BurnShrike: I mean, with this woman you have to get her home, naked, and bent over before you realize you shouldn't stick your dick in it.
the_rev: I'm pretty sure a five-minute conversation with her would be notification enough.
Shostie: Hey! There's a repeat tag now! Neat
Gwendolyn: The video is priceless.
spentmiles: I had a Playdoh Spaghetti Factory fused into my asshole so I can forever poop with the beautiful naivety of a child.
ChipNASA: Where the hell did THIS come from?Did she tattoo this on her anus?!?!?[img1.fark.net image 54x11]/it's not on the pull down menu. ModMins added it to the linky??
Persnickety: Wait, there's a [img1.fark.net image 54x11] tag? Since when?
Marcus Aurelius: Do not stick your dick in crazy.
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