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Nabb1: AdolfOliverPanties: It is a disability aid, specifically a toy for autistic children.[img.gawkerassets.com image 300x278]Huh. I think you're right. Impressive work, Holmes.
AdolfOliverPanties: t is a disability aid, specifically a toy for autistic children.
MorrisBird: AdolfOliverPanties: t is a disability aid, specifically a toy for autistic children.Yep. Link
Parthenogenetic: MorrisBird: AdolfOliverPanties: t is a disability aid, specifically a toy for autistic children.Yep. LinkI think NowhereMon is correct.Do a GIS for cedar apple rust. Sweet dreams.First image is from the linked article.[img.gawkerassets.com image 640x360][plantpathology.uark.edu image 662x497][www.ag.auburn.edu image 432x324][fiddlehead.smugmug.com image 452x450]
aspAddict: It's The Funk.You see, the funk is a living creature. It's about the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. Came from another planet. Landed on Bootsy Collins' house.Back then Bootsy was just a simple farmer, but he took one look at all those moldy titties and lost his mind. He began to milk the funk. Made himself a funk shake. He began to feel fizzy inside. He found he could see around corners.Suddenly, he passed out. But when he came to, baby, he was slappin' a bass guitar fast and loose like some sort of delirious funky priest. Two months later, he was world famous with his band Parliament, and everybody wanted a piece of the funk. Rick Wakeman, even the Bee Gees.One day, Parliament were traveling on the mothership, foolin' around with the funk, when George Clinton kicked the funk clean overboard. And that was July the 2nd, 1979, "the day the funk died"...Two weeks later, I found the funk, in bed with a conga eel. At first I thought it was a sea anenome, but under closer inspection I realized it was a funky ball of tits from outer space. I offered to take him back to Parliament, but he said he was done with dat shiat, and that they never listened to him anyway, and were only interested in his funky bra juice.
Broktun: [z.about.com image 147x98]breast worms
AdolfOliverPanties: It is a disability aid, specifically a toy for autistic children.
Niveras: The Isle of the Deep is really not a single creature but a colonyof thousands of individual tubules, an aquatic vector of the Mind Wormwhich terrorizes Planet's continents. Over its lifetime certain tubulessecrete a tough, gluelike substance which hardens to form thecharacteristic shell that floats the colony and creates the appearanceof a rogue island.
SithLord: [surbrook.devermore.net image 214x558]I think she dropped it.\hot.
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AustinFakir: AdolfOliverPanties: It is a disability aid, specifically a toy for autistic children.[img.gawkerassets.com image 300x278]A tentacle ball has eighty-seven appendages. Now, an autistic child has a one-track mind. For instance, the autistic child is coming after you with the idea of tearing your head off. You hold up the tentacle ball, and all of a sudden, he has eighty-seven points of interest. He loses his train of thought; this agitates him. He takes his wrath out on the tentacle ball. His mind now has been completely distracted from his original thought: "Eat the man in the white pants."
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