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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Mom spanks five-year-old with bag of glass for playing video games. SHATTERED   (ktla.com ) divider line
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2012-08-14 11:29:02 AM  
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2012-08-14 11:31:27 AM  
*Shakes fist at clinster*

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2012-08-14 11:37:17 AM  
SHA-DOOBIE
 
2012-08-14 11:47:40 AM  
Don't you know the crime rate's going up up up up up?!
 
2012-08-14 11:48:35 AM  
Thread's over.
 
2012-08-14 11:53:52 AM  
The young mother told the doctor she hit the boy with what she thought was an empty bag of Doritos that she had pulled from the trash.

What the christ, woman? Just use your hands, or better yet, your words.

/my parents used to shut the damn system down if we didn't listen
 
2012-08-14 12:14:56 PM  
She should have just used her hand or something flatter.

Flatter flatter flatter flatter party up! Party high on the platter!
 
2012-08-14 12:24:32 PM  
Bite the Big Apple. Don't mind the maggots.
 
2012-08-14 12:26:24 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: The young mother told the doctor she hit the boy with what she thought was an empty bag of Doritos that she had pulled from the trash.

What the christ, woman? Just use your hands, or better yet, your words.

/my parents used to shut the damn system down if we didn't listen


That mother is a horrible person.
 
2012-08-14 12:29:19 PM  
Damn you all.

farking earworms
 
2012-08-14 12:32:47 PM  
Ugh....did anyone read any of the stories in the sidebar? If you're not already a proponent of the death penalty, you will be after you read some of that crap. Seriously, WTH is the matter with people?
 
2012-08-14 12:40:18 PM  

Bontesla: The My Little Pony Killer: The young mother told the doctor she hit the boy with what she thought was an empty bag of Doritos that she had pulled from the trash.

What the christ, woman? Just use your hands, or better yet, your words.

/my parents used to shut the damn system down if we didn't listen

That mother is a horrible person.


That goes without saying.
 
2012-08-14 12:41:08 PM  

PacManDreaming: Ugh....did anyone read any of the stories in the sidebar? If you're not already a proponent of the death penalty, you will be after you read some of that crap. Seriously, WTH is the matter with people?


Most of those sidebar stories have been submitted to Fark already.
 
2012-08-14 12:46:04 PM  
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LUXURY!
 
2012-08-14 01:14:37 PM  
...is a great Pantera song, but what does that have to do with the beginning of the headline?
 
2012-08-14 01:14:43 PM  
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Does not approve
 
2012-08-14 01:15:16 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: The young mother told the doctor she hit the boy with what she thought was an empty bag of Doritos that she had pulled from the trash.

What the christ, woman? Just use your hands, or better yet, your words.

/my parents used to shut the damn system down if we didn't listen


I have to wonder why an empty bag was the weapon of choice. That makes no sense at all.
 
2012-08-14 01:15:29 PM  
"That someone would spank someone with a Doritos bag is highly unlikely...."

So it's much more likely to spank someone with a bag of glass?
 
2012-08-14 01:15:45 PM  

Mom spanks five-year-old with bag of glass for playing video games.


Fortunately that's not the mainway to punish children.
 
2012-08-14 01:15:47 PM  
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Approves of this headline.

/shattered...
//all SHATTAAAAAAHHHHHED!!!
 
2012-08-14 01:16:14 PM  
On the plus side. the battery budget is safe for that house now.
 
2012-08-14 01:17:07 PM  
ECW! ECW!
 
2012-08-14 01:17:36 PM  
Who cares. The average kid picks up broken glass anywhere, you know? The beach, the street, garbage cans, parking lots, all over the place in any big city. She was teaching him about light refraction, you know? Prisms and that stuff.

These are decent toys. Why when I was a kid I had the Bag O' Sulfuric Acid. Man that was fun.
 
2012-08-14 01:17:51 PM  

PacManDreaming: Ugh....did anyone read any of the stories in the sidebar? If you're not already a proponent of the death penalty, you will be after you read some of that crap. Seriously, WTH is the matter with people?


KTLA is the news feed from hell.
 
2012-08-14 01:17:58 PM  
Doritos? Bad enough you beat the kid, but he gotta be fat too?
 
2012-08-14 01:18:17 PM  
So she tapped that glass.
 
2012-08-14 01:18:29 PM  
She was disciplining HER child as she saw fit. Spanking is perfectly acceptable. If you don't want to do it, fine its your right to raise a mess of screaching hellions who will grow up to be menaces to society but you'd better damn well butt out when it comes to how I raise MY kids.
 
2012-08-14 01:18:32 PM  

T.M.S.: "That someone would spank someone with a Doritos bag is highly unlikely...."

So it's much more likely to spank someone with a bag of glass?


Yes, actually, in that it's more likely to spank someone with a bag of glass because you want to hurt them, then desperately try to come up with a lame excuse.

Because I'm not sure how spanking with an empty Dorito bag would actually hurt enough to even *register*. you might as well say "Spank him with a down pillow."
 
2012-08-14 01:18:36 PM  
What's the current stance on forced sterilization?

Just sayin'.
 
2012-08-14 01:18:51 PM  
If you really want to make an impression, physically and emotionally, you glue the broken glass to a wooden paddle.

Sheesh....abusive parents these days.
 
2012-08-14 01:19:02 PM  
I'd never spank a child with a Doritos bag. What the hell kind of life-affirming lesson does that teach them? All thinking people know that Miss Vickie's Jalapeño Chips are the correct disciplinary choice.
 
2012-08-14 01:21:02 PM  
Some parents just lose it and see red...

My mom was that way when i was growing up. She had this policy that she would never whip me with a belt, because her dad used to whip her with a belt, but she would talk herself into a frenzy, then beat me with nearly anything else within reach...

Woops! accidentally dug up some old memories there... i'll uh... i'll just be out back reburying those in some vodka and cake...
 
2012-08-14 01:21:20 PM  
When I was young my parents explained to me what pedophiles did and that when caught were sent to 'pedophile island'.

It didn't take much more than one threat of sending me to pedophile island for me to behave.
 
2012-08-14 01:22:12 PM  
Call CPS. The Doritos-bag story is patently incredible: a bag of glass feels different enough from a bag of Doritos, especially an empty bag of Doritos, that no one with enough mental function to pick the bag up in the first place could possibly mistake one for the other.

Not that spanking is inherently evil, mind you, but you do not need implements of any kind. Any kid so far gone that such a thing might even approach becoming necessary doesn't need a spanking; they need inpatient care.
 
2012-08-14 01:22:19 PM  
This is why our children are running wild and never leaving home. When I was a kid getting beaten with bags of broken glass was a reward for good behavior.
 
2012-08-14 01:25:13 PM  
maybe mom is trying to get a sponsor for future beatings. drop a few names, the money comes in, some decals for the beating paddle. in a couple of years she could go pro.
 
2012-08-14 01:25:20 PM  

Porous Horace: pedophile island


This fall, on FOX!
 
2012-08-14 01:27:11 PM  

CeroX: Some parents just lose it and see red...

My mom was that way when i was growing up. She had this policy that she would never whip me with a belt, because her dad used to whip her with a belt, but she would talk herself into a frenzy, then beat me with nearly anything else within reach...

Woops! accidentally dug up some old memories there... i'll uh... i'll just be out back reburying those in some vodka and cake...


You conjured up an image of my mother 'beating' our huge German Shepard dog with a Kleenex. The dog cringed like it was bullwhip.
 
2012-08-14 01:33:55 PM  

Porous Horace: When I was young my parents explained to me what pedophiles did and that when caught were sent to 'pedophile island'.

It didn't take much more than one threat of sending me to pedophile island for me to behave.


Dude, it's like being raised by Courage Wolf. I don't know whether to call it horrifying or awesome.
 
2012-08-14 01:34:10 PM  

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If you hold this up, you know, you see colors, every color of the rainbow! I mean, it teaches him about light refraction, you know? Prisms, and that stuff! You know what I mean?
 
2012-08-14 01:35:49 PM  

NuttierThanEver: SHA-DOOBIE


Thread over.
 
2012-08-14 01:40:50 PM  

Ned Stark: She was disciplining HER child as she saw fit. "Spanking" with a bag filled with broken glass is perfectly acceptable. If you don't want to do it, fine its your right to raise a mess of screaching hellions who will grow up to be menaces to society but you'd better damn well butt out when it comes to how I raise MY kids.


On the off chance you were being serious, please read it again. Because that's what TFA is about.
 
2012-08-14 01:43:53 PM  

Ned Stark: She was disciplining HER child as she saw fit. Spanking is perfectly acceptable. If you don't want to do it, fine its your right to raise a mess of screaching hellions who will grow up to be menaces to society but you'd better damn well butt out when it comes to how I raise MY kids.


If you pull shiat out of the garbage to hit your child with, I'm going to call you an unfit parent. Deal with it.
 
2012-08-14 01:44:59 PM  

Ned Stark: She was disciplining HER child as she saw fit. Spanking is perfectly acceptable. If you don't want to do it, fine its your right to raise a mess of screaching hellions who will grow up to be menaces to society but you'd better damn well butt out when it comes to how I raise MY kids.


Yes, and I'm sure being beaten with a bag of broken glass will ensure that child's future successes and positive contributions to society.
 
2012-08-14 01:50:52 PM  
Next up, a bag of hammers?
 
2012-08-14 01:57:48 PM  

clintster: [img.23d.com image 782x600]

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Done, and done.
 
2012-08-14 02:04:06 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Next up, a bag of hammers?


Cup of dirt?
 
2012-08-14 02:08:01 PM  
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Mom lied about the Doritos.

/hot hot hot!
 
2012-08-14 02:11:05 PM  
Should make her eat that "bag of Doritos"
 
2012-08-14 02:13:41 PM  

NuttierThanEver: SHA-DOOBIE


Cam for shadoobie, leaving shattered.
 
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