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(Halftime Hennessy)   "A guy who manages to get herpes while remaining a virgin may not be the decision-making field general your team is looking for"   (halftimehennessy.com) divider line 39
    More: Amusing, Jets, New York, Jim Leonhard, Boomer Esiason, punt, nfl seasons, safety blitz, playoff berth  
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4191 clicks; posted to Sports » on 14 Aug 2012 at 6:02 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-14 03:23:59 PM  
And a woman who managed to get knocked up while remaining a virgin may not be the icon your religion is looking for, but here we are.
 
2012-08-14 05:24:32 PM  

BurnShrike: And a woman who managed to get knocked up while remaining a virgin may not be the icon your religion is looking for, but here we are.


It's a STD miracle!
 
2012-08-14 05:30:57 PM  
FTFA: As a Jet fan, you have to look at Tebow and ask yourself "what the [FARK] is this..... "

hehehe

Also, bummer about him wearing a shirt :(
 
2012-08-14 06:04:55 PM  

BurnShrike: And a woman who managed to get knocked up while remaining a virgin may not be the icon your religion is looking for, but here we are.


we're done here, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
 
2012-08-14 06:11:32 PM  
Your blog sucks.
 
2012-08-14 06:16:27 PM  
Wow, now THAT'S a rant. Gotta agree with his biatch about the IN-COM-PLETE chant, I hate that damn thing too.
 
2012-08-14 06:28:14 PM  
dont worry baby for my next miracle ill cure them herps.

/maybe even a few derps
 
2012-08-14 06:30:43 PM  
whats more astonishing to me is the implication that the new york media (even as ridiculous as it is) thinks the jets will be good this year... in what universe are they operating?
 
2012-08-14 06:31:25 PM  
As a fellow Jets fan bracing for a very bizarre and possibly nuclear meltdown of my team, I like the cut of his jib. That being said, the Bills may not be terrible. Maybe.

Nah, they'll be terrible.
 
2012-08-14 06:34:28 PM  
Best decision Elway made was getting rid of Tebow. I almost feel bad for sanchez, though.
 
2012-08-14 06:42:12 PM  

fatalvenom: Your blog sucks.


That, I only got halfway through before I said screw this and clicked out of it.
 
2012-08-14 06:42:55 PM  
Ideal scenario: Sanchez gets cut in the final round of cuts, ends up in San Fran to replace Smith, and Super Bowl XLVII ends up Denver vs. San Fran, Manning vs. Sanchez.

I'm an Eagles fan, but if my team won't win it, some Tebow schadenfreude is a worthy consolation.
 
2012-08-14 06:46:41 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: fatalvenom: Your blog sucks.

That, I only got halfway through before I said screw this and clicked out of it.


Better to have a blog that sucks and make an effort to create than to not have a blog, and just criticize all day.
 
2012-08-14 06:47:16 PM  

Mercutio879: Best decision Elway made was getting rid of Tebow. I almost feel bad for sanchez, though.


bringing in manning might be a better decision than trading a former first rounder for a 5th? rnd pick.
 
2012-08-14 07:05:17 PM  

JDawgNJ: Igor Jakovsky: fatalvenom: Your blog sucks.

That, I only got halfway through before I said screw this and clicked out of it.

Better to have a blog that sucks and make an effort to create than to not have a blog, and just criticize all day.


Your blog sucks
 
2012-08-14 07:09:11 PM  

JDawgNJ: Better to have a blog that sucks and make an effort to create than to not have a blog, and just criticize all day.


That is not true.

Activity does not equal accomplishment. Hell, look at your post.
 
2012-08-14 07:24:26 PM  

farbekrieg: Mercutio879: Best decision Elway made was getting rid of Tebow. I almost feel bad for sanchez, though.

bringing in manning might be a better decision than trading a former first rounder for a 5th? rnd pick.


Only a gambling addict is against cutting your losses.
 
2012-08-14 07:27:21 PM  
Thanks Subby for the new bookmark.
 
2012-08-14 07:29:00 PM  
This Jets trainwreck is going to be awesome. Is there a way I can bet on which week Tebow starts? I'm thinking week 6 after back-to-back losses to the Niners and Texans.
 
2012-08-14 07:31:35 PM  
Is the article writer a retard? Oral herpes doesn't have anything to do with sex. You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain
 
2012-08-14 07:42:46 PM  

machoprogrammer: Is the article writer a retard? Oral herpes doesn't have anything to do with sex. You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain


Don't know if s/he is a retard, but I think s/he's a Farker.
 
2012-08-14 07:43:25 PM  

machoprogrammer: You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain


From putting your mouth around the spigot or something? How does that work? lol
 
2012-08-14 08:19:21 PM  

machoprogrammer: Is the article writer a retard? Oral herpes doesn't have anything to do with sex. You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain


Keep telling yourself that.

blurblawg.typepad.com
 
2012-08-14 08:27:23 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Wow, now THAT'S a rant. Gotta agree with his biatch about the IN-COM-PLETE chant, I hate that damn thing too.


I'm a Bronco fan who admits yelling it about a million times at games and I think it has run it's course. I hate to hear that it's spreading. I personally accept the writers big fark you and consider it well deserved based on my actions.
 
2012-08-14 08:39:56 PM  

machoprogrammer: Is the article writer a retard? Oral herpes doesn't have anything to do with sex. You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain


Or riding a horse, I believe.

PluckYew: machoprogrammer: Is the article writer a retard? Oral herpes doesn't have anything to do with sex. You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain

Don't know if s/he is a retard, but I think s/he's a Farker.


I don't understand the difference.
 
2012-08-14 10:54:14 PM  

robsul82: machoprogrammer: You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain

From putting your mouth around the spigot or something? How does that work? lol


Fountains would be tough, but sharing drinks is actually a pretty common way of transmitting "oral herpes" (more commonly known as a cold sore), and football teams are not exactly known for having the most hygenic of food-sharing practices.
 
2012-08-14 11:24:43 PM  

fatalvenom: Your blog sucks.


And the writer is an idiot for not knowing how herpes is transmitted or that around 80-90% of adults have oral herpes.

Research, writers should do some.
 
2012-08-15 01:24:51 AM  
Maybe he got it from a tractor.

thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-08-15 08:03:55 AM  
He could have gotten from a toilet seat.
 
2012-08-15 08:13:35 AM  
It's a pretty funny rant, and I enjoyed it even more because the tears of Jets fans are sweet, sweet nectar.
 
2012-08-15 08:39:47 AM  

machoprogrammer: Is the article writer a retard? Oral herpes doesn't have anything to do with sex. You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain


Dude, she was lying to you.

Someone with active oral herpes would have to put their mouth directly on the fountain, then you'd have to do the same. Is Tebow retarded?
 
2012-08-15 10:00:46 AM  

MAYORBOB: He could have gotten from a toilet seat.


I suppose it could have jumped right up and grabbed his meat.
 
2012-08-15 10:14:58 AM  

rufus-t-firefly: machoprogrammer: Is the article writer a retard? Oral herpes doesn't have anything to do with sex. You can get oral herpes from a drinking fountain

Dude, she was lying to you.

Someone with active oral herpes would have to put their mouth directly on the fountain, then you'd have to do the same. Is Tebow retarded?


You can get oral herpes from sharing a beer with someone that has it. "Mm, this beer is good, want to try a sip?" You can get it from tasting a bite of your date's meal using her fork. You can get it by accidentally grabbing the wrong bottle of beer at a party. This is why 90-95% of the population gets Type I HSV by the time they're 40. Most people never show symptoms, and in most people it remains dormant for life.

Type 2 is what your mom gives out for Christmas.
 
2012-08-15 10:20:19 AM  
Sometimes homeless dudes wash their junk in the public fountains. Seemed important to mention this.
 
2012-08-15 12:45:24 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: Sometimes homeless dudes wash their junk in the public fountains. Seemed important to mention this.


Thanks for visual that I did not need.

Tried to replace dudes with hot homeless babes but struggling with that.
 
2012-08-15 01:26:15 PM  
FTFA - "...beat the Chargers to secure the last wildcard spot week 16, then throw four interceptions against Buffalo and miss the playoffs"

So they secure a wild card spot but miss the playoffs? Does not compute.
 
2012-08-15 02:27:23 PM  

russlar: BurnShrike: And a woman who managed to get knocked up while remaining a virgin may not be the icon your religion is looking for, but here we are.

we're done here, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress.


Just the tip?
 
2012-08-15 02:39:38 PM  

pion: russlar: BurnShrike: And a woman who managed to get knocked up while remaining a virgin may not be the icon your religion is looking for, but here we are.

we're done here, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Just the tip?


How was I supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?
 
2012-08-16 12:50:29 AM  

steamingpile: fatalvenom: Your blog sucks.

And the writer is an idiot for not knowing how herpes is transmitted or that around 80-90% of adults have oral herpes.

Research, writers should do some.


know how I know that you have herpes?
 
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