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(Uproxx)   "Gee, it such a nice day out. Seems like a great day to get my anus tattooed." -- some lucky bastard's future wife (NSFW content)   (uproxx.com) divider line 241
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2012-08-14 12:28:52 PM
Intoxoman:
LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)

WTF


I'll totally take that as a recommendation to click the link when I'm at home and the wife is napping. I really don't need to hear her asking "why someone would do that" because I'm guessing there is no sane answer.
 
2012-08-14 12:28:59 PM
Get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed... get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed...

Wait, why am I even asking myself this? My boyfriend is probably going to knock my teeth out eventually anyway. Buttholes are 4EVAH!
 
2012-08-14 12:29:40 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Pair-o-Dice: That first dump is going to be a painful dump.

/biatch is nuttier than a snickers bar

I bet her poop is too.


Well, That's a dirty crack . . . .
 
2012-08-14 12:29:47 PM
Is this what it looks like?

"(--->)*(
I know this isn't gonna work. Why didn't I stay awake in HTML class?
 
2012-08-14 12:29:48 PM

Basily Gourt: Tanthalas39: Basily Gourt: Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat

They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.

Solution: don't post repeats.

If I had known it was a repeat, I wouldn't have. I don't keep track of every single thing posted on fark.


No bigs. Probably best not to whine about it being taken down then.
 
2012-08-14 12:30:21 PM

carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?


I now declare this thread over and name you King of the Interwebs for the day!
 
2012-08-14 12:30:22 PM

mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.


THREAD OVER

And there were some good prior entries.
 
2012-08-14 12:31:12 PM

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


you could just eat more Fiber One.

if you don't like that idea you could cover up the "Fiber" portion of the box and call it "Number One"
 
2012-08-14 12:31:48 PM
So what happens when the boyfriend breaks up with her? I mean, she's **itting all over his name *already* anyway....
 
2012-08-14 12:33:15 PM

madgonad: LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)

I think I saw what remains of genitals there. Is she stitched-up or something? Wait, forget that. Don't answer. I don't want to know. I am sorry I bothered to click on that link in the first place.


It's a dude.
 
2012-08-14 12:33:25 PM
It's not a tattoo, it's a Cutie Mark
 
2012-08-14 12:34:21 PM

gittlebass: how does when treat a tattooed asshole while its healing? i mean, when i got my tattoo on my arm the cleansing precautions were huge, this one has fecal matter smearing over it, cant be healthy


Girls don't poop, duh.
 
2012-08-14 12:35:06 PM
When her time comes, the autopsy form will read, Anus was Quite Remarkable and who's Fred?
 
2012-08-14 12:35:21 PM

SandMann: It's not a tattoo, it's a Cutie Mark


fc04.deviantart.net
 
2012-08-14 12:36:20 PM

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


Yes, but admin use only.
 
2012-08-14 12:37:25 PM

carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?


pokerfraudalert.com

/Rimshot!
 
2012-08-14 12:37:41 PM

DubyaHater: I think I contracted Hepatitis C from that video


She's kinda cute, in a super-skanky way. If I was on death row with absolutely no chance of reprieve, I might ask for her for one last romp.

But that's the only way.
 
2012-08-14 12:38:18 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?

[pokerfraudalert.com image 459x344]

/Rimshot!


dont you mean Rimjob?
 
2012-08-14 12:38:29 PM

ChipNASA: Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??


It's admin use only and we've only had the tag for a few months. Sometimes we get a headline that's just too good to redlight, even if it's a repeat.
 
2012-08-14 12:39:05 PM

Nothing To See Here: Do you know what a Stripper does with her arsehole before she goes to work?

She let's him go to Band practice . . .


Wow. that was a nasty crack.
Speaking of nasty cracks, how's subby's mom?
 
2012-08-14 12:39:54 PM
now this would make a great Anus Tattoo

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-14 12:40:23 PM
I met a girl that got BB King's name tattoo'd on her butt cheeks, when she bent over to show us, I said, "Who's BOB ?"
 
2012-08-14 12:40:40 PM

lennavan: ChipNASA: Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??

My understanding is that means a modmin submitted it and they have access to tags we do not.


No, the articles are submitted by non-modmin farkers, but you are correct that only admins have access to the repeat tag.
 
2012-08-14 12:41:33 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

♫ the kind you don't bring home to mother ♫
 
2012-08-14 12:42:21 PM
Mom???
 
2012-08-14 12:42:50 PM

Mildot: now this would make a great Anus Tattoo

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]


That would be reduntant.
 
2012-08-14 12:44:31 PM

bulok: WHY do I pick today to work in the corporate office?!


Meanwhile, another corporation is considering sponsoring this kind of art.

i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 12:45:14 PM

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


She sounds dumb enough to bring it up during the interview. "And then, when I had my asshole tattooed.... that was SO amazing. Everyone wanted to look at it. And my tips at the strip club doubled after..... do you have any tattoos? Lemmee see them."
 
2012-08-14 12:46:35 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Is this what it looks like?

"(--->)*(
I know this isn't gonna work. Why didn't I stay awake in HTML class?


Wait, there is classes for HTML?
 
2012-08-14 12:49:25 PM

Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."


Two shiats?
 
2012-08-14 12:49:33 PM

propasaurus: brap: My butthole tattoo says "If you can read this you're too cl....Pfffffffft hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!"

Yes, I have an anus the size of a hula hoop.

Ha! So not only is this a repeat thread but we get repeat comments, too!


I recycle TO SAVE THE PLANET.
 
2012-08-14 12:52:23 PM
Tattoo was probably

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-08-14 12:52:54 PM
She should have thought about how that's going to look when she is old and saggy
 
2012-08-14 12:54:27 PM
What is with all this "Oh, she's so skanky/crazy I would NEVER hit that!!!"

Bullcrap. If she was interested in you and walked up to all hot and ready to do it (come on, she's pretty cute), you can't possibly tell me you wouldn't be ready go. Then again, maybe some of you haven't stuck it any crazy ever... the fun to trouble ratio is oh so totally worth it.

///got me a nice, sweet, delightful, successful gal now

////who is also totally crazy when it counts and that's the best part!

///they're ALL crazy you say? It's true, you just have to bring it out in them. Then you get to have some real fun.
 
2012-08-14 12:55:18 PM
Oh holey night....
 
2012-08-14 12:57:57 PM

mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.


+1
 
2012-08-14 12:58:22 PM
How do you keep that clean and dry, while it heald?
 
2012-08-14 12:59:20 PM
one reader commented on what the tattoo might be: "I hope it's a little Boba Fett falling into it."
 
2012-08-14 12:59:59 PM
Any bets on how soon this tattoo will be showing up in the weekly Mugshot Roundup?
 
2012-08-14 01:00:20 PM

carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?


Winnar.
 
2012-08-14 01:02:02 PM

Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?


Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.
 
2012-08-14 01:02:48 PM
Fixing teeth > anal tattoo

Priorities, people. Priorities.
 
2012-08-14 01:04:11 PM

AbbeySomeone: Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?

Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.


This post made me just realize, I have never googled my parents' names.
 
2012-08-14 01:07:49 PM

lennavan: AbbeySomeone: Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?

Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.

This post made me just realize, I have never googled my parents' names.


DON'T DO IT!!
 
2012-08-14 01:09:14 PM

Carn: lennavan: AbbeySomeone: Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?

Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.

This post made me just realize, I have never googled my parents' names.

DON'T DO IT!!


their names are fine... just dont google their pet names for each other....
 
2012-08-14 01:09:19 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 01:10:19 PM
I missed this gem from the comments the first time.

"I hope it's a little Boba Fett falling into it"

LOL

You're damn right I went back and watched it again, I love slutty white trash.
 
2012-08-14 01:11:11 PM
What her poops are going to look like.

1.bp.blogspot.com

well not really, butt it's the thought that counts.
 
2012-08-14 01:12:19 PM
She should test drive this decision by letting some Farker smear ink on his cock and backdoor her a few times.
 
2012-08-14 01:14:43 PM
Have you seen her kids?

www.swide.com
 
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