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(Uproxx)   Awkward: Watch The Miami Dolphins Cut Chad Johnson On HBO's 'Hard Knocks'   (uproxx.com) divider line 56
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2012-08-15 12:25:34 PM
I hate reality tv.
 
Bf+
2012-08-15 12:26:19 PM
Ocho Stinko
 
2012-08-15 12:28:51 PM
What happened is sad, really, because a lot of people, from following Ocho's twitter, just thought he was all about having fun, and seemed like a generally good guy.

This undoes any goodwill he had. It's a shame.
 
2012-08-15 12:29:14 PM
ochenta y seis'd
 
2012-08-15 12:31:26 PM
why isn't this on the sports tab?... Oh yeaaaahhhh
 
2012-08-15 12:31:41 PM
It's ok, no huge loss. We have Brian Hartline.


/ohwaityoureseriousletmelaughevenhard er.jpg
 
2012-08-15 12:38:20 PM

Nothing To See Here: ochenta y seis'd


Very Nice!
 
2012-08-15 12:38:48 PM
As a lifelong Dolphins fan....

Good!
 
2012-08-15 12:42:39 PM
Something tells me that goes down a lot differently if it isn't being filmed.


Oh and very funny mod, after all the biatching about wrestling threads belonging in the entertainment tab, you throw something NFL related in here.
 
2012-08-15 12:44:02 PM
Didn't he say something about doing p0rn if he didn't make the cut?
 
2012-08-15 12:48:20 PM
This was too awkward for me to watch.
 
2012-08-15 12:54:40 PM
I just started liking the dude about two weeks ago. Shortest turn around for douchiness in a while.
 
2012-08-15 12:59:53 PM
FTF..."Then, 41 days into his matrimonial bliss, Chad Johnson got caught creepin' when his wife found a condom receipt."

"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'"

/Rest in peace Mitch
 
2012-08-15 01:09:55 PM

Expolaris: Mitch


http://www.brianmulholland.net/mitch.html
 
2012-08-15 01:13:53 PM
lol awkwarrrrrrrd
 
2012-08-15 01:14:39 PM

consider this: Something tells me that goes down a lot differently if it isn't being filmed.


Oh and very funny mod, after all the biatching about wrestling threads belonging in the entertainment tab, you throw something NFL related in here.


There's a thread concerning the cut in the Sports tab. Anything regarding reality TV should go to this tab or be redlit (despises reality TV).
 
2012-08-15 01:24:04 PM
To be honest, if Chad was years younger, he would have not been cut.

Earlier in the episode he dropped a pass he should have caught, and was at times having a problem shaking the CB. Chad has to deal with the fact that his glory years are over and needs to focus now on his post-playing day career because even if he does get a chance to play this year, he will be forced out due to his deteriorating ability soon.
 
2012-08-15 01:25:52 PM
farking biatches...

www.harrisonline.com
 
2012-08-15 01:37:54 PM

MattyFridays: This undoes any goodwill he had. It's a shame.


I felt sorry for his "wife" dumping him, she saw the paychecks had disappeared, and it was adios, baybay.
Next relationship, honeypie, don't stir up shiat.
 
2012-08-15 01:48:48 PM

Barry McCackiner: This was too awkward for me to watch.


Still nothing compared to Antonio Cromarte strugging to remember his kids' names and/or ages.
 
2012-08-15 01:56:45 PM
sucks i actually was hoping for him to have a comeback. guess he will end up doing porn after all
 
2012-08-15 02:08:09 PM

Kurmudgeon: MattyFridays: This undoes any goodwill he had. It's a shame.

I felt sorry for his "wife" dumping him, she saw the paychecks had disappeared, and it was adios, baybay.
Next relationship, honeypie, don't stir up shiat.


His wife dumped him after he busted her head open. Are you saying it's her fault he did?
 
2012-08-15 02:09:59 PM
As a resident of Cincinnati...

imokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-08-15 02:23:22 PM

tattedupgirl: Kurmudgeon: MattyFridays: This undoes any goodwill he had. It's a shame.

I felt sorry for his "wife" dumping him, she saw the paychecks had disappeared, and it was adios, baybay.
Next relationship, honeypie, don't stir up shiat.

His wife dumped him after he busted her head open. Are you saying it's her fault he did?


Who told her to have such a fragile head.

/aisle seat please.
 
2012-08-15 02:50:25 PM

mjohnson71: Barry McCackiner: This was too awkward for me to watch.

Still nothing compared to Antonio Cromarte strugging to remember his kids' names and/or ages.


Hahaha classic moment!
 
2012-08-15 03:25:24 PM
Looks like HBO has already had all the videos taken down. It's a shame, I really wanted to see it but not enough to watch their worthless channel.
 
2012-08-15 03:41:33 PM
i.usatoday.net

No, not yours.

If you would have put the same effort into football you did into attention whorring, you might just have Chad. You now have to deal with that when you look in the mirror for the rest of your life.
 
2012-08-15 04:03:05 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Looks like HBO has already had all the videos taken down. It's a shame, I really wanted to see it but not enough to watch their worthless channel.


Yep, HBO and their 8 billion awards for their programming are totally worthless.
 
2012-08-15 04:04:48 PM
This is way too many farking reality TV shows for one story.
 
2012-08-15 04:04:50 PM

ModernPrimitive01: Looks like HBO has already had all the videos taken down. It's a shame, I really wanted to see it but not enough to watch their worthless channel.


Yea, other than Game of Thrones, The Wire, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Rome and Band of Brothers what has HBO ever made that was good.
 
2012-08-15 04:08:43 PM
mjohnson71: Barry McCackiner: This was too awkward for me to watch.

Still nothing compared to Antonio Cromarte strugging to remember his kids' names and/or ages.


Searching for that, lead me to this:

24.media.tumblr.com

"Come at me, bro".
 
2012-08-15 04:13:24 PM

ZMugg: mjohnson71: Barry McCackiner: This was too awkward for me to watch.

Still nothing compared to Antonio Cromarte strugging to remember his kids' names and/or ages.

Searching for that, lead me to this:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 194x243]

"Come at me, bro".


What the fark. I want to look away. But....holy shiat.
 
2012-08-15 04:14:15 PM

Carth: Yea, other than Game of Thrones, The Wire, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Rome and Band of Brothers what has HBO ever made that was good.


Generation Kill
The Pacific
Carnivale
Conspiracy
John Adams
Big Love
Lucky Louie
From the earth to the moon
The kids in the hall
Fraggle rock
Flight of the concords
Curb your enthusiasm
Eastbound and down
Various documentaries

And a whole bunch of other shows that I can't think of right now.
 
2012-08-15 04:15:35 PM

Carth: ModernPrimitive01: Looks like HBO has already had all the videos taken down. It's a shame, I really wanted to see it but not enough to watch their worthless channel.

Yea, other than Game of Thrones, The Wire, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Rome and Band of Brothers what has HBO ever made that was good.


Just finished The Wire. Damn fine show. Having withdrawal right now. Bunk is the man.
 
2012-08-15 04:20:30 PM
He has a dumb name.
 
2012-08-15 04:24:58 PM

FitzShivering: ZMugg: mjohnson71: Barry McCackiner: This was too awkward for me to watch.

Still nothing compared to Antonio Cromarte strugging to remember his kids' names and/or ages.

Searching for that, lead me to this:

[24.media.tumblr.com image 194x243]

"Come at me, bro".

What the fark. I want to look away. But....holy shiat.


Weird, aint it.
 
2012-08-15 04:27:48 PM

tattedupgirl: His wife dumped him after he busted her head open. Are you saying it's her fault he did?


I have no idea. Hitting people in general is not cool. As a somewhat old-fashioned dude of course I think hitting women is even more uncool. He doesn't get a break from me if he did it. HOWEVER... this particular women seems to have no problem whatsoever visiting violence on other people over petty matters so I'm not not going to pretend I'm all offended when she gets a little back. I haven't heard of other instances of Chad Johnson being abusive - she on the other hand seems to get in a physical altercation every few weeks. Chad may well be in the wrong here - but I'm not necessarily gonna take her word for it.
 
2012-08-15 04:29:41 PM

ModernPrimitive01: their worthless channel.



You're either an idiot or a troll.

In recent memory, the only worthless thing HBO has done is the show "Girls".

Also:

Bring back "The Life and Times of Tim"!
 
2012-08-15 04:37:14 PM

consider this: Carth: Yea, other than Game of Thrones, The Wire, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Rome and Band of Brothers what has HBO ever made that was good.

Generation Kill
The Pacific
Carnivale
Conspiracy
John Adams
Big Love
Lucky Louie
From the earth to the moon
The kids in the hall
Fraggle rock
Flight of the concords
Curb your enthusiasm
Eastbound and down
Various documentaries

And a whole bunch of other shows that I can't think of right now.


Two from my childhood (that I shouldn't have been watching):
1st and 10
Dream On
 
2012-08-15 04:38:41 PM

Barry McCackiner: mjohnson71: Barry McCackiner: This was too awkward for me to watch.

Still nothing compared to Antonio Cromarte strugging to remember his kids' names and/or ages.

Hahaha classic moment!


It should be amusing to watch him go broke within two years of retiring. Apparently it wasn't enough to have two kids with his wife, now she's pregnant with twins, on top of the 8 children he has with 7 other women. I know football players aren't exactly rocket scientists, but Jesus Christ, is using a condom really that goddamn difficult a concept? I haven't got an ounce of pity for any of these fools.
 
2012-08-15 04:54:18 PM

Quiefenburger: Carth: ModernPrimitive01: Looks like HBO has already had all the videos taken down. It's a shame, I really wanted to see it but not enough to watch their worthless channel.

Yea, other than Game of Thrones, The Wire, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Rome and Band of Brothers what has HBO ever made that was good.

Just finished The Wire. Damn fine show. Having withdrawal right now. Bunk is the man.


I wanted to party with Bunk and McNulty.
 
2012-08-15 05:21:08 PM

Pants_Optional: consider this: Carth: Yea, other than Game of Thrones, The Wire, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Rome and Band of Brothers what has HBO ever made that was good.



Dream On


Yes, thanks for mentioning that. Great.
 
2012-08-15 05:30:14 PM

malaktaus: Apparently it wasn't enough to have two kids with his wife, now she's pregnant with twins, on top of the 8 children he has with 7 other women. I know football players aren't exactly rocket scientists, but Jesus Christ, is using a condom really that goddamn difficult a concept? I haven't got an ounce of pity for any of these fools.


I have an ounce of pity for any man that unintentionally gets someone pregnant. Could happen to just about anyone. But yeah, when you start nearing double digits of unintentional children you really are just too stupid to be walking around.
 
2012-08-15 06:01:41 PM

Embden.Meyerhof: Dream On


I have no recollection at all of that show. Really strange since it ran for 6 seasons.
 
2012-08-15 07:10:47 PM
In a cruel twist, it also happened to be the season that HBO's Hard Knocks was filming the Miami Dolphins, so not only did Johnson get fired, he got fired on camera for all the world to see. It was an awkward exchange, but there were no histrionics. It's clear Johnson saw it coming, but he tries to flail off the hook for a few minutes before letting the hammer come down.
HBO must be giddy.
Here's the video of Johnson getting fired, in full.


Oh boy, that's what I want to see--humiliation, despair, and getting fired, all put on tape for a farking reality show. I don't even know who this guy is, I can spare watching him go though that. I'm sure I have better things to do. I don't think my dog's leg is totally broken yet, let me go kick him some more.
 
2012-08-15 07:21:52 PM
Didn't HBO do the Larry Sanders Show?
 
2012-08-16 12:02:20 AM

sfmission: Didn't HBO do the Larry Sanders Show?


Yes
 
2012-08-16 12:26:12 AM
Because of Kim Kardashian, I am thinking that this is all one big publicity stunt.
 
2012-08-16 02:34:26 AM

Carth: ModernPrimitive01: Looks like HBO has already had all the videos taken down. It's a shame, I really wanted to see it but not enough to watch their worthless channel.

Yea, other than Game of Thrones, The Wire, Deadwood, Boardwalk Empire, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Rome and Band of Brothers what has HBO ever made that was good.


You're forgetting The Newsroom
 
2012-08-16 08:43:46 AM

tattedupgirl: Kurmudgeon: MattyFridays: This undoes any goodwill he had. It's a shame.

I felt sorry for his "wife" dumping him, she saw the paychecks had disappeared, and it was adios, baybay.
Next relationship, honeypie, don't stir up shiat.

His wife dumped him after he busted her head open. Are you saying it's her fault he did?


On her BBW show, Evelyn was an absolute animal, no class, no dignity, pure ghetto trash. She rubs on any pro athlete so she doesn't have to work but to have gobs of money to spend. They both are famewhores who have sold out for reality TV. I read somewhere that she launched an attack on him first because she found condoms in his wallet.
 
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