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(Consumer Product Safety)   Attention morons: Bumbo will give you a free seat belt so that you can feel safe in ignoring the warning labels and common sense that dictate that you not leave your baby unattended on a countertop   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Bumbo, warning labels, skull fracture, seat belts  
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4066 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Aug 2012 at 3:25 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-15 03:29:47 PM  
1 vote:
What kind of pajamas was the injured baby wearing? I don't know, they had Yodas and shiat on them!
2012-08-15 03:13:47 PM  
1 vote:
If your baby big enough to maneuver out of that seat, then they don't need the seat. What they *can* do is lean this way and that and turn it over (with them in it) easily. Basically, that strap isn't going to do shiat.

If anything, need to extend the base at the back. That is the easiest way for them to fall out of it (backwards). My son only went in it when we were all sitting down for something and he was never out of arms reach (we really didn't use it much). As soon as he could sit up on his own, we never used it again. These accidents seem to happen because mom or dad need to do something and they stuck the kid in the seat up on the counter while they cleaned house or prepared dinner or something.
2012-08-15 12:50:19 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: Let me stick my wiggly baby into that slippery piece of plastic with no strap. Oh, I'd better set them on the countertop too, so I can keep an eye on them.


How did my baby wind up on the floor?

How is babby crippled?
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