEEP TRYING TO PLAY AS MEDICS AND SUCK HELLA BALLS. PS90 IS NOT FOR EVERYONE BUT THANKS TO ADVANCED LOW-G MEATSPACE CONSOLING I HAVE MANAGED TO CUT DOWN TO ONLY 16 PINTS OF GAMER FUEL PER DAY AND SHREDDED TOTALLY GROSS NASTY ONES INSIDE CONTAINED ATMOSPHERIC ENVIRONMENTS. MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES IN CANADA AND YOU DON'T KNOW HER

PS I HAVE HAD SEX WITH A FOLD IN MY OWN STOMACH
 
2012-08-15 05:36:04 PM

Gone to Plaid: antidisestablishmentarianism: Kanemano: Yeah but it's soft core gay porn

There goes most of my interest.

Follow my link above...you wont be disappoint.


Holy hell! I expected one or two but she's been in the game since like 1989.
 
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