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(Breitbart.com)   McSweeney's Dave Eggers launches web site where celebrities can explain why we need a second dose of President Failure Teleprompter. The real story here is that apparently Dave Eggers is still alive and McSweeney's is still around   (breitbart.com) divider line 54
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2012-08-14 11:22:06 AM  
Oh f*ck you subby. What could you possibly have against Eggers?
 
2012-08-14 11:23:09 AM  
More alive than Breitbart, in any case.
 
2012-08-14 11:24:00 AM  
Ah yes, more maggoty nuggets of Fecal Derp from the zombified anus of Andrew Breitbart courtesy of Drew.


/I'll pass
 
2012-08-14 11:25:30 AM  
I didn't honestly realize anyone didn't like Dave Eggers.
 
2012-08-14 11:25:36 AM  
Breitbart is still dead, derpheads still part of his cult of personality.
 
2012-08-14 11:26:59 AM  
More like Presidebt Fart Taxes
 
2012-08-14 11:28:05 AM  
teleprompter! drink!
 
2012-08-14 11:29:44 AM  
Um, subby, McSweeney's is consistently funnier and more relevant than deadmoran.com's entire oeuvre, so you can go eat a bowl of dicks the genitalia opposite of your choice.
 
2012-08-14 11:30:31 AM  
I... I really like McSwy's and Eggers.
 
2012-08-14 11:31:21 AM  
Thanks Breitbart for continuing to pollute the public discourse with the type of blatant deceit you crafted so well.

/oh, and your bloggers REALLY suck
 
2012-08-14 11:32:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-08-14 11:33:14 AM  

Arkanaut: More alive than Breitbart, in any case.


www.pinkraygun.com
 
2012-08-14 11:35:05 AM  

Babwa Wawa: Oh f*ck you subby. What could you possibly have against Eggers?


He likes Barawk Husseinkhomeini Taxaprompter Fartbong0! Doez he need a reasons?

/Thank you FOX News for keeping me infromed
 
2012-08-14 11:38:18 AM  
Headline is funny because they managed to single Obama out for using technology that every politician uses just as much.
 
2012-08-14 11:40:33 AM  

Babwa Wawa: Oh f*ck you subby. What could you possibly have against Eggers?


He's not a Republican. Isn't that reason enough?
 
2012-08-14 11:40:59 AM  
President Failure Teleprompter? Are you even trying?
 
2012-08-14 11:44:41 AM  
An article musing about irrelevant websites on breitbart.com?

Was the [ironic] tag busy wearing a terrible pimp costume and editing video?
 
2012-08-14 11:44:59 AM  

Bloody William: President Failure Teleprompter? Are you even trying?


I would have thought President Failure McTeleprompter at the very least...
 
2012-08-14 11:45:21 AM  
FTFA: "Ebert's essay praising ObamaCare is all of three paragraphs in length, hardly long enough to change a heart or a mind."

Christian Toto's paragraphs max out at two sentences, hardly enough to change a heart or a mind.

Similarly, In Search of Lost Time is the most persuasive work in world history.
 
2012-08-14 11:46:52 AM  

cabbyman: Bloody William: President Failure Teleprompter? Are you even trying?

I would have thought President Failure McTeleprompter at the very least...


Presidunce Fartboner Telebongoprompter Husama bin Oingo Boingo.
 
2012-08-14 11:50:59 AM  

Bloody William: Presidunce Fartboner Telebongoprompter Husama bin Oingo Boingo.


That's one of the funniest farking things I've read.
 
2012-08-14 11:51:13 AM  

Bloody William: Presidunce Fartboner Telebongoprompter Husama bin Oingo Boingo.


Presidunce Fartboner Teleprombongo Husslave al Asswad "The Islamic Shock" O'bone-inanosa.
 
2012-08-14 11:52:58 AM  
Presidon't B'Roke INSANE O-Birthcertificate-A.
 
2012-08-14 11:53:54 AM  
If you're going to use the lemonade construct it needs to be

President. Failure. Teleprompter.
 
2012-08-14 11:54:13 AM  

Bloody William: cabbyman: Bloody William: President Failure Teleprompter? Are you even trying?

I would have thought President Failure McTeleprompter at the very least...

Presidunce Fartboner Telebongoprompter Husama bin Oingo Boingo

de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
 
2012-08-14 11:54:53 AM  
"President" The Notorious F.A.R.T.
 
2012-08-14 11:56:01 AM  
...FAILED PRESIDENT

A president with a devastatingly bad resume...


Keep shouting that into the echo chamber, Breittards. Maybe it'll come true.
 
2012-08-14 11:57:57 AM  
Presidork B'Lack NO-BRAIN O-Bambi's-Mother.
 
2012-08-14 12:05:04 PM  
Fluorescent Testicle:
Presidork B'Lack NO-BRAIN O-Bambi's-Mother.

Bambi's mother? Enjoy your visit from the Secret Service. THEY TAKE THESE THINGS VERY SERIOUSLY YOU KNOW
 
2012-08-14 12:06:04 PM  
Pretzeldent Bartman Hoosier Obligatory.
 
2012-08-14 12:09:16 PM  
img27.imageshack.us
 
2012-08-14 12:11:13 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: A president with a devastatingly bad resume...


Wait, I thought the GOP gripe was that his resume was too good. They keep telling me he was "born" in Hawaii. He went to a madrassa, He god bad grades at Occidental, he wasn't at Columbia and was the editor of the Harvard Law Review because he's blah. Community organizing isn't a real job like driving the Weinermobile, when he was in the state senate he never voted on anything. Then as President of the US, he's shown himself to be a true Fartbongo socialist.

Tony Rezko.
 
2012-08-14 12:18:12 PM  
"Articles" actual headline:
CRUNCH TIME: PUBLISHER RECRUITS 90 CELEBRITIES TO BACK FAILED PRESIDENT

So Obama should start wars, lead a massive expansion of Government, negotiate with and arm known Terrorists like Republicans if he want's to be successful?
 
2012-08-14 12:28:49 PM  
McSweeney's still posts some of the best things online. Of course, you need to be literate above a high school level to appreciate it.
 
2012-08-14 12:31:08 PM  

cabbyman: Bloody William: President Failure Teleprompter? Are you even trying?

I would have thought President Failure McTeleprompter at the very least...


Yes,. This requires the "Mc" for proper usage. Total subby fail, you'd think he would understand this by now.

Proper usage includes:
Failbama McTeleprompter
Obama McTaxalot

Also accepted is the O' (using zero as needed for emphasis) as in:
Barraka O'commie
B. Hussein O'soeteobama
 
2012-08-14 12:37:56 PM  
 
2012-08-14 12:43:07 PM  

DarwiOdrade: There's no such thing as a conservative celebrity, right?


"Boycott Liberalism"?

Fifty bucks says that last week, they were screeching about how "Unfair" it was that some people were boycotting CFA.
 
2012-08-14 12:44:15 PM  
Is it too late to order a couple of Eggers McSweeneys with sausage?
 
2012-08-14 12:45:50 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
DIE, ZOMBIE SCUM!
 
2012-08-14 12:49:05 PM  
President Barack O'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochbama.
 
2012-08-14 01:13:07 PM  
Eggers has a new very popular book and McSweeney's is doing better than ever (in part because of the success of Lucky Peach.)
 
2012-08-14 01:26:25 PM  
90 Reasons from 90 celebrities?

What is the over/under on the number of actual reasons as opposed to uniformed, incomprehensible BS?
 
2012-08-14 01:38:26 PM  

ManRay: 90 Reasons from 90 celebrities?

What is the over/under on the number of actual reasons as opposed to uniformed, incomprehensible BS?


I doubt that Victoria Jackson, Ted Nugent, Chuck Norris, et al, wrote any of the the pieces.
 
2012-08-14 01:54:08 PM  

ManRay: 90 Reasons from 90 celebrities?

What is the over/under on the number of actual reasons as opposed to uniformed, incomprehensible BS?


Although I'm not in love with this project, two things need to be pointed out here

1) This isn't 90 responses from "celebrities" exactly, the vast majority of people here are writers and journalists... ie people who normally do keep informed of things and research their subjects. Not entirely the case, a few people are just musicians or actors, but most are writers.

Having a respected writer like George Saunders write about Obama is hardly the same thing as having Ted Nuget do so.

2) They aren't all celebrities. Some are just normal writers and journalists that most people would not recognize.
 
2012-08-14 02:08:36 PM  
The only thing more mind-meltingly horrible than the "left" fawning over Obama is the right wing's drooling and ignorant response to it.
 
2012-08-14 02:47:32 PM  

mat catastrophe: The only thing more mind-meltingly horrible than the "left" fawning over Obama is the right wing's drooling and ignorant response to it.


WHAT fawning?
 
2012-08-14 02:53:40 PM  

mat catastrophe: The only thing more mind-meltingly horrible than the "left" fawning over Obama is the right wing's drooling and ignorant response to it.


[citation needed]
 
2012-08-14 03:24:58 PM  

FlashHarry: mat catastrophe: The only thing more mind-meltingly horrible than the "left" fawning over Obama is the right wing's drooling and ignorant response to it.

[citation needed]


silvervial: mat catastrophe: The only thing more mind-meltingly horrible than the "left" fawning over Obama is the right wing's drooling and ignorant response to it.

WHAT fawning?


http://90days90reasons.com/
 
2012-08-14 03:57:35 PM  

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 705x235]


tl;dr

Meh. The strip reads like something that was rejected from McSweeney's.

Seriously: Breitbart only ever rated a maximum of 7 Surstrommings on the Gingrich-Cheney scale and being dead he's down to a 5. (He's that much because he has a certain amount of influence in the Discourse.)
But at least subby spelled his name right.

From the Breitbart comments section: (always good for butthurt gold):

"Paul Ryan and Mitt Romney are gorgeous, star power with sex appeal.
Poor OldBiden and Graybama are no longer cool and they're so angry now.
Sad to see liberals lose the Hollywood game.
Can't wait to vote for this exciting, dynamic team!"

"Star power with sex appeal"? It would terrify me to meet someone who actually sincerely thought this. As it is I'm going to chalk that one up to another farker/4chan troll. After all, anything sensible would probably get canned by the mods over there, so might as well post satire.
 
2012-08-14 04:12:34 PM  

mat catastrophe: The only thing more mind-meltingly horrible than the "left" fawning over Obama is the right wing's drooling and ignorant response to it.


Another day, another sleeper troll account pulled out of hibernation.

Yawn.
 
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