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(Uproxx)   "Gee, it such a nice day out. Seems like a great day to get my anus tattooed." -- some lucky bastard's future wife (NSFW content)   (uproxx.com) divider line 241
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2012-08-14 01:15:11 PM
You want your asshole tattooed?
Well, OK. First thing you're gonna need to do is remove all your clothing.

Seems like a smart girl.
 
2012-08-14 01:15:24 PM

JackieRabbit: Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo

"One cinnamon ring to rule them all and in the toilet bind them."


Wooh, nearly passed out LOLing.
 
2012-08-14 01:15:43 PM
Um, why are we greening the same link twice in 12 hours?
 
2012-08-14 01:18:56 PM

Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?


Not for a while after she gets this tattoo, no.
 
2012-08-14 01:21:17 PM
 
2012-08-14 01:23:31 PM

Whatthefark: If you can't gauge the level of crazy in that chick by talking to her for thirty seconds, then you need your crazy gauge recalibrated.


Yeah, this kinda woman was always a boner shrinker to me. More the overt dumbness than the crazy that ruins it. No matter, the quiet and intelligent ones can be superfreaks in the sack.
 
2012-08-14 01:23:40 PM

FlashHarry: "exit only?"


Perhaps that should be mandatory for incoming male freshmen at Penn State?

//Just in case.
 
2012-08-14 01:24:15 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

+1


what kind of job are you appling for that showing the chocolate starfish, is one of the criteria?
 
2012-08-14 01:27:54 PM

justneal: Smelly Pirate Hooker: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

+1

what kind of job are you appling for that showing the chocolate starfish, is one of the criteria?


TSA?
 
2012-08-14 01:31:16 PM
That totally pegged my skank-o-meter.
 
2012-08-14 01:32:40 PM
What kind of Tattoo Artist works on a assh0le like that?
 
2012-08-14 01:42:05 PM

Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo


one brown ring to stool them all?
 
2012-08-14 01:44:24 PM
Is her name Kelly?
 
2012-08-14 01:44:45 PM
Two things make a woman attractive: 1) physical appeal, 2) estimated speed at which she'll put out. You add the two scores out of ten and divide by two to get the real number.

While she may only be a seven looks-wise, she's a 10+ on the put-out scale. That 17/2 makes her a solid 8.5.

/Definitely would hit it
 
2012-08-14 01:53:31 PM
I wonder if her artist made her do a Trilyte prep the night before she had the tattoo done.
 
2012-08-14 01:54:33 PM

Whatthefark: If you can't gauge the level of crazy in that chick by talking to her for thirty seconds, then you need your crazy gauge recalibrated.


You obviously havent talked to many drunk chicks in your time.
 
2012-08-14 01:55:33 PM
As for the skanky, skanky isn't all bad sometimes you just bring it home for a few days and let it cook you hashbrowns & scrambled eggs while she drinks your beer all day while you are at work, just make sure she is drunk enough that she can't find your house again on the way two and from.

Crazy is ok for awhile but it should really be a one night to one week thing at max,

Stupid, I'm amazingly not anti-stupid either just occasionally mutter inane complements to them and they love you and do good things for you, think of it as your attempt to improve their gene pool.

You just don't want to mix any two of the above, mixing all 3 is a disaster and this girl mixes all 3 in generous proportions.
 
2012-08-14 02:02:31 PM

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


Spagetti Factory? Looks more like a Fuzzy Pumper. It must be the Armenian side of the family.
 
2012-08-14 02:05:58 PM
i264.photobucket.com

Careful of your corn-hole
 
2012-08-14 02:07:33 PM
Please - she is just working her way through college / taking care of sick relative / helping her younger siblings get a better life

Cut her some slack
 
2012-08-14 02:08:05 PM

Shaggy_C: Two things make a woman attractive: 1) physical appeal, 2) estimated speed at which she'll put out. You add the two scores out of ten and divide by two to get the real number.

While she may only be a seven looks-wise, she's a 10+ on the put-out scale. That 17/2 makes her a solid 8.5.

/Definitely would hit it


You forgot to normalize the put-out scale number for risk of STDs. She may be a 10+ raw score on the put-out scale but normalized for herpes, she's around a 0.5.
 
2012-08-14 02:09:14 PM

kiwimoogle84: Um, why are we greening the same link twice in 12 hours?


dont worry. the repeat tag was used.. its cool
 
2012-08-14 02:12:09 PM
I think I'm in love...
 
2012-08-14 02:14:49 PM
This thread would have been right at home under the politics tab.
 
2012-08-14 02:17:41 PM
FTA: "A nice lady from Florida..."

I do not think that means what you think it means...
 
2012-08-14 02:17:44 PM

Mildot: Very Colorful and Very NSFW.


I just threw up a little
 
2012-08-14 02:19:24 PM

AbbeySomeone: Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?

Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.


Ha! I know a girl like that. Was a total mattress in high school, late twenties found Jesus and now is a holy roller.
 
2012-08-14 02:21:44 PM

This code was generated by a tool: Mildot: Very Colorful and Very NSFW.

I just threw up a little


Maybe I'm lucky I couldn't pull it up on my iPad.
 
2012-08-14 02:21:48 PM

Dripdry: What is with all this "Oh, she's so skanky/crazy I would NEVER hit that!!!"

Bullcrap. If she was interested in you and walked up to all hot and ready to do it (come on, she's pretty cute), you can't possibly tell me you wouldn't be ready go. Then again, maybe some of you haven't stuck it any crazy ever... the fun to trouble ratio is oh so totally worth it.


You, sir, got lucky. The rest of us have the scars to show for it. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-08-14 02:28:32 PM

Nothing To See Here: What kind of Tattoo Artist works on a assh0le like that?


Or on her anus?
 
2012-08-14 02:30:53 PM
la.curbed.com
 
2012-08-14 02:35:29 PM

WhyKnot:

Ha! I know a girl like that. Was a total mattress in high school, late twenties found Jesus and now is a holy roller.




www.spaceg.com

Was he hiding in a car seat?
 
2012-08-14 02:37:02 PM
You know...the girl doing the interviewing in that video has a really cute smile.

/and probably doesn't have a butthole tattoo
 
2012-08-14 02:40:40 PM
I so can't wait for the followup to this story---of the infection..There is no way to keep that clean unless she is going to sit on an antiseptic pad for weeks. OH AND BTW----Irresponsible tattooer #1. SHE WAS HIGH---and DRINKING WHILE you were doing the tattoo. It's a huge no no in the tattoo world these days. Of course there is no protocol for butthole tattooing so whatever..
 
2012-08-14 02:45:30 PM
i45.tinypic.com

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?
 
2012-08-14 02:47:43 PM
Now I can't help but wonder if Michelle the Pass Around Girl has a butthole tattoo.
 
2012-08-14 02:49:33 PM
this is a girl you screw in a bathroom stall and then leave while she's cleaning up. Hopfully she will take a moment to clean up.
 
2012-08-14 02:50:55 PM

kvinesknows: kiwimoogle84: Um, why are we greening the same link twice in 12 hours?

dont worry. the repeat tag was used.. its cool


Wheres the original?
 
2012-08-14 02:52:33 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Irresponsible tattooer #1. SHE WAS HIGH---and DRINKING WHILE you were doing the tattoo. It's a huge no no in the tattoo world these days. Of course there is no protocol for butthole tattooing so whatever..


Yeah, I mean, you have to cut the tattoo guy a little slack. You can't expect him to turn down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity like this on a technicality.
 
2012-08-14 02:53:42 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?


Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.
 
2012-08-14 02:58:49 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?


No way!!, nobody ever said it was Lindsey Lohan!! It makes perfect sense now.
 
2012-08-14 03:01:24 PM
Well, that is one tattoo that her mother probably won't ever see.
 
2012-08-14 03:05:11 PM

Madbassist1: kvinesknows: kiwimoogle84: Um, why are we greening the same link twice in 12 hours?

dont worry. the repeat tag was used.. its cool

Wheres the original?


http://www.fark.com/comments/7266473/Butthole-Tattoo-New-trend-awesom e -band-name-You-decide-Not-safe-for-work&new=1#new
 
2012-08-14 03:15:56 PM

Madbassist1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?

Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.


i47.tinypic.com

She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.
 
2012-08-14 03:29:26 PM

Nothing To See Here: I met a girl that got BB King's name tattoo'd on her butt cheeks, when she bent over to show us, I said, "Who's BOB ?"


That's awesome! I have a "W"on each of m my cheeks so that when I bend over it says "WoW"

/and when I do cartwheels it says "WoW MoM!"
 
2012-08-14 03:33:14 PM
Would wear a rubber... but would hit like the fist of an angry god.
 
2012-08-14 03:45:28 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Madbassist1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?

Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.

[i47.tinypic.com image 648x546]

She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.


I hope these pics show up in more threads.
 
2012-08-14 03:58:01 PM

GBB: IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.

Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?


Self loathing starts a few years after that (new window).
 
2012-08-14 04:03:32 PM
Per me si va ne la città dolente,
per me si va ne l'etterno dolore,
per me si va tra la perduta gente.
Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore;
fecemi la divina podestate,
la somma sapïenza e 'l primo amore.
Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create
se non etterne, e io etterno duro.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate'.


You'd have to write small.
 
2012-08-14 04:08:13 PM
(_*_)
Oil Impact Zone
 
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