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(Uproxx)   "Gee, it such a nice day out. Seems like a great day to get my anus tattooed." -- some lucky bastard's future wife (NSFW content)   (uproxx.com ) divider line
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2012-08-14 04:13:15 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


Military service. MEPS is a weird place.
 
2012-08-14 04:14:42 PM  

ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.


This. What a long friggin' day that was.
 
2012-08-14 04:18:58 PM  

Nothing To See Here: Igor Jakovsky: Pair-o-Dice: That first dump is going to be a painful dump.

/biatch is nuttier than a snickers bar

I bet her poop is too.

Well, That's a dirty crack . . . .


Well, she did set herself up to be the butt of corny jokes!
 
2012-08-14 04:30:00 PM  

Rinzetsu: one reader commented on what the tattoo might be: "I hope it's a little Boba Fett falling into it."


You're AWESOME!
 
2012-08-14 04:30:20 PM  

DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.


Old Dr. Jellyfinger....
 
2012-08-14 04:30:37 PM  
That is the most reprehensible tattoo I have seen in my life!
Oh, Wait a minute...
pichour.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-14 04:33:02 PM  

Mildot: This thread would have been right at home under the politics tab.


Wait til November 7th, 2012
 
2012-08-14 04:41:40 PM  

I'll bet she asked the guy to tattoo her at the orifice.

 
2012-08-14 04:41:45 PM  

semiotix: Cup_O_Jo: Irresponsible tattooer #1. SHE WAS HIGH---and DRINKING WHILE you were doing the tattoo. It's a huge no no in the tattoo world these days. Of course there is no protocol for butthole tattooing so whatever..

Yeah, I mean, you have to cut the tattoo guy a little slack. You can't expect him to turn down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity like this on a technicality.


LMFAO
 
GBB
2012-08-14 04:44:45 PM  

ArmyWarVet: GBB: IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.

Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?

Self loathing starts a few years after that (new window).


Wasn't about self loathing, it's about being an asshole (tattooed or otherwise)

/Why can't I seem to post direct youtube links?? It keeps changing them to some obnoxious login link and won't go to the Blink182 Video for "What's My Age Again?"
 
2012-08-14 04:45:48 PM  
imagenes.solostocks.com

No stranger to this...
 
2012-08-14 05:08:04 PM  
It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out.
 
2012-08-14 05:27:48 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

Old Dr. Jellyfinger....


No joke, the doctor who did the ol' "turn your head and cough" on me and then checked my oil was missing two fingers from his good hand.
 
2012-08-14 05:43:29 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net

Eehehehehehe! That's right!
 
2012-08-14 05:43:48 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

Old Dr. Jellyfinger....


CSB time. After our hearing and vision and a few other checks during MEPS we were waiting in line for our one on one with the doc. Many of us were fairly fresh out of high school and a bit nervous. One older guy in his 20s get's done with his checks and comes up to the line and says "Man, I hope you guys can relax your assholes decently, doc's got fat fingers!" Of course this scared the hell out of us and I was next. I get in and after a few initial checks and questions doc tells me to strip to my drawers, and I do so. After raising and lowering my arms and turning around and a few more questions doc starts putting on a set of rubber gloves and says to drop my drawers. I do it and I of course notice that doc indeed had big ol' sausage fingers as he does the turn your head and cough bit with gloves that felt like they were kept in a freezer. I started to sweat a bit as he said "Turn around, bend over and spread your cheeks." I turn around, close my eyes, grit my teeth and bared my browneye towards the doc hoping he at least had some form of lube. And.......nothing. Tells me to get dressed as he asks a few more questions and he hands me my paperwork. When I get out of the exam room I look for the asshole that had scared the shiat out of us, and saw him walk into another room. I of course said nothing to the rest of the guys that were in line behind me figuring if I had to freak out, so did they.

/csb.
 
2012-08-14 05:53:38 PM  

DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.


I served 7 years and totally forgot, well actually buried that awful memory from MEPS, thanks for the farking flashback bastards!

/Welcome home bro's
 
2012-08-14 06:08:52 PM  

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed... get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed...

Wait, why am I even asking myself this? My boyfriend is probably going to knock my teeth out eventually anyway. Buttholes are 4EVAH!


Her butthole is probably used to getting knocked out, too
 
2012-08-14 06:17:49 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo


NSFW scroll to bottom
 
2012-08-14 06:33:02 PM  
That video may come back to haunt the tattoo artist someday. That Girl did NOT seem entirely sober and "un-altered"
 
2012-08-14 06:38:19 PM  

www.tampatantrum.com

I'm 22 I can do what I want!

 
2012-08-14 06:44:25 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.


The tattoo gives you something to look at because, well, forget it.
 
2012-08-14 07:32:45 PM  
Safe bet daddy never told her he loved her...
 
2012-08-14 08:24:29 PM  

Basily Gourt: Tanthalas39: Basily Gourt: Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat

They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.

Solution: don't post repeats.

If I had known it was a repeat, I wouldn't have. I don't keep track of every single thing posted on fark.


Fark needs a bot that reviews all submissions and cancels repeats.
 
2012-08-14 08:39:15 PM  

rickycal78: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

Old Dr. Jellyfinger....

CSB time. After our hearing and vision and a few other checks during MEPS we were waiting in line for our one on one with the doc. Many of us were fairly fresh out of high school and a bit nervous. One older guy in his 20s get's done with his checks and comes up to the line and says "Man, I hope you guys can relax your assholes decently, doc's got fat fingers!" Of course this scared the hell out of us and I was next. I get in and after a few initial checks and questions doc tells me to strip to my drawers, and I do so. After raising and lowering my arms and turning around and a few more questions doc starts putting on a set of rubber gloves and says to drop my drawers. I do it and I of course notice that doc indeed had big ol' sausage fingers as he does the turn your head and cough bit with gloves that felt like they were kept in a freezer. I started to sweat a bit as he said "Turn around, bend over and spread your cheeks." I turn around, close my eyes, grit my teeth and bared my browneye towards the doc hoping he at least had some form of lube. And.......nothing. Tells me to get dressed as he asks a few more questions and he hands me my paperwork. When I get out of the exam room I look for the asshole that had scared the shiat out of us, and saw him walk into another room. I of course said nothing to the rest of the guys that were in line behind me figuring if I had to freak out, so did they.

/csb.


I was Navy/Aviation, if you walked into NAMI, even to just deliver the mail, you were getting fingered. We started having a no wipe for 48hours before a physical rule.
 
2012-08-14 08:50:50 PM  

Onkel Buck: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

I served 7 years and totally forgot, well actually buried that awful memory from MEPS, thanks for the farking flashback bastards!

/Welcome home bro's


Put your hands on your hips, and walk like a duck. In your underwear. Around a bunch of strangers. While you're 19.

Is this a military physical, or a fraternity hazing?
 
2012-08-14 08:52:43 PM  

huscarl91: Safe bet daddy never told her he loved her...


He most likely did, just after he finished.
 
2012-08-14 09:00:16 PM  

DirkTheDaring: Onkel Buck: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

I served 7 years and totally forgot, well actually buried that awful memory from MEPS, thanks for the farking flashback bastards!

/Welcome home bro's

Put your hands on your hips, and walk like a duck. In your underwear. Around a bunch of strangers. While you're 19.

Is this a military physical, or a fraternity hazing?


That was the funniest, and sort of the saddest part of the whole thing for me. There were a couple guys that had thong underwear on, and one guy with the yellowest piss stained tighty whitey's you'd ever seen.
 
2012-08-14 09:01:05 PM  
OK, I finally just now watched the video...

Before, I thought these facial expressions came from dealing with the pain of getting her starfish hell of needled...

i47.tinypic.com

But she was able to carry on casual conversation throughout... "It feels so fncking good!"

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 09:40:31 PM  
 
2012-08-14 10:53:09 PM  
Could you imagine if she got a tattoo on her taint ?
 
2012-08-14 11:54:14 PM  
*watches video*

... oookaaaaayyyy...
 
2012-08-15 12:06:30 AM  
i am thinking she was drunk cuz she gets a drink of something in the video but maybe it was h2o
 
2012-08-15 02:12:32 AM  
You know if the artist could dilate her butthole, tattoo the design in a way that it changed like a Mad Magazine fold in to be completely different when not dilated THAT would be novel.
 
2012-08-15 02:49:54 AM  
Also PNSFW...
 
2012-08-15 09:22:45 AM  
Remarkable.
 
2012-08-15 10:24:13 AM  

GBB: ArmyWarVet: GBB: IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.

Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?

Self loathing starts a few years after that (new window).

Wasn't about self loathing, it's about being an asshole (tattooed or otherwise)

/Why can't I seem to post direct youtube links?? It keeps changing them to some obnoxious login link and won't go to the Blink182 Video for "What's My Age Again?"


Is that what happened to my link?
 
2012-08-15 04:07:20 PM  
Wow. That is one broken individual.

Pro tip: If you ever find yourself naked in public, getting a tattoo of a guy's name around your anus, you should probably take some time to re-evaluate your direction in life.
 
GBB
2012-08-15 06:19:34 PM  

ArmyWarVet: GBB: ArmyWarVet: GBB: IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.

Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?

Self loathing starts a few years after that (new window).

Wasn't about self loathing, it's about being an asshole (tattooed or otherwise)

/Why can't I seem to post direct youtube links?? It keeps changing them to some obnoxious login link and won't go to the Blink182 Video for "What's My Age Again?"

Is that what happened to my link?


No, yours works fine, but when I copy a link that looks exactly like it, when I preview my post, fark seems to change it to something completely different and it doesn't go anywhere but youtube homepage. I give up.
 
2012-08-15 06:32:25 PM  
Or scream "Somebody call the US Embassy! I've been kidnapped and sold in this man's harem against my will!"
 
2012-08-16 12:05:32 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Madbassist1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?

Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.

[i47.tinypic.com image 648x546]

She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.


Lol.

Now he's having sex with...

media.tumblr.com 

BILL HADER!!!!
 
2012-08-16 12:24:26 PM  

nocturn: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Madbassist1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?

Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.

[i47.tinypic.com image 648x546]

She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.

Lol.

Now he's having sex with...

[media.tumblr.com image 300x300] 

BILL HADER!!!!


you...you bastard. I hate you.
 
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