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(SeattlePI)   Python loose in Seattle park. Perl tranquilized and recaptured   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 12
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2012-08-14 06:27:37 PM  
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It's important to have a small talk with a python to C what kind of scheme they want to put forth. If you can decipher their awkward squeaky lisp you may find that they possess an array of perls of wisdom; some may tcl you, others you might think are a total brainfark, but at least your chances of getting basic clojure will be greater than a snobol's in hell.
2012-08-14 05:07:44 PM  
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BarkingUnicorn: toraque: How would you catch a loose python, anyway? With a .net?

It's a pet, so probably docile. I'd grab its tail and work my way up, hand over hand, until I could grab it behind the head.


Well, you'd have to sneak up on it to do that, and that might be hard considering the quality of their vision. I hear they can see sharp.
2012-08-14 05:57:46 PM  
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paygun: 98% of what I write at work is perl. That explains a lot about me.


Ditto

/perl -Mutf8 -e 'print map{total($fark++)}split//,"It´s not news, it´s Fark.";sub total{return $_[0]==030?"\n":substr"escher Junk art Plethora",(map{$_-97}unpack("C*","hibolxjvtdsfgqewrpumckan"))[shift],1 ;}'
//JAPH
2012-08-14 05:34:55 PM  
1 votes:
98% of what I write at work is perl. That explains a lot about me.
2012-08-14 05:24:16 PM  
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FriarReb98: Well, Idle and Cleese were accounted for at the time - no way they could get from where they were to Seattle in time. That leaves Palin, Jones, Gilliam and the reincarnation of Chapman as suspects. I totally suspect that it was Chapman.

\what, no one was going for it, someone had to.


Sweet, if Chapman's been reincarnated, that means they can do a SQL to The Holy Grail!
2012-08-14 05:22:46 PM  
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Well, Idle and Cleese were accounted for at the time - no way they could get from where they were to Seattle in time. That leaves Palin, Jones, Gilliam and the reincarnation of Chapman as suspects. I totally suspect that it was Chapman.

\what, no one was going for it, someone had to.
2012-08-14 05:22:12 PM  
1 votes:
Just /bin/bash it over the head.
2012-08-14 05:16:17 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe instead of a Python it was some other type of venomous snake. Maybe an ASP?
2012-08-14 04:20:07 PM  
1 votes:
How would you catch a loose python, anyway? With a .net?
2012-08-14 03:31:52 PM  
1 votes:
I will grade the headline a firm C
2012-08-14 03:23:10 PM  
1 votes:
img.youtube.com

Perl, Perl, Perl, don't mangle up the URL...
2012-08-14 02:15:30 PM  
1 votes:
Oh come on Subby, that's such a BASIC joke.
 
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