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(Uproxx)   "Gee, it such a nice day out. Seems like a great day to get my anus tattooed." -- some lucky bastard's future wife (NSFW content)   (uproxx.com) divider line 72
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2012-08-14 11:55:58 AM
15 votes:
I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.
2012-08-14 12:39:54 PM
11 votes:
now this would make a great Anus Tattoo

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-08-14 12:22:36 PM
5 votes:
Two in the pink and ink on the stink?
2012-08-14 12:16:53 PM
5 votes:
One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.
2012-08-14 12:06:48 PM
5 votes:
30.media.tumblr.com

That would make a great butthole tattoo
2012-08-14 12:21:33 PM
4 votes:
Do you know what a Stripper does with her arsehole before she goes to work?

She let's him go to Band practice . . .
2012-08-14 12:18:11 PM
4 votes:
She's spread open letting some guy tattoo her anus, her pussy is on full display for all to see, but yet she puts tape over her nipples.

Now that's modesty.
2012-08-14 12:11:06 PM
4 votes:
I think I contracted Hepatitis C from that video
2012-08-14 11:56:11 AM
4 votes:
On the same page:

RIM Continues Slow Death.
2012-08-14 10:39:12 AM
4 votes:
I prefer that crazy biatches have more visible notifications. I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.
2012-08-14 10:20:33 AM
4 votes:
when is it not a great day to have your anus tattooed?
2012-08-14 01:09:19 PM
3 votes:
i48.tinypic.com
2012-08-14 12:28:59 PM
3 votes:
Get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed... get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed...

Wait, why am I even asking myself this? My boyfriend is probably going to knock my teeth out eventually anyway. Buttholes are 4EVAH!
2012-08-14 12:12:29 PM
3 votes:

ChipNASA: Gwendolyn: The video is priceless.

THERE'S VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?
/why am i at WORK?!?!?!


Boss! Bossman!! Hey!! I need to get home right quicklike. I gotta see this video of a chick getting her butthole tattooed!


THIS is what PTO is for.
2012-08-14 12:04:25 PM
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Do not stick your dick in crazy.


I stick my dick in crazy, in psychotic, in paranoid schizophrenia, in dementia, all that. You actually subscribe to this moronic dictum? more for me sucka
2012-08-14 11:55:01 AM
3 votes:
Just a coincidence that butt-hole tattooing is taking off in Florida just before the Republican convention.
2012-08-14 10:21:43 AM
3 votes:
"exit only?"
2012-08-14 01:44:24 PM
2 votes:
Is her name Kelly?
2012-08-14 12:35:06 PM
2 votes:
When her time comes, the autopsy form will read, Anus was Quite Remarkable and who's Fred?
2012-08-14 12:26:57 PM
2 votes:
One ring to rule them all...
2012-08-14 12:24:14 PM
2 votes:
The tattoo was unremarkable...
2012-08-14 12:18:29 PM
2 votes:
This story stunk the first time I read it.
2012-08-14 12:05:14 PM
2 votes:
I emailed the link last night to a half a dozen friends as "I know what I'm getting all of you for Xmas"

/The response has not been positive, so far
2012-08-14 12:02:11 PM
2 votes:
Idiocracy is so obsolete it's not even funny anymore.
2012-08-14 11:54:28 AM
2 votes:
DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.
2012-08-14 11:03:29 AM
2 votes:

BurnShrike: I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.


I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.
2012-08-14 10:15:06 AM
2 votes:
Do not stick your dick in crazy.
2012-08-14 10:12:43 AM
2 votes:
That's one classy broad there.
2012-08-14 09:40:31 PM
1 votes:
2012-08-14 08:52:43 PM
1 votes:

huscarl91: Safe bet daddy never told her he loved her...


He most likely did, just after he finished.
2012-08-14 06:17:49 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo


NSFW scroll to bottom
2012-08-14 04:30:37 PM
1 votes:
That is the most reprehensible tattoo I have seen in my life!
Oh, Wait a minute...
pichour.files.wordpress.com
2012-08-14 04:08:13 PM
1 votes:
(_*_)
Oil Impact Zone
2012-08-14 03:29:26 PM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: I met a girl that got BB King's name tattoo'd on her butt cheeks, when she bent over to show us, I said, "Who's BOB ?"


That's awesome! I have a "W"on each of m my cheeks so that when I bend over it says "WoW"

/and when I do cartwheels it says "WoW MoM!"
2012-08-14 02:58:49 PM
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?


No way!!, nobody ever said it was Lindsey Lohan!! It makes perfect sense now.
2012-08-14 02:52:33 PM
1 votes:

Cup_O_Jo: Irresponsible tattooer #1. SHE WAS HIGH---and DRINKING WHILE you were doing the tattoo. It's a huge no no in the tattoo world these days. Of course there is no protocol for butthole tattooing so whatever..


Yeah, I mean, you have to cut the tattoo guy a little slack. You can't expect him to turn down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity like this on a technicality.
2012-08-14 02:08:05 PM
1 votes:

Shaggy_C: Two things make a woman attractive: 1) physical appeal, 2) estimated speed at which she'll put out. You add the two scores out of ten and divide by two to get the real number.

While she may only be a seven looks-wise, she's a 10+ on the put-out scale. That 17/2 makes her a solid 8.5.

/Definitely would hit it


You forgot to normalize the put-out scale number for risk of STDs. She may be a 10+ raw score on the put-out scale but normalized for herpes, she's around a 0.5.
2012-08-14 01:44:45 PM
1 votes:
Two things make a woman attractive: 1) physical appeal, 2) estimated speed at which she'll put out. You add the two scores out of ten and divide by two to get the real number.

While she may only be a seven looks-wise, she's a 10+ on the put-out scale. That 17/2 makes her a solid 8.5.

/Definitely would hit it
2012-08-14 01:02:02 PM
1 votes:

Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?


Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.
2012-08-14 01:00:20 PM
1 votes:

carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?


Winnar.
2012-08-14 12:59:20 PM
1 votes:
one reader commented on what the tattoo might be: "I hope it's a little Boba Fett falling into it."
2012-08-14 12:52:54 PM
1 votes:
She should have thought about how that's going to look when she is old and saggy
2012-08-14 12:49:33 PM
1 votes:

propasaurus: brap: My butthole tattoo says "If you can read this you're too cl....Pfffffffft hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!"

Yes, I have an anus the size of a hula hoop.

Ha! So not only is this a repeat thread but we get repeat comments, too!


I recycle TO SAVE THE PLANET.
2012-08-14 12:49:25 PM
1 votes:

Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."


Two shiats?
2012-08-14 12:45:14 PM
1 votes:

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


She sounds dumb enough to bring it up during the interview. "And then, when I had my asshole tattooed.... that was SO amazing. Everyone wanted to look at it. And my tips at the strip club doubled after..... do you have any tattoos? Lemmee see them."
2012-08-14 12:42:21 PM
1 votes:
Mom???
2012-08-14 12:40:23 PM
1 votes:
I met a girl that got BB King's name tattoo'd on her butt cheeks, when she bent over to show us, I said, "Who's BOB ?"
2012-08-14 12:39:05 PM
1 votes:

Nothing To See Here: Do you know what a Stripper does with her arsehole before she goes to work?

She let's him go to Band practice . . .


Wow. that was a nasty crack.
Speaking of nasty cracks, how's subby's mom?
2012-08-14 12:38:29 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??


It's admin use only and we've only had the tag for a few months. Sometimes we get a headline that's just too good to redlight, even if it's a repeat.
2012-08-14 12:37:25 PM
1 votes:

carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?


pokerfraudalert.com

/Rimshot!
2012-08-14 12:35:21 PM
1 votes:

SandMann: It's not a tattoo, it's a Cutie Mark


fc04.deviantart.net
2012-08-14 12:28:52 PM
1 votes:
Intoxoman:
LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)

WTF


I'll totally take that as a recommendation to click the link when I'm at home and the wife is napping. I really don't need to hear her asking "why someone would do that" because I'm guessing there is no sane answer.
2012-08-14 12:25:33 PM
1 votes:

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


I was on the fence, but you are now green
2012-08-14 12:23:19 PM
1 votes:

mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.


Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.
2012-08-14 12:18:08 PM
1 votes:
Is this another story about Mike Tyson?
2012-08-14 12:18:02 PM
1 votes:
Yeah... no chance of THAT getting infected or anything...

/this applies to her whole body
2012-08-14 12:15:25 PM
1 votes:

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


I think I saw what remains of genitals there. Is she stitched-up or something? Wait, forget that. Don't answer. I don't want to know. I am sorry I bothered to click on that link in the first place.
2012-08-14 12:15:01 PM
1 votes:
Approves:

img401.imageshack.us


/likes em kinda dirty or something.
2012-08-14 12:13:47 PM
1 votes:

Azlefty: Why yes subby you would be lucky to have that little charmer gracing mommies basement with you; I am sure that in no time she will be showing that tatoo off in movies involving dozens of overly endowed attractive and successful young men.


Broadcast on the BBC, perhaps?
2012-08-14 12:13:05 PM
1 votes:

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


holy fooken crap!! I could have lived a happy life never having seen that.
2012-08-14 12:11:46 PM
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: What does it say, exit only?


I bet not on her....
2012-08-14 12:10:16 PM
1 votes:

olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.


What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)
2012-08-14 12:10:03 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo


"One cinnamon ring to rule them all and in the toilet bind them."
2012-08-14 12:09:49 PM
1 votes:
That's about the dirtiest tramp I've ever seen.


I'm in love.
2012-08-14 12:04:19 PM
1 votes:
Did she get a tiny red carpet being rolled out?
2012-08-14 12:03:08 PM
1 votes:
The repeat tag has been around for at least a year. Pay attention, farkers!

Apparently some of you have lives outside of the internet, and we can't have that.
2012-08-14 12:02:03 PM
1 votes:
Drunk and marrying girls with butthole tattoos is no way to go through life, son.
2012-08-14 11:57:33 AM
1 votes:

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


AND you have a highly polished stainless steel toilet bowl so you can watch......

/POOP COMING OUT!
2012-08-14 11:57:02 AM
1 votes:
My butthole tattoo says "If you can read this you're too cl....Pfffffffft hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!"

Yes, I have an anus the size of a hula hoop.
2012-08-14 11:53:33 AM
1 votes:

Gwendolyn: The video is priceless.


THERE'S VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?
/why am i at WORK?!?!?!
2012-08-14 11:32:20 AM
1 votes:

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


Great! I just looove reading the same news over and over!
2012-08-14 11:31:36 AM
1 votes:

the_rev:
I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.


I'll bet she bar-yells no matter where she is.
 
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