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(Uproxx)   "Gee, it such a nice day out. Seems like a great day to get my anus tattooed." -- some lucky bastard's future wife (NSFW content)   (uproxx.com ) divider line
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2012-08-14 11:03:29 AM  
6 votes:

BurnShrike: I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.


I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.
2012-08-14 10:15:06 AM  
5 votes:
Do not stick your dick in crazy.
2012-08-14 12:06:48 PM  
4 votes:
30.media.tumblr.com

That would make a great butthole tattoo
2012-08-14 10:12:43 AM  
4 votes:
That's one classy broad there.
2012-08-14 10:03:25 AM  
4 votes:
Why yes subby you would be lucky to have that little charmer gracing mommies basement with you; I am sure that in no time she will be showing that tatoo off in movies involving dozens of overly endowed attractive and successful young men.
2012-08-14 10:39:12 AM  
3 votes:
I prefer that crazy biatches have more visible notifications. I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.
2012-08-14 02:45:30 PM  
2 votes:
i45.tinypic.com

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?
2012-08-14 01:44:45 PM  
2 votes:
Two things make a woman attractive: 1) physical appeal, 2) estimated speed at which she'll put out. You add the two scores out of ten and divide by two to get the real number.

While she may only be a seven looks-wise, she's a 10+ on the put-out scale. That 17/2 makes her a solid 8.5.

/Definitely would hit it
2012-08-14 12:39:54 PM  
2 votes:
now this would make a great Anus Tattoo

upload.wikimedia.org
2012-08-14 12:02:11 PM  
2 votes:
Idiocracy is so obsolete it's not even funny anymore.
2012-08-14 11:55:58 AM  
2 votes:
I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.
2012-08-14 11:55:01 AM  
2 votes:
Just a coincidence that butt-hole tattooing is taking off in Florida just before the Republican convention.
2012-08-14 11:31:36 AM  
2 votes:

the_rev:
I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.


I'll bet she bar-yells no matter where she is.
2012-08-14 08:52:43 PM  
1 vote:

huscarl91: Safe bet daddy never told her he loved her...


He most likely did, just after he finished.
2012-08-14 02:40:40 PM  
1 vote:
I so can't wait for the followup to this story---of the infection..There is no way to keep that clean unless she is going to sit on an antiseptic pad for weeks. OH AND BTW----Irresponsible tattooer #1. SHE WAS HIGH---and DRINKING WHILE you were doing the tattoo. It's a huge no no in the tattoo world these days. Of course there is no protocol for butthole tattooing so whatever..
2012-08-14 02:12:09 PM  
1 vote:
I think I'm in love...
2012-08-14 01:02:48 PM  
1 vote:
Fixing teeth > anal tattoo

Priorities, people. Priorities.
2012-08-14 01:02:02 PM  
1 vote:

Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?


Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.
2012-08-14 12:36:20 PM  
1 vote:

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


Yes, but admin use only.
2012-08-14 12:25:32 PM  
1 vote:
how does when treat a tattooed asshole while its healing? i mean, when i got my tattoo on my arm the cleansing precautions were huge, this one has fecal matter smearing over it, cant be healthy
2012-08-14 12:22:36 PM  
1 vote:
Two in the pink and ink on the stink?
2012-08-14 12:21:33 PM  
1 vote:
Do you know what a Stripper does with her arsehole before she goes to work?

She let's him go to Band practice . . .
2012-08-14 12:18:29 PM  
1 vote:
This story stunk the first time I read it.
2012-08-14 12:15:25 PM  
1 vote:

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


I think I saw what remains of genitals there. Is she stitched-up or something? Wait, forget that. Don't answer. I don't want to know. I am sorry I bothered to click on that link in the first place.
2012-08-14 12:13:05 PM  
1 vote:

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


holy fooken crap!! I could have lived a happy life never having seen that.
2012-08-14 12:11:46 PM  
1 vote:

indarwinsshadow: What does it say, exit only?


I bet not on her....
2012-08-14 12:10:16 PM  
1 vote:

olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.


What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)
2012-08-14 12:03:49 PM  
1 vote:
If you can't gauge the level of crazy in that chick by talking to her for thirty seconds, then you need your crazy gauge recalibrated.
2012-08-14 12:03:08 PM  
1 vote:
The repeat tag has been around for at least a year. Pay attention, farkers!

Apparently some of you have lives outside of the internet, and we can't have that.
2012-08-14 11:54:18 AM  
1 vote:
"Wife"? Don't you mean "girlfriend you will have to get a restraining order against one day"?

Submitter is right about one thing, though: it such a nice day out.
2012-08-14 11:51:14 AM  
1 vote:
More like some unlucky bastard's future ex-wife.
2012-08-14 11:36:25 AM  
1 vote:
Meth is a helluva drug.
2012-08-14 11:32:20 AM  
1 vote:

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


Great! I just looove reading the same news over and over!
2012-08-14 11:26:20 AM  
1 vote:
Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat
2012-08-14 09:58:37 AM  
1 vote:
"lucky?"
 
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