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(Uproxx)   Former "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico fell down a mountain while searching for Noah's Ark. That is all   (uproxx.com) divider line 195
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2012-08-14 05:38:06 PM

Former "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico fell down a mountain


I bet she bounced.
 
2012-08-14 05:38:44 PM
If we know which mountain the Ark settled upon, why is everyone running up and down other mountains looking for it?

And it'd be hard to miss a box that big, even if it was worn down to scraps.
 
2012-08-14 05:38:52 PM
Somebody wasn't in the kitchen where they belonged.
 
2012-08-14 05:39:39 PM
So, like Jeff Goldblum, she's dead.
 
2012-08-14 05:41:11 PM
I have some perfectly good wood right here she can find.
 
2012-08-14 05:41:53 PM
cdn.uproxx.com

Nice DSL
 
2012-08-14 05:42:34 PM
Even without the cuts and bruises, thats rough.

/Studman69
 
2012-08-14 05:42:36 PM
I always remember Ms D'Errico as being featured in the first modern Playboy magazine I had at age 12. Prior to that it was vintage mags from the 70's and 80's with bush and lots of it.
 
2012-08-14 05:42:41 PM
Would have been awesome with video included, in Slow motion...With the bounce mentioned above.
 
2012-08-14 05:43:07 PM
While there is no ark at the top of Mt. Ararat there is a geologic anomaly that looks quite a bit like an Ark. This natural formation may have contributed to the Biblical story. The mountain itself is in a very politically sensitive area so the Turks are not amenable to opening it up to proper exploration.

-- i know cool story bro.
 
2012-08-14 05:43:32 PM
Looks like someone didn't make a sammich or do the laundry.
 
2012-08-14 05:43:32 PM
apparently they were looking on 'ugly mountain' and she fell all the way down.

very not flattering photo.
would not hit... probably wouldn't push off a mountain either though.
 
2012-08-14 05:43:46 PM
 
2012-08-14 05:44:00 PM
Some people don't understand the concept of "myth"
 
2012-08-14 05:44:34 PM
problem is the biblical text says "the mountains of ararat"
the mountain we call ararat may or may not have anything to do with the mythical flood event
 
2012-08-14 05:44:44 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: ...it'd be hard to miss a box that big, even if it was worn down to scraps.


This is exactly the reason she was recognized to begin with.
 
2012-08-14 05:44:50 PM
oh how the mighty have fallen... so to speak.
 
2012-08-14 05:45:23 PM
Has this farking woman not heard of Google Earth?!?!
 
2012-08-14 05:48:06 PM
looks like she came in contact with poison sumac/ivy. a regimen of prednisone and she'll be deflated in a week.
 
2012-08-14 05:48:08 PM
The best way to prevent yourself from falling down a mountain when looking for Noah's Ark?

Realize that it's just a story and that there isn't a Noah's Ark.
 
2012-08-14 05:48:48 PM
Back in the day
www.retronaut.co
 
2012-08-14 05:49:29 PM

Mark Ratner: Looks like someone didn't make a sammich or do the laundry.


Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-08-14 05:49:40 PM
"Now, tell 'em how you got hurt."

home.comcast.net

".... ..i.... fell down a mountain while searching for Noah's Ark."
 
2012-08-14 05:50:27 PM

Dammuzi: the mountain we call ararat may or may not have anything to do with the mythical flood event


And you also don't even have enough info whether to call it mythical or not.
 
2012-08-14 05:51:02 PM

special20: Keizer_Ghidorah: ...it'd be hard to miss a box that big, even if it was worn down to scraps.

This is exactly the reason she was recognized to begin with.


mlkshk.com
 
2012-08-14 05:51:58 PM
We're climbing a mountain honey, do you really think you need to be flashing the side boob.
 
2012-08-14 05:53:15 PM

Mark Ratner: Looks like someone didn't make a sammich or do the laundry.


Your timing is impeccable. Well played.
 
2012-08-14 05:53:45 PM

LeroyBourne: We're climbing a mountain honey, do you really think you need to be flashing the side boob.


All women with non wrinkly tits need to be flashing the side boob at all times.
 
2012-08-14 05:54:12 PM
Falling down the mountain
End up kissing dirt
Look a little closer
Sometimes it wouldn't hurt
 
2012-08-14 05:55:51 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: If we know which mountain the Ark settled upon, why is everyone running up and down other mountains looking for it?

And it'd be hard to miss a box that big, even if it was worn down to scraps.


Because it's a fairy tale.
 
2012-08-14 05:55:51 PM
I wonder if her nose looks like that cause of the fall or the booze.
 
2012-08-14 05:58:41 PM
I'd call this experience a win after being on Baywatch.
 
2012-08-14 05:59:42 PM
Well, Did she find it?

/got my fingers crossed
 
2012-08-14 06:02:39 PM

special20: Keizer_Ghidorah: ...it'd be hard to miss a box that big, even if it was worn down to scraps.

This is exactly the reason she was recognized to begin with.


You win. Game over.
 
2012-08-14 06:03:05 PM
Finding "Noah's Ark" does nothing to "prove" anything from the Bible.
Lots of ancient Middle Eastern cultures had stories about a "great flood".
How would we know if it were Noah's ark or Utnapishtim's?

Using that logic, when Schliemann found the ancient city of Troy to be real...did it prove the existence of Paris, Aphrodite, Athena, or Hera?
 
2012-08-14 06:04:02 PM

one small post for man: Well, Did she find it?

/got my fingers crossed


The Loch Ness Monster has it.
 
2012-08-14 06:04:33 PM
Paris exists.....its a rather large city in France. Surprised you didnt know about it...
 
2012-08-14 06:04:54 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: Former "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico fell down a mountain


I bet she bounced.


Over in 1.
 
2012-08-14 06:05:05 PM
What a butthole surfer.
 
2012-08-14 06:06:02 PM
Washed up TV star believes in fairly tales! More at 11!
 
2012-08-14 06:06:07 PM
Hey look at that- Metal Sludge is still a thing.
 
2012-08-14 06:06:56 PM
I'm sure she's not the first former Baywatch star to fall down a mountain while searching for Noah's Ark.


/If you know what I mean.
 
2012-08-14 06:09:26 PM

shivashakti: Using that logic, when Schliemann found the ancient city of Troy to be real...did it prove the existence of Paris, Aphrodite, Athena, or Hera?


wait, it didn't? so you're saying i killed the fatted calf and burned the good parts as an offering for NOTHING? sonofa...
 
2012-08-14 06:13:44 PM

LucklessWonder: LeroyBourne: We're climbing a mountain honey, do you really think you need to be flashing the side boob.

All women with non wrinkly tits need to be flashing the side boob at all times.


Heavens to betsy, I forgot where I was, yes, of course, and sporting the 'bottom boob' when on the tread mill, or lazy Sunday afternoons.
 
2012-08-14 06:14:55 PM

moonage daydream: Mark Ratner: Looks like someone didn't make a sammich or do the laundry.

Wow. Just wow.


This is fark. I'm not serious. Actually, the photo reminded me of Rhianna after Chris Brown beat her up, but I see another Farker thought the same thing.

/I love my wife and more often than not, I make dinner
//we pretty much do our own laundry too
 
2012-08-14 06:15:25 PM
She will always have respect from me for telling Sludge "if she (Pamela Anderson) had as many dicks sticking out of her as she's had stuck into her, she'd look like a porcupine".
 
2012-08-14 06:16:16 PM

chocolate covered poop: I always remember Ms D'Errico as being featured in the first modern Playboy magazine I had at age 12.


This made me laugh. Because we all think the world doesn't become modern until we personally hit puberty.

So how does that picture differ from post plastic surgery? Maybe it's a cover up.
 
2012-08-14 06:18:29 PM
Interesting that she believed she could or would actually find the ark.

/I hunt for dragon's teeth regularly.
 
2012-08-14 06:18:57 PM
In March, Danger told you about Donna D'Errico's, best known to perverts as Donna Marco on Baywatch (and Baywatch Nights and Baywatch: White Thunder at Glacier Bay) and to everyone else as the host of Battlebots and former wife of walking STD Nikki Sixx, quest to find Noah's Ark. Well, she's back. Let's see how things went.

/seriously, i like the early crue and all, but really? You could have married anyone with the looks you had, but you chose a ragged out corpselike freak. Hmm..just reinforces my belief that the best looking women go for the skankiest no brained losers they can find, as long as they look like a bag of hammered assholes and treat them like shiat, they seem to be happy.
 
2012-08-14 06:19:02 PM
The Lord said to Donna,
That first step is a doozy, doozy.
 
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