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2012-08-14 10:47:11 PM
"A toast!"
turningdownthesuck.com
 
2012-08-14 10:55:42 PM
A toast!
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 11:13:18 PM
i56.tinypic.com

Ready to make some sammiches

/really was looking for a less horrifying picture from that episode
 
2012-08-15 12:29:49 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: A toast!
[i45.tinypic.com image 444x420]


A POST!
 
2012-08-15 12:41:32 AM
wtf good is a soggy sandwich?

wtf good is an expensive scotch once you've spilled it on a sandwich?
 
2012-08-15 01:04:28 AM

Asa Phelps: wtf good is a soggy sandwich?


With the exception of au jus, this

Asa Phelps: wtf good is an expensive scotch once you've spilled it on a sandwich?



This also.
 
2012-08-15 01:54:25 AM
Any sandwich I eat is an alcoholic sandwich...
 
2012-08-15 01:56:03 AM
Nothing beats rum ham.
 
2012-08-15 01:59:07 AM
Subby invented them just to be able to use that headline
 
2012-08-15 01:59:08 AM
No word if you have to be of legal drinking age to purchase the sandwich.e

Really? pretty sure the word on that was handed down many years ago in the form of "the law".
 
2012-08-15 01:59:10 AM
Soak the WHOLE Sammich, or just the parts not bread?
 
2012-08-15 02:00:53 AM

baka-san: Asa Phelps: wtf good is a soggy sandwich?

With the exception of au jus, this

Asa Phelps: wtf good is an expensive scotch once you've spilled it on a sandwich?


This also.


TFA was a bit light on details but it didn't sound appealing.
 
2012-08-15 02:02:46 AM
Are they made of fresh alcoholics?
 
2012-08-15 02:04:15 AM

davidphogan: Are they made for fresh alcoholics?


FTFY
 
2012-08-15 02:06:22 AM

Linkster: davidphogan: Are they made for fresh alcoholics?

FTFY


You don't hear that adjective very often. I'm gonna start describing more things as fresh. Mix it up a little.
 
2012-08-15 02:06:42 AM
And now, I need a sammich.
 
2012-08-15 02:11:11 AM
TO MELBA!
 
2012-08-15 02:11:49 AM

Turd_Ferguson: You don't hear that adjective very often. I'm gonna start describing more things as fresh. Mix it up a little.

 
2012-08-15 02:13:45 AM
Let's try this again...
www.inflexwetrust.com
 
2012-08-15 02:15:39 AM

TheJoe03: Let's try this again...


Is that air brush or oil paint?
 
2012-08-15 02:19:55 AM
Farking foodies. I applaud the restauranteurs who take advantage of the ironic-glasses-wearing, sexually conflicted twittering and tweeting booking-face fixie riders, but is there any end to this stupidity?

Where the fark is Hitler now that there is actually a demographic worthy of extermination?
 
2012-08-15 02:20:04 AM

davidphogan: Are they made of fresh alcoholics?


Yes. I gave up my left nut thigh for it.
 
2012-08-15 02:23:04 AM
Great.
Now I can pay a lawyer to get me off of a trumped up "Driving While Sammiching" charge.
 
2012-08-15 02:23:28 AM

Linkster: davidphogan: Are they made for fresh alcoholics?

FTFY


No, you didn't fix it. I was wondering if it was sliced alcoholics, ground alcoholics, pickled alcoholics, etc. Hence, "...are they made of..."
 
2012-08-15 02:25:06 AM
It's AS good as eating REAL toast with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton
 
2012-08-15 02:25:13 AM

davidphogan: Linkster: davidphogan: Are they made for fresh alcoholics?

FTFY

No, you didn't fix it. I was wondering if it was sliced alcoholics, ground alcoholics, pickled alcoholics, etc. Hence, "...are they made of..."


Apologies Sir!
 
2012-08-15 02:26:41 AM

Linkster: davidphogan: Linkster: davidphogan: Are they made for fresh alcoholics?

FTFY

No, you didn't fix it. I was wondering if it was sliced alcoholics, ground alcoholics, pickled alcoholics, etc. Hence, "...are they made of..."

Apologies Sir!


Then the answer is yes.
 
2012-08-15 02:28:26 AM

Turd_Ferguson: Linkster: davidphogan: Linkster: davidphogan: Are they made for fresh alcoholics?

FTFY

No, you didn't fix it. I was wondering if it was sliced alcoholics, ground alcoholics, pickled alcoholics, etc. Hence, "...are they made of..."

Apologies Sir!

Then the answer is yes.


Cue '70s movie icon!
 
2012-08-15 02:28:26 AM
Lips that touch that sandwich will never touch mine.
 
2012-08-15 02:29:41 AM
Somehow Soilent Pink Elephant just doesn't have a ring to it.
 
2012-08-15 02:31:34 AM

Turd_Ferguson: TheJoe03: Let's try this again...

Is that air brush or oil paint?


Not sure, found it on GIS, but I assume it was done with a computer.
 
2012-08-15 02:31:51 AM
A TOAST

i759.photobucket.com

/to absent friends
 
2012-08-15 02:32:17 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Approves
 
2012-08-15 02:32:39 AM
Like ?
 
2012-08-15 02:35:07 AM

TheJoe03: Turd_Ferguson: TheJoe03: Let's try this again...

Is that air brush or oil paint?

Not sure, found it on GIS, but I assume it was done with a computer.


Oh then of course it was oil paint.
 
2012-08-15 02:50:21 AM
por-img.cimcontent.net

//Too soon?
 
2012-08-15 02:54:30 AM
What about just snorting the booze?
 
2012-08-15 03:03:12 AM
First, think about the fact that yeast raised dough has a little alcohol in it. Most of this is normally baked out. Most and normally being the operative terms.

So I stop in at a Sam's Club to grab two slices of their hot pizza. Unfortunately the oven wasn't hot enough and the pizza dough was kinda raw. So I had eaten about half a pizza worth of semi-raw booze dough.

But since it's tightly bound in the dough it took a while to hit me. I was in a private VFR air traffic control tower an hour later, on local position and tripping balls. Good thing there wasn't any traffic.

/There was never any traffic.
//It was all part of a sham.
 
2012-08-15 03:06:59 AM
First they allowed women to vote, then they allowed gay marriages,NOW they are putting booze in sandwiches ??? What is next ?
 
2012-08-15 05:31:14 AM
img0.fark.net WTF is this??
 
2012-08-15 05:35:06 AM

Doctor Jan Itor: [img0.fark.net image 77x27] WTF is this??


Cash baby.
 
2012-08-15 06:16:19 AM
wikipedia: An infusion is the outcome of steeping plants that have desired chemical compounds or flavors in a solvent such as water or oil or alcohol.

candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
 
2012-08-15 06:22:15 AM

wildcardjack: I was in a private VFR air traffic control tower an hour later, on local position and tripping balls. Good thing there wasn't any traffic.


meh, just clear everybody direct and every now and then say "watch out for those bats! This is bat country!"

/I believe there is a FAR about "Fear and Loathing" jokes... or it may be in that towers LOA.
 
2012-08-15 08:27:58 AM

davidphogan: Linkster: davidphogan: Are they made for fresh alcoholics?

FTFY

No, you didn't fix it. I was wondering if it was sliced alcoholics, ground alcoholics, pickled alcoholics, etc. Hence, "...are they made of..."


www.christinaricci.ws

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
 
2012-08-15 08:30:08 AM
at least it's not a "cannabis infused" sandwich. that stuff'll kill u
they even made it Schedule I.
 
2012-08-15 08:32:14 AM
Great, now when a homeless guy asks me for spare change I have to say "Just don't go spending it on a sandwich."
 
2012-08-15 08:47:43 AM
"My name is Reuben and I'm a sandwich."
"Hi Reuben."
 
2012-08-15 09:01:21 AM
Well that's just plain gross.
 
2012-08-15 09:22:37 AM
anything to sell more drugs to Americans. as if Americans aren't drugged up enough.
 
2012-08-15 09:56:07 AM

baka-san: Asa Phelps: wtf good is a soggy sandwich?

With the exception of au jus, this

Asa Phelps: wtf good is an expensive scotch once you've spilled it on a sandwich?


This also.


This seems like a good idea for someone who is neither a connoisseur of sandwiches nor alcohol. Watch this place become overrun by douchebags who will then brag about how hip they are because they ate there.
 
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