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(Mega 949)   Texas State Rep. just came out of the closet as a "pan-sexual". You'd hit it, if you knew what it was   (mega949.com) divider line 349
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2012-08-14 11:27:49 AM  
pansexual? Someone who likes to poke their dick in the little holes of those flutes?
 
2012-08-14 11:29:37 AM  
TX State Rep. Just Came Out as A "Pansexual" decided she didn't want a second term

Was going to say: unless she is representing Austin, then maybe she has a chance.

Turns out, she is Hildalgo: Link

Any thoughts of how that will play there?
 
2012-08-14 11:33:31 AM  
Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders
 
2012-08-14 11:33:37 AM  
Rule 34 to kick in, in 3... 2...
 
2012-08-14 11:40:08 AM  
Yeah. Don't really care who she sleeps with. That irrelevant. And, the only people who think it's relevant are knuckle-dragging morons who probably shouldn't be voting in the first place.
 
2012-08-14 11:40:12 AM  
A Pansexual derives sexual pleasure by being beaten with a frying pan by someone with Tourette's syndrome.
 
2012-08-14 11:40:34 AM  
So now it will be GLBTP. In a couple of more years, how many more letters of the alphabet will they add?
 
2012-08-14 11:41:41 AM  

EnviroDude: So now it will be GLBTP. In a couple of more years, how many more letters of the alphabet will they add?


Don't worry, dude, nobody's gonna start hitting on you all of a sudden.
 
2012-08-14 11:42:29 AM  

EnviroDude: So now it will be GLBTP. In a couple of more years, how many more letters of the alphabet will they add?


I've been making this argument for years. They already took the entire color spectrum. Now they want the whole alphabet.

This would be GLBTQSP, also.
 
2012-08-14 11:42:34 AM  

EnviroDude: So now it will be GLBTP. In a couple of more years, how many more letters of the alphabet will they add?


RSTLNE, and you can choose three more consonants, and a vowel.
 
2012-08-14 11:42:41 AM  
So basically she's just a slut who'll bang anyone.
 
2012-08-14 11:44:17 AM  
So, how does she feel about pots?
 
2012-08-14 11:45:01 AM  

Shostie: EnviroDude: So now it will be GLBTP. In a couple of more years, how many more letters of the alphabet will they add?

I've been making this argument for years. They already took the entire color spectrum. Now they want the whole alphabet.

This would be GLBTQSP, also.


Tack on an A for Asexuals.
 
2012-08-14 11:45:24 AM  

vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders


This varies from person to person, though. I know bisexuals who don't prefer one gender over the other, but would rather not date genderqueer people. Also, from lack of knowing other terms, I've known people who identify as bisexual or even straight/gay who have dated genderqueer people.
 
2012-08-14 11:45:31 AM  
Who needs condoms when you've got Teflon?
 
2012-08-14 11:46:31 AM  
No, no I wouldn't. Living in Houston, I've had my fill of crazy, dumpy Mexicans.
Besides, I've married a crazy Puerto Rician who I'd rather keep happy.

latinoleaders.com
 
2012-08-14 11:47:29 AM  
I just spent a few minutes googling her, and I can't find a single bit of information about her politics. I don't care who she bangs, what's her tax policy?
 
2012-08-14 11:49:32 AM  
sherhaps.files.wordpress.com
I, too, have known "unconventional love,"
 
2012-08-14 11:52:18 AM  
This somehow leads to having sex with turtles, I just know it.
 
2012-08-14 11:54:26 AM  
So... she's kind of like an omni-sexual?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-08-14 11:54:33 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-08-14 11:55:53 AM  

Pocket Ninja: This somehow leads to having sex with turtles, I just know it.


Well, you have to take it slow with turtles, but its worth it.
 
2012-08-14 11:56:35 AM  

Shostie: GLBTQSP


GLBTQSPWTFBBQ!!11!!
 
2012-08-14 11:57:54 AM  

what_now: I just spent a few minutes googling her, and I can't find a single bit of information about her politics. I don't care who she bangs, what's her tax policy?


Link

Her legislation includes: protecting women who are victims of abuse with a address confidentiality program; protecting youth along the border with a bi-national substance abuse task force; assuring that divorced parents get all the visitation time permitted; assuring that border citizens have sufficient water by converting water rights from irrigation to municipal use; widening the pool of people who can become police officers; providing lighting for the streets of colonias; helping students finish college sooner and pay their tuition in payments; giving families increased access to their local museum; creating new courts for Hidalgo county; increasing a juror's pay; protecting home buyers from purchasing a home that has been used for the production of methamphetamines; allowing for wine-tasting in wine-only package stores; promoting products made in Texas with a "Genuine Texas" seal, and the list goes on and on.
 
2012-08-14 11:59:54 AM  

Shostie: ; allowing for wine-tasting in wine-only package stores;


SHE'S GOT MY VOTE!!
 
2012-08-14 12:02:07 PM  

vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders


You add additional terms, add genders, be genderqueer--whatever you want. But don't do it at the expense of limiting bisexuals.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2012-08-14 12:02:26 PM  
cdn.costumesupercenter.com
 
2012-08-14 12:02:44 PM  

what_now: Shostie: ; allowing for wine-tasting in wine-only package stores;

SHE'S GOT MY VOTE!!


It's weird because the grocery stores around here hand out wine samples.
 
2012-08-14 12:07:04 PM  
Laughing out loud here. Over these past months and years, advocates of same-sex marriage stated that homosexuality doesn't lead to things like more sexual experimentation, polygamy, people wanting rights for whatever they 'think' is moral. And I don't know what to make of this. Here's a woman who has gone from straight to homosexual to bisexual to every which way of making things up she's so lost she doesn't even know where she stands. And part of me thinks it's all for the publicity, she gets off on being a nonconformist, so she just sleeps with whoever is going to get her the most attention. The irony when she gets her fair share of diseases from sleeping around with women, gay men, what have you will be satisfying, to say the least.
 
2012-08-14 12:10:14 PM  

mahuika: vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders

This varies from person to person, though. I know bisexuals who don't prefer one gender over the other, but would rather not date genderqueer people. Also, from lack of knowing other terms, I've known people who identify as bisexual or even straight/gay who have dated genderqueer people.


Yeah, the attempts to get very specific with the labels seems overwrought to me.
 
2012-08-14 12:10:50 PM  

ignite ice: Laughing out loud here. Over these past months and years, advocates of same-sex marriage stated that homosexuality doesn't lead to things like more sexual experimentation, polygamy, people wanting rights for whatever they 'think' is moral. And I don't know what to make of this. Here's a woman who has gone from straight to homosexual to bisexual to every which way of making things up she's so lost she doesn't even know where she stands. And part of me thinks it's all for the publicity, she gets off on being a nonconformist, so she just sleeps with whoever is going to get her the most attention. The irony when she gets her fair share of diseases from sleeping around with women, gay men, what have you will be satisfying, to say the least.


You're a moron.
 
2012-08-14 12:11:34 PM  
You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker. And you're gonna have to pay for it!
 
2012-08-14 12:14:47 PM  
Aw geez not this shiat again.

Fark is looking more and more like tumblr these days with all these gender/sex/orientation/whatever wank threads.
 
2012-08-14 12:16:00 PM  

Lumpmoose: vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders

You add additional terms, add genders, be genderqueer--whatever you want. But don't do it at the expense of limiting bisexuals.


Don't like how I explained the difference between Pan and Bi? Feel free to have a crack at it yourself. Try not to offend anyone. Good luck.
 
2012-08-14 12:19:48 PM  

vygramul: mahuika: vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders

This varies from person to person, though. I know bisexuals who don't prefer one gender over the other, but would rather not date genderqueer people. Also, from lack of knowing other terms, I've known people who identify as bisexual or even straight/gay who have dated genderqueer people.

Yeah, the attempts to get very specific with the labels seems overwrought to me.


There may be a spectrum of sexual identities, but there are only two genders.
 
2012-08-14 12:22:44 PM  

vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders


I don't know if I agree with your / point. There are two genders but many degrees of gender identity.

And now I'm trying to remember the playwright that wrote the play about a frankenstein-esque madman trying to create the third gender. I believe it involved rubber chicken genitalia. Anyone?
 
2012-08-14 12:24:49 PM  

ignite ice: Laughing out loud here. Over these past months and years, advocates of same-sex marriage stated that homosexuality doesn't lead to things like more sexual experimentation, polygamy, people wanting rights for whatever they 'think' is moral. And I don't know what to make of this.


What, your bible doesn't have anything to say about it? Surely you can dig up something.


The irony when she gets her fair share of diseases from sleeping around with women, gay men, what have you will be satisfying, to say the least.

Yeah, because clearly anyone who doesn't identify with a specific gender, and is attracted to both equally, will fark any- and everything that comes across her path.

Unlike some straight males who've farked 50 women by the time they're 20.

/also what vyrgramul said
 
2012-08-14 12:29:00 PM  

give me doughnuts: vygramul: mahuika: vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders

This varies from person to person, though. I know bisexuals who don't prefer one gender over the other, but would rather not date genderqueer people. Also, from lack of knowing other terms, I've known people who identify as bisexual or even straight/gay who have dated genderqueer people.

Yeah, the attempts to get very specific with the labels seems overwrought to me.

There may be a spectrum of sexual identities, but there are only two genders.


You might think so. But when I said there are more than two genders, I meant genders.
 
2012-08-14 12:31:22 PM  

Mangoose: vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders

I don't know if I agree with your / point. There are two genders but many degrees of gender identity.

And now I'm trying to remember the playwright that wrote the play about a frankenstein-esque madman trying to create the third gender. I believe it involved rubber chicken genitalia. Anyone?


Well, genderless is a thing. I don't pretend to fully understand it, which makes me a bad person, of course.
 
2012-08-14 12:32:01 PM  

vygramul: give me doughnuts: vygramul: mahuika: vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders

This varies from person to person, though. I know bisexuals who don't prefer one gender over the other, but would rather not date genderqueer people. Also, from lack of knowing other terms, I've known people who identify as bisexual or even straight/gay who have dated genderqueer people.

Yeah, the attempts to get very specific with the labels seems overwrought to me.

There may be a spectrum of sexual identities, but there are only two genders.

You might think so. But when I said there are more than two genders, I meant genders.


And when you said that, you were wrong.
 
2012-08-14 12:34:04 PM  

vygramul: Lumpmoose: vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders

You add additional terms, add genders, be genderqueer--whatever you want. But don't do it at the expense of limiting bisexuals.

Don't like how I explained the difference between Pan and Bi? Feel free to have a crack at it yourself. Try not to offend anyone. Good luck.


Heh, good point. I just didn't know where that "tends to prefer a particular gender" thing came from.

I would say that bisexuals like both men and women while pansexuals like all genders without subscribing to the usual gender binary. Pansexual has sensitivity to gender issues built into the term while 'bisexual' alone implies nothing beyond sexual orientation.
 
2012-08-14 12:36:27 PM  

ignite ice: Laughing out loud here. Over these past months and years, advocates of same-sex marriage stated that homosexuality doesn't lead to things like more sexual experimentation, polygamy, people wanting rights for whatever they 'think' is moral. And I don't know what to make of this. Here's a woman who has gone from straight to homosexual to bisexual to every which way of making things up she's so lost she doesn't even know where she stands. And part of me thinks it's all for the publicity, she gets off on being a nonconformist, so she just sleeps with whoever is going to get her the most attention. The irony when she gets her fair share of diseases from sleeping around with women, gay men, what have you will be satisfying, to say the least.


i105.photobucket.com

Ice, Ice Baby
 
2012-08-14 12:38:40 PM  

EnviroDude: So now it will be GLBTP. In a couple of more years, how many more letters of the alphabet will they add?


j.wigflip.com
 
2012-08-14 12:39:22 PM  

give me doughnuts: vygramul: give me doughnuts: vygramul: mahuika: vygramul: Pansexual is someone who can fall in love with any and all genders. This is different from bisexual in that bisexual tends to prefer a particular gender but likes sex with other genders.

/Yes, more than two genders

This varies from person to person, though. I know bisexuals who don't prefer one gender over the other, but would rather not date genderqueer people. Also, from lack of knowing other terms, I've known people who identify as bisexual or even straight/gay who have dated genderqueer people.

Yeah, the attempts to get very specific with the labels seems overwrought to me.

There may be a spectrum of sexual identities, but there are only two genders.

You might think so. But when I said there are more than two genders, I meant genders.

And when you said that, you were wrong.


I'm sure you're certain. And that's nice for you.
 
2012-08-14 12:39:36 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
PANGEA


beyondthedish.files.wordpress.com
PANCREAS


newspaper.li
PANDEMIC


mellystick.m.e.pic.centerblog.net
PANDORA


content.clearchannel.com
PANSEXUAL


I hope that clears things up.

/images hot
 
2012-08-14 12:39:45 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: pansexual? Someone who likes to poke their dick in the little holes of those flutes?


omnisexual
 
2012-08-14 12:40:44 PM  

what_now: I just spent a few minutes googling her, and I can't find a single bit of information about her politics. I don't care who she bangs, what's her tax policy?


well, she is not a republican, therefore she is a rationalist
 
2012-08-14 12:41:09 PM  
When we start having "pansexuals" in public office, you know the social fabric of America has gone to pot.
 
2012-08-14 12:42:01 PM  
sweetmelissa31:

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ahhhhhhhh
 
2012-08-14 12:43:22 PM  

namatad: FirstNationalBastard: pansexual? Someone who likes to poke their dick in the little holes of those flutes?

omnisexual


i105.photobucket.com
1986 Dodge Omnisexual
 
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