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(NBC News)   America runs on Dunkin' - and occasionally into it   (usnews.nbcnews.com ) divider line
    More: Fail, Dunkin' Donuts, Central Ave, Jersey City, Department of Health, pregnancy  
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2328 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2012 at 4:34 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-14 04:37:42 PM  
Oh, goodie. Another chance for the Food Nazis to tell us unwashed masses how their 30 dollar per pastry organic Starbucks muffin is better than Dunkin.
 
2012-08-14 04:39:45 PM  
I really hate that slogan. America runs on deep fried sugar fat!
 
2012-08-14 04:41:26 PM  
Fark Starbucks.
 
2012-08-14 04:43:48 PM  
I myself have almost driven through the front glass of a Duncan Doughnuts. When was 17 and my transmission stuck causing me to go forward instead of reverse.. With lots of running people in front of me.. However, I may be in a coma momentarily because I had a 1/2 Krispy Kreme...
 
2012-08-14 04:43:49 PM  
Bring out the jaws of life.

Hang on a sec, busy with the jaws of chewing.
 
2012-08-14 04:44:00 PM  
America is too fat to run.
 
2012-08-14 04:45:36 PM  

neversubmit: America is too fat to run.


America Hoverounds on Duncan.
 
2012-08-14 04:47:59 PM  
I'm surprised this sort of thing doesn't happen all the time on Central Ave.

/loves me some Pizza Master
 
2012-08-14 04:48:24 PM  
America gets the runs from Dunkin.
 
2012-08-14 04:50:56 PM  
Some one should stop by that location and ask if they have any holes.
 
2012-08-14 04:51:07 PM  
No donut is safe.

media.mmgcommunity.topscms.com

Everyone Panic?
 
2012-08-14 04:51:16 PM  
I had a high school friend being chased by the police. He drove his Dodge into the front dining area of a Jack In The Box at 2am. And out the back, at 1:58am.
 
2012-08-14 04:54:09 PM  
Ahh Dunkin. Horrible for you, but so tasty. Whenever I travel east I try and stop. Like last week in Pittsburgh. Two thousand calorie doughnuts is a good breakfast, right?
 
2012-08-14 05:01:50 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: neversubmit: America is too fat to run.

America Hoverounds on Duncan.


Good one!
 
2012-08-14 05:14:31 PM  
Well, there was a sign outside that said "Drive-Thru," but let's not quibble over details.
 
2012-08-14 05:20:02 PM  
It wasn't clear what caused the SUV to careen into the shop at 318 Central Ave. at about 8:30 p.m.

A dumbass.
 
2012-08-14 05:31:58 PM  

Amphipath: No donut is safe.

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Everyone Panic?


at least this guy apologized to the building, and its occupants.
 
2012-08-14 05:43:24 PM  
some 30 years ago i stopped at a DD on Rt.23 around Verona NJ for a coffee to go. this was back when people would linger in DD's for hours because you could smoke there, and people would chat and be social. saw a guy so farking huge he was sitting on TWO seats at the counter at one time. and he was not in fear of falling down in the middle, either. plenty of cheek on both seats. these were not loose stools you could move around, these were bolted in place. it was farking amazing.
 
2012-08-14 05:52:09 PM  
Four others are in (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) condition after being treated for trauma
 
2012-08-14 06:26:19 PM  
"I'm an alcoholic!", declares the driver, as the public defender, judge and even the prosecutor try to get him to STFU in court.
 
2012-08-14 06:27:39 PM  

Amphipath: No donut is safe.

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Everyone Panic?


It's time we addressed the real problem here. We need SUV control and I don't just mean a 7-day waiting period. There is no 2nd Amendment right to drive an SUV. Ban them now!
 
2012-08-14 06:41:36 PM  
America runs on Dunkin...just not very fast.
 
2012-08-14 06:56:37 PM  
CSB: A DD in my town had people drive through the same front window twice. And a third time a woman went backward through the parking lot and into a river. All drivers were over 75 and all had the exact same excuse: "I stepped on the brake pedal and the car accelerated wildly officer."
 
2012-08-14 08:34:45 PM  
Many years ago they used to actually make the doughnuts at each store. The one in my hometown caught one of their employees on film adding his own special batter to the batter. Enjoy your doughnuts folks.
 
2012-08-15 12:01:17 AM  
I always wondered with Dunkin doughnuts sponsoring so many morning news shows that if a Dunkin employee goes nuts and kills the customers would they report it?
 
2012-08-15 10:01:56 AM  

JohnnyAqua: I always wondered with Dunkin doughnuts sponsoring so many morning news shows that if a Dunkin employee goes nuts and kills the customers would they report it?


It already happened.

Didn't know that, did you?
 
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