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(Daily Mail)   Tattooed 25 year old Siberian princess shows that fashions haven't changed much in 2,500 years. No mention if she had "Juicy" written across her butt   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 87
    More: Spiffy, Siberian, legendary creatures, horse meat, Altai Mountains, National Museum, Princess Ukok  
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2012-08-14 01:50:37 PM  
"Princess Ukok"

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Princess Ukok rocks!

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2012-08-14 01:54:24 PM  
Well.. some things have changed.

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2012-08-14 01:57:00 PM  

BurnShrike: Well.. some things have changed.


Also relevant
 
2012-08-14 03:03:31 PM  
It wasn't on her asshole? Wow, what a culture!
 
2012-08-14 03:04:05 PM  
Well, if your parents are going to name you Ukok, I guess it's only logical that you end up all tatted up.
 
2012-08-14 03:04:09 PM  
It was just as stupid and ugly 2500 years ago they are ugly and stupid now.
 
2012-08-14 03:04:09 PM  
House Targaryen?
 
2012-08-14 03:04:10 PM  
With all that ink, I doubt that Princess Ukok was able to find a decent job.
 
2012-08-14 03:04:43 PM  

MAYORBOB: Well, if your parents are going to name you Ukok, I guess it's only logical that you end up all tatted up.


and parents have been preparing their daughters for lives as strippers just as long...
 
2012-08-14 03:05:23 PM  
A princess, two warriors and six horses? Now that's a party.
 
2012-08-14 03:05:32 PM  
I patiently await the follow-up thread of some hipster getting this tattoo.
 
2012-08-14 03:06:02 PM  
Did that article read like it was google translated from another language, or is it just me?
 
2012-08-14 03:06:06 PM  
They could've gone without showing her bare skull.
 
2012-08-14 03:06:59 PM  

probesport: I patiently await the follow-up thread of some hipster getting this tattoo.


They're driving to the ink shops as we speak. I'll bet you $$$$$
 
2012-08-14 03:07:29 PM  
See, normally it's the Jewish princesses who are so cold and stiff.
 
2012-08-14 03:08:25 PM  
she also had a bag of weed


Ever seen a 2,500 year old mummy on weed?
 
2012-08-14 03:08:44 PM  
Never been much of one for tattoos, but these are some pretty neat designs.
 
2012-08-14 03:09:02 PM  

BurnShrike: Well.. some things have changed.

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If only more girls were as considerate...
 
2012-08-14 03:09:38 PM  

Capt. Sparkles: BurnShrike: Well.. some things have changed.

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If only more girls were as considerate...


Pffft... like you'd remember the next day
 
2012-08-14 03:11:03 PM  
 
2012-08-14 03:11:33 PM  
She was obviously a skank whore.
That's what tattooed broads are.
 
2012-08-14 03:12:59 PM  
Sharp knees. Would not bang.
 
2012-08-14 03:15:07 PM  
Good luck getting a job you stupid dead mummy
 
2012-08-14 03:16:08 PM  

NuttierThanEver: House Targaryen?


The Targaryens would have dragon tattoos. I could see Dani having a dragon tattoo or three.

And i just went all nerdy there...sorry.
 
2012-08-14 03:16:11 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What a tattooed woman may look like NSFW


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2012-08-14 03:16:14 PM  

Angry Buddha: Sharp knees. Would not bang.


Indeed. Someone get that girl a sammich...
 
2012-08-14 03:16:36 PM  
that's actually a pretty badass tattoo. I like.
 
2012-08-14 03:17:50 PM  
I'm sorry, but if I am ever mountaineering and stumble across a body, I'm farking it.
 
2012-08-14 03:19:26 PM  

Kanemano: she also had a bag of weed


Ever seen a 2,500 year old mummy on weed?


chej.org

Any questions?
 
2012-08-14 03:19:38 PM  
I like how the archeologists presume that the body was that of a princess. Maybe those guys buried with her were her cousins.
 
2012-08-14 03:22:14 PM  

spentmiles: I'm sorry, but if I am ever mountaineering and stumble across a body, I'm farking it.


lulz
 
2012-08-14 03:26:49 PM  
Finding that butterfly tattoo on the small of her back was the real surprise......Almost as big a surprise as finding the Rolling Stones Tatt on the middle of her back. Of course we already knew they were performing back then but to find out they had fans in Siberia that early in their career?That was historical.
 
2012-08-14 03:27:14 PM  

spentmiles: I'm sorry, but if I am ever mountaineering and stumble across a body, I'm farking it.


Best hope the cause of death wasn't syphilis.
 
2012-08-14 03:28:05 PM  
Lol, the princess even had this "Shoot me at this angle" pose!
 
2012-08-14 03:28:24 PM  
Her anus was unremarkable.
 
2012-08-14 03:30:19 PM  

JohnCarter: DirkTheDaring: What a tattooed woman may look like NSFW

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Here, you'll like this tattoo'd girl better.* NSFW

*Unless you really hate the Steelers.
 
2012-08-14 03:30:21 PM  
Obligatory:

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2012-08-14 03:31:13 PM  
Wow, that deer design is gorgeous!
 
2012-08-14 03:33:16 PM  
Stupid trend. She'll regret that in the afterlife.
 
2012-08-14 03:33:33 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: I like how the archeologists presume that the body was that of a princess. Maybe those guys buried with her were her cousins.


They make those guesses based on how formal the burial and how much wealth was buried with her. For all of mankind's history, poor people were buried in small, non descriptive graves (or burned in simple ceremonies), and rich/important people were disposed of lavish ceremony.
 
2012-08-14 03:34:58 PM  

KiplingKat872: Old_Chief_Scott: I like how the archeologists presume that the body was that of a princess. Maybe those guys buried with her were her cousins.

They make those guesses based on how formal the burial and how much wealth was buried with her. For all of mankind's history, poor people were buried in small, non descriptive graves (or burned in simple ceremonies), and rich/important people were disposed of lavish ceremony.


Yup, like the uber powerful and rich who had their servants buried alive with them in tombs.

/that would suck
 
2012-08-14 03:35:38 PM  
That tribal tattoo was actually for her tribe.

She could read the symbols on her arm. She didn't just assume it meant "Strength", "Beauty" and "Otisville"
 
2012-08-14 03:35:39 PM  
"...disposed of WITH lavish ceremony."

Sorry.

Anyway, it has to do with the grave goods. Joe Blow Peasant Killed by a Cow, is not going dripping with jewelry made with imported materials. This corpse probably was.
 
2012-08-14 03:35:50 PM  
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2012-08-14 03:36:01 PM  
I'm guessing she wasn't a princess, but rather the "town pump" of the afterlife.
 
2012-08-14 03:37:23 PM  
General health is another factor as well in determining social status of a corpse. As always, rich people eat better and get better health care than poor people do.
 
2012-08-14 03:37:49 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What a tattooed woman may look like NSFW


My 17 year old self would do that, because pussy is pussy (bonus tits). My much older self would still do that, but feel extremely ashamed afterwards...
 
2012-08-14 03:37:58 PM  

KiplingKat872: Old_Chief_Scott: I like how the archeologists presume that the body was that of a princess. Maybe those guys buried with her were her cousins.

They make those guesses based on how formal the burial and how much wealth was buried with her. For all of mankind's history, poor people were buried in small, non descriptive graves (or burned in simple ceremonies), and rich/important people were disposed of lavish ceremony.


That's the joke.

See, because she had tats she was...

Nevermind.
 
2012-08-14 03:40:19 PM  

DirkTheDaring: What a tattooed woman may look like NSFW


I have the strangest erection now...
 
2012-08-14 03:40:46 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: That tribal tattoo was actually for her tribe.

She could read the symbols on her arm. She didn't just assume it meant "Strength", "Beauty" and "Otisville"


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