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(The Daily Caller)   "With you, we can win North Carolina again" Biden told the Virginia crowd   (dailycaller.com) divider line 258
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2012-08-14 02:36:59 PM
Welp, pack it in boys. Biden made a gaffe. Looks like Sarah Palin gets to be the Veep after all.
 
2012-08-14 03:05:41 PM

MacEnvy: Welp, pack it in boys. Biden made a gaffe.


That's all that old fool ever does. He's like your uncle Joe who gets drunk on Thanksgiving and wants everyone to "pull my finger".
 
2012-08-14 04:08:12 PM

BillCo: MacEnvy: Welp, pack it in boys. Biden made a gaffe.

That's all that old fool ever does. He's like your uncle Joe who gets drunk on Thanksgiving and wants everyone to "pull my finger".


Sorry Bill, he still won't sleep with you
 
2012-08-14 04:08:17 PM
Mitt Romney just goes with $currState.
 
2012-08-14 04:08:30 PM
In before derp about 57 states.
 
2012-08-14 04:08:49 PM
Uncle Joe's gaffes are just an indication of Obama's intentions.

Obama IS going to make Virginia into North Carolina.
 
2012-08-14 04:08:56 PM
Goddammit Biden, you suck so hard.
 
2012-08-14 04:09:18 PM
Dear Mother! burst the tyrant's chain,
Virginia should not call in vain!
She meets her sisters on the plain-
"Sic semper!" 'tis the proud refrain
That baffles minions back amain,
 
2012-08-14 04:09:37 PM
1. Think
2. Speak

Come on, Joe, just keep them in order!
 
2012-08-14 04:10:01 PM
Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!
 
2012-08-14 04:11:47 PM
 
2012-08-14 04:11:51 PM

dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!


pre and post W
 
2012-08-14 04:12:00 PM
I think he meant to say "With you PEOPLE"...meaning southerners in general.
 
2012-08-14 04:12:17 PM

dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!



i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2012-08-14 04:12:26 PM

MacEnvy: Welp, pack it in boys. Biden made a gaffe. Looks like Sarah Palin gets to be the Veep after all.


And you libs said that Bush was dumb? Biden makes Bush look like a PHd candidate.
 
2012-08-14 04:12:26 PM
You know what, eff it, let the Biden flow. For all the damage he does I can accept a gaff now and then. Even when he gaffs, I get to hear the RomRy people whine: "please don't hurt me..."
 
2012-08-14 04:12:56 PM

dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!



And don't forget Dubya.
 
2012-08-14 04:12:58 PM
Do those Virginians thing they are to good to fraudulently vote in North Carolina?
 
2012-08-14 04:12:58 PM
TBH, dem peeple all look the same.
 
2012-08-14 04:13:04 PM
So that's how they won North Carolina. Intradasting...
 
2012-08-14 04:13:06 PM

Headso: dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!

pre and post W


Idiocy is timeless, though.
 
2012-08-14 04:13:21 PM
Biden accidentally called Virginia North Carolina.
Ryan intentionally published a plan that would murder the elderly to pay for tax cuts on the rich.
 
2012-08-14 04:13:26 PM
Just how much of his brain did they remove, anyway?

http://www.nytimes.com/1988/05/04/us/biden-resting-after-surgery-for- s econd-brain-aneurysm.html
 
2012-08-14 04:13:31 PM
Their financial support will help in all states.

Biden wins again.
 
2012-08-14 04:13:38 PM
At least he didn't say (to a pretty diverse crowd) that the Republicans would "put y'all back in chains". Oh wait, he did.
 
2012-08-14 04:13:53 PM

s1ugg0: In before derp about 57 states.


Don't worry. I'm sure Biden and Obama won't make any gaffes when they visit the Polish Death Camps to memorialize their victims.
 
2012-08-14 04:13:55 PM
That's where this ol' darkie's heart am long to go.



/Virginia State Song Emeritus
//Couldn't keep it as state song so they made it an honorary
///'Cause it's about a former slave missin' the Ol' Virginny plantation of his former master. Can you farking believe that shiat?
 
2012-08-14 04:13:56 PM

dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!


I remember Dan Quayle.
I didn't vote for Dan Quayle.
Joe Biden is no Dan Quayle.
 
2012-08-14 04:14:01 PM

MacEnvy: Welp, pack it in boys. Biden made a gaffe. Looks like Sarah Palin gets to be the Veep after all.


And Romney introduced Ryan as the next President of the United States. I guess Palin gets to operate both seats?
 
2012-08-14 04:14:04 PM

James!: dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!


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o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-08-14 04:14:07 PM
None of these farkers should be anywhere near the people's house.
None of them.
/This nation is already destroyed.
//National elections are like having a sandwhich wagon come to your town once every four years.
///We have any kind of shiat sandwich you want.
 
2012-08-14 04:14:29 PM

dittybopper: Headso: dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!

pre and post W

Idiocy is timeless, though.


However, if we're being honest, you can both be a smart person AND make gaffes like this. The two are not mutually exclusive.
 
2012-08-14 04:14:51 PM
They unleashed the Biden already?

Bold move, Barry.
 
2012-08-14 04:14:55 PM
Good thing that the veep has no real power, then.
 
2012-08-14 04:14:57 PM

dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!


I'm sorry but Biden's gaffes is no where in the same league as Dan Quayle getting shown up by a 12 year over the spelling of a simple word. Quayle may not be the idiot pop culture made him out to be but the "potatoe" incident was more than a gaffe.
 
2012-08-14 04:15:37 PM
"They're going to put y'all back in chains", Vice President Joe Biden told supporters during a campaign speech Tuesday in Danville, Va.

Obama deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter said the campaign has "no problem with those comments."

race card, automatic win?
 
2012-08-14 04:15:39 PM
Biden being Biden.

Nothing to see here.
 
2012-08-14 04:15:52 PM

The Southern Dandy: dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!

I remember Dan Quayle.
I didn't vote for Dan Quayle.
Joe Biden is no Dan Quayle.


I remember that exchange, and the best thing that Dan Quayle *SHOULD* have said was "Yes, I'm not Jack Kennedy, but to my credit, I'm no Ted Kennedy either".

That would have instantly won him that debate.
 
2012-08-14 04:15:55 PM
He is the new Dan Quayle. Here are some of my favorite lines from that guy:
"I love California! I practically grew up in Phoenix."

"A low voter turnout is an indication that less people are going to the poles."

"I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future."

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe."

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."
 
2012-08-14 04:17:02 PM

Cargo: dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!


And don't forget Dubya.


Who COULD forget Dubya? He truly WAS an idiot.
 
2012-08-14 04:17:17 PM

The Southern Dandy: dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!

I remember Dan Quayle.
I didn't vote for Dan Quayle.
Joe Biden is no Dan Quayle.


This.

He's the kind of Grandpa that'll give you a shot of whiskey to make your cold better.
 
2012-08-14 04:17:23 PM

dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!


Whn you're young and you say stupid stuff or make mistakes, people think you're stupid.

When you're old and you say stupid stuff or make mistakes, you're a lovable old man.

It's one of the benefits that comes with old age. That and 5% off your groceries at Harris Teeter on Tuesdays.
 
2012-08-14 04:17:26 PM

max_pooper: dittybopper: Dan Quayle: Makes some gaffes, is branded an idiot for the rest of his life.
Joe Biden: Makes some gaffes, but hey, that's just Joe! He's smart, trust us! He really is!

I'm sorry but Biden's gaffes is no where in the same league as Dan Quayle getting shown up by a 12 year over the spelling of a simple word. Quayle may not be the idiot pop culture made him out to be but the "potatoe" incident was more than a gaffe.


Because telling the difference between Virginia and North Carolina is something only people of the highest intellect are capable of.
 
2012-08-14 04:17:42 PM
p.twimg.com
All the twangs sound the same, so give Joe a break.
 
2012-08-14 04:17:43 PM

sprawl15: Biden accidentally called Virginia North Carolina.
Ryan intentionally published a plan that would murder the elderly to pay for tax cuts on the rich.


Just like Obamacare will murder old people through death panels?

Hyperbole is fun!
 
2012-08-14 04:17:58 PM

WhyKnot: "They're going to put y'all back in chains", Vice President Joe Biden told supporters during a campaign speech Tuesday in Danville, Va.


Yeah, that was no gaffe. That was pathetic. You could hear groans in the crowd. This administration thinks they can say anything they want and get a pass for it. So far, they seem to be right.
 
2012-08-14 04:18:45 PM

jaybeezey: sprawl15: Biden accidentally called Virginia North Carolina.
Ryan intentionally published a plan that would murder the elderly to pay for tax cuts on the rich.

Just like Obamacare will murder old people through death panels?

Hyperbole is fun!


While both are hyperbole... one is a reduction of the ability to get healthcare, and the other is not.
 
2012-08-14 04:19:14 PM
This is the dems plan to get Virgina voters down to NC to vote.
 
2012-08-14 04:19:22 PM

The Muthaship: WhyKnot: "They're going to put y'all back in chains", Vice President Joe Biden told supporters during a campaign speech Tuesday in Danville, Va.

Yeah, that was no gaffe. That was pathetic. You could hear groans in the crowd. This administration thinks they can say anything they want and get a pass for it. So far, they seem to be right.


You seem to have a problem with this. So please, explain WHAT is wrong with this statement? WHY is this a problem?
 
2012-08-14 04:19:29 PM
I guess the Dems can toss some slow balls over the plate to give the Repubs a chance.
 
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