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(Uproxx)   "Gee, it such a nice day out. Seems like a great day to get my anus tattooed." -- some lucky bastard's future wife (NSFW content)   (uproxx.com) divider line 241
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GBB
2012-08-14 12:08:23 PM  

IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.


Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?
 
2012-08-14 12:08:43 PM  
I wouldn't touch that with my ex-wife's boyfriend's diack.
 
2012-08-14 12:08:55 PM  
'I got the name of 2 dudes!'
Oh, I'm sure there has been more than 2 dudes up that hole.
 
2012-08-14 12:08:59 PM  
just when you think you're seen it all twice, Fark shows it to you a third and fourth time
 
2012-08-14 12:09:04 PM  

brap: My butthole tattoo says "If you can read this you're too cl....Pfffffffft hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!"

Yes, I have an anus the size of a hula hoop.


Ha! So not only is this a repeat thread but we get repeat comments, too!
 
2012-08-14 12:09:08 PM  

devilEther: Marcus Aurelius: Do not stick your dick in crazy.

I stick my dick in crazy, in psychotic, in paranoid schizophrenia, in dementia, all that. You actually subscribe to this moronic dictum? more for me sucka


if every person were to adhere to the doctrine of not sticking it in crazy, then no woman would ever be stuck.
 
2012-08-14 12:09:45 PM  
"Tattoos? Around my anus? It's more likely than you think.".jpg

/scientists still searching for ring of debris around Uranus
//poop
///now i haev to find that flick out of my archives... >:-D
 
2012-08-14 12:09:49 PM  
That's about the dirtiest tramp I've ever seen.


I'm in love.
 
2012-08-14 12:10:03 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo


"One cinnamon ring to rule them all and in the toilet bind them."
 
2012-08-14 12:10:12 PM  
Meh, there was this chick who would come into the bar I worked at, she had her asshole tatted too, Bonus she was a former NCSU cheerleader! And she was a much cuter than that trailer park slag in the video. You can tell that chick is the type of skanke who works at the lower end titty bars, ya know the one attached to truck stops.
 
2012-08-14 12:10:16 PM  

olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.


What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)
 
2012-08-14 12:10:51 PM  

Lucky LaRue: This should go green based solely on the picture in the link


I don't know why but I'm horribly turned on by the look on her face.

Sigh, I'm so weird
 
2012-08-14 12:11:06 PM  
I think I contracted Hepatitis C from that video
 
2012-08-14 12:11:46 PM  

indarwinsshadow: What does it say, exit only?


I bet not on her....
 
2012-08-14 12:12:29 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Do not stick your dick in crazy chick's tattooed butthole.


ftfy
 
2012-08-14 12:12:29 PM  

ChipNASA: Gwendolyn: The video is priceless.

THERE'S VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?
/why am i at WORK?!?!?!


Boss! Bossman!! Hey!! I need to get home right quicklike. I gotta see this video of a chick getting her butthole tattooed!


THIS is what PTO is for.
 
2012-08-14 12:13:05 PM  

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


holy fooken crap!! I could have lived a happy life never having seen that.
 
2012-08-14 12:13:47 PM  

Azlefty: Why yes subby you would be lucky to have that little charmer gracing mommies basement with you; I am sure that in no time she will be showing that tatoo off in movies involving dozens of overly endowed attractive and successful young men.


Broadcast on the BBC, perhaps?
 
2012-08-14 12:15:01 PM  
Approves:

img401.imageshack.us


/likes em kinda dirty or something.
 
2012-08-14 12:15:25 PM  

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


I think I saw what remains of genitals there. Is she stitched-up or something? Wait, forget that. Don't answer. I don't want to know. I am sorry I bothered to click on that link in the first place.
 
2012-08-14 12:16:07 PM  

Tat'dGreaser: Lucky LaRue: This should go green based solely on the picture in the link

I don't know why but I'm horribly turned on by the look on her face.

Sigh, I'm so weird


You're not weird. That's the same look on her face when she wants you to jam it in harder. It IS a turn on.
 
2012-08-14 12:16:53 PM  
One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.
 
2012-08-14 12:17:15 PM  

Basily Gourt: Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat

They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.


Solution: don't post repeats.
 
2012-08-14 12:17:51 PM  

madgonad: LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)

I think I saw what remains of genitals there. Is she stitched-up or something? Wait, forget that. Don't answer. I don't want to know. I am sorry I bothered to click on that link in the first place.


Yeah, looks like she was sewn shut, chastity piercings usually you can at least see some metal there, but that taco's sewn up tight.
 
2012-08-14 12:18:02 PM  
Yeah... no chance of THAT getting infected or anything...

/this applies to her whole body
 
2012-08-14 12:18:08 PM  
Is this another story about Mike Tyson?
 
2012-08-14 12:18:11 PM  
She's spread open letting some guy tattoo her anus, her pussy is on full display for all to see, but yet she puts tape over her nipples.

Now that's modesty.
 
2012-08-14 12:18:29 PM  
This story stunk the first time I read it.
 
2012-08-14 12:19:07 PM  
Should I repost my image of the Waldo Grade Tunnel in Marin County?
 
2012-08-14 12:19:35 PM  
lucky bastards future wife? umm.. she got the NAME of her current BOYFRIEND tattooed on her anus. Not sure why anyman would think that was awesome..

Hey honey, enough of my screwing your pussy.. can I fark Fred tonight?

yah.. not exactly a turn on.
 
2012-08-14 12:20:13 PM  
Flavored Ink???
 
2012-08-14 12:20:39 PM  
That first dump is going to be a painful dump.

/biatch is nuttier than a snickers bar
 
2012-08-14 12:21:33 PM  
Do you know what a Stripper does with her arsehole before she goes to work?

She let's him go to Band practice . . .
 
2012-08-14 12:22:01 PM  
I bet thats fun when the oil hits the anus.
 
2012-08-14 12:22:36 PM  
Two in the pink and ink on the stink?
 
2012-08-14 12:22:42 PM  

Raug the Dwarf: You're not weird. That's the same look on her face when she wants you to jam it in harder. It IS a turn on.


I was trying to figure out how to explain it and you just nailed it there

Heh, nailed it
 
2012-08-14 12:23:10 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: That first dump is going to be a painful dump.


I suspect that's all part of the kink.
 
2012-08-14 12:23:19 PM  

mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.


Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.
 
2012-08-14 12:24:14 PM  
The tattoo was unremarkable...
 
2012-08-14 12:24:21 PM  

kvinesknows: lucky bastards future wife? umm.. she got the NAME of her current BOYFRIEND tattooed on her anus. Not sure why anyman would think that was awesome..

Hey honey, enough of my screwing your pussy.. can I fark Fred tonight?

yah.. not exactly a turn on.


I don't know. That might be a turn on the first time you screw it, but that should also be the last time you screw it.

fook em and forget em. But talk about them to your friends.
 
2012-08-14 12:24:52 PM  

kvinesknows: lucky bastards future wife? umm.. she got the NAME of her current BOYFRIEND tattooed on her anus. Not sure why anyman would think that was awesome..

Hey honey, enough of my screwing your pussy.. can I fark Fred tonight?

yah.. not exactly a turn on.


Not a fan of Rodney Carrington are you?
 
2012-08-14 12:25:05 PM  

Tanthalas39: Basily Gourt: Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat

They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.

Solution: don't post repeats.


If I had known it was a repeat, I wouldn't have. I don't keep track of every single thing posted on fark.
 
2012-08-14 12:25:08 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


everyone knows HR people are into S&M. They will recognize this chick quite clearly.
 
2012-08-14 12:25:32 PM  
how does when treat a tattooed asshole while its healing? i mean, when i got my tattoo on my arm the cleansing precautions were huge, this one has fecal matter smearing over it, cant be healthy
 
2012-08-14 12:25:33 PM  

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


I was on the fence, but you are now green
 
2012-08-14 12:25:35 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


TSA?
 
2012-08-14 12:25:51 PM  

kvinesknows: lucky bastards future wife? umm.. she got the NAME of her current BOYFRIEND tattooed on her anus.


Maybe he's a shiatty boyfriend.
 
2012-08-14 12:25:56 PM  

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


WTF
 
2012-08-14 12:26:57 PM  
One ring to rule them all...
 
2012-08-14 12:28:06 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: That first dump is going to be a painful dump.

/biatch is nuttier than a snickers bar


I bet her poop is too.
 
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