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(Salt Lake Tribune)   "He admitted photographing his 16-year-old ex-girlfriend in the nude and recording their sexual acts, according to the charges, but claimed he was going to wait until she turned 18 to post anything online"   (sltrib.com ) divider line
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2012-08-14 08:45:40 PM  
Well, I don't suppose I have to say it, do I?
 
2012-08-14 09:02:28 PM  
t3.gstatic.com
 
2012-08-14 09:05:07 PM  
that should be ok then. carry on.
 
2012-08-14 09:16:39 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Well, I don't suppose I have to say it, do I?


I think I know where you're going with this, and I concur wholeheartedly
 
2012-08-14 09:18:51 PM  
It was very smart of him to let the images age a bit. That helps them to develop a richer texture.
 
2012-08-14 09:23:09 PM  
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-08-14 10:00:07 PM  
This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.
 
2012-08-14 10:14:41 PM  

miss diminutive: This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.


You're having sex with Mitt Romney?
 
2012-08-14 10:17:48 PM  

miss diminutive: This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.


Three quick shakes and that IS my sexual exploits.
 
2012-08-14 10:21:01 PM  

dahmers love zombie: miss diminutive: This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.

Three quick shakes and that IS my sexual exploits.


*beerspit*

/Laughter, out loud
 
2012-08-14 10:21:24 PM  

dahmers love zombie: miss diminutive: This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.

Three quick shakes and that IS my sexual exploits.


zing!
 
2012-08-14 10:23:03 PM  

dahmers love zombie: miss diminutive: This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.

Three quick shakes and that IS my sexual exploits.


Well played. I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.
 
2012-08-14 10:44:00 PM  

miss diminutive: dahmers love zombie: miss diminutive: This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.

Three quick shakes and that IS my sexual exploits.

I set 'em up, you knock 'em down.


Those are my sexual exploits.
 
2012-08-15 12:06:50 AM  
images.askmen.com

"Um.... no."
 
2012-08-15 12:08:28 AM  
robinbrown.co.uk
 
2012-08-15 12:08:28 AM  
dahmers love zombie: miss diminutive: This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.

Three quick shakes and that IS my sexual exploits.


AAAAAND we're done here
 
2012-08-15 12:08:36 AM  
you have to admire the attempt at an explanation.
 
2012-08-15 12:15:03 AM  
Pics, or it di... What? Oh, yes. That does look like a comfortable chair. I'll just have a seat over there, shall I?
 
2012-08-15 12:15:21 AM  
16 and 18. Big farking whoop. She'll learn from her stupid mistake and no one died.
 
2012-08-15 12:19:16 AM  
This happened 5 years ago, when the dood was 18 and the girl 16, even though the article does everything it can to convince you that this was a 23-yo taking advantage of a 16-yo.

And he's going to face child pron charges and register and be just like The Jesus and everything, which is ridiculous.
 
2012-08-15 12:19:38 AM  

dahmers love zombie: miss diminutive: This is why I have all my sexual exploits recorded via Etch-a-Sketch. Three quick shakes is all that separates you from complete anonymity.

Three quick shakes and that IS my sexual exploits.


hey, it's enough to impress a 16 year old.
 
2012-08-15 12:20:21 AM  
Know how I can tell he is NOT Mormon?
 
2012-08-15 12:20:29 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-15 12:26:14 AM  
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
 
2012-08-15 12:31:01 AM  
I'll have a seat over there.
 
2012-08-15 12:35:34 AM  
It's legal to bang a 16 year old but if you take a picture of her tits, you're a criminal. Makes perfect sense.
 
2012-08-15 12:39:20 AM  
These laws need to be reworked. Reminds me of a case down in Georgia several years ago where a 17 year old had consensual oral sex with a 15 year old at a party. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison for child molestation. Fortunately it made its way to the Georgia Supreme Court and they decided that the punishment was asinine and released him...but he'd already been in prison for two farking years at that point.

Due to all of the negative publicity, the legislature changed the offense to a misdemeanor, which is still nuts, but more rational than it being felony child molestation.

Wilson v. State of Georgia
 
2012-08-15 12:44:06 AM  
When I was 23 we'd take the 26 year old girls out for a "boat ride" in the gulf of Mexico. An hour and a half later we were you-know-where... that's right, international waters! We basically had diplomatic immunity at that point. Not a court in the land could convict us for what we did on those hot, salty summer mornings.

No video though, just the memories...
 
2012-08-15 12:54:32 AM  

Silly Jesus: These laws need to be reworked. Reminds me of a case down in Georgia several years ago where a 17 year old had consensual oral sex with a 15 year old at a party. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison for child molestation. Fortunately it made its way to the Georgia Supreme Court and they decided that the punishment was asinine and released him...but he'd already been in prison for two farking years at that point.

Due to all of the negative publicity, the legislature changed the offense to a misdemeanor, which is still nuts, but more rational than it being felony child molestation.

Wilson v. State of Georgia


Georgia Supreme Court actually makes good decisions sometimes?
 
2012-08-15 01:00:36 AM  
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you were.
 
2012-08-15 01:02:10 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: When I was 23 we'd take the 26 year old girls out for a "boat ride" in the gulf of Mexico. An hour and a half later we were you-know-where... that's right, international waters! We basically had diplomatic immunity at that point. Not a court in the land could convict us for what we did on those hot, salty summer mornings.

No video though, just the memories...


You could still get burned by the Mann Act.

But if they were really 26, then that seems unlikely. 16? You don't want anyone finding out, international waters or not.
 
2012-08-15 01:03:26 AM  

MeinRS6: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: When I was 23 we'd take
You could still get burned by the Mann Act.

But if they were really 26, then that seems unlikely. 16? You don't want anyone finding out, international waters or not.


I'm pretty sure there's no way to prove what he said was true.
 
2012-08-15 01:04:23 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: When I was 23 we'd take the 26 year old girls out for a "boat ride" in the gulf of Mexico. An hour and a half later we were you-know-where... that's right, international waters! We basically had diplomatic immunity at that point. Not a court in the land could convict us for what we did on those hot, salty summer mornings.

No video though, just the memories...


What were you doing to the 26 year old women that made you think you had to travel 12 miles off shore for?
 
2012-08-15 01:11:24 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: When I was 23 we'd take the 26 year old girls out for a "boat ride" in the gulf of Mexico. An hour and a half later we were you-know-where... that's right, international waters! We basically had diplomatic immunity at that point. Not a court in the land could convict us for what we did on those hot, salty summer mornings.

No video though, just the memories...


All 20 of them? Geeez, your an animal
 
2012-08-15 01:17:10 AM  

Silly Jesus: These laws need to be reworked. Reminds me of a case down in Georgia several years ago where a 17 year old had consensual oral sex with a 15 year old at a party. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison for child molestation. Fortunately it made its way to the Georgia Supreme Court and they decided that the punishment was asinine and released him...but he'd already been in prison for two farking years at that point.

Due to all of the negative publicity, the legislature changed the offense to a misdemeanor, which is still nuts, but more rational than it being felony child molestation.

Wilson v. State of Georgia


Age of consent is 16 in GA. If it can drive, the ball is live.
 
2012-08-15 01:17:58 AM  
What's his fark handle?

/BIE?

/eip
 
2012-08-15 01:21:23 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: When I was 23 we'd take the 26 year old girls out for a "boat ride" in the gulf of Mexico. An hour and a half later we were you-know-where... that's right, international waters! We basically had diplomatic immunity at that point. Not a court in the land could convict us for what we did on those hot, salty summer mornings.

No video though, just the memories...


I wouldn't think they'd protest much no matter whose waters you were in. You know. Because of the implication.
 
2012-08-15 01:23:06 AM  
My mom was married at 16, and had 3 kids by 21. My grandmother was married at 14.

A sixteen year old and an 18 year old were farking? really? ohh laws god. Teenagers been farking since god made dirt.
 
2012-08-15 01:35:01 AM  
All of the teens in my family have been given the "do not take pics of yourself or others who are under 18" talk for exactly this reason.
 
2012-08-15 01:35:40 AM  
I bet they had a blast digging for all those photos.
 
2012-08-15 01:36:34 AM  

Captain_Ballbeard: Silly Jesus: These laws need to be reworked. Reminds me of a case down in Georgia several years ago where a 17 year old had consensual oral sex with a 15 year old at a party. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison for child molestation. Fortunately it made its way to the Georgia Supreme Court and they decided that the punishment was asinine and released him...but he'd already been in prison for two farking years at that point.

Due to all of the negative publicity, the legislature changed the offense to a misdemeanor, which is still nuts, but more rational than it being felony child molestation.

Wilson v. State of Georgia

Age of consent is 16 in GA. If it can drive, the ball is live.


If there's grass on the field it's time to play ball.

16 should be the standard anywhere. Be realisitc people. Teenagers be humpin'. Teach them common sense, put them on birth control and quit trying to pretend it doesn't happen.
 
2012-08-15 01:48:58 AM  

Mike Chewbacca: All of the teens in my family have been given the "do not take pics of yourself or others who are under 18" talk for exactly this reason.


Until the laws catch up with the times (i.e. the proliferation of cameras etc) that is great advice. I can think of no rational reason why someone should be able to be charged with child pr0n for taking pictures of themselves when there is no adult involved.
 
2012-08-15 01:59:33 AM  
So...........where's the pics man - or didja make the whole thing up?
 
2012-08-15 02:14:30 AM  
i283.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-15 02:38:25 AM  
Sooo we need pics to affirm or deny guilt...
 
2012-08-15 02:39:04 AM  
And they say chivalry is dead.
 
2012-08-15 02:39:35 AM  

Rockstone: Silly Jesus: These laws need to be reworked. Reminds me of a case down in Georgia several years ago where a 17 year old had consensual oral sex with a 15 year old at a party. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison for child molestation. Fortunately it made its way to the Georgia Supreme Court and they decided that the punishment was asinine and released him...but he'd already been in prison for two farking years at that point.

Due to all of the negative publicity, the legislature changed the offense to a misdemeanor, which is still nuts, but more rational than it being felony child molestation.

Wilson v. State of Georgia

Georgia Supreme Court actually makes good decisions sometimes?


It was late on a Friday and they had already started their weekend drinking.
 
2012-08-15 04:24:23 AM  
I knew a guy who broke up with his 17 year old GF when he was 20 and she said he'd raped her. Now he's a 290 and can't get a job anywhere.

Poor farker taught me an important lesson: always always ALWAYS check ID. Even if she's in college, she can still be underage.
 
2012-08-15 05:07:54 AM  

RKade: I knew a guy who broke up with his 17 year old GF when he was 20 and she said he'd raped her. Now he's a 290 and can't get a job anywhere.


Here in Louisiana, 17 is the age of consent. Also for late teens, you have to be 3 years apart in age to be criminal. Your guy would be safe here.
 
2012-08-15 06:40:33 AM  

T-Boy: RKade: I knew a guy who broke up with his 17 year old GF when he was 20 and she said he'd raped her. Now he's a 290 and can't get a job anywhere.

Here in Louisiana, 17 is the age of consent. Also for late teens, you have to be 3 years apart in age to be criminal. Your guy would be safe here.


Would have been safe anywhere except California. I never saw him after he got arrested. Just heard from his friends that he dropped off the map a few years ago because he was a monster or something. Guess the "counseling" got to him or something.

It made me go into psychology though. Nobody should ever think they're nothing. I mean even murderers and rapists should have SOMETHING while they rot away in prison.

/in favor of the death penalty and assisted suicide for economical reasons.
 
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