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(Hollywood Dame)   Top 10 unscripted movie lines you probably quote on a daily basis   (hollywooddame.com) divider line 100
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2012-08-14 11:33:53 AM  
www.blindfiveyearold.com
 
2012-08-14 11:35:35 AM  
They could have filled the entire list with Han Solo.
 
2012-08-14 11:37:19 AM  
Dad! I dug a hole.
...and I filled it with water.
 
2012-08-14 11:40:12 AM  
Yet another scene where I run through a dark alley set to gloomy goth music?
Just shoot me.


/Brandon Lee
 
2012-08-14 11:48:28 AM  
Yeah, that Saving Private Ryan barn story comes up at least three, four times a day.
 
2012-08-14 12:08:17 PM  

Quasar: Yeah, that Saving Private Ryan barn story comes up at least three, four times a day.



Lulz.
 
2012-08-14 12:57:27 PM  
"I'm still really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"
 
2012-08-14 01:05:57 PM  
Just more proof that script writers are hacks and are over paid.
 
2012-08-14 01:24:52 PM  

Quasar: Yeah, that Saving Private Ryan barn story comes up at least three, four times a day.

 
2012-08-14 01:28:55 PM  
AHHHH, KELLY CLARKSON!
 
2012-08-14 01:35:15 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just more proof that script writers are hacks and are over paid.


So... if it's easy, if you can be a "hack" and still make lots of money, why aren't you writing scripts?

Here's the thing about those lines, bucko, what works in a script doesn't always work once you have the actors in place, once they put their own imprint on the character, so sometimes the scripts gets updated to reflect those nuances.
 
2012-08-14 01:35:27 PM  
I'm walkin' here! I'm walkin' here!!

/also unscripted
 
2012-08-14 01:38:30 PM  
Personally, I say "Here's the thing, bucko..." probably half a dozen times each day.
 
2012-08-14 01:42:31 PM  
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
 
2012-08-14 01:42:48 PM  
Nope. Never quoted one of those in my life. I guess I'm not normal. Or maybe I am and my life doesn't revolve around quotes from movies.
 
2012-08-14 01:44:05 PM  
Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl.

Most people don't realize there was no script for Airplane. The entire film was ad-libbed.
 
2012-08-14 01:46:46 PM  
Yeah, I use at least ten movie quotes a day. I'm not intelligent or interesting enough to talk to people otherwise.
 
2012-08-14 01:49:45 PM  

ongbok: Nope. Never quoted one of those in my life. I guess I'm not normal. Or maybe I am and my life doesn't revolve around quotes from movies.


I do the "I know" to my gf all the time. Nothing pisses her off more. I wouldn't know how to respond without that line.
 
2012-08-14 01:50:11 PM  

kxs401: Yeah, I use at least ten movie quotes a day. I'm not intelligent or interesting enough to talk to people otherwise.


Sarcasm is the refuge of losers.
 
2012-08-14 01:50:29 PM  
Did you know that a lot of Christopher Guest movies are ad libbed? It's true!
 
2012-08-14 01:53:05 PM  
so im assuming number 11 is just caddyshack, the whole movie
 
2012-08-14 01:54:34 PM  
Any and all from this genius....
ts3.mm.bing.net

/miss ya buddy
 
2012-08-14 01:54:59 PM  
For some reason, the damn site is not working for me. Can someone copypasta these lines? Thanks!

/hollywood dame can go choke on a box of dicks
 
2012-08-14 01:55:28 PM  
Hey Malkovich, think fast!
 
2012-08-14 01:56:14 PM  
Entire list is suspect.

The Hannibal Lecter line is in the book, except he said "Amarone" instead of "Chianti". It was changed for the movie, since only wine geeks know what Amarone is.
 
2012-08-14 01:57:05 PM  

gittlebass: so im assuming number 11 is just caddyshack, the whole movie


I have a pool and a pond, the pond would be good for you.
 
2012-08-14 01:57:34 PM  
List fail: Silence of the Lambs -- the "A census taker once tried to test me...." line was part of the script--it's actually pretty similar to a line in the book. It was the creepy noise Hopkins made after saying the line was ad libbed.
 
2012-08-14 01:58:33 PM  

FrancoFile: Entire list is suspect.

The Hannibal Lecter line is in the book, except he said "Amarone" instead of "Chianti". It was changed for the movie, since only wine geeks know what Amarone is.


the entire list is taken from a youtube video from 2 years ago so i doubt too much research went into checking it.
 
2012-08-14 01:58:44 PM  
I am pretty sure that Jim Carey stole the line about the most annoying sound in the universe from Michael Richards in the movie UHF.
 
2012-08-14 02:00:43 PM  
"Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good"

I use this one frequently, the significant other calls me her "space(d) monkey"
 
2012-08-14 02:05:03 PM  

Death_Poot: the greater good


the greater good
 
2012-08-14 02:09:45 PM  
"Hey, wanna see the most annoying no-talent ass-clown in the world?"

i138.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 02:13:30 PM  

thecpt: ongbok: Nope. Never quoted one of those in my life. I guess I'm not normal. Or maybe I am and my life doesn't revolve around quotes from movies.

I do the "I know" to my gf all the time. Nothing pisses her off more. I wouldn't know how to respond without that line.


What self respecting geek has never pulled that one?

The movie line that I think I quote the most is "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."
 
2012-08-14 02:13:37 PM  
All those ... quotes will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die.
 
2012-08-14 02:21:03 PM  

Fano: All those ... quotes will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die.


+1
 
2012-08-14 02:22:52 PM  
thumbpress.com
 
2012-08-14 02:23:16 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just more proof that script writers are hacks and are over paid.


Actually, good script writers develop (for lack of a better term) a skeleton. They're concerned about the plot much more than the lines. They expect... and hope... the director and actors will flesh it out on the fly. They have no idea what personality the actors will bring to the table, and don't try to force said personality.
 
2012-08-14 02:26:22 PM  

CarnySaur: Did you know that a lot of Christopher Guest movies are ad libbed? It's true!


Yep. Same with Curb Your Enthusiasm. Its why they both have such a great "real life" feel while still being completely absurd.
 
2012-08-14 02:27:33 PM  
"I know."
6. 'Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back' Harrison Ford - His original scripted response was, "I love you too." George Lucas Irvin Kershner didn't like it and told Harrison to say whatever he wanted and 'I know' fit perfectly.


FTFY. George Lucas wrote the story and re-wrote a draft of the script for ESB. Not much else.
 
2012-08-14 02:28:06 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: For some reason, the damn site is not working for me. Can someone copypasta these lines? Thanks!

/hollywood dame can go choke on a box of dicks


"Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? AHGGHHAHH!"
10. 'Dumb and Dumber' Jim Carrey - The annoying sounds scene was entirely unscripted. Jim did it on a whim.

"My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful idiosyncrasies.She used to fart in her sleep. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up!"
9. 'Good Will Hunting' Robin Williams - Robin's entire story of the farting wife is completely ad-libbed. Matt's laughing is genuine.

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
8. 'The Godfather' Richard S. Castellano

7. 'Saving Private Ryan' Matt Damon - The entire barn story was made up by Matt.

"I know."
6. 'Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back' Harrison Ford - His original scripted response was, "I love you too." George Lucas didn't like it and told Harrison to say whatever he wanted and 'I know' fit perfectly.

"Here's looking at you kid."
5. 'Casablanca' Humphrey Bogart

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
4. 'Silence of the Lambs' Anthony Hopkins - This was not in the script and Anthony said it as a joke. It was creepy enough that it made the cut.

"Here's Johnny!"
3. 'The Shining' Jack Nicholson

"You talking to me? Are you talking to me?"
2. 'Taxi Driver' Robert De Niro - He was originally told to talk to the mirror and Robert came up with the line on his own.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."
1. 'Jaws' Roy Schneider

There are a ton more out there. These are just the ones I hear repeated the most. What was your favorite that should have made the list?
 
2012-08-14 02:29:21 PM  

Bruxellensis: There are a ton more out there. These are just the ones I hear repeated the most. What was your favorite that should have made the list?


I didn't write that part
 
2012-08-14 02:30:52 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com


Do you see what happens, Larry?

When you leave "The Big Lebowski" off the list?
 
2012-08-14 02:33:04 PM  
It might just be the people I know, but most people who constantly quote movie lines have the most uninteresting personailities in the world.

//Or maybe it is uninteresting because I've heard it all before.
 
2012-08-14 02:36:59 PM  

bigwave: [25.media.tumblr.com image 374x277]


Do you see what happens, Larry?

When you leave "The Big Lebowski" off the list?


this is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?
 
2012-08-14 02:37:30 PM  
List fails without Dana Carvey in Wayne's World. Link
 
2012-08-14 02:42:31 PM  

Glenford: List fails without Dana Carvey in Wayne's World. Link


That was ad lib? Damn. How i did mike myers not lose his shiat
 
2012-08-14 02:42:31 PM  
What? No "tears in the rain" soliloquy from Blade Runner?
 
2012-08-14 02:45:44 PM  

cvrettos: List fail: Silence of the Lambs -- the "A census taker once tried to test me...." line was part of the script--it's actually pretty similar to a line in the book. It was the creepy noise Hopkins made after saying the line was ad libbed.


Yep. Demme laughed like hell and kept it in the scene. And that was Hopkins' Oscar clip too.
 
2012-08-14 02:58:24 PM  

Quasar: Yeah, that Saving Private Ryan barn story comes up at least three, four times a day.


came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-08-14 03:00:40 PM  
Highlander was documentary and the events happened in real time.
 
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