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(KSAT San Antonio)   Meet the two rocket surgeons who tried to break into a mixed martial arts gym ... while it was still occupied (with mugshot goodness)   (ksat.com ) divider line
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14482 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Aug 2012 at 8:03 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-15 08:06:27 AM  
Mixing metaphors are we Subby?
 
2012-08-15 08:09:11 AM  
That was an anti-climactic story.

/everyone knows it's 'Brain Scientists', subby
 
2012-08-15 08:09:40 AM  
"If he would have tried to rough me up or something, yeah, I definitely would have defended myself. I feel confident I would have come out on top," Murphee said.

www.ksat.com
 
2012-08-15 08:11:16 AM  
So, nothing happened with MMA fighters.

Wow. Great story.
 
2012-08-15 08:11:32 AM  
Nunchuks go where?

www.ksat.com
 
2012-08-15 08:12:10 AM  
The MMA douche bags wouldn't be talking so tough if I had decided to break into their little dojo.
 
2012-08-15 08:13:02 AM  
i266.photobucket.com

This is what they were after. Had they succeeded, then God help us all.
 
2012-08-15 08:13:33 AM  
I was hoping for more facial bruising and cuts.
 
2012-08-15 08:13:55 AM  
WTF is a rocket surgeon?
 
2012-08-15 08:15:25 AM  
Meth, hell of a drug.

Still, uh long workout session until 3AM. There was some pounding and he pounded back. He's confident he would come out on top. Sounds gay. NTTAWWT.
 
2012-08-15 08:18:34 AM  
that was disappointing.

/should not have rtfa.
 
2012-08-15 08:19:56 AM  

spentmiles: The MMA douche bags wouldn't be talking so tough if I had decided to break into their little dojo.


Oh come on, you can do better than that. I expect a three paragraph story about how you once beat up a family of reclusive superninjas in this thread within the next hour or so.

Get to it :)
 
2012-08-15 08:21:19 AM  
Creoena
WTF is a rocket surgeon?


I used to work for this tall, usually drunk Irish guy. One day, he was arguing with the help desk for a large software company. He had just paid about $300,000 for software and recieved a FTP site address and a logon ID. He wanted CDs but the person wasn't getting it. I think they suggested he download the files and burn his own CDs. While we could hear his side of the argument pretty well, he suddenly got very loud. "THIS ISN"T BRAIN SCIENCE! I WANT MY SOFTWARE ON CDS!"

I probably laughed the loudest which is why I spent the afternoon downloading the software and burning it to CDs. I used the CD copier to make the requisite copies and created a label for them. Under the name of the company, I put the slogan in a nice heavy serif font "This isn't Brain Science".
 
2012-08-15 08:29:06 AM  

Creoena: WTF is a rocket surgeon?


Do you live in sheltered accommodation or something?
 
2012-08-15 08:31:42 AM  
What the hell were they trying to steal? Most gyms have a bunch of pads/gloves but almost no cash since everyone pays by credit card.
 
2012-08-15 08:33:23 AM  
DammitIForgotMyLogin
spentmiles:
The MMA douche bags wouldn't be talking so tough if I had decided to break into their little dojo.

Oh come on, you can do better than that. I expect a three paragraph story about how you once beat up a family of reclusive superninjas in this thread within the next hour or so.

Get to it :)


I was on a top secret mission in Afghanistan when my SEAL team was ambushed by Commie Nazi Taliban soldiers. At least a division, maybe three with tank, fighter planes and long range artillery. After I single handedly wiped out the Third Commie Nazi Taliban Division (The Bearded Bedevilers), I was wounded and left for dead by my fellow Navy Marine Core members. I dragged myself from the battlefield. I probably crawled 500 miles and would have crawled 500 miles more but I saw a temple shrouded in the clouds on the side of the mountain. I crawled up there and was greeted by a sect of ancient MMA monks. They taught me to heal myself and to fight in the KicktheAss style of MMA fighting. As soon as I was trained and healed, the Commie Nazi Taliban attacked the temple. Sadly, the Monks were non confrontational and peace loving so it was up to me to defend the temple from seven, no eight divisions of highly trained soldiers. I remember wading in to the fray on a Friday. It was a Tuesday when I finally smashed the last skull of the last living Commie Nazi Taliban with his own femur. There were probably a couple of weeks in between because when I got back to the temple, my TIVO had a couple of episodes of The Hatfields and McCoys on it.
 
2012-08-15 08:37:04 AM  

Creoena: WTF is a rocket surgeon?


Its not brain science.
 
2012-08-15 08:59:32 AM  
www3.obamiconme.pastemagazine.com
 
2012-08-15 08:59:48 AM  
Subby hit the nail on the nose with that one.
 
2012-08-15 09:00:42 AM  
Pedro offers you his protection driving skills.
 
2012-08-15 09:02:59 AM  

Carth: What the hell were they trying to steal? Most gyms have a bunch of pads/gloves but almost no cash since everyone pays by credit card.


the smell of feet
dried sweat
crusty discarded thread-bare towels
desperation
a signed 8 X 10 B&W still of Sweet Dee which reads "I will eat your babies, biatch!"
 
2012-08-15 09:05:52 AM  

Full Blown Jimbo: "If he would have tried to rough me up or something, yeah, I definitely would have defended myself. I feel confident I would have come out on top," Murphee said.

[www.ksat.com image 640x360]


I feel confident my little sister could have kicked their asses.
 
2012-08-15 09:24:43 AM  
I can't play the video so it's stuck on the first frame, but that's still enough for me to ask what is going on with the left arm of the guy in the shorts?

Yakk: Mixing metaphors are we Subby?

Creoena: WTF is a rocket surgeon?


I don't want to live on this internet anymore.
 
2012-08-15 09:32:07 AM  

Creoena: WTF is a rocket surgeon?


C'mon man, it's a type of fish. I caught one the other day on just a hook and no bait. They're not the smartest fish in the gene pool.
 
2012-08-15 09:33:05 AM  
And...."rocket surgeon" just made it into my lexicon.
 
2012-08-15 09:33:40 AM  

Creoena: WTF is a rocket surgeon?


A rocket surgeon is somebody who preforms rocket surgery, which is like rocket science but only harder.
 
2012-08-15 09:51:56 AM  
The officer convinced Rogers to drop the weapon and took him into custody along with Sanchez, police investigators said.

Actually this is the amazing part. A cop brought an armed dude into custody without shooting him first. Probably threatened to shoot him but whatever, good job officer.
 
2012-08-15 09:56:47 AM  

KrispyKritter: Carth: What the hell were they trying to steal? Most gyms have a bunch of pads/gloves but almost no cash since everyone pays by credit card.

the smell of feet
dried sweat
crusty discarded thread-bare towels
desperation
a signed 8 X 10 B&W still of Sweet Dee which reads "I will eat your babies, biatch!"



I will crush your face into Jelly!
 
2012-08-15 10:05:32 AM  

MAYORBOB: Nunchuks go where?

[www.ksat.com image 640x360]


Snaaaaaaaaaaaake Eyes!
 
2012-08-15 10:20:01 AM  
Since the burglars didn't look any worse for wear, I can only assume the MMA fighter put him in some sort of hold and punched his dick for 15 minutes.

JC
 
2012-08-15 10:25:16 AM  

This was more climatic than this story.
crossfitdelawarevalley.com

 
2012-08-15 10:29:25 AM  

Yakk: Mixing metaphors are we Subby?


Urban Dictionary/rocket surgeon
 
2012-08-15 10:30:51 AM  

gregory311: So, nothing happened with MMA fighters.

Wow. Great story.


You read the articles?
 
2012-08-15 10:39:37 AM  

ongbok: Creoena: WTF is a rocket surgeon?

A rocket surgeon is somebody who preforms rocket surgery, which is like rocket science but only harder.


No, no, no. Rocket surgeons are the jocks of the rocket medical field. Rocket scienticians are the one who do the hard diagnostics, then the rocket surgeons come in, fix the problem and then take all the credit and women.
 
2012-08-15 10:55:24 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com

Very good book too
 
2012-08-15 11:14:42 AM  
Murphee said he's glad no one was hurt, but felt confident he could defend himself. "If he would have tried to rough me up or something, yeah, I definitely would have defended myself. I feel confident I would have come out on top," Murphee said.

That's a Murphee's Law I can support.
 
2012-08-15 11:55:41 AM  
*looks around*... *leaves*
 
2012-08-15 12:01:35 PM  
Remember that time when we broke into that MMA gym? At first I was like:

www.ksat.com

Then I was like:

www.ksat.com
 
2012-08-15 12:31:56 PM  
shirtshovel.com
 
2012-08-15 12:57:49 PM  

imtheonlylp: This was more climatic than this story.
[crossfitdelawarevalley.com image 350x298]


"Grab my hand. No, the other hand. MY other hand!"
 
2012-08-15 03:00:12 PM  
Karl Rogers got arrested? How do you feel about that?
 
2012-08-16 02:02:28 AM  
Supplies!
 
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