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2012-08-15 09:14:07 AM  
Fark this broad.
 
2012-08-15 09:19:33 AM  
Did he actually "head-butt" her? Despite his antics, I actually like him unless the assault is true.
 
2012-08-15 09:20:35 AM  
This does seem rather fishy to me. No pun intended, even though dolphins aren't fish.
 
2012-08-15 09:26:48 AM  
I don't know, it'd be horrible if he did and actually a reason for people to hate him.

I could totally see him cheating on her. I could also totally see her headbutting him, splitting open like a watermelon on the end of Gallagher's sledgehammer, and then the police arresting him because, well, he's the man in a domestic violence situation ergo he's the offending party by default (why, yes, there are some areas where that happens... oddly enough, where I grew up, it depended on which officers responded; one city had police that tended to beat the hell out of the male before anyone gave a statement, another city was more likely to rationally respond to a situation [including *gasp* arrest women who hit their husbands with things like telephones] but would do what's required by the state, and the county cops would be more likely to just arrest the guy and let the courts deal with it later).

Note, I don't actually have direct experience in any of these events, let's just say a couple friends have been with abusive spouses (though one of them did defend himself when necessary... of course he was outweighed by 50 pounds, but whatever).
 
2012-08-15 09:35:22 AM  
Well, now that he's got no job and their reality show is over, there's no reason for her to stick around.

/who the f*ck says "I don't care about my job!" when caught with a condom receipt? That doesn't even make a damn lick of sense, and makes her whole story doubtful.
 
2012-08-15 09:40:44 AM  
Who keeps receipts for condoms? Do you return them if they don't fit?
 
2012-08-15 09:43:13 AM  

thecpt: Did he actually "head-butt" her? Despite his antics, I actually like him unless the assault is true.


Listen to the 911 call. Neighbor said she was bleeding and needed stitches and in the background she states she was head-butted.
 
2012-08-15 09:46:06 AM  
I hate this. Whatever gold Chad has left just got dug.
 
2012-08-15 09:46:15 AM  

thecpt: Did he actually "head-butt" her? Despite his antics, I actually like him unless the assault is true.


If you can bare to, watch the episodes of Basketball Wives that she is on. Just watching 15 minutes of her antics and you will believe that she is the one who headbutted him.

Here is the results from doing a Google video search for evelyn lozada fight
 
2012-08-15 10:03:32 AM  

LarryDan43: thecpt: Did he actually "head-butt" her? Despite his antics, I actually like him unless the assault is true.

Listen to the 911 call. Neighbor said she was bleeding and needed stitches and in the background she states she was head-butted.


She set him up. She either head butted him or head butted the wall. Nothing about this passes the smell test.
 
2012-08-15 10:06:30 AM  
Wow, he just gets fired by the Dad from Stepbrothers and now a divorce. What a week.
 
2012-08-15 10:12:22 AM  
I hope the case goes to court and the judge breaks out the "I'm not saying it's right, but I understand" after seeing her actions, and she gets nothing.
 
2012-08-15 10:16:54 AM  

IAmRight: I hope the case goes to court and the judge breaks out the "I'm not saying it's right, but I understand" after seeing her actions, and she gets nothing.


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2012-08-15 10:18:13 AM  
I bet that biatch headbutted him to get him fired, divorce him, try to get all his money and probably planted the receipt to start the whole thing. Chad Johnson is a lot of things, but violent isn't one of them.
 
2012-08-15 10:26:23 AM  

Kygz: I bet that biatch headbutted him to get him fired, divorce him, try to get all his money and probably planted the receipt to start the whole thing. Chad Johnson is a lot of things, but violent isn't one of them.


It wouldn't shock me the least bit.
 
2012-08-15 10:27:04 AM  
Yes sports fans, this breaks the Reality TV/Attention Whore Land Speed Record for marital break up, smashing Kim Kardashian's 72 day record.

Chad clearly needs a nice, stable, Christian girl to settle down with. Hey, there's still Kate Gosselin or Octomom out there.
 
2012-08-15 10:34:08 AM  

MAYORBOB: Chad clearly needs a nice, stable, Christian girl to settle down with. Hey, there's still Kate Gosselin or Octomom out there.


Lolo Jones!
 
2012-08-15 10:58:50 AM  
I'd feel bad for the guy but nobody put a gun to his head and made him marry this person.
 
2012-08-15 11:02:48 AM  

H31N0US: I'd feel bad for the guy but nobody put a gun to his head and made him marry this person.


I'm one of those "giving Chad the benefit of doubt" people, but that "I still love her, etc" statement he gave doesn't really sit with me.
I'd likely be more along the lines of "Wow, what an idiot I was. How did I NOT see this coming? Whatever. Fark this biatch.".
 
2012-08-15 11:04:54 AM  

The Bestest: H31N0US: I'd feel bad for the guy but nobody put a gun to his head and made him marry this person.

I'm one of those "giving Chad the benefit of doubt" people, but that "I still love her, etc" statement he gave doesn't really sit with me.
I'd likely be more along the lines of "Wow, what an idiot I was. How did I NOT see this coming? Whatever. Fark this biatch.".


Posturing for court
 
2012-08-15 11:05:24 AM  
I hope he at least got a chance to stick it in her butt before this happened.
 
2012-08-15 11:14:05 AM  
I remember him being quoted as to why they got engaged. It went something like "She fun to f*ck, so why not?" I thought they'd last forever.
 
2012-08-15 11:15:08 AM  
I have no idea what happened and I don't really care much about it. I am however gonna offer some free advice to you single guys out there. If you meet a hot chick who is famous solely for having a series of failed relationships with a bunch of other famous rich people, don't walk, RUN to the nearest bathroom, rub one out real quick, and then go turn on the tv or play video games or something and forget all about her.
 
2012-08-15 11:44:27 AM  

fatalvenom: Kygz: I bet that biatch headbutted him to get him fired, divorce him, try to get all his money and probably planted the receipt to start the whole thing. Chad Johnson is a lot of things, but violent isn't one of them.

It wouldn't shock me the least bit.


Me either, in fact I think more people would believe my rendition of the events more than hers.

I also wonder if the only reason he married her was because they thought there might be a lucrative career (in being famous by being famous & married) for both of them. He never seemed like the marriage type to be. he's got multiple kids with multiple baby mamas and seemed alright with all of the arrangements before. The marriage thing seemed so out of character for him, it surprised me when I heard he was getting hitched.
 
2012-08-15 11:54:49 AM  

JohnBigBootay: I have no idea what happened and I don't really care much about it. I am however gonna offer some free advice to you single guys out there. If you meet a hot chick who is famous solely for having a series of failed relationships with a bunch of other famous rich people, don't walk, RUN to the nearest bathroom, rub one out real quick, and then go turn on the tv or play video games or something and forget all about her.


pretty much this. this one bugged me, for this reason. i think johnson's a good guy, a smart guy...why did he get involved with this crazy broad?
 
2012-08-15 12:16:24 PM  

fatalvenom: Fark this broad.


So much goddamn this. If I ever hit the lottery, step into a club and this broad shows up trying to mack on me? I'd leave the club.

She's a golddiggin' ho; adult-film stars have more class than this AW.
 
2012-08-15 12:18:06 PM  

Gunderson: I hope he at least got a chance to stick it in her butt before this happened.


I hope he got tested afterward; not sure how many went to the hershey highway with her.
 
2012-08-15 12:29:56 PM  
Yeah.. I'm a Bengals fan so I've seen Chad's shenanigans throughout the years. The guy doesn't even drink. Gets like a sprite and cranberry to sip on. With this biotches craziness detailed in video its really hard for me to come down on him.

All the stuff said to the media is probably "scripted". However, it doesn't sound like someone that who was wrongly accused would say...

Will be interesting to see what comes out of this.

I hope he gets a team.
 
2012-08-15 12:36:11 PM  
He's having quite a week. They say things happen in 3's, what's next?
 
2012-08-15 12:44:03 PM  

upndn: He's having quite a week. They say things happen in 3's, what's next?


another suicide attempt?
 
2012-08-15 12:50:02 PM  

upndn: He's having quite a week. They say things happen in 3's, what's next?


Arrested, cut, divorce. That seems like three things to me.
 
2012-08-15 01:00:49 PM  

farbekrieg: another suicide attempt?


Wrong narcissist WR.
 
2012-08-15 01:07:34 PM  

IAmRight: upndn: He's having quite a week. They say things happen in 3's, what's next?

Arrested, cut, divorce. That seems like three things to me.


Oops, right you are. For some reason the arrest didn't register.

So now it'll be rainbows and lollipops for him.
 
2012-08-15 01:25:37 PM  
From previously knowing nothing about the victim, that broad he married sounds like a crazy. I learned on fark never to stick it in crazy. It doesn't excuse the wifebeating however.
 
2012-08-15 02:02:03 PM  
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Reminds Chad not to stick his dick in crazy.
 
2012-08-15 02:05:28 PM  
I only heard about his wife through Jacoby's articles on Grantland (his Reality show fantasy league), and she seemed crazy as a shiathouse rat.

Look, mister, there's... two kinds of crazy, uh... girl that goes insane every week on a reality tv show, swinging high heels, throwing drinks and pulling out everyone's weave, and, uh, girl who does the same thing in my living room and who wants to marry me. First one don't matter, the second one you're kinda forced to deal with.
 
2012-08-15 02:21:00 PM  
Perhaps 85 shouldn't have paused that Call of Duty session.
 
2012-08-15 02:56:40 PM  

TheLopper: I only heard about his wife through Jacoby's articles on Grantland (his Reality show fantasy league), and she seemed crazy as a shiathouse rat.

Look, mister, there's... two kinds of crazy, uh... girl that goes insane every week on a reality tv show, swinging high heels, throwing drinks and pulling out everyone's weave, and, uh, girl who does the same thing in my living room and who wants to marry me. First one don't matter, the second one you're kinda forced to deal with.


Tell me, is that some sort of threat?
 
2012-08-15 03:23:01 PM  
Huh, he changed his name back.
 
2012-08-15 03:36:55 PM  

SnatchMcGillicudy: TheLopper: I only heard about his wife through Jacoby's articles on Grantland (his Reality show fantasy league), and she seemed crazy as a shiathouse rat.

Look, mister, there's... two kinds of crazy, uh... girl that goes insane every week on a reality tv show, swinging high heels, throwing drinks and pulling out everyone's weave, and, uh, girl who does the same thing in my living room and who wants to marry me. First one don't matter, the second one you're kinda forced to deal with.

Tell me, is that some sort of threat?


I don't know why the Dolphins drug your tired old bones in here, they musta owed you somethin' fierce. Fact is, mister, you start screwin' up this team, I'll personally hide-strap your ass to a pine rail and send you up the Monon Line!
 
2012-08-15 07:53:23 PM  

LarryDan43: thecpt: Did he actually "head-butt" her? Despite his antics, I actually like him unless the assault is true.

Listen to the 911 call. Neighbor said she was bleeding and needed stitches and in the background she states she was head-butted.


So if I get my neighbor to call 911 and say you stole my car that means it happened?
 
2012-08-16 02:59:41 AM  

Kygz: I bet that biatch headbutted him to get him fired, divorce him, try to get all his money and probably planted the receipt to start the whole thing. Chad Johnson is a lot of things, but violent isn't one of them.


No shiat, ever seen him block?
 
2012-08-16 03:09:05 AM  
I will never forget my lawyer asking my ex this on the stand at a TPO hearing: "So, he burst into the house, kicked in the bedroom door of the bedroom where you were, forced you into the closet and tried to burn the house down around you. You then called the police. And after the police arrested him, what happened?"

He made her say it, it was hilarious, it was like watching the Fonz try to say Sorry. "He wasn't arrested." The judge looks over the top of his glasses at her and I knew it was over. Judge made it a mutual order, to protect me, lol.

One of the cops told me that day, "Careful being around her, next time she might walk into a doorframe and then we have to arrest you. I see this all the time, she will learn the tricks."
 
2012-08-16 02:28:17 PM  
Such is the life of a gold-digging whore. You make the rounds of the professional athletes circuit and eventually you're going to get burned. She bled Antoine Walker dry and when the wheels fell of that gravy train, she wasted no time in finding another sucker to pay for her lifestyle. Even if this incident never occurred, she would have dumped him the minute Chad decided to stop playing football and moved on to another athlete. It's amazing, a chick can get with a guy who buys her cars, furs, houses, jewelry and gives her shiat loads of money and it's perfectly legal. However, give a chick a twenty for a beej and it's prostitution. Oh but yeah, that's right...she signed a document and said "I do" so that clears it all right up. Ah, the sanctity of marriage. The way I see, this biatch is as much of a "known prostitute" as any crack smoking disease-ridden whore working the streets of Vegas.
 
2012-08-17 10:46:12 AM  
You give your true love all that booty to stick around. You pay a prostitute to leave after you're done with her.
 
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