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2012-08-14 09:57:47 AM
This should go green based solely on the picture in the link
 
2012-08-14 09:58:37 AM
"lucky?"
 
2012-08-14 10:03:25 AM
Why yes subby you would be lucky to have that little charmer gracing mommies basement with you; I am sure that in no time she will be showing that tatoo off in movies involving dozens of overly endowed attractive and successful young men.
 
2012-08-14 10:04:21 AM
The video is priceless.
 
2012-08-14 10:05:48 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com

Unavailable for comment, presumably.
 
2012-08-14 10:12:43 AM
That's one classy broad there.
 
2012-08-14 10:15:06 AM
Do not stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-08-14 10:17:56 AM
How does it feel?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-14 10:20:33 AM
when is it not a great day to have your anus tattooed?
 
2012-08-14 10:21:43 AM
"exit only?"
 
2012-08-14 10:39:12 AM
I prefer that crazy biatches have more visible notifications. I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.
 
2012-08-14 11:03:29 AM

BurnShrike: I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.


I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.
 
2012-08-14 11:26:20 AM
Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat
 
2012-08-14 11:31:36 AM

the_rev:
I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.


I'll bet she bar-yells no matter where she is.
 
2012-08-14 11:32:20 AM

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


Great! I just looove reading the same news over and over!
 
2012-08-14 11:36:25 AM
Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2012-08-14 11:51:14 AM
More like some unlucky bastard's future ex-wife.
 
2012-08-14 11:52:15 AM
REPEATS ARE SO AWESOME!
 
2012-08-14 11:53:33 AM

Gwendolyn: The video is priceless.


THERE'S VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?
/why am i at WORK?!?!?!
 
2012-08-14 11:54:18 AM
"Wife"? Don't you mean "girlfriend you will have to get a restraining order against one day"?

Submitter is right about one thing, though: it such a nice day out.
 
2012-08-14 11:54:28 AM
DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.
 
2012-08-14 11:54:43 AM
WHY do I pick today to work in the corporate office?!
 
2012-08-14 11:55:01 AM
Just a coincidence that butt-hole tattooing is taking off in Florida just before the Republican convention.
 
2012-08-14 11:55:58 AM
I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.
 
2012-08-14 11:56:11 AM
On the same page:

RIM Continues Slow Death.
 
2012-08-14 11:56:25 AM
Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

img1.fark.net

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??
 
2012-08-14 11:57:02 AM
My butthole tattoo says "If you can read this you're too cl....Pfffffffft hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!"

Yes, I have an anus the size of a hula hoop.
 
2012-08-14 11:57:33 AM

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


AND you have a highly polished stainless steel toilet bowl so you can watch......

/POOP COMING OUT!
 
2012-08-14 11:58:26 AM
Wait, there's a img1.fark.net tag? Since when?
 
2012-08-14 11:59:42 AM
img703.imageshack.us

Approves.
 
2012-08-14 12:00:15 PM

ChipNASA: Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??


My understanding is that means a modmin submitted it and they have access to tags we do not.
 
2012-08-14 12:01:12 PM
Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."
 
2012-08-14 12:01:37 PM

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.
 
2012-08-14 12:01:45 PM

Persnickety: Wait, there's a [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag? Since when?


Last couple of months, I believe.
 
2012-08-14 12:02:03 PM
Drunk and marrying girls with butthole tattoos is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-08-14 12:02:11 PM
Idiocracy is so obsolete it's not even funny anymore.
 
2012-08-14 12:02:30 PM
This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.
 
2012-08-14 12:02:42 PM
Is this a repeat or am I having flash forwards of anal tattoos? I ask because that would bother me.
 
2012-08-14 12:03:08 PM
The repeat tag has been around for at least a year. Pay attention, farkers!

Apparently some of you have lives outside of the internet, and we can't have that.
 
2012-08-14 12:03:49 PM
If you can't gauge the level of crazy in that chick by talking to her for thirty seconds, then you need your crazy gauge recalibrated.
 
2012-08-14 12:04:08 PM
WTF Fark.COM

/I've had timeouts for less than this.
 
2012-08-14 12:04:19 PM
Did she get a tiny red carpet being rolled out?
 
2012-08-14 12:04:25 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Do not stick your dick in crazy.


I stick my dick in crazy, in psychotic, in paranoid schizophrenia, in dementia, all that. You actually subscribe to this moronic dictum? more for me sucka
 
2012-08-14 12:04:43 PM
"Fifty Bucks Extra"
 
2012-08-14 12:04:59 PM
Let's get this out of the way right now -NSFW
 
2012-08-14 12:05:14 PM
I emailed the link last night to a half a dozen friends as "I know what I'm getting all of you for Xmas"

/The response has not been positive, so far
 
2012-08-14 12:05:26 PM
What does it say, exit only?
 
2012-08-14 12:06:45 PM
Is there a video of this that doesn't edit out her butthole? I need to see it for scientific study.
 
2012-08-14 12:06:48 PM
30.media.tumblr.com

That would make a great butthole tattoo
 
2012-08-14 12:08:23 PM

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


Prior Art
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2012-08-14 12:08:23 PM

IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.


Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?
 
2012-08-14 12:08:43 PM
I wouldn't touch that with my ex-wife's boyfriend's diack.
 
2012-08-14 12:08:55 PM
'I got the name of 2 dudes!'
Oh, I'm sure there has been more than 2 dudes up that hole.
 
2012-08-14 12:08:59 PM
just when you think you're seen it all twice, Fark shows it to you a third and fourth time
 
2012-08-14 12:09:04 PM

brap: My butthole tattoo says "If you can read this you're too cl....Pfffffffft hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!"

Yes, I have an anus the size of a hula hoop.


Ha! So not only is this a repeat thread but we get repeat comments, too!
 
2012-08-14 12:09:08 PM

devilEther: Marcus Aurelius: Do not stick your dick in crazy.

I stick my dick in crazy, in psychotic, in paranoid schizophrenia, in dementia, all that. You actually subscribe to this moronic dictum? more for me sucka


if every person were to adhere to the doctrine of not sticking it in crazy, then no woman would ever be stuck.
 
2012-08-14 12:09:45 PM
"Tattoos? Around my anus? It's more likely than you think.".jpg

/scientists still searching for ring of debris around Uranus
//poop
///now i haev to find that flick out of my archives... >:-D
 
2012-08-14 12:09:49 PM
That's about the dirtiest tramp I've ever seen.


I'm in love.
 
2012-08-14 12:10:03 PM

Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo


"One cinnamon ring to rule them all and in the toilet bind them."
 
2012-08-14 12:10:12 PM
Meh, there was this chick who would come into the bar I worked at, she had her asshole tatted too, Bonus she was a former NCSU cheerleader! And she was a much cuter than that trailer park slag in the video. You can tell that chick is the type of skanke who works at the lower end titty bars, ya know the one attached to truck stops.
 
2012-08-14 12:10:16 PM

olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.


What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)
 
2012-08-14 12:10:51 PM

Lucky LaRue: This should go green based solely on the picture in the link


I don't know why but I'm horribly turned on by the look on her face.

Sigh, I'm so weird
 
2012-08-14 12:11:06 PM
I think I contracted Hepatitis C from that video
 
2012-08-14 12:11:46 PM

indarwinsshadow: What does it say, exit only?


I bet not on her....
 
2012-08-14 12:12:29 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Do not stick your dick in crazy chick's tattooed butthole.


ftfy
 
2012-08-14 12:12:29 PM

ChipNASA: Gwendolyn: The video is priceless.

THERE'S VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?
/why am i at WORK?!?!?!


Boss! Bossman!! Hey!! I need to get home right quicklike. I gotta see this video of a chick getting her butthole tattooed!


THIS is what PTO is for.
 
2012-08-14 12:13:05 PM

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


holy fooken crap!! I could have lived a happy life never having seen that.
 
2012-08-14 12:13:47 PM

Azlefty: Why yes subby you would be lucky to have that little charmer gracing mommies basement with you; I am sure that in no time she will be showing that tatoo off in movies involving dozens of overly endowed attractive and successful young men.


Broadcast on the BBC, perhaps?
 
2012-08-14 12:15:01 PM
Approves:

img401.imageshack.us


/likes em kinda dirty or something.
 
2012-08-14 12:15:25 PM

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


I think I saw what remains of genitals there. Is she stitched-up or something? Wait, forget that. Don't answer. I don't want to know. I am sorry I bothered to click on that link in the first place.
 
2012-08-14 12:16:07 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Lucky LaRue: This should go green based solely on the picture in the link

I don't know why but I'm horribly turned on by the look on her face.

Sigh, I'm so weird


You're not weird. That's the same look on her face when she wants you to jam it in harder. It IS a turn on.
 
2012-08-14 12:16:53 PM
One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.
 
2012-08-14 12:17:15 PM

Basily Gourt: Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat

They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.


Solution: don't post repeats.
 
2012-08-14 12:17:51 PM

madgonad: LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)

I think I saw what remains of genitals there. Is she stitched-up or something? Wait, forget that. Don't answer. I don't want to know. I am sorry I bothered to click on that link in the first place.


Yeah, looks like she was sewn shut, chastity piercings usually you can at least see some metal there, but that taco's sewn up tight.
 
2012-08-14 12:18:02 PM
Yeah... no chance of THAT getting infected or anything...

/this applies to her whole body
 
2012-08-14 12:18:08 PM
Is this another story about Mike Tyson?
 
2012-08-14 12:18:11 PM
She's spread open letting some guy tattoo her anus, her pussy is on full display for all to see, but yet she puts tape over her nipples.

Now that's modesty.
 
2012-08-14 12:18:29 PM
This story stunk the first time I read it.
 
2012-08-14 12:19:07 PM
Should I repost my image of the Waldo Grade Tunnel in Marin County?
 
2012-08-14 12:19:35 PM
lucky bastards future wife? umm.. she got the NAME of her current BOYFRIEND tattooed on her anus. Not sure why anyman would think that was awesome..

Hey honey, enough of my screwing your pussy.. can I fark Fred tonight?

yah.. not exactly a turn on.
 
2012-08-14 12:20:13 PM
Flavored Ink???
 
2012-08-14 12:20:39 PM
That first dump is going to be a painful dump.

/biatch is nuttier than a snickers bar
 
2012-08-14 12:21:33 PM
Do you know what a Stripper does with her arsehole before she goes to work?

She let's him go to Band practice . . .
 
2012-08-14 12:22:01 PM
I bet thats fun when the oil hits the anus.
 
2012-08-14 12:22:36 PM
Two in the pink and ink on the stink?
 
2012-08-14 12:22:42 PM

Raug the Dwarf: You're not weird. That's the same look on her face when she wants you to jam it in harder. It IS a turn on.


I was trying to figure out how to explain it and you just nailed it there

Heh, nailed it
 
2012-08-14 12:23:10 PM

Pair-o-Dice: That first dump is going to be a painful dump.


I suspect that's all part of the kink.
 
2012-08-14 12:23:19 PM

mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.


Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.
 
2012-08-14 12:24:14 PM
The tattoo was unremarkable...
 
2012-08-14 12:24:21 PM

kvinesknows: lucky bastards future wife? umm.. she got the NAME of her current BOYFRIEND tattooed on her anus. Not sure why anyman would think that was awesome..

Hey honey, enough of my screwing your pussy.. can I fark Fred tonight?

yah.. not exactly a turn on.


I don't know. That might be a turn on the first time you screw it, but that should also be the last time you screw it.

fook em and forget em. But talk about them to your friends.
 
2012-08-14 12:24:52 PM

kvinesknows: lucky bastards future wife? umm.. she got the NAME of her current BOYFRIEND tattooed on her anus. Not sure why anyman would think that was awesome..

Hey honey, enough of my screwing your pussy.. can I fark Fred tonight?

yah.. not exactly a turn on.


Not a fan of Rodney Carrington are you?
 
2012-08-14 12:25:05 PM

Tanthalas39: Basily Gourt: Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat

They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.

Solution: don't post repeats.


If I had known it was a repeat, I wouldn't have. I don't keep track of every single thing posted on fark.
 
2012-08-14 12:25:08 PM

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


everyone knows HR people are into S&M. They will recognize this chick quite clearly.
 
2012-08-14 12:25:32 PM
how does when treat a tattooed asshole while its healing? i mean, when i got my tattoo on my arm the cleansing precautions were huge, this one has fecal matter smearing over it, cant be healthy
 
2012-08-14 12:25:33 PM

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


I was on the fence, but you are now green
 
2012-08-14 12:25:35 PM

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


TSA?
 
2012-08-14 12:25:51 PM

kvinesknows: lucky bastards future wife? umm.. she got the NAME of her current BOYFRIEND tattooed on her anus.


Maybe he's a shiatty boyfriend.
 
2012-08-14 12:25:56 PM

LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)


WTF
 
2012-08-14 12:26:57 PM
One ring to rule them all...
 
2012-08-14 12:28:06 PM

Pair-o-Dice: That first dump is going to be a painful dump.

/biatch is nuttier than a snickers bar


I bet her poop is too.
 
2012-08-14 12:28:52 PM
Intoxoman:
LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)

WTF


I'll totally take that as a recommendation to click the link when I'm at home and the wife is napping. I really don't need to hear her asking "why someone would do that" because I'm guessing there is no sane answer.
 
2012-08-14 12:28:59 PM
Get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed... get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed...

Wait, why am I even asking myself this? My boyfriend is probably going to knock my teeth out eventually anyway. Buttholes are 4EVAH!
 
2012-08-14 12:29:40 PM

Igor Jakovsky: Pair-o-Dice: That first dump is going to be a painful dump.

/biatch is nuttier than a snickers bar

I bet her poop is too.


Well, That's a dirty crack . . . .
 
2012-08-14 12:29:47 PM
Is this what it looks like?

"(--->)*(
I know this isn't gonna work. Why didn't I stay awake in HTML class?
 
2012-08-14 12:29:48 PM

Basily Gourt: Tanthalas39: Basily Gourt: Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat

They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.

Solution: don't post repeats.

If I had known it was a repeat, I wouldn't have. I don't keep track of every single thing posted on fark.


No bigs. Probably best not to whine about it being taken down then.
 
2012-08-14 12:30:21 PM

carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?


I now declare this thread over and name you King of the Interwebs for the day!
 
2012-08-14 12:30:22 PM

mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.


THREAD OVER

And there were some good prior entries.
 
2012-08-14 12:31:12 PM

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


you could just eat more Fiber One.

if you don't like that idea you could cover up the "Fiber" portion of the box and call it "Number One"
 
2012-08-14 12:31:48 PM
So what happens when the boyfriend breaks up with her? I mean, she's **itting all over his name *already* anyway....
 
2012-08-14 12:33:15 PM

madgonad: LectertheChef: olddinosaur: This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.

What a butthole tattoo might look like. (NSFW, or the squeamish)

I think I saw what remains of genitals there. Is she stitched-up or something? Wait, forget that. Don't answer. I don't want to know. I am sorry I bothered to click on that link in the first place.


It's a dude.
 
2012-08-14 12:33:25 PM
It's not a tattoo, it's a Cutie Mark
 
2012-08-14 12:34:21 PM

gittlebass: how does when treat a tattooed asshole while its healing? i mean, when i got my tattoo on my arm the cleansing precautions were huge, this one has fecal matter smearing over it, cant be healthy


Girls don't poop, duh.
 
2012-08-14 12:35:06 PM
When her time comes, the autopsy form will read, Anus was Quite Remarkable and who's Fred?
 
2012-08-14 12:35:21 PM

SandMann: It's not a tattoo, it's a Cutie Mark


fc04.deviantart.net
 
2012-08-14 12:36:20 PM

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


Yes, but admin use only.
 
2012-08-14 12:37:25 PM

carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?


pokerfraudalert.com

/Rimshot!
 
2012-08-14 12:37:41 PM

DubyaHater: I think I contracted Hepatitis C from that video


She's kinda cute, in a super-skanky way. If I was on death row with absolutely no chance of reprieve, I might ask for her for one last romp.

But that's the only way.
 
2012-08-14 12:38:18 PM

Summer Glau's Love Slave: carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?

[pokerfraudalert.com image 459x344]

/Rimshot!


dont you mean Rimjob?
 
2012-08-14 12:38:29 PM

ChipNASA: Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??


It's admin use only and we've only had the tag for a few months. Sometimes we get a headline that's just too good to redlight, even if it's a repeat.
 
2012-08-14 12:39:05 PM

Nothing To See Here: Do you know what a Stripper does with her arsehole before she goes to work?

She let's him go to Band practice . . .


Wow. that was a nasty crack.
Speaking of nasty cracks, how's subby's mom?
 
2012-08-14 12:39:54 PM
now this would make a great Anus Tattoo

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-08-14 12:40:23 PM
I met a girl that got BB King's name tattoo'd on her butt cheeks, when she bent over to show us, I said, "Who's BOB ?"
 
2012-08-14 12:40:40 PM

lennavan: ChipNASA: Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??

My understanding is that means a modmin submitted it and they have access to tags we do not.


No, the articles are submitted by non-modmin farkers, but you are correct that only admins have access to the repeat tag.
 
2012-08-14 12:41:33 PM
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

♫ the kind you don't bring home to mother ♫
 
2012-08-14 12:42:21 PM
Mom???
 
2012-08-14 12:42:50 PM

Mildot: now this would make a great Anus Tattoo

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x220]


That would be reduntant.
 
2012-08-14 12:44:31 PM

bulok: WHY do I pick today to work in the corporate office?!


Meanwhile, another corporation is considering sponsoring this kind of art.

i46.photobucket.com
 
2012-08-14 12:45:14 PM

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


She sounds dumb enough to bring it up during the interview. "And then, when I had my asshole tattooed.... that was SO amazing. Everyone wanted to look at it. And my tips at the strip club doubled after..... do you have any tattoos? Lemmee see them."
 
2012-08-14 12:46:35 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Is this what it looks like?

"(--->)*(
I know this isn't gonna work. Why didn't I stay awake in HTML class?


Wait, there is classes for HTML?
 
2012-08-14 12:49:25 PM

Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."


Two shiats?
 
2012-08-14 12:49:33 PM

propasaurus: brap: My butthole tattoo says "If you can read this you're too cl....Pfffffffft hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!"

Yes, I have an anus the size of a hula hoop.

Ha! So not only is this a repeat thread but we get repeat comments, too!


I recycle TO SAVE THE PLANET.
 
2012-08-14 12:52:23 PM
Tattoo was probably

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-08-14 12:52:54 PM
She should have thought about how that's going to look when she is old and saggy
 
2012-08-14 12:54:27 PM
What is with all this "Oh, she's so skanky/crazy I would NEVER hit that!!!"

Bullcrap. If she was interested in you and walked up to all hot and ready to do it (come on, she's pretty cute), you can't possibly tell me you wouldn't be ready go. Then again, maybe some of you haven't stuck it any crazy ever... the fun to trouble ratio is oh so totally worth it.

///got me a nice, sweet, delightful, successful gal now

////who is also totally crazy when it counts and that's the best part!

///they're ALL crazy you say? It's true, you just have to bring it out in them. Then you get to have some real fun.
 
2012-08-14 12:55:18 PM
Oh holey night....
 
2012-08-14 12:57:57 PM

mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.


+1
 
2012-08-14 12:58:22 PM
How do you keep that clean and dry, while it heald?
 
2012-08-14 12:59:20 PM
one reader commented on what the tattoo might be: "I hope it's a little Boba Fett falling into it."
 
2012-08-14 12:59:59 PM
Any bets on how soon this tattoo will be showing up in the weekly Mugshot Roundup?
 
2012-08-14 01:00:20 PM

carrion_luggage: Two in the pink and ink on the stink?


Winnar.
 
2012-08-14 01:02:02 PM

Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?


Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.
 
2012-08-14 01:02:48 PM
Fixing teeth > anal tattoo

Priorities, people. Priorities.
 
2012-08-14 01:04:11 PM

AbbeySomeone: Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?

Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.


This post made me just realize, I have never googled my parents' names.
 
2012-08-14 01:07:49 PM

lennavan: AbbeySomeone: Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?

Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.

This post made me just realize, I have never googled my parents' names.


DON'T DO IT!!
 
2012-08-14 01:09:14 PM

Carn: lennavan: AbbeySomeone: Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?

Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.

This post made me just realize, I have never googled my parents' names.

DON'T DO IT!!


their names are fine... just dont google their pet names for each other....
 
2012-08-14 01:09:19 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 01:10:19 PM
I missed this gem from the comments the first time.

"I hope it's a little Boba Fett falling into it"

LOL

You're damn right I went back and watched it again, I love slutty white trash.
 
2012-08-14 01:11:11 PM
What her poops are going to look like.

1.bp.blogspot.com

well not really, butt it's the thought that counts.
 
2012-08-14 01:12:19 PM
She should test drive this decision by letting some Farker smear ink on his cock and backdoor her a few times.
 
2012-08-14 01:14:43 PM
Have you seen her kids?

www.swide.com
 
2012-08-14 01:15:11 PM
You want your asshole tattooed?
Well, OK. First thing you're gonna need to do is remove all your clothing.

Seems like a smart girl.
 
2012-08-14 01:15:24 PM

JackieRabbit: Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo

"One cinnamon ring to rule them all and in the toilet bind them."


Wooh, nearly passed out LOLing.
 
2012-08-14 01:15:43 PM
Um, why are we greening the same link twice in 12 hours?
 
2012-08-14 01:18:56 PM

Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?


Not for a while after she gets this tattoo, no.
 
2012-08-14 01:21:17 PM
 
2012-08-14 01:23:31 PM

Whatthefark: If you can't gauge the level of crazy in that chick by talking to her for thirty seconds, then you need your crazy gauge recalibrated.


Yeah, this kinda woman was always a boner shrinker to me. More the overt dumbness than the crazy that ruins it. No matter, the quiet and intelligent ones can be superfreaks in the sack.
 
2012-08-14 01:23:40 PM

FlashHarry: "exit only?"


Perhaps that should be mandatory for incoming male freshmen at Penn State?

//Just in case.
 
2012-08-14 01:24:15 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

+1


what kind of job are you appling for that showing the chocolate starfish, is one of the criteria?
 
2012-08-14 01:27:54 PM

justneal: Smelly Pirate Hooker: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

+1

what kind of job are you appling for that showing the chocolate starfish, is one of the criteria?


TSA?
 
2012-08-14 01:31:16 PM
That totally pegged my skank-o-meter.
 
2012-08-14 01:32:40 PM
What kind of Tattoo Artist works on a assh0le like that?
 
2012-08-14 01:42:05 PM

Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo


one brown ring to stool them all?
 
2012-08-14 01:44:24 PM
Is her name Kelly?
 
2012-08-14 01:44:45 PM
Two things make a woman attractive: 1) physical appeal, 2) estimated speed at which she'll put out. You add the two scores out of ten and divide by two to get the real number.

While she may only be a seven looks-wise, she's a 10+ on the put-out scale. That 17/2 makes her a solid 8.5.

/Definitely would hit it
 
2012-08-14 01:53:31 PM
I wonder if her artist made her do a Trilyte prep the night before she had the tattoo done.
 
2012-08-14 01:54:33 PM

Whatthefark: If you can't gauge the level of crazy in that chick by talking to her for thirty seconds, then you need your crazy gauge recalibrated.


You obviously havent talked to many drunk chicks in your time.
 
2012-08-14 01:55:33 PM
As for the skanky, skanky isn't all bad sometimes you just bring it home for a few days and let it cook you hashbrowns & scrambled eggs while she drinks your beer all day while you are at work, just make sure she is drunk enough that she can't find your house again on the way two and from.

Crazy is ok for awhile but it should really be a one night to one week thing at max,

Stupid, I'm amazingly not anti-stupid either just occasionally mutter inane complements to them and they love you and do good things for you, think of it as your attempt to improve their gene pool.

You just don't want to mix any two of the above, mixing all 3 is a disaster and this girl mixes all 3 in generous proportions.
 
2012-08-14 02:02:31 PM

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


Spagetti Factory? Looks more like a Fuzzy Pumper. It must be the Armenian side of the family.
 
2012-08-14 02:05:58 PM
i264.photobucket.com

Careful of your corn-hole
 
2012-08-14 02:07:33 PM
Please - she is just working her way through college / taking care of sick relative / helping her younger siblings get a better life

Cut her some slack
 
2012-08-14 02:08:05 PM

Shaggy_C: Two things make a woman attractive: 1) physical appeal, 2) estimated speed at which she'll put out. You add the two scores out of ten and divide by two to get the real number.

While she may only be a seven looks-wise, she's a 10+ on the put-out scale. That 17/2 makes her a solid 8.5.

/Definitely would hit it


You forgot to normalize the put-out scale number for risk of STDs. She may be a 10+ raw score on the put-out scale but normalized for herpes, she's around a 0.5.
 
2012-08-14 02:09:14 PM

kiwimoogle84: Um, why are we greening the same link twice in 12 hours?


dont worry. the repeat tag was used.. its cool
 
2012-08-14 02:12:09 PM
I think I'm in love...
 
2012-08-14 02:14:49 PM
This thread would have been right at home under the politics tab.
 
2012-08-14 02:17:41 PM
FTA: "A nice lady from Florida..."

I do not think that means what you think it means...
 
2012-08-14 02:17:44 PM

Mildot: Very Colorful and Very NSFW.


I just threw up a little
 
2012-08-14 02:19:24 PM

AbbeySomeone: Pro Zack: Starfly: Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."

Two shiats?

Girls that age are incredibly stupid. 10 years from now she will find Jesus, get married and homeschool her children to keep them from the evils of society; and the video of her talking about this tat.


Ha! I know a girl like that. Was a total mattress in high school, late twenties found Jesus and now is a holy roller.
 
2012-08-14 02:21:44 PM

This code was generated by a tool: Mildot: Very Colorful and Very NSFW.

I just threw up a little


Maybe I'm lucky I couldn't pull it up on my iPad.
 
2012-08-14 02:21:48 PM

Dripdry: What is with all this "Oh, she's so skanky/crazy I would NEVER hit that!!!"

Bullcrap. If she was interested in you and walked up to all hot and ready to do it (come on, she's pretty cute), you can't possibly tell me you wouldn't be ready go. Then again, maybe some of you haven't stuck it any crazy ever... the fun to trouble ratio is oh so totally worth it.


You, sir, got lucky. The rest of us have the scars to show for it. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-08-14 02:28:32 PM

Nothing To See Here: What kind of Tattoo Artist works on a assh0le like that?


Or on her anus?
 
2012-08-14 02:30:53 PM
la.curbed.com
 
2012-08-14 02:35:29 PM

WhyKnot:

Ha! I know a girl like that. Was a total mattress in high school, late twenties found Jesus and now is a holy roller.




www.spaceg.com

Was he hiding in a car seat?
 
2012-08-14 02:37:02 PM
You know...the girl doing the interviewing in that video has a really cute smile.

/and probably doesn't have a butthole tattoo
 
2012-08-14 02:40:40 PM
I so can't wait for the followup to this story---of the infection..There is no way to keep that clean unless she is going to sit on an antiseptic pad for weeks. OH AND BTW----Irresponsible tattooer #1. SHE WAS HIGH---and DRINKING WHILE you were doing the tattoo. It's a huge no no in the tattoo world these days. Of course there is no protocol for butthole tattooing so whatever..
 
2012-08-14 02:45:30 PM
i45.tinypic.com

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?
 
2012-08-14 02:47:43 PM
Now I can't help but wonder if Michelle the Pass Around Girl has a butthole tattoo.
 
2012-08-14 02:49:33 PM
this is a girl you screw in a bathroom stall and then leave while she's cleaning up. Hopfully she will take a moment to clean up.
 
2012-08-14 02:50:55 PM

kvinesknows: kiwimoogle84: Um, why are we greening the same link twice in 12 hours?

dont worry. the repeat tag was used.. its cool


Wheres the original?
 
2012-08-14 02:52:33 PM

Cup_O_Jo: Irresponsible tattooer #1. SHE WAS HIGH---and DRINKING WHILE you were doing the tattoo. It's a huge no no in the tattoo world these days. Of course there is no protocol for butthole tattooing so whatever..


Yeah, I mean, you have to cut the tattoo guy a little slack. You can't expect him to turn down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity like this on a technicality.
 
2012-08-14 02:53:42 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?


Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.
 
2012-08-14 02:58:49 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?


No way!!, nobody ever said it was Lindsey Lohan!! It makes perfect sense now.
 
2012-08-14 03:01:24 PM
Well, that is one tattoo that her mother probably won't ever see.
 
2012-08-14 03:05:11 PM

Madbassist1: kvinesknows: kiwimoogle84: Um, why are we greening the same link twice in 12 hours?

dont worry. the repeat tag was used.. its cool

Wheres the original?


http://www.fark.com/comments/7266473/Butthole-Tattoo-New-trend-awesom e -band-name-You-decide-Not-safe-for-work&new=1#new
 
2012-08-14 03:15:56 PM

Madbassist1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?

Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.


i47.tinypic.com

She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.
 
2012-08-14 03:29:26 PM

Nothing To See Here: I met a girl that got BB King's name tattoo'd on her butt cheeks, when she bent over to show us, I said, "Who's BOB ?"


That's awesome! I have a "W"on each of m my cheeks so that when I bend over it says "WoW"

/and when I do cartwheels it says "WoW MoM!"
 
2012-08-14 03:33:14 PM
Would wear a rubber... but would hit like the fist of an angry god.
 
2012-08-14 03:45:28 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Madbassist1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?

Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.

[i47.tinypic.com image 648x546]

She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.


I hope these pics show up in more threads.
 
2012-08-14 03:58:01 PM

GBB: IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.

Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?


Self loathing starts a few years after that (new window).
 
2012-08-14 04:03:32 PM
Per me si va ne la città dolente,
per me si va ne l'etterno dolore,
per me si va tra la perduta gente.
Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore;
fecemi la divina podestate,
la somma sapïenza e 'l primo amore.
Dinanzi a me non fuor cose create
se non etterne, e io etterno duro.
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate'.


You'd have to write small.
 
2012-08-14 04:08:13 PM
(_*_)
Oil Impact Zone
 
2012-08-14 04:13:15 PM

Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.


Military service. MEPS is a weird place.
 
2012-08-14 04:14:42 PM

ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.


This. What a long friggin' day that was.
 
2012-08-14 04:18:58 PM

Nothing To See Here: Igor Jakovsky: Pair-o-Dice: That first dump is going to be a painful dump.

/biatch is nuttier than a snickers bar

I bet her poop is too.

Well, That's a dirty crack . . . .


Well, she did set herself up to be the butt of corny jokes!
 
2012-08-14 04:30:00 PM

Rinzetsu: one reader commented on what the tattoo might be: "I hope it's a little Boba Fett falling into it."


You're AWESOME!
 
2012-08-14 04:30:20 PM

DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.


Old Dr. Jellyfinger....
 
2012-08-14 04:30:37 PM
That is the most reprehensible tattoo I have seen in my life!
Oh, Wait a minute...
pichour.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-08-14 04:33:02 PM

Mildot: This thread would have been right at home under the politics tab.


Wait til November 7th, 2012
 
2012-08-14 04:41:40 PM
I'll bet she asked the guy to tattoo her at the orifice.
 
2012-08-14 04:41:45 PM

semiotix: Cup_O_Jo: Irresponsible tattooer #1. SHE WAS HIGH---and DRINKING WHILE you were doing the tattoo. It's a huge no no in the tattoo world these days. Of course there is no protocol for butthole tattooing so whatever..

Yeah, I mean, you have to cut the tattoo guy a little slack. You can't expect him to turn down a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity like this on a technicality.


LMFAO
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2012-08-14 04:44:45 PM

ArmyWarVet: GBB: IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.

Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?

Self loathing starts a few years after that (new window).


Wasn't about self loathing, it's about being an asshole (tattooed or otherwise)

/Why can't I seem to post direct youtube links?? It keeps changing them to some obnoxious login link and won't go to the Blink182 Video for "What's My Age Again?"
 
2012-08-14 04:45:48 PM
imagenes.solostocks.com

No stranger to this...
 
2012-08-14 05:08:04 PM
It's so nice out, I think I'll leave it out.
 
2012-08-14 05:27:48 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

Old Dr. Jellyfinger....


No joke, the doctor who did the ol' "turn your head and cough" on me and then checked my oil was missing two fingers from his good hand.
 
2012-08-14 05:43:29 PM
fc02.deviantart.net

Eehehehehehe! That's right!
 
2012-08-14 05:43:48 PM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

Old Dr. Jellyfinger....


CSB time. After our hearing and vision and a few other checks during MEPS we were waiting in line for our one on one with the doc. Many of us were fairly fresh out of high school and a bit nervous. One older guy in his 20s get's done with his checks and comes up to the line and says "Man, I hope you guys can relax your assholes decently, doc's got fat fingers!" Of course this scared the hell out of us and I was next. I get in and after a few initial checks and questions doc tells me to strip to my drawers, and I do so. After raising and lowering my arms and turning around and a few more questions doc starts putting on a set of rubber gloves and says to drop my drawers. I do it and I of course notice that doc indeed had big ol' sausage fingers as he does the turn your head and cough bit with gloves that felt like they were kept in a freezer. I started to sweat a bit as he said "Turn around, bend over and spread your cheeks." I turn around, close my eyes, grit my teeth and bared my browneye towards the doc hoping he at least had some form of lube. And.......nothing. Tells me to get dressed as he asks a few more questions and he hands me my paperwork. When I get out of the exam room I look for the asshole that had scared the shiat out of us, and saw him walk into another room. I of course said nothing to the rest of the guys that were in line behind me figuring if I had to freak out, so did they.

/csb.
 
2012-08-14 05:53:38 PM

DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.


I served 7 years and totally forgot, well actually buried that awful memory from MEPS, thanks for the farking flashback bastards!

/Welcome home bro's
 
2012-08-14 06:08:52 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed... get my teeth fixed or get my butthole tattooed...

Wait, why am I even asking myself this? My boyfriend is probably going to knock my teeth out eventually anyway. Buttholes are 4EVAH!


Her butthole is probably used to getting knocked out, too
 
2012-08-14 06:17:49 PM

Smeggy Smurf: [30.media.tumblr.com image 333x500]

That would make a great butthole tattoo


NSFW scroll to bottom
 
2012-08-14 06:33:02 PM
That video may come back to haunt the tattoo artist someday. That Girl did NOT seem entirely sober and "un-altered"
 
2012-08-14 06:38:19 PM
www.tampatantrum.com

I'm 22 I can do what I want!
 
2012-08-14 06:44:25 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.


The tattoo gives you something to look at because, well, forget it.
 
2012-08-14 07:32:45 PM
Safe bet daddy never told her he loved her...
 
2012-08-14 08:24:29 PM

Basily Gourt: Tanthalas39: Basily Gourt: Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat

They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.

Solution: don't post repeats.

If I had known it was a repeat, I wouldn't have. I don't keep track of every single thing posted on fark.


Fark needs a bot that reviews all submissions and cancels repeats.
 
2012-08-14 08:39:15 PM

rickycal78: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

Old Dr. Jellyfinger....

CSB time. After our hearing and vision and a few other checks during MEPS we were waiting in line for our one on one with the doc. Many of us were fairly fresh out of high school and a bit nervous. One older guy in his 20s get's done with his checks and comes up to the line and says "Man, I hope you guys can relax your assholes decently, doc's got fat fingers!" Of course this scared the hell out of us and I was next. I get in and after a few initial checks and questions doc tells me to strip to my drawers, and I do so. After raising and lowering my arms and turning around and a few more questions doc starts putting on a set of rubber gloves and says to drop my drawers. I do it and I of course notice that doc indeed had big ol' sausage fingers as he does the turn your head and cough bit with gloves that felt like they were kept in a freezer. I started to sweat a bit as he said "Turn around, bend over and spread your cheeks." I turn around, close my eyes, grit my teeth and bared my browneye towards the doc hoping he at least had some form of lube. And.......nothing. Tells me to get dressed as he asks a few more questions and he hands me my paperwork. When I get out of the exam room I look for the asshole that had scared the shiat out of us, and saw him walk into another room. I of course said nothing to the rest of the guys that were in line behind me figuring if I had to freak out, so did they.

/csb.


I was Navy/Aviation, if you walked into NAMI, even to just deliver the mail, you were getting fingered. We started having a no wipe for 48hours before a physical rule.
 
2012-08-14 08:50:50 PM

Onkel Buck: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

I served 7 years and totally forgot, well actually buried that awful memory from MEPS, thanks for the farking flashback bastards!

/Welcome home bro's


Put your hands on your hips, and walk like a duck. In your underwear. Around a bunch of strangers. While you're 19.

Is this a military physical, or a fraternity hazing?
 
2012-08-14 08:52:43 PM

huscarl91: Safe bet daddy never told her he loved her...


He most likely did, just after he finished.
 
2012-08-14 09:00:16 PM

DirkTheDaring: Onkel Buck: DirkTheDaring: ArmyWarVet: Pair-o-Dice: mcgrimus: One day she's gonna go on a job interview and regret this decision.

Not sure I've ever had my asshole inspected on a job interview. I guess it depends
on what you're applying for.

Military service. MEPS is a weird place.

This. What a long friggin' day that was.

I served 7 years and totally forgot, well actually buried that awful memory from MEPS, thanks for the farking flashback bastards!

/Welcome home bro's

Put your hands on your hips, and walk like a duck. In your underwear. Around a bunch of strangers. While you're 19.

Is this a military physical, or a fraternity hazing?


That was the funniest, and sort of the saddest part of the whole thing for me. There were a couple guys that had thong underwear on, and one guy with the yellowest piss stained tighty whitey's you'd ever seen.
 
2012-08-14 09:01:05 PM
OK, I finally just now watched the video...

Before, I thought these facial expressions came from dealing with the pain of getting her starfish hell of needled...

i47.tinypic.com

But she was able to carry on casual conversation throughout... "It feels so fncking good!"

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-08-14 09:40:31 PM
 
2012-08-14 10:53:09 PM
Could you imagine if she got a tattoo on her taint ?
 
2012-08-14 11:54:14 PM
*watches video*

... oookaaaaayyyy...
 
2012-08-15 12:06:30 AM
i am thinking she was drunk cuz she gets a drink of something in the video but maybe it was h2o
 
2012-08-15 02:12:32 AM
You know if the artist could dilate her butthole, tattoo the design in a way that it changed like a Mad Magazine fold in to be completely different when not dilated THAT would be novel.
 
2012-08-15 02:49:54 AM
Also PNSFW...
 
2012-08-15 09:22:45 AM
Remarkable.
 
2012-08-15 10:24:13 AM

GBB: ArmyWarVet: GBB: IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.

Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?

Self loathing starts a few years after that (new window).

Wasn't about self loathing, it's about being an asshole (tattooed or otherwise)

/Why can't I seem to post direct youtube links?? It keeps changing them to some obnoxious login link and won't go to the Blink182 Video for "What's My Age Again?"


Is that what happened to my link?
 
2012-08-15 04:07:20 PM
Wow. That is one broken individual.

Pro tip: If you ever find yourself naked in public, getting a tattoo of a guy's name around your anus, you should probably take some time to re-evaluate your direction in life.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2012-08-15 06:19:34 PM

ArmyWarVet: GBB: ArmyWarVet: GBB: IamPatSajak: DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.

Why? Cause no one likes you when you're 23?

Self loathing starts a few years after that (new window).

Wasn't about self loathing, it's about being an asshole (tattooed or otherwise)

/Why can't I seem to post direct youtube links?? It keeps changing them to some obnoxious login link and won't go to the Blink182 Video for "What's My Age Again?"

Is that what happened to my link?


No, yours works fine, but when I copy a link that looks exactly like it, when I preview my post, fark seems to change it to something completely different and it doesn't go anywhere but youtube homepage. I give up.
 
2012-08-15 06:32:25 PM
Or scream "Somebody call the US Embassy! I've been kidnapped and sold in this man's harem against my will!"
 
2012-08-16 12:05:32 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Madbassist1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?

Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.

[i47.tinypic.com image 648x546]

She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.


Lol.

Now he's having sex with...

media.tumblr.com 

BILL HADER!!!!
 
2012-08-16 12:24:26 PM

nocturn: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Madbassist1: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 400x366]

For the people that say she does not look that bad... What are you thinking?

Thats a pretty asinine thing to say. People who make "do not want" type comments based on one passing unrehearsed picture, especially when compared to several seconds of VIDEO, are being farking stupid.

Having said that, I'd do her precisely BECAUSE shes so nasty, and has a nice ass. I'm also mature enough to realize that 95% of the farkers in here who say they wouldn't, would.

[i47.tinypic.com image 648x546]

She makes a lot of these faces when she's talking. I'm still going with the 'do not want'. But hey, you're welcome to fantasize to what ever you want.

Lol.

Now he's having sex with...

[media.tumblr.com image 300x300] 

BILL HADER!!!!


you...you bastard. I hate you.
 
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