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(Greek Reporter)   After initially refusing police requests, Facebook now assists in search for missing teen. No word on if they'll also water her crops   (thelocal.no) divider line 48
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5278 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2012 at 6:15 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-14 03:01:35 PM
Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards
 
2012-08-14 05:11:58 PM
Her friends became concerned when her status changed to "Decomposing"
 
2012-08-14 06:19:11 PM

cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards


Aren't most females white women in Norway?
 
2012-08-14 06:20:28 PM

consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?


No, but most females in Norway are white women.
 
2012-08-14 06:25:09 PM

Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.


I thought women in Norway were mostly female.
 
2012-08-14 06:25:17 PM

consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?


I certainly wish most women were white and from Norway.
 
2012-08-14 06:25:27 PM

Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.


But are all Norways female white women?
 
2012-08-14 06:25:48 PM
..and white.

/damn autopost.
 
2012-08-14 06:27:38 PM

YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.


Mostly.
 
2012-08-14 06:29:29 PM

God-is-a-Taco: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

Mostly.


I laughed too hard at that.

/totally read it in Newt's voice.
 
2012-08-14 06:30:09 PM
Where the white women at?
 
2012-08-14 06:30:49 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Where the white women at?


Norway, apparently.
 
2012-08-14 06:31:25 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Where the white women at?


Mostly in Norway, where they are female and white.
 
2012-08-14 06:31:36 PM
this is all going in Norway due to failed policies of the current government because they have kept Roma people in the country without any reason ... and feeding them and providing them shelters and also supporting them to beg which is the Root cause of many evils and crimes...also the government has issued so many refugees visas for the people from Somalia , Afghanistan, Sudan etc, these people don't do any kind of work or job because they receive handsome amount of social welfare allowance from government due to this they are all the time wandering in markets and streets and sitting idle ...when person is sitting idle so defintiely he or she will think about negative things and this is also a great reason of increased crimes and sex assaults in Oslo and overall Norway... These are the people doing majority of crimes in Norway ... Why few years back Norway was more safe when these people were in least numbers and our borders were closed ...government i think is blind in this regard..i feel great sorry for this teen and our government policies are totally responsible for this all what is happening with Norwegian people and in our country ...
 
2012-08-14 06:32:38 PM

YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.


I think you are thinking of Thailand.
 
2012-08-14 06:33:21 PM

cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards


White girl in Norway? Get the hell out. That never happens.
 
2012-08-14 06:34:12 PM
Gypsies? Sitting Idle? Kidnapping white girls? Who knew?
 
2012-08-14 06:34:59 PM
reface.me

Don't let it happen to you...
 
2012-08-14 06:36:17 PM

Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.


Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?
 
2012-08-14 06:37:09 PM

Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.


I thought most females in Norway were ewes.
 
2012-08-14 06:37:36 PM
Cheat sheet for this thread.

www.madwizard.com
 
2012-08-14 06:39:12 PM
Oh No!
Sigrid has gone missing! Click this post to help the police find her and earn 10 NorwayVille coins!

kahnzo: this is all going in Norway due to...


Hey, no copy-pasting derp from TFA's comments. That's plagiarism.
 
2012-08-14 06:41:25 PM
Lord of the Pings, your chart doesn't help for transgendered folks. You need an addendum.
 
2012-08-14 06:41:35 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?


I dunno, but I'm sure some Brazilians might tell you.

/Also read the most of it in Newt's voice
 
2012-08-14 06:42:26 PM

YodaBlues: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Where the white women at?

Mostly in Norway, where they are female and white.


Also blonde.
 
2012-08-14 06:43:04 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?


Thailand.
 
2012-08-14 06:43:09 PM
http://blog.xkcd.com/2010/05/06/sex-and-gender/
 
2012-08-14 06:43:36 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?


This is it, Yoda is first, then me. You can be third.

but seriously.... I suspect it's somewhere near the waistline sunshine.
 
2012-08-14 06:43:46 PM

Bondith: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?

Thailand.


Oh, dammit, I can't read. And here I thought I was being so clever, too.
 
2012-08-14 06:44:36 PM

LordOfThePings: Cheat sheet for this thread.

[www.madwizard.com image 850x600]


dude WTF? NSFW!!!!
 
2012-08-14 06:45:33 PM

Bondith: Bondith: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?

Thailand.

Oh, dammit, I can't read. And here I thought I was being so clever, too.


If at first you don't succeed Thai Thai again.
 
2012-08-14 06:46:01 PM
kahnzo
wall of text copypaste

Clearly, the only way to protect these children from the evil foreigners is to shoot a bunch of them in cold blood.
 
2012-08-14 06:51:23 PM

CygnusDarius: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?

I dunno, but I'm sure some Brazilians might tell you.


In Norwegian Brazil, white women female you!
 
2012-08-14 06:53:29 PM

God-is-a-Taco: CygnusDarius: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?

I dunno, but I'm sure some Brazilians might tell you.


In Norwegian Brazil, white women female you!


That does it, I'm moving.
 
2012-08-14 06:54:45 PM
Bondith, I think that the person really want the government to make sure these folks have gainful employment. Idle hands and all that.
 
2012-08-14 06:55:56 PM
What's the quote, sticky hands are better than idle hands. Something like that. I tend to screw up metaphors.
 
2012-08-14 06:55:56 PM

God-is-a-Taco: CygnusDarius: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?

I dunno, but I'm sure some Brazilians might tell you.


In Norwegian Brazil, white women female you!


i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-08-14 07:06:22 PM
You ask an innocent question and things get weird
 
2012-08-14 07:07:07 PM
Water her crops? I don't get it.
 
2012-08-14 07:37:39 PM
"Water her crops? I don't get it."

Came here to say that, then laughed my ass off at the comments.

Thanks guys!
 
2012-08-14 07:45:20 PM
Hope she's got an unwither handy.
 
2012-08-14 08:01:26 PM
Sticky Hands:
If at first you don't succeed suck seed Thai Thai again.

FTFY
 
2012-08-14 08:14:00 PM
How... magnanimous of Facebook.

/i am drunk and don't know if I used that word correctly
/oh well
 
2012-08-14 09:38:43 PM
I LOVE THIS THREAD! Thank you all.
 
2012-08-14 10:47:15 PM

ineedashave: Sticky Hands:
If at first you don't succeed suck seed Thai Thai again.

FTFY


from this day forth, you will be marked as BASF.
enjoy your internets good human.

johnabcitizen.com
 
2012-08-14 10:56:17 PM

CygnusDarius: Zarquon's Flat Tire: Sticky Hands: YodaBlues: Sticky Hands: consider this: cman: Ah, Missing White Woman Syndrome has jumped the pond.

Good show, you Viking bastards

Aren't most females white women in Norway?

No, but most females in Norway are white women.

I thought women in Norway were mostly female.

I think you are thinking of Thailand.

Where is the line between mostly male and mostly female?

I dunno, but I'm sure some Brazilians might tell you.

/Also read the most of it in Newt's voice


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For some reason today has been a particularly scary day on Fark for me....
 
2012-08-15 01:34:01 AM
The Seeds - Mr. Farmer Link

Water your crops...
 
2012-08-15 03:01:50 AM
 
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