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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Kristen Stewart has been dropped from Snow White sequel plans. She is reportedly taking this news very hard, because her face almost registered an emotion   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 153
    More: Interesting, Kristen Stewart, Snow White, David Koepp, Chris Hemsworth, Charlize Theron, sequels  
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2012-08-15 07:10:18 AM
See how sad she is?

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It's okay, though, soon she'll be back to her happy self.

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2012-08-15 08:38:19 AM
Probably from all the bad press she's been getting. So is she a vampwhore or a trampire?
 
2012-08-15 09:00:14 AM
Debunked rumor.

Kristen's look of relief:

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2012-08-15 09:01:05 AM

Mugato: So is she a vampwhore or a trampire?


HA! +1

I vote trampire.
 
2012-08-15 10:08:12 AM
Yes, she's expressionless. The joke has been told a thousand times. What else ya got?

If I was Kristen Stewart I'd just love this meme because it means nobody can think of anything else bad to say about her, and not smiling enough isn't even all that bad.
 
2012-08-15 10:13:41 AM
Taking it hard? Like from the director?
 
2012-08-15 10:14:39 AM
There are sequels in the works? Why? They killed off the most interesting character of the whole movie at the end. Is she not quite dead then?
 
2012-08-15 10:16:15 AM

Nurglitch: Taking it hard? Like from the director?




+2


Thread. Over.
 
2012-08-15 10:16:41 AM

KatjaMouse: There are sequels in the works? Why? They killed off the most interesting character of the whole movie at the end. Is she not quite dead then?


If comic books and movies have taught us anything, it's that no character is ever truly dead.
 
2012-08-15 10:17:41 AM
Thinking about a Snow White "franchise" gave me a sad this morning.
 
2012-08-15 10:17:55 AM

jaylectricity: Yes, she's expressionless. The joke has been told a thousand times. What else ya got?

If I was Kristen Stewart I'd just love this meme because it means nobody can think of anything else bad to say about her, and not smiling enough isn't even all that bad.


You know, I had the reply below all ready to post, but damn man, it's just such a asshole thing to say that I have to qualify it as such. I have nothing against you and you completely don't deserve it. OTOH, it's a pretty good bit of dickery, so I'm including it out of pride.

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I'm pretty sure people are regularly pointing out that she's a shiat actress and it looks as though she farks her way into roles.

But hey, keep on white knighting - those fantasies of her going down on you will seem a little more real in the dark of your mom's basement.
 
2012-08-15 10:18:27 AM

jaylectricity: Yes, she's expressionless. The joke has been told a thousand times. What else ya got?

If I was Kristen Stewart I'd just love this meme because it means nobody can think of anything else bad to say about her, and not smiling enough isn't even all that bad.


Considering she's an actress whose entire job is to convey emotion, I'd think being tagged as expressionless is pretty damning.
 
2012-08-15 10:18:34 AM

jaylectricity: Yes, she's expressionless. The joke has been told a thousand times. What else ya got?


I'd say the inability to express emotion is a fairly serious handicap if one is an actor.

She looks like the braindead stoned whores my brother used to drag around.
 
2012-08-15 10:19:48 AM
So, Charlie Sheen can beat up women and act like a complete degenerate and get offered a new show and a huge paycheck, but she cheats on her boyfriend and gets a big scarlet "A" stamped on her and gets treated like a leper? What a bunch of horsesh*t.
 
2012-08-15 10:23:47 AM

MightyPez: If comic books and movies have taught us anything, it's that no character is ever truly dead.


Except for Uncle Ben and Bruce Wayne's parents.
 
2012-08-15 10:26:53 AM
This meme is lame.

Also, she is hot, and yes you would.
 
2012-08-15 10:28:03 AM

Mr. Chainsaw: So, Charlie Sheen can beat up women and act like a complete degenerate and get offered a new show and a huge paycheck, but she cheats on her boyfriend and gets a big scarlet "A" stamped on her and gets treated like a leper? What a bunch of horsesh*t.


She still not going to fark you.
 
2012-08-15 10:28:39 AM

Mr. Chainsaw: So, Charlie Sheen can beat up women and act like a complete degenerate and get offered a new show and a huge paycheck, but she cheats on her boyfriend and gets a big scarlet "A" stamped on her and gets treated like a leper? What a bunch of horsesh*t.


Easy answer: network executives are not actually humans, so your comparison is bad and you should feel bad.

Nobody likes Charlie Sheen either. The ticket sales of his "comedy" tour are evidence enough.
 
2012-08-15 10:28:42 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: This meme is lame.

Also, she is hot, and yes you would.


Of course.

I think her O-Face would be sexy. In fact, here's a picture of it...

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2012-08-15 10:28:47 AM

KradDrol: jaylectricity: Yes, she's expressionless. The joke has been told a thousand times. What else ya got?

If I was Kristen Stewart I'd just love this meme because it means nobody can think of anything else bad to say about her, and not smiling enough isn't even all that bad.

Considering she's an actress whose entire job is to convey emotion, I'd think being tagged as expressionless is pretty damning.


It would be, if true. I've seen her in plenty of movies and I'm not sure where this comes from. That said I've never sat through the Twilight films. If that what it takes for one to subscribe to said meme, then that's a pretty damning indictment of Fark's film taste.
 
2012-08-15 10:31:37 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: This meme is lame.

Also, she is hot, and yes you would.


Meme is accurate,

She isn't hot, and no, I wouldn't.
 
2012-08-15 10:31:51 AM

MightyPez: KatjaMouse: There are sequels in the works? Why? They killed off the most interesting character of the whole movie at the end. Is she not quite dead then?

If comic books and movies have taught us anything, it's that no character is ever truly dead.


It just seems like a really desperate attempt to create a franchise out of one story.
 
2012-08-15 10:35:10 AM

Mugato: It just seems like a really desperate attempt to create a franchise out of one story.


un4gvn666: Easy answer: network studio executives are not actually humans.


New and improved.
 
2012-08-15 10:38:16 AM
FTA: It was also reported tonight that Pattinson has landed a role as Lawrence of Arabia opposite Naomi Watts in the upcoming film Queen of the Desert.
According to Variety, the British heartthrob will play T.E. Lawrence, a British Army officer whose writing won him international fame as Lawrence of Arabia.
The movie will be based on David Lean's classic 1962 epic.


No no no no no no no no! No!
 
2012-08-15 10:39:46 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: This meme is lame.

Also, she is hot, and yes you would.


I don't get the whole Kristen Stewart is hot thing. No, she's not ugly and she is thin, which I like, but her face just looks so plain to me. All the little college girls are back in my town now, and I probably walked past ten girls on the street yesterday who were also thin and had much prettier faces. If Kristen were a nobody, she wouldn't have even rated a second glance.
 
2012-08-15 10:41:01 AM

Flint Ironstag


FTA: It was also reported tonight that Pattinson has landed a role as Lawrence of Arabia opposite Naomi Watts in the upcoming film Queen of the Desert.
According to Variety, the British heartthrob will play T.E. Lawrence, a British Army officer whose writing won him international fame as Lawrence of Arabia.
The movie will be based on David Lean's classic 1962 epic.


No no no no no no no no! No!


And HELL NO.

Signed,

Roll Fizzlebeef
 
2012-08-15 10:41:24 AM

Mugato: MightyPez: KatjaMouse: There are sequels in the works? Why? They killed off the most interesting character of the whole movie at the end. Is she not quite dead then?

If comic books and movies have taught us anything, it's that no character is ever truly dead.

It just seems like a really desperate attempt to create a franchise out of one story.


Hooray for Hollywood, right?
 
2012-08-15 10:41:56 AM
So Kristen Stewart wasn't asked to be a part of a sequel that will probably not end up getting made anyway. Take that KStew! I guess.
 
2012-08-15 10:49:50 AM

Girion47: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: This meme is lame.

Also, she is hot, and yes you would.

Meme is accurate,

She isn't hot, and no, I wouldn't.


Speaking of tired memes...
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/also hot
 
2012-08-15 10:54:02 AM

Mugato: MightyPez: KatjaMouse: There are sequels in the works? Why? They killed off the most interesting character of the whole movie at the end. Is she not quite dead then?

If comic books and movies have taught us anything, it's that no character is ever truly dead.

It just seems like a really desperate attempt to create a franchise out of one story.


imo, the original movie wasnt half bad (at least watchable). Big mistake to try to turn it into a franchise.
 
2012-08-15 10:55:39 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Girion47: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: This meme is lame.

Also, she is hot, and yes you would.

Meme is accurate,

She isn't hot, and no, I wouldn't.

Speaking of tired memes...
[mlkshk.com image 500x395]
/also hot


inaccurate application of Studman. I just said she wasn't hot, didn't call her ugly or even mention what my standards are.
 
2012-08-15 10:55:57 AM
I think it's funny the most emotion she's ever showed is in the 'compromising' photos of her WITH the director
 
2012-08-15 10:58:58 AM

Death_Poot: imo, the original movie wasnt half bad (at least watchable). Big mistake to try to turn it into a franchise.


I didn't think it was too bad either. At the least it was visually impressive. It just seems like even more so than usual, studios are trying to make franchises out of everything and if possible, multiple chapters of those movies and multiple spin-offs of each movie in that franchise...all the way down to the molecular level.
 
2012-08-15 10:58:59 AM

Death_Poot: imo, the original movie wasnt half bad (at least watchable).


The only reason for that was the wicked queen. That's it. Otherwise it was total hack.
 
2012-08-15 10:59:46 AM
ol' jug ears?
 
2012-08-15 11:04:13 AM
It's not really a case of her being ugly, it's just that she looks so f*cking dumb.
 
2012-08-15 11:04:25 AM
This biatch is in On The Road. While part of me thinks this might be unfair bullshiat, most of her fans are women, and most of them seem pissed at her for some reason I can't work out, so that might have something to do with it. Tyler Hoechlin makes better facial expressions in his farking fake werewolf make-up so I'm kind of happy to see this biatch go to the wayside. She's terrible and not hot enough to make up for it.
 
2012-08-15 11:09:52 AM
Not gonna white-knight it or anything, but I would do unbelievably filthy things to Kristen Stewart. And she would love it. Yes, it might be hard to tell, but she would love it. Goldangit.
 
2012-08-15 11:11:41 AM

Mugato: Death_Poot: imo, the original movie wasnt half bad (at least watchable). Big mistake to try to turn it into a franchise.

I didn't think it was too bad either. At the least it was visually impressive. It just seems like even more so than usual, studios are trying to make franchises out of everything and if possible, multiple chapters of those movies and multiple spin-offs of each movie in that franchise...all the way down to the molecular level.


I concur, I thought the movie was pretty good, but KStew just killed any momentum the movie built up. I really think she is experiences physical pain when she tries to emote. To me she looked to be in quite a bit of pain when she "smiled" in the last scene of that movie, as though she were being hugged by a particularly smelly and unpopular family member.

Apart from that, though, I thought the acting was solid, the story was pretty good, and the visuals were awesome. I don't think a franchise based in the world would be bad by default as long as they ditched Snow White and explored other area of the fantastical world.
 
2012-08-15 11:16:31 AM

chaos731: Not gonna white-knight it or anything, but I would do unbelievably filthy things to Kristen Stewart. And she would love it. Yes,it might be hard to tell, but she would love it. Goldangit.



Just checking to see if you understood your dilemma.
 
2012-08-15 11:16:59 AM
"Snow White vs Rapunzel : A Vampire Ballad" was shaping up to be such a good movie, too
 
2012-08-15 11:19:42 AM

Mr. Chainsaw: So, Charlie Sheen can beat up women and act like a complete degenerate is talented at what he does for a living and get offered a new show and a huge paycheck, but she cheats on her boyfriend and gets a big scarlet "A" stamped on her and gets treated like a leper is terrible at what she does for a living? What a bunch of horsesh*t.


FTFY.
 
2012-08-15 11:20:56 AM
Face as tight as a drum, expressionless people are often thought dumb.

/Erms some mighty good french fried pertaters, eh Kristin?
 
2012-08-15 11:21:45 AM
Would her expression change if you nailed her up the ass?
 
2012-08-15 11:22:06 AM

Flint Ironstag: FTA: It was also reported tonight that Pattinson has landed a role as Lawrence of Arabia opposite Naomi Watts in the upcoming film Queen of the Desert.
According to Variety, the British heartthrob will play T.E. Lawrence, a British Army officer whose writing won him international fame as Lawrence of Arabia.
The movie will be based on David Lean's classic 1962 epic.


No no no no no no no no! No!


I came into this thread to ask how there is a sequel to Snow White. Then, I learned they're doing a remake of Lawrence of Arabia with Robert Pattinson. I'm going to go kick a puppy now.
 
2012-08-15 11:23:17 AM

meanmutton: Mr. Chainsaw: So, Charlie Sheen can beat up women and act like a complete degenerate is talented at what he does for a living and get offered a new show and a huge paycheck, but she cheats on her boyfriend and gets a big scarlet "A" stamped on her and gets treated like a leper is terrible at what she does for a living? What a bunch of horsesh*t.

FTFY.


Oh please. Charlie Sheen hasn't had a job in years where he didn't have to just stand in front of the camera and play himself.
 
2012-08-15 11:26:08 AM
She was the lame duck in the most lopsided celebrity pairing since Popeye and Olive Oil. Good on Pattinson for being more of a man than Popeye and boning out the moment she got scandalous. How many times did Popeye chase down and take back Olive Oil after her whoring around with Bluto? Too many times!
 
2012-08-15 11:32:09 AM
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2012-08-15 11:32:09 AM

Flint Ironstag: FTA: It was also reported tonight that Pattinson has landed a role as Lawrence of Arabia opposite Naomi Watts in the upcoming film Queen of the Desert.
According to Variety, the British heartthrob will play T.E. Lawrence, a British Army officer whose writing won him international fame as Lawrence of Arabia.
The movie will be based on David Lean's classic 1962 epic.


No no no no no no no no! No!


I wonder who is playing the love interest?
 
2012-08-15 11:34:36 AM
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: This meme is lame. Also, she is hot, and yes you would.

You've stated three things in this post, and I disagree with all of them.
 
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