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(Wired)   Nine fictional beverages you can never drink...but here are recipes that might allow you to replicate a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster or some raktajino   ( ) divider line
    More: PSA, fictional beverages, Earl Grey, laws of physics, fictional world, gold bar, Harry Potter fans, hitchhikers, Romulans  
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13343 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2012 at 7:49 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-14 09:45:28 PM  
3 votes:

Anyone for a holy bartender?
2012-08-14 07:34:57 PM  
3 votes:
2012-08-14 07:14:16 PM  
3 votes:
Why bother? I already have a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
2012-08-14 06:34:19 PM  
3 votes:
2012-08-15 12:06:40 AM  
2 votes:

maelstrom0370: Waaaaay back when (80's), there was this show on HBO starring Martin Short as a private eye. He drank this crazy, labor intensive, 7 layer parfait drink that bartenders HATED making. They'd finish it, he'd take A drink and leave it. Anyone?

That's a pousse-cafe. If really want to piss off the bartender, stir it before you drink it.
2012-08-14 07:55:28 PM  
2 votes:

Damn, can't believe the tranya wasn't on that list.
2012-08-14 07:18:09 PM  
2 votes:

pseudowho: Why bother?
2012-08-14 04:48:14 PM  
2 votes:
Where's my Caf-Pow, Gibbs?
2012-08-15 01:53:26 AM  
1 vote:

JDJoeE: mikebdoss: I very likely still have some of the Romulan Ale I bought at Star Trek: The Experience in Vegas a decade ago. I remember it being not-at-all good, so I'm sure it's much, much worse now.

Once upon a time there was a decent Romulan Ale @ the experience (RIP). It was a blueish-green colored Austrian lager. It wasn't too bad. Then they got cheap and replaced it with Guatemalan beer mixed with some nasty blue food dye that stained everything it touched, that shiate was available (maybe still is @ BevMo).

I've got the really bad, really blue staining version. I'm curious to dig it up now, but I should document it on youtube in case it's really bad or I die while drinking it.
2012-08-14 09:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-14 09:18:26 PM  
1 vote:

Gloopy old list is just a lot of chepooka without some of the old Moloko-Plus to brosay down yer gorlo.
2012-08-14 09:04:33 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-14 08:48:10 PM  
1 vote:

Keep em coming Gleepglop.
2012-08-14 08:46:22 PM  
1 vote:
Came for Klah, leaving satisfied...and itching to make up a batch...wonder if I could substitute the sweet ground chocolate for ovaltine?


Gummmmy bearrrrrrsssss bouncing here and there and everywherrrrreeeee...

/totally random.
2012-08-14 08:23:07 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-14 08:19:24 PM  
1 vote:
Um, no reason, but is there any solvent other than water that would allow alcohol to have a higher ABV before it causes you to start vomiting blood?
2012-08-14 08:15:59 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-14 08:05:16 PM  
1 vote:

All_Farked_Up: b0rg9: [ image 610x454]

Damn, can't believe the tranya wasn't on that list.

Grapefruit juice according to the actor and he hated it.

Guess he didn't really relish it then.
/it's green
2012-08-14 08:00:45 PM  
1 vote:

b0rg9: [ image 610x454]

Damn, can't believe the tranya wasn't on that list.

Grapefruit juice according to the actor and he hated it.
2012-08-14 07:59:59 PM  
1 vote:
Not actually a fictional drink but one time working at a convention we used the hotel glasses "somewhat chalice shaped' for coffee. We worried about them breaking from the heat so we wrapped them in duct tape. These were quickly acquired by the klingon contingent at the con.

//Jimmy approved
///Also got his Dewars and Mineral water during the con
//Yes, I know CSB
2012-08-14 06:13:35 PM  
1 vote:
Picard: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Kirk: Ale. Romulan. Illegal.

Advantage: Kirk.

Klingon blood wine is supposed to be twice as strong as whiskey but I don't know how that's scientifically possible. Must involve an inverse warp field channeled through the deflector dish.
2012-08-14 05:39:17 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone comes near my beer with butter gets a shot in the 'nads.

2012-08-14 05:15:29 PM  
1 vote:
I'll have a Screaming Viking please...
2012-08-14 04:47:40 PM  
1 vote:
Fizzy Lifting Drink.
2012-08-14 04:43:38 PM  
1 vote:
Jynna N'tawnyx.
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