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(Uproxx)   "Gee, it such a nice day out. Seems like a great day to get my anus tattooed." -- some lucky bastard's future wife (NSFW content)   (uproxx.com) divider line 241
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2012-08-14 09:57:47 AM  
This should go green based solely on the picture in the link
 
2012-08-14 09:58:37 AM  
"lucky?"
 
2012-08-14 10:03:25 AM  
Why yes subby you would be lucky to have that little charmer gracing mommies basement with you; I am sure that in no time she will be showing that tatoo off in movies involving dozens of overly endowed attractive and successful young men.
 
2012-08-14 10:04:21 AM  
The video is priceless.
 
2012-08-14 10:05:48 AM  
farm3.static.flickr.com

Unavailable for comment, presumably.
 
2012-08-14 10:12:43 AM  
That's one classy broad there.
 
2012-08-14 10:15:06 AM  
Do not stick your dick in crazy.
 
2012-08-14 10:17:56 AM  
How does it feel?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-08-14 10:20:33 AM  
when is it not a great day to have your anus tattooed?
 
2012-08-14 10:21:43 AM  
"exit only?"
 
2012-08-14 10:39:12 AM  
I prefer that crazy biatches have more visible notifications. I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.
 
2012-08-14 11:03:29 AM  

BurnShrike: I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.


I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.
 
2012-08-14 11:26:20 AM  
Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat
 
2012-08-14 11:31:36 AM  

the_rev:
I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.


I'll bet she bar-yells no matter where she is.
 
2012-08-14 11:32:20 AM  

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


Great! I just looove reading the same news over and over!
 
2012-08-14 11:36:25 AM  
Meth is a helluva drug.
 
2012-08-14 11:51:14 AM  
More like some unlucky bastard's future ex-wife.
 
2012-08-14 11:52:15 AM  
REPEATS ARE SO AWESOME!
 
2012-08-14 11:53:33 AM  

Gwendolyn: The video is priceless.


THERE'S VIDEO?!?!?!?!?!?
/why am i at WORK?!?!?!
 
2012-08-14 11:54:18 AM  
"Wife"? Don't you mean "girlfriend you will have to get a restraining order against one day"?

Submitter is right about one thing, though: it such a nice day out.
 
2012-08-14 11:54:28 AM  
DEUCE DEUCES. I bet everyone she knows is looking forward to her next birthday.
 
2012-08-14 11:54:43 AM  
WHY do I pick today to work in the corporate office?!
 
2012-08-14 11:55:01 AM  
Just a coincidence that butt-hole tattooing is taking off in Florida just before the Republican convention.
 
2012-08-14 11:55:58 AM  
I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.
 
2012-08-14 11:56:11 AM  
On the same page:

RIM Continues Slow Death.
 
2012-08-14 11:56:25 AM  
Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

img1.fark.net

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??
 
2012-08-14 11:57:02 AM  
My butthole tattoo says "If you can read this you're too cl....Pfffffffft hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhaha!"

Yes, I have an anus the size of a hula hoop.
 
2012-08-14 11:57:33 AM  

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


AND you have a highly polished stainless steel toilet bowl so you can watch......

/POOP COMING OUT!
 
2012-08-14 11:58:26 AM  
Wait, there's a img1.fark.net tag? Since when?
 
2012-08-14 11:59:42 AM  
img703.imageshack.us

Approves.
 
2012-08-14 12:00:15 PM  

ChipNASA: Where the hell did THIS come from?
Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?

[img1.fark.net image 54x11]

/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??


My understanding is that means a modmin submitted it and they have access to tags we do not.
 
2012-08-14 12:01:12 PM  
Classy that she explains her age as "I'm 22 - duece dueces."
 
2012-08-14 12:01:37 PM  

Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat


They had to do something for all the crybabies.

/had a great greenlight taken down after 3 hours of THIS IS A REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT, REPEAT posts.
 
2012-08-14 12:01:45 PM  

Persnickety: Wait, there's a [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag? Since when?


Last couple of months, I believe.
 
2012-08-14 12:02:03 PM  
Drunk and marrying girls with butthole tattoos is no way to go through life, son.
 
2012-08-14 12:02:11 PM  
Idiocracy is so obsolete it's not even funny anymore.
 
2012-08-14 12:02:30 PM  
This thread is perfectly fine without pics, thank you.
 
2012-08-14 12:02:42 PM  
Is this a repeat or am I having flash forwards of anal tattoos? I ask because that would bother me.
 
2012-08-14 12:03:08 PM  
The repeat tag has been around for at least a year. Pay attention, farkers!

Apparently some of you have lives outside of the internet, and we can't have that.
 
2012-08-14 12:03:49 PM  
If you can't gauge the level of crazy in that chick by talking to her for thirty seconds, then you need your crazy gauge recalibrated.
 
2012-08-14 12:04:08 PM  
WTF Fark.COM

/I've had timeouts for less than this.
 
2012-08-14 12:04:19 PM  
Did she get a tiny red carpet being rolled out?
 
2012-08-14 12:04:25 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Do not stick your dick in crazy.


I stick my dick in crazy, in psychotic, in paranoid schizophrenia, in dementia, all that. You actually subscribe to this moronic dictum? more for me sucka
 
2012-08-14 12:04:43 PM  
"Fifty Bucks Extra"
 
2012-08-14 12:04:59 PM  
Let's get this out of the way right now -NSFW
 
2012-08-14 12:05:14 PM  
I emailed the link last night to a half a dozen friends as "I know what I'm getting all of you for Xmas"

/The response has not been positive, so far
 
2012-08-14 12:05:26 PM  
What does it say, exit only?
 
2012-08-14 12:06:45 PM  
Is there a video of this that doesn't edit out her butthole? I need to see it for scientific study.
 
2012-08-14 12:06:48 PM  
30.media.tumblr.com

That would make a great butthole tattoo
 
2012-08-14 12:08:23 PM  

spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.


Prior Art
 
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