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(NECN Boston)   It might be time to hire a new transcriber: "We're gonna pray that Reagan who couldn't tennis is gonna get really tacky profanity on the feet but rather over the -- against"   (necn.com) divider line 28
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2012-08-14 02:43:47 PM
It's nice to see the folks who usually write spam emails making a legitimate living for once.
 
2012-08-14 02:46:43 PM
They must have hired the same guy that wrote the instructions for the last bicycle I assembled
 
2012-08-14 02:49:57 PM
Are they using my iphone's speech-to-text translator?
 
2012-08-14 03:15:27 PM
Do they even employ human transcribers anymore?

I thought it was all digital now

blogs.westword.com
 
2012-08-14 03:21:02 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 03:28:52 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: It's nice to see the folks who usually write spam emails making a legitimate living for once.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: They must have hired the same guy that wrote the instructions for the last bicycle I assembled


kronicfeld: Are they using my iphone's speech-to-text translator?


You three are all win.
 
2012-08-14 03:33:19 PM

cman: Do they even employ human transcribers anymore?

I thought it was all digital now

[blogs.westword.com image 500x375]


Live stuff is digital. But for things like movies or tv shows, I believe they'll have a human go back and re-do it.
 
2012-08-14 03:38:12 PM
Here's the entire "transcript" of the video, for those who don't want to bother clicking the link:

Kate Jennings from La Laitere serves up a sweet, summery treat

Transcript

I his -- July. And did you get the -- Boston hotel. We aren't. Orel does it hello -- Jennings in from eleven to grandfather and I'm no lawyer who's very good thank you it's always nice to -- desert desert puts a smile on your face. It's always nice something Sweden today yes and we're dealing with strawberries and I never knew this but. -- strawberry season is extremely short right.

It is in two runs about a month of June which is why we're doing today so what are making kid we are gonna do a summer. -- just get dessert bar where we start let's start that is exactly okay and so right now and that's all I dry ingredients together. So we've got. -- the -- here and I use all purpose flour. And then this is a combination of cream of tartar baking soda baking powder and salt -- the mall for eleven of the Pentagon does although wind. And then we got shirt. Looks to -- for what possessed that was the about third and a couple of good you can go little heavier you -- the skin but you and then we've got us. Clemens' agent isn't just and some butter so if you want to add the butter. Look at this they went okay and all that all of us going in there it's vulnerable sit on the floor that's it yeah it all and -- and it's nice involving chills. And remember the Florida now yeah I get on their somehow you always do shortening and butter I prefer all -- time. Okay and then we're gonna he's he's fast. -- just think we're just about full allotment. And now you might and I that I here. Why do you prefer I would miss it right if you don't wanna get you really important this is all hands Nadal can. The man you know we need to get it to like a pebble text here and is obviously a little tricky with the -- by -- so even if it doesn't seem to be doing anything but that's OK I can take over here. If you're tired you take -- yet. And any other thing we're -- is -- We're gonna pray that Reagan who couldn't tennis is gonna get really tacky profanity on the feet but rather over the -- against. You know why you wanted to tough that's excellent just get -- up -- until Tom laced so you can see how -- just absolutely. So I'm just an 1819 here's a little bit and I will let you do the dropping okay I'm sure you want you know got packed. Just a nice little drive. Now. It's just a little -- just kind of build it up a little bit for heightened. Yeah. What are you gonna do then is take that case you're crushed yet I think half and half did not see if anything you were good and brush the tops of all of those kids. And then we will top it off with some granulated standing share. Which is a nice shimmer and a little add an extra little sweet this and a little excerpt crunch on the top of the best again. So in the -- they go for how long. A thirteen to 1516 minutes then at 425 okay in return the -- were trying to halfway through the that's solid athlete there -- right. Thought strawberry dominant yes it is okay what do you expect. We want the strawberry ice master race or a few minutes -- so the juices start basically bleeding out you can see I have -- my earlier today yup -- to long. You don't hit -- and fans Estrada influx of public at soggy so okay what he's on the other end. Maybe half hour before the cut to strawberries. Ticked off the top speeds and has the stuff and here. Court the strawberry and again you decide how large you want. And I would do it could get the Knicks are yet occurred just got to start racing -- and viewers gonna top concern here. Actually probably a more sure that we need for the semester grades that you get the gist of it that basically we just want to use this to come out. And they're gonna -- anything and they're actually gonna look like that all those of you in the final product yeah. And now. I think we're gonna get to the good part we'll get a plate I think I'm OK let's get. So we got the biscuit here I -- and happened. To wanna open it up. I made some -- heard a little earlier so -- a -- this -- on this from veteran nose. -- crane. Began to retain it slightly Sweden wins. And had a -- them but now. Stradivarius. Young.

I'll do a little bit more that's when you think I thought I don't think yes I mean we haven't resident was the only ghosts I thought obviously this is.

You know a little -- that's my style top -- off clean and perfect perfect for a knockout barbecue yeah you modify tasteful you OK don't.

Coming out of delicious -- thank you very much -- injury Darren. Providence, Rhode Island must -- feeling as you can do what do you remember us.
 
2012-08-14 03:42:34 PM
We want the strawberry ice master race or a few minutes
 
2012-08-14 04:36:56 PM
Miss South Carolina-like typing detected.
 
2012-08-14 05:03:01 PM

Thought strawberry dominant yes it is okay what do you expect.
 
2012-08-14 05:06:12 PM
I think I'm OK let's get. So we got the biscuit here I -- and happened.
 
2012-08-14 05:20:19 PM
Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought,
Trick the bridesmaid and get her to take it off.

/she took the mushroom out
 
2012-08-14 06:11:34 PM
That is some serious wharrgarble there
 
2012-08-14 07:15:55 PM
Reminds me of the time I mambo dogface to the banana patch...
 
2012-08-14 09:49:23 PM
Please migraine the cattle prod when the fat guitar makes wallpaper
 
2012-08-14 09:50:39 PM
 
2012-08-14 10:45:29 PM
Just a nice little drive.
 
2012-08-14 10:56:11 PM
It's always nice something Sweden today

See the løveli lakes. The wonderful telephøne system. And mani interesting furry animals.
 
2012-08-14 11:36:57 PM
 
2012-08-14 11:53:19 PM
DO NOT USE THIS WEB SITE IF YOU ARE WEARING SAFETY GOGGLES!
 
2012-08-15 12:47:39 AM
Sarah Palin got a new job, although?
 
2012-08-15 03:09:43 AM
I ran a passage through Bad Translator and got this:

Original text:

"t is in two runs about a month of June which is why we're doing today so what are making kid we are gonna do a summer. -- just get dessert bar where we start let's start that is exactly okay and so right now and that's all I dry ingredients together."

...35 translations later, Bing gives us:

"Science in the summer months and for the children. This is the time."

Mind = blown.
 
2012-08-15 07:44:41 AM
We want the strawberry ice master race
 
2012-08-15 08:16:55 AM
Ok, this reminds me of BadLipReading's videos. Rhett & Link also made a couple hilarious YT videos with transcriptions as their scripts.

/Hard of hearing
//Many times, life sounds like a bad transcription to me!
 
2012-08-15 08:28:07 AM
I've always found this one amusing:

A Wicked Deception
 
2012-08-15 08:41:38 AM

Tsar_Bomba1: Reminds me of the time I mambo dogface to the banana patch...


Link
 
2012-08-15 01:05:36 PM
Court the strawberry and again you decide how large you want.

I. Like. Big. Berries and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny.
When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a droopsac in your face
I get sprung.
 
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