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(WTOP)   Foreign objects show up in Penn State ice cream. University blames Paterno   (wtop.com) divider line 48
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2012-08-14 04:21:17 PM  
FFS subby you racist

It's "International object", not foreign
 
2012-08-14 04:23:32 PM  
Penn State ice cream?

Is that what is used to soothe the burning after a spirited round of rhythmic slapping sounds?
 
2012-08-14 04:24:12 PM  
Joe didn't put them there. He just looked away while they were being put in place.
 
2012-08-14 04:32:33 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Penn State ice cream?

Is that what is used to soothe the burning after a spirited round of rhythmic slapping sounds?


That's what they use to ply little boys into coming into the shower with Coach Sandusky.
 
2012-08-14 04:34:51 PM  
They would have mentioned that there were international objects in the ice cream sooner, but they didn't want to ruin anyone's weekend.
 
2012-08-14 04:48:59 PM  
Berkey bills itself as the nation's largest university creamery.

I thought Sandusky held that title.
 
2012-08-14 04:50:56 PM  
That's what happens when you let students make the ice cream.


/I'm kidding, I'm sure this an isolated incident
//maybe not
 
2012-08-14 04:52:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Penn State ice cream?

Is that what is used to soothe the burning after a spirited round of rhythmic slapping sounds?


You can hate on that whole mess caused by Sandusky and the powers that be, but Penn State creamery ice cream is just ridiculously good. Worth the international objects-level good, if you ask me.

I have to wonder if they've stopped selling Peachy Paterno.
 
2012-08-14 04:54:05 PM  

factoryconnection: FirstNationalBastard: Penn State ice cream?

Is that what is used to soothe the burning after a spirited round of rhythmic slapping sounds?

You can hate on that whole mess caused by Sandusky and the powers that be, but Penn State creamery ice cream is just ridiculously good. Worth the international objects-level good, if you ask me.

I have to wonder if they've stopped selling Peachy Paterno.


The ice cream may be good, but they may want to think about rebranding.
 
2012-08-14 04:59:37 PM  
Cut up pieces of Spiderman underoos. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-08-14 05:00:08 PM  
It could be the way they pack the fudge.
 
2012-08-14 05:00:48 PM  

factoryconnection: I have to wonder if they've stopped selling Peachy Paterno.


Don't know about that one by I am sure that they no longer sell Chunky Sandusky.
 
2012-08-14 05:01:32 PM  
You know what they say: In for a penny, In for a pounding.

/say that every day.
 
2012-08-14 05:01:34 PM  
Does all their ice cream get nuts in it?
 
2012-08-14 05:01:34 PM  
Is eating that ice cream as bad or worse than getting ass raped by Jerry Sandusky in the shower?
 
2012-08-14 05:02:55 PM  
I don't get it.
 
2012-08-14 05:05:04 PM  

factoryconnection: I have to wonder if they've stopped selling Peachy Paterno.


It's still available. I doubt they will discontinue that one.

Flavors Available
 
2012-08-14 05:05:11 PM  
They should name their flavors like Ben & Jerry's does.

Penn State Creamery nookies n cream
Penn State Creamery rocky road to recovery
Penn State Creamery Cub scout crunch
Penn State Creamery Late Night assault
Penn State Creamery handful o nuts
 
2012-08-14 05:06:32 PM  
Their ice cream is good, just don't order the Santorum Swirl, because it will make you violently ill.
 
2012-08-14 05:07:17 PM  

Jake Havechek: Is eating that ice cream as bad or worse than getting ass raped by Jerry Sandusky in the shower?


You might be surprised to learn that they're about equal.
 
2012-08-14 05:09:17 PM  

Jake Havechek: Is eating that ice cream as bad or worse than getting ass raped by Jerry Sandusky in the shower?


The hell kind of ice cream is that? Nuts and fudge?

/oh look, a handbasket
 
2012-08-14 05:11:38 PM  

litespeed74: It could be the way they pack the fudge.


Sandusky Swirl is fudge tightly packed into the bottom of a small little can of Vanilla, with nuts slapped on top of it.
 
2012-08-14 05:11:39 PM  
I'd ask if they found any used condoms from Sandusky's rape of little boys in the ice cream, but I'd guess he didn't practice safe sex.

If they want to keep selling it, just tell people the metal is just bits and pieces from Paterno's statue. There are many fans who would buy that in a minute to enshrine in their personal JoePa altar.
 
2012-08-14 05:11:47 PM  
How are their new brands?

Shower Sherbet
Pedo Peanut Butter
Second Mile of Rocky Road
Victim Vanilla
Cover Up Caramel
 
2012-08-14 05:12:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: The ice cream may be good, but they may want to think about rebranding.


It seems pretty clear that Paterno fans aren't going to stop being Paterno fans just because of a little 14-year cover-up of child sexual abuse.

Sandusky could have used a pint of Peachy Paterno as lube in the shower and they'd still have no problem selling it to those nutcases.
 
2012-08-14 05:14:18 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Does all their ice cream get nuts in it?


I hear it comes between two buns.
 
2012-08-14 05:14:46 PM  

BeesNuts: I don't get it.


No one gets it. The cult like followers of the creamery just don't get it. You cannot simply enjoy ice cream and pretend that it required the systematic assault on the teats of hundreds of dairy cows. Burn it to the ground, piss on it and rub the ashes into the eyes of the dairy farmers.

Also, pull the food safety certificate from Wawa.

If you don't do that, it is clear you just don't get it.
 
2012-08-14 05:18:57 PM  
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2012-08-14 05:19:12 PM  
So, the cream they use comes from the university herd. Oh, boy.
 
2012-08-14 05:19:12 PM  

BeesNuts: I don't get it.


I chuckled at that because I thought of Big right away.

/not sure your post had anything to do with the movie Big
 
2012-08-14 05:21:15 PM  

Matthew Keene: So, the cream they use comes from the university herd. Oh, boy.


media.theweek.com

/I'd milk her.
 
2012-08-14 05:32:46 PM  
www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-08-14 05:37:09 PM  
The NCAA (National Creamery Advisory Administration) has ordered a 4 year ban on coupons, forced to the store to pay a 60 million sprinkles fine, and moved the giant ice cream cone statue. formerly located in front of the store, to an unknown location..
 
2012-08-14 05:52:49 PM  

blatz514: BeesNuts: I don't get it.

I chuckled at that because I thought of Big right away.

/not sure your post had anything to do with the movie Big


I was hoping to follow up with "All I said was I didn't get it."

/gimme the god damned ball!
 
2012-08-14 05:54:36 PM  

Jake Havechek: Is eating that ice cream as bad or worse than getting ass raped by Jerry Sandusky in the shower?


Ya know. After all the corny puns and bad jokes, I respect this one the most.
 
2012-08-14 06:04:17 PM  
penis into childs asshole? why not penny into ice cream
makes perfect sense
putting something that doesn't belong into a child's something or other
 
2012-08-14 06:05:08 PM  

Jake Havechek: Is eating that ice cream as bad or worse than getting ass raped by Jerry Sandusky in the shower?


i'm pretty sure Jerry Sandusky isn't raping people any more
 
2012-08-14 07:43:57 PM  
OK, so I've never once whined about a headline getting picked over mine, but is THIS better than, "Now even the ice cream at Penn State is getting molested?" Really?
 
2012-08-14 07:45:04 PM  

unclemongo: OK, so I've never once whined about a headline getting picked over mine, but is THIS better than, "Now even the ice cream at Penn State is getting molested?" Really?


because there was no video evidence, we can't convict him. oh yeah
 
2012-08-14 07:48:04 PM  

unclemongo: OK, so I've never once whined about a headline getting picked over mine, but is THIS better than, "Now even the ice cream at Penn State is getting molested?" Really?


If that was all you wrote, then yeah, this one is a better headline.

Now, if you wrote something like "Foreign objects found in Penn State Ice Cream. Great, now even the ice cream at Penn State is getting molested", that would have been decent.

Of course, I'd go for "Foreign Objects found thrust into Penn State Ice Cream. Subby didn't know Ice Cream could survive a shower."
 
2012-08-14 07:48:33 PM  

ChrisDe: They should name their flavors like Ben & Jerry's does.

Penn State Creamery nookies n cream
Penn State Creamery rocky road to recovery
Penn State Creamery Cub scout crunch
Penn State Creamery Late Night assault
Penn State Creamery handful o nuts


Penn State Creamer Shower Stall Surprise
Penn State Creamery Hershey Highway Hash
Penn State Creamery Tickle Monster Toffee

and the store's special

Penn State Creamery Banana Spit Or Swallow
 
2012-08-14 08:02:27 PM  
So this is where Pralines 'N Dick comes from...
 
2012-08-14 08:30:28 PM  
Well at least they report food contamination faster than they report child rape.
 
2012-08-14 09:45:10 PM  
LOL, I'm beginning to think that Penn State's name is FOREVER ruined. LOL at all you little cultists who have one of their diplomas. LOL at you.
 
2012-08-14 10:19:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: litespeed74: It could be the way they pack the fudge.

Sandusky Swirl is fudge tightly packed into the bottom of a small little can of Vanilla, with nuts slapped on top of it.


THIS is how you make a joke.


Captain_Ballbeard: LOL, I'm beginning to think that Penn State's name is FOREVER ruined. LOL at all you little cultists who have one of their diplomas. LOL at you.


And this is how you ARE a joke.

Let's take a moment and learn something about comedy.
 
2012-08-14 10:40:37 PM  

Captain_Ballbeard: LOL, I'm beginning to think that Penn State's name is FOREVER ruined. LOL at all you little cultists who have one of their diplomas. LOL at you.


I happen to have of those diplomas and I, like others who graduated from Penn State, are hardly cultists But hey, if you want to take the Freeh Report as Holy Writ, go right ahead.

LOL at me.

/Class of '93
 
2012-08-14 11:05:42 PM  

doglover: FirstNationalBastard: litespeed74: It could be the way they pack the fudge.

Sandusky Swirl is fudge tightly packed into the bottom of a small little can of Vanilla, with nuts slapped on top of it.

THIS is how you make a joke.


Captain_Ballbeard: LOL, I'm beginning to think that Penn State's name is FOREVER ruined. LOL at all you little cultists who have one of their diplomas. LOL at you.

And this is how you ARE a joke.

Let's take a moment and learn something about comedy.


Penn State ButtHurt Butter Pecan.

/oops, Butt Hurt was the wrong choice of words
 
2012-08-15 10:34:25 AM  
actual photo. inspiration? who knows....

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