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(Consumer Product Safety)   Attention morons: Bumbo will give you a free seat belt so that you can feel safe in ignoring the warning labels and common sense that dictate that you not leave your baby unattended on a countertop   (cpsc.gov) divider line 10
    More: Stupid, Bumbo, warning labels, skull fracture, seat belts  
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2012-08-15 04:08:39 PM
2 votes:
blatz514: It's called television

Thank god. Didn't want a stupid thing like a baby cutting into my drinkin' time.
2012-08-15 01:10:52 PM
2 votes:
You know who else didn't like Bumpo?

i48.tinypic.com

Magua, that's who.
2012-08-15 12:50:19 PM
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Let me stick my wiggly baby into that slippery piece of plastic with no strap. Oh, I'd better set them on the countertop too, so I can keep an eye on them.

...

How did my baby wind up on the floor?


How is babby crippled?
2012-08-15 04:27:30 PM
1 votes:

Nexzus: BurnShrike: SumoJeb: I've been wondering why Craigslist and Kijiji has been flooded with used ones of these for sale. Makes sense now.. mothers be cray.

Pick 'em up cheap then. Used properly, these seats are amazing.

For some babies, I guess. We use cloth diapers, and we've got a big boy anyway, so we had trouble getting his chunky little thighs through the leg openings and then even more difficulty getting his big ass with diaper into the seat. He just seemed so constricted in there. For sitting practice, we just used a large body pillow folded into a V behind him, and of course us in front of him.

Luckily, the store had a good return policy.



So, what is the restocking fee on a big baby?
2012-08-15 04:15:55 PM
1 votes:

assjuice: What moron could look at those pieces of shiat and think they were a good idea? You really think someone from a third world shiat hole had a groundbreaking new idea? The inlaws gave us one and it went (unused) in the next garage sale. It is like the crocs of baby seats.


What moron wouldn't look at that seat and think, that is farking genius as long as you stop using it before the kid is big enough to knock it over.

oh, nevermind.
2012-08-15 04:02:51 PM
1 votes:
My daughter hates the stupid thing anyway. Maybe this strap would finally let me get some use out of it.
2012-08-15 03:31:28 PM
1 votes:
Attention "morons" ??

Submitter, why can't you get a brain and learn to spell!

0.tqn.com
2012-08-15 03:31:02 PM
1 votes:
PROBLEM SOLVED!!
thumbpress.com
/stupid farkers.
// is there *anything * it *can't* do??
2012-08-15 03:29:47 PM
1 votes:
What kind of pajamas was the injured baby wearing? I don't know, they had Yodas and shiat on them!
2012-08-15 12:03:35 PM
1 votes:
You mean the Bumbo chair doesn't turn my baby into a Weeble?
 
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