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(Daily Mail)   Chinese man spends eight years building himself bionic hands after DIY accident (well, he was building a bomb to go fishing)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 42
    More: Interesting, Jilin province, homemade bomb, prosthetic limbs, Burmese  
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2012-08-14 01:44:18 PM  
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2012-08-14 01:44:31 PM  
If he was able to construct bionic hands could he have needed the hands that bad?
 
2012-08-14 01:44:31 PM  
Groovy.
 
2012-08-14 01:45:41 PM  
That is pretty sharp.
 
2012-08-14 01:46:47 PM  

SultanofSchwing: Groovy.


Stole my comment.
 
2012-08-14 01:47:34 PM  
Aaaand done in three.
 
2012-08-14 01:47:39 PM  

rudemix: If he was able to construct bionic hands could he have needed the hands that bad?


Well it did take him 8 years.
 
2012-08-14 01:49:41 PM  
He could have completed the job in a couple of weeks, if he hadn't blown off his hands.
 
2012-08-14 01:50:05 PM  
The future creator of Tai Yong Medical?
 
2012-08-14 01:51:34 PM  
somebody give that guy a hand!
 
2012-08-14 01:52:22 PM  
hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com
yeah, but does he have a chainsaw attachment?
 
2012-08-14 01:52:34 PM  
You are my greatest invention.
 
2012-08-14 01:55:53 PM  
www.collectiondx.com

He's going to make a fortune doing data entry.
 
2012-08-14 02:07:21 PM  
月亮是一个苛刻的女主人

/Free Luna
 
2012-08-14 02:08:06 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 02:08:53 PM  
So he is handy in a pinch?
 
2012-08-14 02:11:03 PM  
The Craw?
 
2012-08-14 02:13:30 PM  
That's pretty cool. It woud probably be illegal to do that in the US. Yay freedom!
 
2012-08-14 02:25:04 PM  
i47.tinypic.com

Not impressed
 
2012-08-14 02:26:10 PM  
So he's a Chinese Tony Stark?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-14 02:27:50 PM  
Wait - you mean they don't have free medical care for everyone?
 
2012-08-14 02:30:40 PM  
'I control them with movements from my elbows and I can work, love normally and feed myself just like anyone else,'

Hmm. I wonder what he means by this.
 
2012-08-14 02:57:59 PM  
img1.ak.crunchyroll.com

He should have hired her.
 
2012-08-14 03:00:17 PM  
www.wired.com
 
2012-08-14 03:05:58 PM  
I heard he is building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.
 
2012-08-14 03:08:01 PM  
Next up robot legs. It's a risky operation but I think it's worth it.
 
2012-08-14 03:09:20 PM  

HailRobonia: I heard he is building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.


Try it again. This time wif feering..
 
2012-08-14 03:14:55 PM  

lenfromak: Wait - you mean they don't have free medical care for everyone?


That's what I was thinking when I read that.
 
2012-08-14 03:15:15 PM  
i202.photobucket.com

We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.
We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
 
2012-08-14 03:31:52 PM  

paygun: That's pretty cool. It woud probably be illegal to do that in the US. Yay freedom!


Did you get into the bath salts again?
 
2012-08-14 03:40:03 PM  
a bomb to go fishing

Oh, he was one of those Wisconsin Chinamen.
 
2012-08-14 03:53:31 PM  

paygun: That's pretty cool. It woud probably be illegal to do that in the US. Yay freedom!


Are you talking about the make yourself a hand part or the fishing with dynamite part?
 
2012-08-14 03:57:57 PM  
www.bitrebels.com

I see he went the Fallout Brotherhood school of design.... that's cool. I might have gone more "Steampunk", but what you have there is cool too.
 
2012-08-14 04:37:24 PM  
He used duct tape to tape his arm back together? Man, that duct tape is amazing stuff!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-08-14 05:28:25 PM  

farkerts: He used duct tape to tape his arm back together? Man, that duct tape is amazing stuff!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x411]


Give him some WD40 and he's got it made.
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2012-08-14 06:15:05 PM  

Larofeticus: 'I control them with movements from my elbows and I can work, love normally and feed myself just like anyone else,'

Hmm. I wonder what he means by this.


All his fingers are bionic.

ALL of them.
 
2012-08-14 07:51:59 PM  
www.pisitoenmadrid.com
 
2012-08-14 07:58:57 PM  

Mcavity: HailRobonia: I heard he is building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude.

Try it again. This time wif feering..


Your comment is relevant to my interests.

/Bruce Lee fan
/wwwWWWAAAAHHHHH
 
2012-08-14 08:52:31 PM  

Larofeticus: 'I control them with movements from my elbows and I can work, love normally and feed myself just like anyone else,'

Hmm. I wonder what he means by this.


Obviously, he means that losing his hands didn't make him bitter and emotionally dead.
 
2012-08-14 10:08:30 PM  

lenfromak: Wait - you mean they don't have free medical care for everyone?


China isn't actually communist or even socialist. It's a capitalist totalitarian state.

Countries that do have free medical care are rarely socialist either - think along the lines of every developed nation on earth with one exception.
 
2012-08-14 10:40:12 PM  
The Six Dollar Man
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-08-15 03:11:07 PM  
o/' Chinaman, Chinaman, does anything a China can... o/'
 
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