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(Daily Mail)   Rashida Jones apologizes about her statements about John Travolta while the Daily Mail doesn't apologize for using the exact same pictures from the previous article   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Followup, Rashida Jones, John Travolta, Daily Mail, search warrants, human beings, Bradley Cooper, Kelly Preston, Sundance Film Festival  
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2012-08-14 04:33:15 PM  
John Travolta sure is a funny looking guy. Like Steve Buscemi funny looking.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-14 05:12:20 PM  

Babwa Wawa: John Travolta sure is a funny looking guy. Like Steve Buscemi funny looking.

[i.imgur.com image 200x410]


Does Buscemi have a bad rug, too?
 
2012-08-14 05:14:09 PM  

Fo Shiz: Babwa Wawa: John Travolta sure is a funny looking guy. Like Steve Buscemi funny looking.

[i.imgur.com image 200x410]

Does Buscemi have a bad rug, too?


It's not a rug

honestinfomercialreviews.com
 
2012-08-14 05:21:18 PM  

Fo Shiz: Does Buscemi have a bad rug, too?


That face, dude. Not something I'd want to see in the wee hours of the morning.
 
2012-08-14 05:23:01 PM  
John. The hair. Stop it.
 
2012-08-14 05:34:29 PM  

Walker: John. The hair. Stop it.


Seriously. No one believes you.
 
2012-08-14 06:59:38 PM  

kingoomieiii: Walker: John. The hair. Stop it.

Seriously. No one believes you.


You'd prefer a beard?
 
2012-08-14 07:29:33 PM  
Rashida Jones: So hot, but so painfully unlikable.
 
2012-08-14 07:30:40 PM  
Nor do I.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-14 07:32:44 PM  

mooseyfate: Rashida Jones: So hot, but so painfully unlikable.


So right on the former, so painfully not on the latter.
 
2012-08-14 07:36:48 PM  
who cares?
she's just a big old whore, anyway.
 
2012-08-14 07:38:47 PM  
Travolta went without the rug in Savages and looked pretty good. Maybe $cientologists are not supposed to be bald?

I understand it for certain characters. Hell, both Bruce Willis and Nic Cage have been bald since the 80s, but seriously, John, give it up.
 
2012-08-14 07:45:07 PM  

mooseyfate: Rashida Jones: So hot, but so painfully unlikable.


wat
 
2012-08-14 07:49:31 PM  
Who is Rashida Jones?
Why should I care what she says?
 
2012-08-14 08:00:05 PM  
The Scatatologists got to her.
Like we knew they would.

/Suzanne, the plans they made put and end to you...
 
2012-08-14 08:02:31 PM  
I would trade in my wife and kids to disappoint her.

/I probably wouldn't
//Probably
 
2012-08-14 08:20:15 PM  

Walker: John. The hair. Stop it.


Dude would look just fine with the Telly Savalas haircut. Although a close buzz presents the least amount of work + still hides the grey.

/then again, Ted Danson's gotten away with a rug for decades, so . . . .
 
2012-08-14 08:24:14 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Nor do I.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1311]


I could suck her face all day.
 
2012-08-14 08:30:29 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Nor do I.

[i.imgur.com image 850x1311]


We can rebuild the Rashida Jones thread. We have the technology.

www.gq.com
/props to solcofn for this
//Also I'm assuming she's apologizing due to a Scientology mob
 
2012-08-14 08:32:56 PM  
Not a bad one either...

www.eonline.com
 
2012-08-14 09:00:33 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-14 09:02:15 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

www.instablogsimages.com

legacy.barstoolsports.com

4.bp.blogspot.com

sincitytrifecta.com
 
2012-08-14 09:09:31 PM  
I've always been partial to this picture:
s3.amazonaws.com

Also:
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
"Wow, you are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I. or..."
 
2012-08-14 09:12:28 PM  
She's ridiculously cute, but the only thing I've ever seen her in was Freaks and Geeks.

/"You're dead, Weir. Dead!"
//oh yeah, and that romcom parody in that romcom. With Jason Segel.
///Wait a second. Whoaaaa.
 
2012-08-14 09:12:49 PM  
I am in love with her. And her "not to be farked with" personality.
 
2012-08-14 09:13:08 PM  
I'd do sexy time with her but only if I could play "the steerbeater"
 
2012-08-14 09:21:22 PM  
FTA: "Made a thoughtless comment about John Travolta. I sincerely apologize. Nobody's personal life is my business.
Rashida Jones"

Well done,Rashida.That's how you do it. If only more would do the same.
 
2012-08-14 09:25:37 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Walker: John. The hair. Stop it.

Dude would look just fine with the Telly Savalas haircut. Although a close buzz presents the least amount of work + still hides the grey.

/then again, Ted Danson's gotten away with a rug for decades, so . . . .


www.absolutely.net

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my rug is."
 
2012-08-14 09:34:43 PM  

puckrock2000: AliceBToklasLives: Walker: John. The hair. Stop it.

Dude would look just fine with the Telly Savalas haircut. Although a close buzz presents the least amount of work + still hides the grey.

/then again, Ted Danson's gotten away with a rug for decades, so . . . .

[www.absolutely.net image 543x800]

"I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my rug is."


Bald thread, eh? I've got the theme song.

I looked in the mirror today
My eyes just didn't seem so bright
I've lost a few more hairs
I think I'm going bald

I think I'm going bald

Seems like only yesterday
We would sit and talk of dreams all night
Dreams of youth
And simple truths
Now we're so involved
So involved with life

Walk down vanity fair
Memory lane everywhere
Wall Street shuffles there
Dressed in flowing hair

Once we loved the flowers
Now we ask the price of the land
Once we would take water
But now it must be wine
Now we've been
And now we've seen
What price peace of mind

Take a piece of my mind

My life is slipping away
I'm aging every day
But even when I'm grey
I'll still be grey my way
 
2012-08-14 09:44:52 PM  
i486.photobucket.com
I just think it's cool that she found time to win gold for Great Britain.
 
2012-08-14 09:55:12 PM  
Since we're going Olymipcs, is anyone else seeing Aly Raisman in the sidebar photo selection?
Rawr, rawr.

Mah gawd.
 
2012-08-14 09:57:28 PM  

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 504x378]
I just think it's cool that she found time to win gold for Great Britain.


Not even close. Lolo and her even share the same last name.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-14 10:02:59 PM  
She should apologize to my penis for her neglect of it.

/She reads Fark, right? So this is an effective tactic?
 
2012-08-14 10:14:09 PM  
I thought she was only ok in "I Love You Man" but the last couple of seasons of "Parks and Rec" she's looked really good.
 
2012-08-14 10:23:18 PM  

therecksays: I thought she was only ok in "I Love You Man" but the last couple of seasons of "Parks and Rec" she's looked really good.


To be fair,that was an overhyped comedy with zero standout performances. The minute I left the multiplex,I forgot what I'd just watched.
 
2012-08-14 10:28:53 PM  
oh gosh shes cute
 
2012-08-14 10:47:18 PM  
She has a crush on me.
 
2012-08-14 10:48:26 PM  
don't you dare compare the great Buscemi with ghey Travolta
 
2012-08-14 10:56:46 PM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2012-08-14 11:01:04 PM  
www.gq.com

/wish I was that chair
 
2012-08-14 11:05:48 PM  

TheJoe03: [www.gq.com image 628x434]

/wish I was that chair


You're right, that is a really cook looking chair.
 
2012-08-14 11:10:19 PM  

FunkOut: You're right, that is a really cook looking chair.


You know how I know you're a straight woman?

/wanted to post the original joke but then I clicked you profile
 
2012-08-14 11:21:15 PM  
Dream day: have lunch with Q and Ray Kurzweil, then take Rashida out for the evening.

Rashida is as physically gorgeous as there is, and on the flip side can carry weight in an interview for NPR. And yes, she's totally going to read this and declare me her internet boyfriend.
 
2012-08-14 11:27:35 PM  

TheJoe03: FunkOut: You're right, that is a really cook looking chair.

You know how I know you're a straight woman?

/wanted to post the original joke but then I clicked you profile


Oddly enough, I was going to say something about her thighs but then thought it would be funny to focus on the chair.
 
2012-08-14 11:32:52 PM  

Babwa Wawa: John Travolta sure is a funny looking guy. Like Steve Buscemi funny looking.

[i.imgur.com image 200x410]


He looks like his face is trying to pull away from his head, like No Face from Spirited Away.
 
2012-08-15 12:23:35 AM  
It's funny that someone called out Travolta for being gayer than Richard Simmons' dick.
 
2012-08-15 12:28:02 AM  
Hummina. Did she say something? I was too distracted.
 
2012-08-15 12:51:04 AM  
I would Rashida her Jones.

If you know what I mean.

Also, hybrids. People, this is why interracial sex is the best thing ever: It produces this BEAUTIFUL specimens. Holy shiat.

That's why Latin America produces so many hotties. Lots of interracial sexy time went down there (and it's still going on.)

Good genes pass themselves, bad genes keep out. Voila. Beautiful people. The best of both worlds.

Unless you're the unlucky person who gets the worst XD
 
2012-08-15 12:56:03 AM  
I really wasn't planning on fapping but dammit, now I have no choice.
 
2012-08-15 01:13:08 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Well done,Rashida.That's how you do it. If only more would do the same.


That's not how you do it. You don't open your mouth in the first place. Worry about your own genitals, that's how you actually do it.
 
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