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(USA Today)   Not content with being Bubba's new girlfriend, Jerry Sandusky is writing a new book in prison. Title suggestions to the right   ( divider line
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2012-08-15 07:28:17 AM  
"If I did them"?
2012-08-15 07:55:30 AM  
"The Transition from Tight Ends to a Wide Receiver: One Man's Journey"
2012-08-15 07:56:33 AM  
2012-08-15 08:01:27 AM  
"the man inside me"
2012-08-15 08:04:18 AM  
"pedobear and the scary penn state showers"
2012-08-15 08:07:12 AM
2012-08-15 08:08:04 AM  
Penn State to State Penn.
2012-08-15 08:08:27 AM  
"Brick In The Wall"

"Catching Is No Fun"

"Bite The Pillow"
2012-08-15 08:10:17 AM  

Get ready to be touched again....again
2012-08-15 08:11:48 AM  
"Wow...That does hurt!"
2012-08-15 08:13:35 AM  
"I Farked the Law, and the Law Won"
2012-08-15 08:15:03 AM  
"I Did It. Can You Stop Punishing Everyone Else Now?"
2012-08-15 08:15:14 AM  
52 and counting
2012-08-15 08:16:36 AM  
"Even I Think Penn State Fans Are Creepy"
2012-08-15 08:17:06 AM  
"Brainwashing: How football allows unwavering support for pedophiles and those who cover up for them"
2012-08-15 08:17:13 AM  
Butthurt: Denial and the the Cult Of JoePa
2012-08-15 08:18:37 AM  
"Lord of the (Anal) Rings"
2012-08-15 08:19:23 AM  
I wanna take this moment to direct some hate in the direction of Alan Horowitz, a boyscout-humping swine who had the chutzpa to write letters to NAMBLA from prison. Not a joke.
Srsly. NAMBLA letters. From Prison.
2012-08-15 08:19:31 AM  
"Frommer's Pennsylvania Showers 2012"
2012-08-15 08:19:47 AM  
Not sure about the title, but there's an obvious opening line:

"Over the weeks I've gotten to be quite an adept retriever of soap. My personal preference is for Lux, but I've found Palmolive has an easy-to-grasp, grippable consistency with little slipperiness or slime. Life Buoy, on the other hand..."
2012-08-15 08:21:14 AM  
"Hysteria: How mob rule destroys lives and institutions"
2012-08-15 08:21:27 AM  
Oh, The Boys You'll Touch
2012-08-15 08:22:00 AM  
"A game of inches"
2012-08-15 08:22:36 AM  
"I have left no child's behind."
2012-08-15 08:23:33 AM  
Yardage in the Backfield.
2012-08-15 08:24:24 AM  
The Pedo Files
2012-08-15 08:26:33 AM  

mister aj: "Hysteria: How mob rule destroys lives and institutions"

Yup. Groupthink can be a weird and dangerous thing
2012-08-15 08:28:12 AM  

dittybopper: "If I did them"?

My thoughts exactly.
2012-08-15 08:28:13 AM  
"What? Was That Wrong? Should I have Not Done That??"
2012-08-15 08:30:00 AM  

IlGreven: "I Did It. Can You Stop Punishing Everyone Else Now?"

So are you saying that those that were complicity in these crimes shouldn't also be punished?
2012-08-15 08:30:11 AM  
Stolen from an Amazon review of his first book:

"Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story" will fit nicely in your bookshelf along such classics as "Knifed: The O.J. Simpson Story,"
2012-08-15 08:30:43 AM  
"Oh, the Asses You'll Know!"
2012-08-15 08:30:59 AM  
Stay On Target: The Consequences of Getting a Little Behind at Work
2012-08-15 08:31:24 AM  
Bugger it.
2012-08-15 08:32:40 AM  
"The End In Sight"

"Message From A Rear Admiral"

"Penetrating The Coaching Market"
2012-08-15 08:36:10 AM  
tight ends, foul plays
2012-08-15 08:37:22 AM  
Nittany Lyin': The Joe Paterno Legacy

Coming of Age in Happy Valley

Moby Dick 2

How I Met Your Coach: The Rhythmic Slap Bet

Atlas Hugged

A La Recherche de Garcons Perdus

Catcher in the Raw
2012-08-15 08:37:28 AM  
My Time at Pennetration State
2012-08-15 08:37:53 AM  

atomic-age: "Oh, the Asses You'll Know!"

Old Man and the Boy's Anus

The Rhythmic Slapping Sounds and the Fury

Showerhouse Twenty

As I Layed Brian

The Assistant Coach Always Comes Twice
2012-08-15 08:38:57 AM  
Fifty Shades of Tickle Monster
2012-08-15 08:40:21 AM  
"I could have become a Catholic Priest" by Jerry Sandusky
2012-08-15 08:41:26 AM  
He's writing children's literature

Where's Waldo? He's Right in Front of Me
The Man in the Hat in the Kid's Ass
2012-08-15 08:42:18 AM  
I'm going to hell
2012-08-15 08:44:15 AM  

/that's the Sodomy Bell, from the Bob & Tom Show
2012-08-15 08:46:33 AM  
BOY, Those Were The Days
2012-08-15 08:46:46 AM  

The Unbearable Lightness of Doing

Midnight's Children

So Long and Thanks For All the Tush

Harry Potter and the Order of Restraining
2012-08-15 08:47:20 AM  

Savage Belief: IlGreven: "I Did It. Can You Stop Punishing Everyone Else Now?"

So are you saying that those that were complicity in these crimes shouldn't also be punished?

Liberal. Why stop at "complicity"? Lock up everybody and anything even remotely associated with Penn State! Wharrgarbl!
2012-08-15 08:48:49 AM  
"They Were Asking For It"

"Was That Wrong?"

"52 Blue Long"

"Heads, I win. Tails, Oooooh"
2012-08-15 08:51:48 AM  

NetOwl: Harry Potter and the Order of Restraining

The Changing Room of Secrets.
2012-08-15 08:53:22 AM  
The Crying of Brat 49

A Connecticut Yankee in Young Arthur's Court

His Moon Was A Harsh Mistress

Love in the Time of Acne
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